Lord of the Rings Online is in open beta. At release, the game implements only thefirst 1/6 of the story. Here is what to expect in the expansions:
The Forming of the Fellowship
Gandalf: 'o.k. merry, pippin, sam. you're going to have to stay in rivendell.'Pippin: why?Gandalf: 'we can only fit 6 people in our fellowship and we’re going to need a wellrounded group’Gandalf: 'we'd create a raid, you know, but then none of us would get any xp whenwe destroy the ring'Pippin: ok[LookingForFellowship] Sam: '3 hobbits LFF'
Moria
Aragorn: 'shit’Aragorn: ‘the wizard died. can anybody rez?'Gandalf: 'its cool.'Gandalf: 'you guys go ahead.'Gandalf: 'i'll rez and meet up with you in fangorn. brb'
The Breaking of the Fellowship
Aragorn: 'whoa’Aragorn: ‘that was close’Aragorn: ‘soloed like 10 uruks’Legolas: 'wait. where's frodo?'
Frodo has left the Fellowship.
Gimli: 'FUCK!'Aragorn: 'son of a bitch!'Aragorn: 'i hate it when people leave in the middle of a fucking quest!'Legolas: 'frodo had the ring. were going to have to go back and start the quest allover again'Aragorn [to Frodo]: 'WTF man?'Legolas: 'did boramir leave too?'Gimli: 'FUCK!'Aragorn: 'no i think he died’
Gandalf Retuns
Aragorn: 'wb gand. got a new title huh? gandalf the white'Gandalf: 'yeah. sorry it took me so long to get here. like my new white robe?'Gimli: 'no prob. we like waiting, asshole'Gandalf: 'and i trained new spells. where's frodo?'Legolas: 'he left'
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