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when i hear your name http://t.co/P4zGHywGvl Jul 18, 2014
i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i dont see them and
hope for the best?? Jul 18, 2014
if the purge was real i'd probably hide in aeropostale because no one has been in there since like 2009
Jul 18, 2014
my only talent is not being in a relationship Jul 18, 2014
friend: "what have you done all summer?" me: "traveled a lot..." http://t.co/scEfelFpCL Jul 18, 2014
me when I play Kim Kardashian Hollywood http://t.co/5KnO8GJBor Jul 18, 2014
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun Jul 18, 2014
a girls hardest decision http://t.co/pcNlGcImSd Jul 18, 2014
"what are you getting all dressed up for" "mom im taking a selfie" Jul 18, 2014
friend: my lips are the worst part of my face me: my face is the worst part of my face Jul 18, 2014
man i am so tired *stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing* Jul 18, 2014
so expensive.. i say but its actually not expensive im just broke Jul 18, 2014
when u see the person u like talking to someone cuter than u http://t.co/cReAQpLnnS Jul 18, 2014
When my parents ask why I'm always on my phone http://t.co/SWet04wjyK Jul 18, 2014
When someone tickles your neck http://t.co/GI8AKx6Ut3 Jul 18, 2014
When friends call me to hang out http://t.co/SH3TmtOvTp Jul 18, 2014
perks of staying at home: 24/7 wifi access Jul 18, 2014
the more I think about my past self the more I http://t.co/cm9rKECr4e Jul 18, 2014
David Beckham has it right http://t.co/36ghxgh0lG Jul 18, 2014
http://t.co/qOld8WXqVi Jul 17, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: If you love me hardcore, then don't walk away Jul 17, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? Jul 17, 2014
somewhere between "you're an asshole" and "I still think about you" Jul 17, 2014
my life http://t.co/lexcU4YITw Jul 17, 2014
i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me Jul 17, 2014
I'm tired of hearing people saying they miss me but not doing one damn thing about it. Jul 17, 2014
whenever people send me hate i dont even really get hurt anymore im usually just like whats the
funniest way i could respond to this Jul 17, 2014
probably me as a parent https://t.co/y0Kyx9uLi5 Jul 17, 2014
These dresses are just PERFECT. I'm sure each of you will find something you like
http://t.co/kcgf3oLjqL http://t.co/cmzFQ61fvC Jul 17, 2014
I like when babies do this http://t.co/6zgfVGCRsm Jul 17, 2014
Ive been waiting all year to use this emoji Jul 17, 2014
is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no Jul 17, 2014
my meals in the summer breakfast: 3pm dinner: 11pm more food: 1am midnight snack: 4am Jul 17,
2014
sleeping with a fan on is essential Jul 17, 2014
if someone wants to come cuddle w/ me in bed, listen to my problems, watch lame movies and eat pizza
u are welcome to Jul 17, 2014
IM SCREAMING http://t.co/EK8Sl7nddq Jul 17, 2014
u deserve someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want u in their life Jul 17,
2014
life goals http://t.co/eII3AEh2Pm Jul 17, 2014
this is the cutest thing ever http://t.co/KD6sA3YXEP Jul 17, 2014
single and ready to flamingle http://t.co/8Imf3yYWDx Jul 17, 2014
To every bug i have ever killed: i am sorry :/ ..sorry that ur bitch asses came into my house uninvited
Jul 16, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over. Jul
16, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: When I'm in your arms, feels like I have it all Jul 16, 2014
this is me http://t.co/D4JcdREayp Jul 16, 2014
basically http://t.co/YRpsm6vWHq Jul 16, 2014
talking to your crush http://t.co/P6LQJJiMZM Jul 16, 2014
I HATE SEEING LONELY OLD PEOPLE EATING ALONE AT RESTAURANTS Jul 16, 2014
I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you Jul 16,
2014
i hate how one minute im perfectly content then the next minute im ready to throw myself in front of a
car Jul 16, 2014
Me when I hear back to school commercials http://t.co/1FDVM0Z9Qr Jul 16, 2014
IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS Jul 16, 2014
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like youre a angry serial killer
Jul 16, 2014
I need time for me, just me, no one else. Jul 16, 2014
do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea and its fucking
purple Jul 16, 2014
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv
series to watch Jul 16, 2014
I'M SCREAMING http://t.co/oeD53L45CM Jul 16, 2014
ive been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years Jul 16, 2014
we all have that one person http://t.co/jcrqdKzALU Jul 16, 2014
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u http://t.co/jsGQuXw2F9 Jul 16, 2014
dont date anyone who doesnt want to hear ur favorite song, watch ur favorite movie or read ur
favorite book Jul 16, 2014
i am the most annoying person to sleep with bc i'll have like 20 pillows on my bed, u can have 1/2 of one
& no blankets they're all mine bye Jul 16, 2014
OMFGG THIS IS NOT OKAY http://t.co/P31l22zgdj Jul 16, 2014
do u ever start ur period and think "well that explains a lot" Jul 16, 2014
when bae stops replying http://t.co/cI4f3AoGbf Jul 15, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Loving you forever can't be wrong. Jul 15, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "I find it hard to leave my own headspace because I'm an over-thinker." - Lana Del
Rey Jul 15, 2014
WAT?? http://t.co/pa3h43Ayyg Jul 15, 2014
if i ever get to have kids, i'll be sure to be really close to them bc i wouldn't want them to suffer in the
silence like how most of us do Jul 15, 2014
you ever heard a song so good that u just http://t.co/6SRaYjYH8W Jul 15, 2014
when bae tries to give u the "silent treatment" http://t.co/KOHNRofu87 Jul 15, 2014
life hack: be nice to people who have a pool at their house Jul 15, 2014
you dont know pain unless youve tied your hair with a rubberband and then tried to take it out Jul 15,
2014
don't worry about me. worry about ur eyebrows. Jul 15, 2014
My thoughts everyday http://t.co/8gh3uxCU8L Jul 15, 2014
Relationship goals http://t.co/joE3QW3Aid Jul 15, 2014
and this will forever be the best transformation of all http://t.co/Hmy3YUsYBN Jul 15, 2014
my self esteem has two levels: i'm a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love bow down before
me bitches i am your queen Jul 15, 2014
This Kim Kardashian game got me like http://t.co/W87LZDTEn7 Jul 15, 2014
I found a coke bottle with your name on it http://t.co/omTtoNv6P6 Jul 15, 2014
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened Jul 15, 2014
i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also
in the countryside u feel me Jul 15, 2014
*txts back 25 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and
without an excuse* Jul 15, 2014
I WANT MY OWN SCOTT DISICK http://t.co/XsWiGe15Yf Jul 15, 2014
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING ITS ZAC EFRON RIDING A HORSE http://t.co/wcjNo55Xhw Jul 15, 2014
when willow pape makes me lose fans http://t.co/t7zXAKZldZ Jul 15, 2014
http://t.co/rG6SxulMY0 Jul 15, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: If Elsa from "Frozen" was real, she would look like this http://t.co/kpYq0k9j5t Jul
15, 2014
YESSSS http://t.co/nXFEOQGBVm Jul 15, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I only know how to do me, so thats just what Im going to do. - Lana Del Rey Jul
15, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I love you just a little too much. Jul 15, 2014
what a nice piece of ass http://t.co/mJZk6d7ALQ Jul 14, 2014
me 2 seconds into the previews http://t.co/Ibe30GAVFm Jul 14, 2014
omgg what I'll take them both http://t.co/LmcXIdcA2h Jul 14, 2014
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE
THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL Jul 14, 2014
i want this right now http://t.co/SvjqdocufA Jul 14, 2014
me: i cant eat anymore im full food: eat me me: ok Jul 14, 2014
if you cant handle me at my worst then that sucks because thats all there is to me Jul 14, 2014
Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren't you going to put them away too? Me: you have to upgrade
from the trial version to the full version. Jul 14, 2014
if i had this set of teeth i wouldnt even bother talking i'd just smile until i die http://t.co/RY9KO08cUV Jul
14, 2014
Im really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I dont
care Jul 14, 2014
but they don't have my name... http://t.co/VZM563fTdz Jul 14, 2014
if someone has a fucking phobia of something dont be an asshole and play with their fear for your own
amusement Jul 14, 2014
*Job interview* Interviewer: What are three words that describe you? Me: Boss Ass Bitch Jul 14, 2014
Kim Possible is on disney channel. I repeat Kim possible is on disney channel right now. Jul 14, 2014
I wish someone would text me at 2 AM asking to hang out idc if all we did was sit in a car listening to
music all night it would be amazing Jul 14, 2014
http://t.co/K8SZfRLm75 Jul 14, 2014
11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight 3 am: lol Jul 14, 2014
when you see your best friend crying http://t.co/cMNlPpqjUw Jul 14, 2014
When the bae texts you first http://t.co/NbvVFJSWjd Jul 14, 2014
"bae I'm cold" http://t.co/pQMHO1aiGj Jul 14, 2014
basically http://t.co/T7ypw8wBtV Jul 14, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I think we're losing what we used to have, you know? Jul 14, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I will love you till the end of time, I would wait a million years. Jul 14, 2014
R.I.P Cory http://t.co/YN1y2QH1GS Jul 13, 2014
exactly 1 year ago today, Cory Monteith died http://t.co/28REzHqGLD Jul 13, 2014
Same http://t.co/9SGD90Wt60 Jul 13, 2014
David Beckham and his boys http://t.co/AH2uknODtF Jul 13, 2014
I nearly died http://t.co/zw0dUzvLVk Jul 13, 2014
When I saw 'Riolive2014' on snapchat http://t.co/mU7bbOPbuW Jul 13, 2014
snuck a picture of bae this morning http://t.co/p7qjXn1A84 Jul 13, 2014
girls literally find out everything and sometimes it's just an accident like we don't even try Jul 13, 2014
If I say "okay *your name*" then just officially know I have an attitude or you've said something that
pissed me off. Jul 13, 2014
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know theyre gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years. Jul 13, 2014
I find it kinda fucked up that if a dog bites someone it gets put down but if a person kills someone they
can get off on a technicality Jul 13, 2014
eat when im sad eat when im happy eat when im with my friends eat when im on the computer eat
when im bored eat when im with my family Jul 13, 2014
True http://t.co/dxvEAWfZcs Jul 13, 2014
things that annoys me the most http://t.co/NaGOlBVqFm Jul 13, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: You don't need to be Muslim to care, you just need to be human. #prayforpalestina
http://t.co/QiY6gdWwMF Jul 13, 2014
i try not to sound like an asshole but its really hard because i am an asshole Jul 13, 2014
when youre holding hands with someone and they rub ur thumb with their thumb is what i live for Jul
13, 2014
when Simon calls u right after u finished a photoshoot in the kim kardashian game
http://t.co/JgercmLXWb Jul 13, 2014
nope. still not over it. http://t.co/ZKgonFs8OJ Jul 13, 2014
when someone doesn't get ur joke http://t.co/qBcyIHRixV Jul 12, 2014
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like nice Jul 12, 2014
when my friends ask me to take a picture of them http://t.co/0F0nuk4ymP Jul 12, 2014
cramps will have you like http://t.co/efKgXhOctz Jul 12, 2014
sums it up http://t.co/fPgRQpwGDG Jul 12, 2014
Just another thing I won't find my name on http://t.co/h0JqyWU72d Jul 12, 2014
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like that you Jul 12, 2014
im tasteless but so is water and we all need that Jul 12, 2014
imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses. Jul 12, 2014
Me this whole summer http://t.co/kK7z9rFULj Jul 12, 2014
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying Jul 12, 2014
Boys: I don't understand why girls are so obsessive about their weight. Boys: Ew she's fat. Jul 12, 2014
I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not my friends and family think Im pretty because theyre
my friends and family pretty Jul 12, 2014
i may not be your cup of tea but im your 10th shot of tequila Jul 12, 2014
ask me stuff http://t.co/K8SZfRLm75 Jul 12, 2014
Ricky will do great in life http://t.co/3fVg9BONf1 Jul 12, 2014
guys will never understand the joy of having ur period a week before u travel Jul 12, 2014
walking into a party with ur best friend like http://t.co/DithrY6hRu Jul 12, 2014
do u ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to
sleep Jul 12, 2014
boys won't like their girlfriends pictures, favorite her tweets, make her his wcw but gets mad if another
boy does Jul 12, 2014
a 5 year old said this http://t.co/QJCNeNIhJa Jul 12, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I don't really wanna know what's good for me Jul 11, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Keep making me laugh. Lets go get high. The road is long, we carry on. Try to have
fun in the meantime. Jul 11, 2014
I need to remind myself this http://t.co/yQmnuUgK4t Jul 11, 2014
why do I always look hot when no one is around Jul 11, 2014
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched Jul 11, 2014
why get thinner when you can get more dinner Jul 11, 2014
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show,
and the blood of your enemies Jul 11, 2014
"i shouldnt eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth Jul 11, 2014
I love girls who compliment other girls. Too many girls thinking it's a competition these days. It's nice to
be nice. Jul 11, 2014
When you realize how single you are http://t.co/TQFuX2Y1Zg Jul 11, 2014
I hate wearing makeup but I also hate not wearing makeup so it's just really complicated. Jul 11, 2014
You have never felt real pain until you wore these http://t.co/SPkTgu49tL Jul 11, 2014
NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY Jul 11, 2014
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND Jul 11, 2014
the best part about tweeting is that no one actually knows if you're naked or not Jul 11, 2014
@RelatableQuote @FreddyAmazin lmfaoo! I hate u omg go away Jul 11, 2014
I just love u so much I had too @FreddyAmazin: @girlposts Oh Hell Nawh not with that username
Jul 11, 2014
ask me stuff http://t.co/K8SZfRLm75 Jul 11, 2014
u ever met someone so hot and u were just like bruuuuuuuuuuh Jul 11, 2014
mention me so I can follow u guys bc I'm not going through all those faves ^^ Jul 11, 2014
I'm in a good mood, who wants a follow?? Jul 11, 2014
if a boy is treating u like he doesn't give a shit, he genuinely doesn't give a shit and it took me a long
time to notice that Jul 11, 2014
this is perfect http://t.co/DPTumKOx2Q Jul 11, 2014
me in a relationship http://t.co/xQ5uylH0Eg Jul 11, 2014
ever took a pic and was like this isn't even my skin color Jul 11, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: No one compares to you, but there's no you, except in my dreams tonight. Jul 10,
2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: And I loved him. I loved him, I loved him, I loved him. And I still love him. Jul 10,
2014
do u ever wonder if ur future husband follows u on twitter Jul 10, 2014
He will go far http://t.co/boUS6lYsIN Jul 10, 2014
everything goes from good to shitty so fast & that's why i try not to have expectations bc everything is
so damn temporary Jul 10, 2014
Friendly reminder: Friday, July 11th, is free slurpee day, free Chickfila day and buy a dozen get a dozen
for 77 cents at Krispy Kreme Jul 10, 2014
thought it was just me http://t.co/vYwUdwRlOV Jul 10, 2014
how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you Jul 10, 2014
Me when I run out of energy of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood http://t.co/5aCifahVXP Jul 10, 2014
dress for the job u want, not the job you have. show up to ur day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who
the fucks gonna stop the mcastronaut Jul 10, 2014
me when i look in the mirror vs me when i try to take a picture http://t.co/RLhcRF2fpI Jul 10, 2014
My snapchat just chooses random people for my best friends list now. Jul 10, 2014
LOL @ guys who think girls wear makeup just to trick them. Girls wear makeup for themselves. You're
the last thing on our mind. Jul 10, 2014
When a guy actually like cares about you, listens to you, respects you, and stuff??? I don't even know
what to do?????? Jul 10, 2014
Have u guys seen our new collection of bustier dresses yet? Make sure to check them out
http://t.co/kcgf3oLjqL http://t.co/aSfpl7hKkP Jul 10, 2014
I dont need love , I NEED THIS http://t.co/SA2iqpShen Jul 10, 2014
Relationship goals http://t.co/E1HpJ3txXr Jul 10, 2014
i want longer eyelashes so when i blink i can knock down cities with them Jul 10, 2014
i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm Jul 10, 2014
i can't wait for that point in my life where i never have to go to bed alone Jul 10, 2014
im totally kidding, unless youre okay with what i just said Jul 10, 2014
I'll do a lot of things but admitting I'm cold to my mom who told me to wear a sweater isn't one of them
Jul 10, 2014
this is the cutest cat I've ever seen http://t.co/6zAoU4Zal6 Jul 10, 2014
basically http://t.co/vuvRvf2q7P Jul 10, 2014
when a boy speaks so highly of a girl it's so nice and refreshing bc u don't get to see much boys doing
that Jul 10, 2014
I never delete messages, just in case someone decides to start acting different like u weren't saying that
March 21, 2012 at 3:42 PM Jul 10, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Think I'll miss you forever, like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies. Jul 10,
2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "When someone else's happiness is your happiness, that is love." Lana Del Rey
Jul 10, 2014
when someone starts talking shit about ur favorite celebrity http://t.co/T9jCcbE8jG Jul 09, 2014
"yeah I'm a gamer" http://t.co/bghe1y4wjM Jul 09, 2014
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet Jul 09, 2014
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no
one can be sure Jul 09, 2014
freshman year can be summed up by the words "i need a ride" Jul 09, 2014
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea Jul 09,
2014
YES http://t.co/2SkSZ2uQSH Jul 09, 2014
whoever wrote this deserves a medal http://t.co/EZaSYcGFIz Jul 09, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: These dresses give me life! I want them all. If you're interested in any of them just go
to http://t.co/tm5djYpnXy http: Jul 09, 2014
If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I dont do it for just anyone. Jul 09, 2014
Two most important lessons Beyonc taught me: - every man is replaceable. - ignore the haters then
shade them when you're on top. Jul 09, 2014
I love when boys say "don't leave" it's so possessive yet adorably needy I love it Jul 09, 2014
I want to be someones favorite person to talk to. Jul 09, 2014
If you're having a bad day here's a picture of a baby in a penguin suit. http://t.co/NpWJ7TrnwP Jul 09,
2014
*eats 4 slices of pizza* im so full *eats another 4 slices of pizza* Jul 09, 2014
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but heres 50% off of some ice
cream. Jul 09, 2014
Good night guys, loved talking to you. Make sure u guys check out my clothing store
http://t.co/IkRdAAC5nQ and let me know what you think! Jul 09, 2014
This is for each and every single one of you http://t.co/JWx7JB0ImN Jul 09, 2014
Okay bae @FreddyAmazin: @girlposts love me enough to txt me Jul 09, 2014
I love you guys Jul 09, 2014
i've been in a bad mood since like 2010 Jul 09, 2014
maybe she's born with it maybe its an Instagram filter Jul 09, 2014
Me on my wedding day http://t.co/lVlBMdLMBA Jul 09, 2014
when life was easy and you only had to worry about what came on next on Disney channel
http://t.co/XkAgv1xcWp Jul 09, 2014
A girl's twitter is full of hints Jul 09, 2014
my daughter is going to be a mini me http://t.co/4h3s3q0dpo Jul 08, 2014
This would be such a cool date http://t.co/XRpOr2lO0L Jul 08, 2014
Brazil has Neymar. Argentina has Messi. Portugal has Ronaldo. Germany has a team! Jul 08, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: Argentina & Netherlands looking at each other right now like: I don't wanna play
Germany.. Do you wanna play Germany? htt Jul 08, 2014
my life http://t.co/35YWZB8cfC Jul 08, 2014
Brazil: i came here to have a good time and honestly i am feeling so attacked right now Jul 08, 2014
Neymar passing by his teammates after the game http://t.co/a2cNWSlbxG Jul 08, 2014
RT @RelatableQuote: Germany right now http://t.co/j7owQnykP6 Jul 08, 2014
Brazilian fans rn http://t.co/9M6BnVrHVL Jul 08, 2014
When you order something online and it finally comes http://t.co/eeK4Wf5WGN Jul 08, 2014
you dont understand how hard it is to take a selfie when youre ugly Jul 08, 2014
i'm not ignoring your snapchats, i'm just too ugly to reply at the moment Jul 08, 2014
when u miss someone & u know they not thinking about u at all http://t.co/IogY4YSJvi Jul 08, 2014
remember when we all used to laugh at Arwin and now we slowly realize we are him
http://t.co/V5XYRrWwU5 Jul 08, 2014
100 days until http://t.co/h1xE4sRDRX Jul 08, 2014
mother: you need to stop playing the sims. me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es
fredesche Jul 08, 2014
but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago Jul 08, 2014
i love summer so much *sits around doing nothing* Jul 08, 2014
have u ever finished a series but still felt attached to the story and its characters Jul 08, 2014
do u ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes Jul 08, 2014
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do Jul 08, 2014
if only http://t.co/2YCxtPn3KP Jul 08, 2014
if youre in a relationship, no one needs to know your business but they should know that youre
together Jul 08, 2014
when bae is mad at u and says "talk to you later" http://t.co/IOIE8hFZ2M Jul 08, 2014
YESS http://t.co/a60Dt0Njb6 Jul 08, 2014
Dan Osbourne is perfection http://t.co/59YRyHJuAa Jul 07, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that he was the only one for me.
Jul 07, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I'm tired of feeling like i'm fucking crazy. Jul 07, 2014
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE http://t.co/FG4462KMPC Jul 07, 2014
BAE http://t.co/zBfgFlnIzu Jul 07, 2014
I wanna go on this so badly http://t.co/pIhSg3OrlO Jul 07, 2014
WHERE WERE THESE 9 YEARS AGO ALL I WANTED WAS DECENT SKIN COLORS DO U KNOW HOW MANY
ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD CRAYOLA DO U http://t.co/LJoguX4kZd Jul 07, 2014
when baes acting up and youre just like http://t.co/yqIJTVkdaV Jul 07, 2014
When you see bae flirting with someone else http://t.co/1z3poDuekY Jul 07, 2014
I wanna do this over summer http://t.co/SUGYZUNrxP Jul 07, 2014
Still wondering how they made this movie http://t.co/XzNa94SWe5 Jul 07, 2014
why i love baseball: baseball players baseball pants baseball players in baseball pants Jul 07, 2014
when girls on instagram post selfies with inspirational quotes as captions http://t.co/ASaHLxNHF1 Jul 07,
2014
Freshman year vs senior year https://t.co/W1VVSCgDFL Jul 07, 2014
When your teacher asks you to stop laughing but you can't http://t.co/aBlMpRJcjm Jul 07, 2014
Relationship goals http://t.co/HhEyycro2z Jul 07, 2014
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday Jul 07, 2014
there is no need to snap me your snapchat story, if I wanted to see it I would've looked Jul 07, 2014
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in Jul 07, 2014
RT @iFitMotivations: Anyone struggling with their weight needs to know this! Eat This, Never Diet
Again! http://t.co/nKmgN9FhO6 htt Jul 07, 2014
basically http://t.co/ufbWuTEv8u Jul 07, 2014
well there goes another year of not getting fit for summer Jul 07, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I believe in the person I want to become. Jul 06, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I told you that no matter what you did, I'd be by your side. Jul 06, 2014
my problem is that i can't stay mad, i always end up forgiving people even when i know they don't
deserve it Jul 06, 2014
YESS http://t.co/hHSfqdbBDd Jul 06, 2014
no text from bae. cool. http://t.co/WN3e5q5POV Jul 06, 2014
my summer goals since 2007 http://t.co/aS6aZpRsPw Jul 06, 2014
literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever Jul 06, 2014
Sometimes those who dont socialize much arent actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for
drama and fake people. Jul 06, 2014
u r beautiful and ur gonna do great today http://t.co/l1jrxF4ARV Jul 06, 2014
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back Jul 06, 2014
i wish we could donate body fat to those in need Jul 06, 2014
isnt it weird that we pay money to see other human beings? Jul 06, 2014
i dont ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. Jul 06, 2014
i am fiji water u are toilet water Jul 06, 2014
Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? Jul 06, 2014
all i want in life is - fast wifi - fast metabolism - fast food - fast shipping Jul 06, 2014
you ever just randomly wonder who is dating your future husband rn Jul 06, 2014
my life http://t.co/bJuUUIGAJo Jul 06, 2014
when you just coughed your lungs out and your friend asks if you're okay http://t.co/2clf0QLt9r Jul 06,
2014
True http://t.co/hJ5JxXZ00q Jul 06, 2014
life was so simple back when everyone had the same iphone charger Jul 06, 2014
some people are okay to hang out with in school but its like u dont wanna hang with them outside of
school u feel me Jul 06, 2014
driving past your old elementary school like http://t.co/oMCjF2wdbz Jul 06, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "Doing what you love is freedom, loving what you do is happiness." Lana Del Rey
Jul 05, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Love is mean, and love hurts. Jul 05, 2014
Jake Ryan I'm your girl http://t.co/CxzQQRyiSE Jul 05, 2014
congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film you win: nothing Jul 05, 2014
one of the funniest parts in 22 jump street http://t.co/qUHPAAT3NM Jul 05, 2014
Relationship goals http://t.co/DSWOhbxzcb Jul 05, 2014
Guys love giving you attention but the second you start caring they stop. It's so important to not give a
fuck 24/7. Jul 05, 2014
do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one
cares Jul 05, 2014
"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try bitch ure just afraid mine will be longer than urs this is a
contest and im in it to win it Jul 05, 2014
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasnt really what I planned to do with my life but here I am Jul 05, 2014
i hate when im ignoring someone but they dont text me or anything so they dont even know that im
ignoring them Jul 05, 2014
The was the best thing that happened and your argument is invalid http://t.co/aETCP0Qg9t Jul 05, 2014
me: its too hot me: *opens window* *in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3
dragons and 12 Jehovahs witnesses* Jul 05, 2014
*wakes up with one sock on* woah crazy night Jul 05, 2014
basically http://t.co/XltiX7axQZ Jul 05, 2014
people call me cute and its like yeah im cute but do u wanna date me Jul 05, 2014
either that was a firework, or another tribute is dead Jul 05, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "No matter how many people give me advice, I'm going to do what my heart tells
me to do." Lana Del Rey Jul 04, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: The road is long, we carry on, try to have fun in the meantime. Jul 04, 2014
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break
inside for a couple minutes Jul 04, 2014
do you ever wonder how a character is doing after a series is over Jul 04, 2014
dumb ass of the day @lanadelcunt: @girlposts Imagine if the 4th of July had landed on a Friday the
13th Jul 04, 2014
'MERICA http://t.co/JWxPUt7IQn Jul 04, 2014
new drinking game: take a shot for every time u see a girl wearing one of these http://t.co/2pig32wuvd
Jul 04, 2014
to everyone who isn't getting kisses under the fireworks tonight http://t.co/79vwURND6R Jul 04, 2014
laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere Jul 04, 2014
Twitter today http://t.co/plF3i3QGRN Jul 04, 2014
do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck Jul 04, 2014
props to me for being in the 3% of the female population who will not be wearing american flag high
waisted shorts today Jul 04, 2014
I hate watching shows once a week, Im more of a season a day kind of person Jul 04, 2014
I shave my legs and then I want to wear jeans. I want to wear shorts and I haven't shaved my legs. I am
all of my own problems. Jul 04, 2014
its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes Jul 04, 2014
Poor beans.. http://t.co/JD5Z7g22Ny Jul 04, 2014
modern day flirting http://t.co/QJN9CDLedK Jul 04, 2014
me when a cute boy accidentally makes eye contact with me http://t.co/VNZ6gurOe7 Jul 04, 2014
whenever i get low on money i always start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadnt spent that $10
back in 2003 Jul 04, 2014
when your bestfriend makes a new really close friend http://t.co/1ot1nS4yU8 Jul 04, 2014
nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you Jul 04, 2014
When you log on twitter http://t.co/OL6V3oHh7Q Jul 03, 2014
when you see someone attractive and you're like http://t.co/d8fK54oIhR Jul 03, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "Other people's opinions don't really matter because it can change on a dime." -
Lana Del Rey Jul 03, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: The road is long, we carry on, try to have fun in the meantime. Jul 03, 2014
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong.... http://t.co/itgByaexmp Jul 03, 2014
when boys take off hoodies and their shirt comes off too http://t.co/hj9hsys00C Jul 03, 2014
How is it possible to be so attractive? http://t.co/2l0DeBqcy4 Jul 03, 2014
everyone im interested in is too hot for me Jul 03, 2014
when you need to cough in an exam but youve already coughed like twice so you just sit there
suffocating Jul 03, 2014
the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you dont want to finish
the book Jul 03, 2014
if I ugly snapchat you I trust you Jul 03, 2014
YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU FUCKING STARVE DONT BE THAT DOUCHEBAG WHO
LEAVES ONE FUCKING WAFFLE http://t.co/k6LanAezBn Jul 03, 2014
i dont get why ppl say tea is just leaf water and then act like coffees so great like what do u think ure
drinking. bean water is what Jul 03, 2014
do u ever look back at all the boys you've ever liked & then realized that they all have a common feature
& it's that they're all douchebags Jul 03, 2014
really all i care about is pizza & like 4 people Jul 03, 2014
A bed is not a bed unless it has at least 7 pillows. Jul 03, 2014
What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "here are 7 other singles that watched Supernatural for 8
hours straight" Jul 03, 2014
When you see people from school in public http://t.co/La9kitpXxZ Jul 03, 2014
Guys who are good with kids http://t.co/uJQE4oVEDu Jul 03, 2014
"Wow, you are so short" http://t.co/s8R6nd7Evi Jul 03, 2014
Does your foot ever just feel like http://t.co/sjw1foArYI Jul 03, 2014
remember that really emotionally unstable girl from the suite life i used to laugh at her but now i am her
http://t.co/Tdnmvug9fc Jul 03, 2014
Me whenever I visit peoples houses http://t.co/deEYG3Bhf8 Jul 02, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I wanna be that fantasy that you got on your mind. Jul 02, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits 'cause I just don't care. Jul 02,
2014
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short http://t.co/oaHMn55CHA Jul 02, 2014
When someone screenshots your snapchat http://t.co/muwIKDdL9n Jul 02, 2014
How i feel when someone plays with my hair http://t.co/3kZArulJ0A Jul 02, 2014
#wcw http://t.co/GiReyWOF9N Jul 02, 2014
Be the bae you wish to see in the world. Jul 02, 2014
just imagine how good life would be if pizza made u have a flat stomach Jul 02, 2014
Im that type of friend you can tell anything too but I wont know how to respond and will probably just
pat you on the head Jul 02, 2014
Have you ever looked at someone's tweets & realized you guys could be bestfriends? I have like 5
twitter bestfriends & they have no idea. Jul 02, 2014
i dont want a job i just want paychecks Jul 02, 2014
Text me so I could ignore you. Jul 02, 2014
"you look tired, are you???" "no, im just ugly" Jul 02, 2014
I wish I had someone to do my hair for me everyday. Jul 02, 2014
R.I.P to my sleeping schedule Jul 02, 2014
i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am Jul 02, 2014
do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode Jul 02, 2014
Girls be like "I'm not even tired" http://t.co/OJ3jYCi969 Jul 02, 2014
Most good looking cast till this day http://t.co/K6Vp0iO68R Jul 02, 2014
Me when I have cramps http://t.co/SR5LG2eBJB Jul 02, 2014
Me after shaving my legs. http://t.co/oZteZK6ygt Jul 02, 2014
people that dont put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need Jul 02, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Promise you'll remember that you're mine. Jul 01, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Money is the anthem of success. So put on mascara and your party dress. Jul 01,
2014
When a girl says "lol have fun" do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission. Jul 01, 2014
the only cake i want for my birthday http://t.co/Wg0rR26dYY Jul 01, 2014
where do i sign up for this job http://t.co/q19RLL5xw3 Jul 01, 2014
God Bless America http://t.co/a49pcO730Y Jul 01, 2014
Happy PLL TUESDAY Jul 01, 2014
yes hello 911 im being forced into adulthood and i dont like it send help Jul 01, 2014
online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days Jul 01, 2014
me: i'll do it at 7PM time: 7:02PM me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now Jul 01, 2014
I laughed way too hard at this http://t.co/iyyw8XYob7 Jul 01, 2014
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isnt a lot of money Jul 01, 2014
anything over $10 is expensive Jul 01, 2014
RT @sassitudedotca: New collection bustier dresses available! http://t.co/HVQm7Ujgxy
http://t.co/5i03VIXwiP Jul 01, 2014
please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me - me every time I meet
someone Jul 01, 2014
4 feet of chicken flavored ramen noodles http://t.co/rv4hzWGw97 Jul 01, 2014
do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically Jul 01, 2014
if u think it's "too gay" to do nice things for a girl, you're probably "too immature" for a relationship
anyway Jul 01, 2014
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day Jul 01, 2014
if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they cant back
down from that challenge Jul 01, 2014
If I ask you to take a picture & you take about 23 so I have options of not only a planned picture but also
candids, you are my favorite Jul 01, 2014
john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars Jul 01, 2014
him: "babe are you mad?" me: no http://t.co/5OheiLdcp5 Jul 01, 2014
when you lose your mom in the supermarket http://t.co/Yxp9NpratP Jul 01, 2014
first crush, benny the jet rodriguez http://t.co/cowpA34pxo Jul 01, 2014
my mcm's http://t.co/0A8LOOgfNx Jul 01, 2014
I would never leave this bed http://t.co/s5YT6laF5K Jul 01, 2014
Summer 2014 in a nutshell http://t.co/1tYs0vvyPc Jul 01, 2014
iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left. Jul 01, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: You were like, tall, tan, driving around the city flirting with the girls like "You're so
pretty." Jun 30, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Love you like I never loved anyone Jun 30, 2014
basically http://t.co/noyZSviUbT Jun 30, 2014
Me: Baby I cooked Bae: What's for dinner? Me: That bitch you been texting http://t.co/JHLarAwmiT Jun
30, 2014
This could be us but you playin @AnselElgort http://t.co/EhRLgYEqKq Jun 30, 2014
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and
we just stay at each others houses Jun 30, 2014
"Hey remember when you used to like" http://t.co/9dYBB6dIdT Jun 30, 2014
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense Jun 30, 2014
if i go to hell im gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if its hot in here or if its just me Jun 30,
2014
Play with my hair not my feelings. Jun 30, 2014
DATING TIP: never reveal how many cats you have Jun 30, 2014
yeah summer bodies are nice but so are those brownies over there Jun 30, 2014
the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people Jun 30, 2014
I'll probably come off as mean when you first meet me, but after you really get to know me, you'll find
out that I'm actually meaner. Jun 30, 2014
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT
LIKE THAT Jun 30, 2014
i wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 3am just looking at the stars Jun 30, 2014
imagine having someone scratch your back till you fell asleep everynight omggggg Jun 30, 2014
Having a boyfriend takes so much work. I just need a guy to cuddle me like he cares at night. Jun 30,
2014
Me trying to get my summer body http://t.co/KgXO8DYOvP Jun 30, 2014
"when girls wear makeup theyre basically lying to us" well idk why im being blamed for a man who
thinks i have red and gold eyelids Jun 30, 2014
This was how my internet addiction started http://t.co/XTwmM7Oq67 Jun 30, 2014
RT @FitnessPhoto: I lost 12 lbs after just 21 days.. this simple 2 step cleanse really does wonders!
http://t.co/5lkRYxZVvR #health http Jun 30, 2014
shoutout to my ex bestfriend! http://t.co/70q21ttK5y Jun 30, 2014
Pizza will never break my heart http://t.co/ylf7yBsyI8 Jun 30, 2014
Friends: Long hair, tan skin, nice body, naturally pretty Me: http://t.co/fCpi7kRS0c Jun 29, 2014
All these girls with hot summer bodies and then there is me http://t.co/iXGMiYzj2o Jun 29, 2014
This would definitely be my most emoji http://t.co/dHUzRWqMxa Jun 29, 2014
My favorite topping http://t.co/4SjOymaKqx Jun 29, 2014
do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so
you replay it Jun 29, 2014
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important Jun 29, 2014
the hardest decision online is whether or not a video is worth pausing your music for Jun 29, 2014
It seems that everyone im friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
Jun 29, 2014
I'm so in love with these dresses. If you want to see more just visit http://t.co/IkRdAAC5nQ
http://t.co/NZeAuTJqic Jun 29, 2014
Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something Jun 29, 2014
where can i find some self esteem on sale Jun 29, 2014
when guys think girls won't find things out..... hahahah, sike Jun 29, 2014
cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable Jun 29, 2014
i bet dragons would probably think its really cool that we produce water in our mouths Jun 29, 2014
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable Jun 29, 2014
Natt Wolff + Ansel Elgort http://t.co/He9gpDhmPK Jun 29, 2014
i always get so motivated to eat healthy and workout everyday but then someone mentions pizza or
tacos and it's all over Jun 29, 2014
I always crave fast food at night but never have the energy to go get it. Jun 29, 2014
2am is the new 10pm Jun 29, 2014
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that theyre never going to accomplish
anything in life& fail miserably Jun 29, 2014
gotta love Kris http://t.co/zF3iBvSSdH Jun 29, 2014
I need to remind myself this http://t.co/chEcAFkiWd Jun 29, 2014
Ansel Elgort is literally perfection http://t.co/FFJ7BOJS1N Jun 29, 2014
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world Jun 29, 2014
911: what is your emergency? Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY Jun 29, 2014
the accuracy http://t.co/HRlJHb6Mda Jun 29, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I belonged to no one - who belonged to everyone. Who had nothing - who wanted
everything. Jun 29, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Everybody told me love was blind then I saw your face and you blew my mind Jun
29, 2014
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U
SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U Jun 28, 2014
tall boys with dark hair and light eyes fuck me up on a daily basis Jun 28, 2014
mom: just wait in the car Ill be back in 10 minutes me: http://t.co/cuPTYVFiqh Jun 28, 2014
when i say the other day i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago theres no in between Jun 28, 2014
i love drunk girls in bathrooms theyre so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for two
minutes that ur in the bathroom Jun 28, 2014
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the
rest of the day thinking about it Jun 28, 2014
Do you ever see an airplane passing over you and wish you were on it and you didn't care where it was
going Jun 28, 2014
when you're trying to reach the word count on an essay https://t.co/qNnR0UqTgi Jun 28, 2014
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole Jun 28, 2014
Neymar is gorgeous http://t.co/kzeCBc05MR Jun 28, 2014
My kind of picnic http://t.co/0p0SuNOqNw Jun 28, 2014
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until im 43* Jun 28, 2014
i dont care what u say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with
someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say Jun 28, 2014
It doesnt matter what hes doing, he always looks purrrfect http://t.co/TClraIWZv5 Jun 28, 2014
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I cant tell when people are
actually flirting with me Jun 28, 2014
youll end up real disappointed if you grow up thinking everyone has the same heart as you do Jun 28,
2014
have u ever been in one of those moods where u don't know what was wrong with u but u just feel
irritated or down? Jun 28, 2014
idk but this is actually really cute http://t.co/DmfavE3P6T Jun 28, 2014
even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian Jun 28, 2014
when boys say they have it harder http://t.co/TezdYxlobC Jun 28, 2014
boy hands are so important. and arms. theyre just so fucking nice. like hold me & grab my booty. Jun
28, 2014
those people on twitter who you never talk to but you fave and rt each other so you assume you are
friends Jun 28, 2014
my childhood http://t.co/QnNNPjsdnG Jun 28, 2014
i like to hangout with people who make me forget to look at my phone Jun 28, 2014
nope. still not over it. http://t.co/c5AJbmiER0 Jun 27, 2014
Happy Birthday to the love of my life Ed Westwick http://t.co/01rtg5uxOW Jun 27, 2014
thoughts on a daily basis http://t.co/gTlUrVnyJ6 Jun 27, 2014
"that's the thing about food, it demands to be eaten" -the fault in our diets Jun 27, 2014
this is me http://t.co/MelGdIvuOX Jun 27, 2014
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally Jun 27,
2014
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted Jun 27, 2014
i can feel myself becoming more and more of an asshole with every day that passes Jun 27, 2014
My summer so far http://t.co/xeq9ycqg5L Jun 27, 2014
im so miserable but i laugh at everything Jun 27, 2014
I used to love these http://t.co/Ae0SYFCfK4 Jun 27, 2014
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being freaking hungry. Jun 27, 2014
get ur cute relationship out of my sight cant you see im busy being alone bitter and disgusting Jun 27,
2014
If you scratch my back without me asking I might just might fall in love with you Jun 27, 2014
When we grow up, checking for monsters under the bed becomes checking our bank accounts. Equally
terrifying. Jun 27, 2014
im like 102% tired Jun 27, 2014
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up Jun 27, 2014
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on
fire if you touch me Jun 27, 2014
When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma
http://t.co/xz4qSeaui5 Jun 27, 2014
When bae is mad at you but u just wanna love them http://t.co/yv8iloq5TN Jun 27, 2014
When youre trying really hard not to laugh at something serious http://t.co/1pGg5dn0S9 Jun 27, 2014
Me this summer http://t.co/KullUj5bIn Jun 27, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: We were best friends, crazy and shameless in love. Jun 27, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: If I can't have you baby, no one else in this world can Jun 27, 2014
When youre the smallest person in a packed car http://t.co/FBBqss4EI9 Jun 26, 2014
My grandma when she finds out I havent eaten yet http://t.co/rtV9y9UsyB Jun 26, 2014
Me when I find out theres nothing to eat http://t.co/XPRhLs9pKA Jun 26, 2014
when a person whos skinnier than you says theyre fat http://t.co/mP43y2zU7C Jun 26, 2014
Its kinda cute when a guy's a little crazy about a girl Jun 26, 2014
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think you know what fuck it they dont even care
and delete it Jun 26, 2014
if a girl wants to watch a sport bc of a hot player then let her, its not like guys watch the VS fashion show
bc they want to buy new bras Jun 26, 2014
i am the human version of the first piece of bread Jun 26, 2014
God bless America http://t.co/UL2ibIJHH0 Jun 26, 2014
take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level Jun 26, 2014
how much do islands cost i want one Jun 26, 2014
can i get $1000000 for new clothes please Jun 26, 2014
real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day Jun 26, 2014
my bff and i judging u http://t.co/SfEiv7kwSC Jun 26, 2014
Messi wins at life http://t.co/rVF5xMygl6 Jun 26, 2014
I WISH GIRLS DIDNT HAVE HAIR ON THIER LEGS SO WE WOULDNT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE
STRUGGLE OF SHAVING Jun 26, 2014
Cristiano Ronaldo appreciation tweet http://t.co/C3fxz5uGpu Jun 26, 2014
my talents include being able to name every one of the songs on my iPod by the first chord & eating
more than the rest of my family combined Jun 26, 2014
not reading books isn't something to brag about... Jun 26, 2014
this is so great http://t.co/VXTp8Grcae Jun 26, 2014
I want to drop everything and just travel the world with someone who wants to just as much as I do Jun
26, 2014
Blair is me http://t.co/fGeUg9w7ar Jun 25, 2014
I love Miley http://t.co/09kXIY0pDm Jun 25, 2014
NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND CONCENTRATION UNTIL THEY CARRY AN ICE CUBE TRAY FULL OF WATER
FROM THE SINK TO THE FREEZER Jun 25, 2014
when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down http://t.co/Y9CuPhASND
Jun 25, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: Aren't these dresses just to die for check out my new favorite store for more
http://t.co/tm5djYpnXy http://t.co/HxZ Jun 25, 2014
me comforting others http://t.co/2uPXRJ3yVR Jun 25, 2014
someone: what are your plans for the weekend me: who knows me: (i know) me: (i'm not leaving the
house) Jun 25, 2014
It's kind of sad that all guys have to do now to impress us is text first. Like that's romantic. That's him
going out of his way for me. Jun 25, 2014
If ur pets dont like him he aint da one Jun 25, 2014
Dont take me shopping if I cant look at what I want to and cant leave when I want to Jun 25, 2014
Right now, right now ^_^ @JuliannaHuwilly: @girlposts when you will follow me? I've been waiting for
years :( Jun 25, 2014
Aww thank you sweetheart! X @awfullyariana: @girlposts thanks for following i love your account *_*
Jun 25, 2014
i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day Jun 25, 2014
just imagine how great life would be if pizza made u skinny Jun 25, 2014
do u ever desperately want 1 specific persons attention, want them to admire u, shower u in
compliments & then just feel like a needy child Jun 25, 2014
if girls arent supposed to have body hair then why do girls have fucking body hair? Jun 25, 2014
you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning Jun 25, 2014
this aint the park, bitch. http://t.co/94FSn8DC0S Jun 25, 2014
advice from true friends http://t.co/l41tFeUcHl Jun 25, 2014
that one point in a sleepover when everyone is on their phones in separate corners Jun 25, 2014
when ur crush likes ur selfie http://t.co/hGP4qtLpKq Jun 25, 2014
This is my favorite store at the moment. The clothes are to die for http://t.co/kcgf3oLjqL
http://t.co/pIunKeILQO Jun 25, 2014
sums up pretty little liars http://t.co/YoJ0MMYt6v Jun 25, 2014
*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines* Jun 25, 2014
hearing a story that was obviously made up http://t.co/bOG71ShklE Jun 24, 2014
when 6th graders complain about how hard school is http://t.co/o0mrmdkXAT Jun 24, 2014
SERIOUSLY http://t.co/TRsBWDfv8B Jun 24, 2014
My face 24/7 http://t.co/LykwPFvysO Jun 24, 2014
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me Jun 24, 2014
im a psychotic mess but at least my eyebrows look good Jun 24, 2014
why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg Jun 24, 2014
What doesn't kill you makes you a bitch. Jun 24, 2014
haha u liked my pic haha date me Jun 24, 2014
My only talents are looking pissed off without trying, breathing and complaining Jun 24, 2014
dont talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position
Jun 24, 2014
fun prank: put $10000 in an envelope and mail it to me Jun 24, 2014
I am so bad at conversation Im sorry if u have ever tried to talk to me omg Jun 24, 2014
I either dress super girly and pretty or I dress like a 40 year old man that hasn't gotten out of bed in 2
months. Jun 24, 2014
All the time http://t.co/JLeFh3dK6l Jun 24, 2014
seriously http://t.co/IL0JMI00MQ Jun 24, 2014
LOVE THIS http://t.co/HEkSvZpeSB Jun 24, 2014
Summer 14 http://t.co/u8EHF7FWIM Jun 24, 2014
When people say they dont like Disney movies http://t.co/1B9Qb8nXR1 Jun 23, 2014
when ur mom tells u ur relatives are coming over http://t.co/XVbhRmPZzk Jun 23, 2014
In honor of Teen Wolf tonight http://t.co/h1ngg0L9l5 Jun 23, 2014
My type of edible arrangement http://t.co/TowiMGBLIm Jun 23, 2014
When a girl's mcm is her boyfriend every week http://t.co/BaMr3mOmbt Jun 23, 2014
I'm so in love with with these clothes! I want it all! http://t.co/IkRdAAC5nQ http://t.co/IPp1Oa43II
Jun 23, 2014
why cant i cry money instead of tears Jun 23, 2014
you think im makeup without any pretty on Jun 23, 2014
"Hey come with me to the store." "NO!" "I'll buy you something." "Ok" Jun 23, 2014
Dear autocorrect: at no point have I ever meant "ducking." Jun 23, 2014
"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck Jun 23, 2014
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between Jun 23, 2014
I wear t shirts and nike shorts everyday, yet I'm obsessed with buying cute clothes that just sit in my
closet and look pretty Jun 23, 2014
me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out Jun 23, 2014
do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry or rich people and cry even harder Jun 23, 2014
the biggest lie ive ever told myself is that im going to shower in 5 minutes Jun 23, 2014
license plates should be @ names so when u see a cute boy u could find their twitter instead of
wondering who they are for the rest of life Jun 23, 2014
relationship goals http://t.co/WiEdH2znZL Jun 23, 2014
me on the beach http://t.co/Nje94ShIsn Jun 23, 2014
RT @FitnessPhoto: So far I lost 21 lbs in just 4 weeks..mostly belly fat. This 2 step method really
works http://t.co/5lkRYxZVvR http:// Jun 23, 2014
seriously http://t.co/BcfnvkrMIr Jun 23, 2014
i am both of them at the same time https://t.co/CSSpPHWvaD Jun 23, 2014
God bless America http://t.co/M5mBnM1o79 Jun 23, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I don't need anyone who doesn't need me. Jun 22, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: You only live twice or so it seems, one life for yourself and one for your dreams Jun
22, 2014
when u see a cute boy http://t.co/Ie4fqVvut2 Jun 22, 2014
sums me up perfectly http://t.co/j0YJlIvk7r Jun 22, 2014
10 year olds today are losing their virginity when all I did when I was 10 was this
http://t.co/UTWEYCJp4y Jun 22, 2014
Me when my mom sees one of her friends while we're shopping.. http://t.co/MYXTTIGoK9 Jun 22, 2014
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience Jun 22, 2014
WHO REMEMBERS THEM http://t.co/Gzi9o7Qhln Jun 22, 2014
these would be so great at parties http://t.co/ABDS5IvUaV Jun 22, 2014
freshman year vs senior year http://t.co/D09a2msiFW Jun 22, 2014
My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long Jun 22, 2014
Basically http://t.co/ws2g6irvjT Jun 22, 2014
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10 Jun 22,
2014
My reaction to almost everything http://t.co/8hKugvZ1t2 Jun 22, 2014
RT @iFitMotivations: Anyone struggling with their weight needs to know this! Eat This, Never Diet
Again! http://t.co/nKmgN9FhO6 htt Jun 22, 2014
if a guy can make me laugh he's pretty much already won me over cause i know how hard it can be to
compete with this amazing sense of humor Jun 22, 2014
one Chuck Bass with a side of Nate Archibald please http://t.co/yrZHjayOhe Jun 22, 2014
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floating thru space n time Jun 22, 2014
does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that
Jun 22, 2014
me on netflix: okay just one more episode *100 episodes later* okay just one more Jun 22, 2014
Members of The Pussycat Dolls Nicole Scherzinger ???????? ? ? ?? ????? Jun 22, 2014
I want a relationship thats just like super cool friendship with like kissing Jun 22, 2014
the only 6 pack i need http://t.co/Rpm59M6lHk Jun 22, 2014
RT @iFitMotivations: Anyone struggling with their weight needs to know this! Eat This, Never Diet
Again! http://t.co/nKmgN9FhO6 htt Jun 22, 2014
me in a relationship http://t.co/F1VwVfrSC2 Jun 22, 2014
I blame josh for me being so sarcastic http://t.co/If8Z1bYu9z Jun 22, 2014
when i get married I want my future husband to give me "the look" http://t.co/j93Ns1MtAr Jun 22,
2014
Every girl with thick hair knows the ultimate struggle http://t.co/qPV5rvsYuy Jun 21, 2014
when that one stupid bitch pops up on your timeline... http://t.co/pF98MtS4TR Jun 21, 2014
never forget http://t.co/6hjTtlQVuR Jun 21, 2014
When you get off your period http://t.co/OuO2p7anau Jun 21, 2014
Best candy ever made http://t.co/v3RFeioFEd Jun 21, 2014
My name was never on these http://t.co/w4l8jliE3k Jun 21, 2014
I want Kylie's body with Kendall's face Khloe's attitude Kim's money and Kourtney's boyfriend Jun 21,
2014
On a scale of 1 to people who clap when the plane lands how annoying are you Jun 21, 2014
i cant hang out tomorrow im too busy doing nothing alone sorry Jun 21, 2014
finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life Jun 21, 2014
RT @FitnessPhoto: So far I lost 21 lbs in just 4 weeks..mostly belly fat. This 2 step method really
works http://t.co/5lkRYxZVvR http:// Jun 21, 2014
seriously http://t.co/qlNGOhI6dv Jun 21, 2014
well, at least i know where Im vacationing next http://t.co/feKLVX5zM0 Jun 21, 2014
first day of summer and I'm still fat Jun 21, 2014
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you. Jun 21, 2014
there are certain people who touch my hair & im like what to heck get away from me & theres others
and im like yes i will fall asleep on u Jun 21, 2014
How girls sleep http://t.co/87gGweQu9O Jun 21, 2014
still beautiful http://t.co/G8YJFzSxEY Jun 21, 2014
YESSS http://t.co/odbOZeAGGp Jun 21, 2014
While everyone is out partying Im just sitting here like http://t.co/AKRBC9KfLe Jun 21, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "Love is strange, sometimes it makes you crazy, it can burn or break you down." -
Lana Del Rey Jun 21, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Your imagination is your greatest tool to success. Jun 21, 2014
getting snapchats from all the places u weren't invited to http://t.co/UQUmrGNSzi Jun 21, 2014
do you ever wish you could just do that http://t.co/tELH06w6CJ Jun 20, 2014
when your mom calls you down for dinner and its not ready http://t.co/g5l3F0Z3DF Jun 20, 2014
Me as a mom http://t.co/J5vDdyBj1Q Jun 20, 2014
waiting for season 3 like http://t.co/5upVzoa6m7 Jun 20, 2014
Vanessa Hudgens wins at life http://t.co/GgHoJ8cBcT Jun 20, 2014
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family They seem like nice
people Jun 20, 2014
before running: AW YEAH LETS DO THIS during running: i hate my life my legs hurt & i can't breathe & i
have 2 miles to go & this song sucks Jun 20, 2014
is it bad that i secretly want to be hit by a car all the time Jun 20, 2014
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road Jun 20, 2014
RT @sassitudedotca: Our new collection of bustier dresses is sure to blow you away!
http://t.co/jy7ee9xhE8 http://t.co/x6gjQwMf4I Jun 20, 2014
I can't decide if I hate wearing jeans or a bra more. Jun 20, 2014
acoustic versions of songs were created to make people cry Jun 20, 2014
girls be getting their nails done like this. http://t.co/uZalROEEdU Jun 20, 2014
I want to have the cutest relationship with you. Jun 20, 2014
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between Jun 20, 2014
If you dont use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life
wrong Jun 20, 2014
I can send you a text at 12:04 & be asleep by 12:05 Jun 20, 2014
I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does Jun 20, 2014
basically http://t.co/oAGmjX9Lpq Jun 20, 2014
me every night http://t.co/f5Uqo5GzN2 Jun 20, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Once you've had something, something so beautiful, you'll never be the same. Jun
20, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I tell you all the time, heaven is a place on earth with you. Jun 20, 2014
strawbooty http://t.co/WJ1RgnnHT7 Jun 20, 2014
who still remembers this song http://t.co/Qzn3E4lRYk Jun 20, 2014
Cole sprouse has an Instagram dedicated to taking pictures of people who take pictures of him and its
amazing http://t.co/QnGnsIZkhB Jun 20, 2014
@BejeweledButera you can get it all and so much more at http://t.co/IkRdAAC5nQ :) Jun 19, 2014
This is my favorite store right now. I seriously want all of their clothes http://t.co/IkRdAAC5nQ
http://t.co/7JUqF3L5TV Jun 19, 2014
idk who you are but you are gorgeous http://t.co/06JAB7mozM Jun 19, 2014
http://t.co/admpWIg3yD Jun 19, 2014
i didn't realize how good i was at yoga i do number 13 all the time http://t.co/O2hfSzvC6S Jun 19, 2014
I'll take both please http://t.co/JjSTXWWeb3 Jun 19, 2014
how i work out: http://t.co/vxtK7GzQ6P Jun 19, 2014
i hate when netflix stop & asks if im still watchin like yes u think i got up & started doin somethin with
my life bitch put my show back on Jun 19, 2014
that one friend who starts acting out when boys are around http://t.co/CjGT06Z2DY Jun 19, 2014
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier Jun 19, 2014
Why are girls afraid of wearing heels and being taller than guys? No, you wear those heels that you love
& pat his head like he's your son. Jun 19, 2014
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown Jun 19, 2014
theres nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think oh
god theyre going to find me naked Jun 19, 2014
deleting pictures on my phone is like deleting a memory and I just can't handle that sort of thing Jun 19,
2014
When you look at the person who is used to be your world and the only words you can think of are "fuck
you" Jun 19, 2014
leg shaving season is back and I'm not mentally prepared for the amount of effort this task takes Jun 19,
2014
I hate when im trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse u its not ur
birthday so take a step back Jun 19, 2014
My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks. Jun 19, 2014
all these girls with their hot summer bodies and then there's me: http://t.co/1YP2vR08wb Jun 19, 2014
IM SCREAMING http://t.co/UXkMchCX4Z Jun 19, 2014
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly Jun 19, 2014
me http://t.co/yLQ591g9yz Jun 19, 2014
...and nothing ever looked so beautiful http://t.co/s7lspBTrUp Jun 18, 2014
when will this happen to me http://t.co/utI92cNssb Jun 18, 2014
i have 5 personalities http://t.co/7pj1gjkjO0 Jun 18, 2014
when my parents ask me about my grades http://t.co/s7Y5GuuZyj Jun 18, 2014
*owns tons of clothes* *wears same three things* Jun 18, 2014
Sneezing right after putting mascara on < Jun 18, 2014
7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks Jun 18, 2014
"Im full, do you want my dessert" http://t.co/F3NvlgJZ4P Jun 18, 2014
Doctor: I think you'll need a shot Me: AYYYYY Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila* Jun 18, 2014
mom you can't zoom in on Instagram Jun 18, 2014
*steals ur credit card* hasta la visa Jun 18, 2014
anyone wanna make out a check to me for 500,000 dollars Jun 18, 2014
I think I'm allergic to waking up and being responsible. Jun 18, 2014
life tip: when nothing goes right go to sleep Jun 18, 2014
11pm:"I'm going to bed now." 12am:"I'm going to bed now." 1am:"I'm going to bed now." 2am:"I'm
going to bed now." 3am:"FUCK." 4am:"OKAY." Jun 18, 2014
Ansel gets me http://t.co/xUnZDDbW6m Jun 18, 2014
A date where we can get all dressed up like this would be lovely. http://t.co/fw9qhtzWqR Jun 18, 2014
trying to figure out if that snapchat was only sent to u http://t.co/A30yOwOKqu Jun 18, 2014
I will never get tired of fruit snacks. I will be 60 years old in a nursing home eating Disney princess fruit
snacks. Jun 18, 2014
"no you follow him! I have to change my underwear" #pll Jun 18, 2014
nothing says love like someone with no musical talent singing to you Jun 17, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: All the girls believe your lies, don't they? Jun 17, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Be young, be dope, be proud. Jun 17, 2014
God is real. God is good. http://t.co/rxFRAWLMUd Jun 17, 2014
@RelatableQuote @LanaDelRey its perfect for our road trip this summer Jun 17, 2014
Me when I do my nails http://t.co/53ozxzbar6 Jun 17, 2014
Ooh baby I'm in love http://t.co/ZLm24wdJXb Jun 17, 2014
Happy PLL tuesday Jun 17, 2014
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Brownies http://t.co/8RMlIfc8cy Jun 17, 2014
YESSS http://t.co/XhpiCHn3a4 Jun 17, 2014
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to
stop me from living my life Jun 17, 2014
Dont ever purposely send me mixed signals please Im stupid and idk what you want Jun 17, 2014
it seems that everyone im friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
Jun 17, 2014
DON'T IGNORE ME FOR WEEKS THEN "WHAT'S UP?" ME LIKE IT'S NOTHING. THE ONLY THING UP HERE
IS MY BLOOD PRESSURE!!! Jun 17, 2014
lets play a game called you bring me food and i eat it Jun 17, 2014
how do i tell someone i dont care without sounding like i dont care Jun 17, 2014
"what does your tattoo mean?" It means I wanted it so I fucking got it Jun 17, 2014
I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does Jun 17, 2014
Sometimes the person youd take a bullet for is behind the trigger Jun 17, 2014
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the
rest of the day thinking about it Jun 17, 2014
do you ever walk past the the mirror and just go ew what the fuck was that Jun 17, 2014
I want to do this http://t.co/AAR8Z7hGdF Jun 17, 2014
"yes you liked her picture on instagram here I'll show you" http://t.co/h7IBy26Nxc Jun 17, 2014
Disney is evolving http://t.co/SCz9Yz3teR Jun 17, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Give heaven a try, be young and be wild. Be free and alive. Jun 16, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: You're the bad boy that I always dreamed of Jun 16, 2014
made me so happy http://t.co/TjXFdTE8Zy Jun 16, 2014
when ur mom is yelling at u to do more chores while youre already doing chores and youre just there
like http://t.co/spnuQlDWIC Jun 16, 2014
me after a haircut http://t.co/LrQZfmYqof Jun 16, 2014
i can't wait for this http://t.co/Z5HRbd7LwE Jun 16, 2014
Too much perfection in this selfie http://t.co/S2LMkidMPt Jun 16, 2014
every single time I clean my room http://t.co/dPjg3fxjr0 Jun 16, 2014
My life in a tweet http://t.co/ecfrKoIAJS Jun 16, 2014
Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries* Jun 16, 2014
can i get a one way ticket to being attractive please Jun 16, 2014
hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me Jun 16, 2014
if u cant handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said, we cant be friends
Jun 16, 2014
ATTENTION ALL GUYS! Flowers at the store are $3 so you have no excuses lol just get a girl some damn
flowers Jun 16, 2014
North is just too cute http://t.co/Fci4LBOOXn Jun 16, 2014
am i the only girl who melts when a boy says "come here" like it's so simple and innocent yet so
demanding and possessive omg Jun 16, 2014
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds Jun 16, 2014
can acne not do the thing where it exists Jun 16, 2014
I loved this part http://t.co/beUEqbN01c Jun 16, 2014
I'd lick him too tbh http://t.co/BqOm29Eo6r Jun 16, 2014
i dont normally chase after boys but if he's over 6ft & has nice muscles then a bitch might just power
walk Jun 16, 2014
*says i dont care* *actually does tho* Jun 16, 2014
RT @FitHealthyBod: Anyone struggling with their weight needs to know this! Eat This, Never Diet
Again! http://t.co/hnAmdgQflj http: Jun 16, 2014
Cam Gigandet is the ultimate Dilf http://t.co/X67cStKo4m Jun 16, 2014
hey, if youre reading this i hope u eat some pizza real soon and u find a cute boy real soon or a cute boy
that buys u some pizza Jun 15, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: We're children of the bad revolution, and partying's our only solution. Jun 15, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Got my hair up real big beauty queen style, high heels off, I'm feeling alive. Jun 15,
2014
do u ever realize how much youre starting to like someone & just think FUUUUUUUCCCKK Jun 15, 2014
holy perfection http://t.co/aeGZQ8l5hT Jun 15, 2014
WHO DID THIS http://t.co/cRMIKMOCAd Jun 15, 2014
"what is love?" http://t.co/fQD4Kpc5uE Jun 15, 2014
literally me http://t.co/uYjU0SNocK Jun 15, 2014
when people complain about my driving http://t.co/mOJpP97PXI Jun 15, 2014
Happy Father's Day to the biggest dilf of them all http://t.co/nRfe9A7wvV Jun 15, 2014
boys are so dumb bc u could send an introduction with a thesis statement, four body paragraphs, a
conclusion & still ask "what do u mean?" Jun 15, 2014
lets play did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it Jun 15, 2014
OK ARREST ME I'M GUILTY TAKE ME AWAY http://t.co/E7G7DwGGhK Jun 15, 2014
my dad http://t.co/n2lMuoITPY Jun 15, 2014
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO YOU DILFS http://t.co/iqaoQ6aIxZ Jun 15, 2014
R.I.P to all the fathers who couldn't be around and the soldiers spending Father's Day away from their
families Jun 15, 2014
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot me: fire cannot kill a
dragon Jun 15, 2014
me when i go to the movies http://t.co/vkk1nHiF26 Jun 15, 2014
I LOVE SUMMER BUT I FUCKING HATE INSECTS Jun 15, 2014
having to turn on the subtitles on netflix because youre eating chips Jun 15, 2014
DAVID BECKHAM'S ASS APPRECIATION TWEET http://t.co/5RDeOuplDT Jun 15, 2014
RT @iFitMotivations: Anyone struggling with their weight needs to know this! Eat This, Never Diet
Again! http://t.co/nKmgN9FhO6 htt Jun 15, 2014
my mom & technology http://t.co/Umv96CT1wr Jun 15, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I pretend I'm not hurt, I go about the world like I'm having fun. Jun 15, 2014
I WASNT READY OMG https://t.co/0eUJuAznAp Jun 14, 2014
Fran is me http://t.co/0lMXz93bfD Jun 14, 2014
Rare photo of me at the beach http://t.co/m1Ay9KpfuU Jun 14, 2014
Me auditioning to be a model http://t.co/AsRPe78KTe Jun 14, 2014
Augustus Waters offered to write Hazel a sequel to her favorite book, and you can't reply to my text
message Jun 14, 2014
WHO DID THIS http://t.co/utA3FLl8Pq Jun 14, 2014
why cant periods just last for like an hour, like okay youve made your point, im not pregnant you can
leave now Jun 14, 2014
I wear t shirts and nike shorts everyday, yet I'm obsessed with buying cute clothes that just sit in my
closet and look pretty, whoops Jun 14, 2014
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I dont understand and having someone ask me to explain it Jun 14,
2014
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man Jun 14, 2014
soccer and a suit http://t.co/pRiPtITDsP Jun 14, 2014
22 jump on me Channing Tatum Jun 14, 2014
Roses are red, I'm going to bed. Jun 14, 2014
at least i never went through the rawr means i love you in dinosaur phase Jun 14, 2014
you, me, netflix while i slap ya butt Jun 14, 2014
LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR http://t.co/ieV6aTWwsC Jun 14, 2014
IM SCREAMING http://t.co/HvbqdSls7C Jun 14, 2014
when u see ur best friend finally talking to their crush http://t.co/yz1OvpRqkW Jun 14, 2014
Fun fact: today is Friday The 13th and a full moon. This wont happen again until August 13, 2049 Jun 14,
2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Take me to Paris, let's go there and never look back. Jun 14, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "Bad things happen everyday but you're not going to be any happier thinking
about them. So I don't think about them" -Lan Jun 14, 2014
Me when I'm home alone http://t.co/up1r1QQfsp Jun 13, 2014
when your friends make plans without you http://t.co/lA5GMGTWPZ Jun 13, 2014
Happy #FrancoFriday http://t.co/Iv3D5nZMcF Jun 13, 2014
Augustus strikes again http://t.co/fZWYWa8ksL Jun 13, 2014
my life is one part wait and another part what Jun 13, 2014
imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas Jun 13, 2014
i wonder how people describe me when theyre talking about me to someone whos never met me Jun
13, 2014
Well there goes one of my life goals http://t.co/LixlZNBtD9 Jun 13, 2014
who needs friday the 13th when you have bad luck naturally Jun 13, 2014
im that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one Jun 13, 2014
my life is kind of like when youre about to sneeze and then dont Jun 13, 2014
me: why am i so funny me: i don't know me: *laughs* Jun 13, 2014
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason Jun 13, 2014
When someone insults me http://t.co/ZeA5T19II8 Jun 13, 2014
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining
food Jun 13, 2014
are oranges named orange because theyre orange or is orange called orange because oranges are
orange Jun 13, 2014
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it Jun 13, 2014
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa manifested as a cloud to
tell Simba to get his shit together. Jun 13, 2014
this is great http://t.co/IT7apEGpl8 Jun 13, 2014
#ThisCoudBeUsButYouDontLikeMe http://t.co/v6wJFpuEY4 Jun 13, 2014
Oh my Oscar http://t.co/J3gL8xLnBU Jun 12, 2014
What is this suppose to cover? http://t.co/JZuDGBWkwD Jun 12, 2014
this is beautiful http://t.co/T1NUch5SyX Jun 12, 2014
When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad http://t.co/k2sZAXKTn8 Jun 12, 2014
i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you Jun 12, 2014
Im in shape. Unfortunately that shape is a potato. Jun 12, 2014
i hate ppl who enter ur room when ur show is on & start talking. what is wrong with u. who the fuck
raised u. youre an animal.leave my house Jun 12, 2014
Relationship goals http://t.co/auANLe4jDc Jun 12, 2014
why do i still think that anyone born after 2000 is 4 years old Jun 12, 2014
a girls twitter is full of hints Jun 12, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: The Fault in My Grades My grades dropped the way you fall asleep.... Slowly
then all at once http://t.co/3OwG5umvox Jun 12, 2014
I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged and having babies and the other half are too
drunk to even find their phones. Jun 12, 2014
Funny how having a "side" and a "main" is actually a thing now. Like it's normal in our generation. That's
not cute. Jun 12, 2014
you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia Jun 12, 2014
Chic-fil-a employees treat u better than ur own family Jun 12, 2014
fall: ugh I can't wait for summer winter: ugh I can't wait for summer spring: ugh I can't wait for summer
summer: wtf is this Jun 12, 2014
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character or band member was snuggled next to u and they were
like good morning Jun 12, 2014
i love sleeping. its the only time when you can escape reality. Jun 12, 2014
my selfies are like sperm cells because out of every 300 million only one makes it Jun 12, 2014
the only reason i go to school is because i dont wanna be an unemployed college drop out. I wanna be
an unemployed college graduate Jun 12, 2014
Gossip Girl taught me two things: 1. Always dress to kill 2. Don't settle for anyone less than Chuck Bass
Jun 12, 2014
are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography Jun 12, 2014
Me when I see your face http://t.co/Buh6nkttQA Jun 12, 2014
RT @RelatableQuote: "what is love to you" http://t.co/ax7ykBnhvT Jun 12, 2014
This breaks my heart into a million pieces http://t.co/l7q1KkfDH9 Jun 12, 2014
these things never had my name http://t.co/BOCuwREMCm Jun 12, 2014
If u remember this then you've been through the "no internet" struggle http://t.co/QWzV78NJQe Jun
12, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Thinking of you, dreaming of us. Jun 11, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "I just look for someone who makes me feel like life is an exciting opportunity" -
Lana Del Rey Jun 11, 2014
Thinking about summer like http://t.co/yTBFtBFTf1 Jun 11, 2014
WHO REMEMBERS THESE THREE http://t.co/8f0Ko8nbND Jun 11, 2014
hey, i hope ur skin is clear & u get a text from someone u like real soon Jun 11, 2014
me: *waiting to be attractive* http://t.co/m0SkgpgmXG Jun 11, 2014
when bae likes ur selfie http://t.co/98oQaCnM3d Jun 11, 2014
do u ever think about how many girls probably screenshot your shit and put it in a group message and
just completely slaughter you Jun 11, 2014
do you ever start writing a tweet and halfway through youre just like nah Jun 11, 2014
PE is 5% exercise and 95% embarrassment Jun 11, 2014
why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body Jun
11, 2014
a sass a day keeps the basics away Jun 11, 2014
dont tickle me ill stab you in the throat Jun 11, 2014
Shoutout to everyone that let me copy their homework this year Jun 11, 2014
when my mom wakes me up for school http://t.co/ASyxaXzK9R Jun 11, 2014
high school more like sigh school Jun 11, 2014
hes cute but im not liking his selfie because i want him to know he aint shit Jun 11, 2014
i need clear skin by tomorrow Jun 11, 2014
when someone wants to get cute with bae http://t.co/vQcuhszJt3 Jun 11, 2014
When your best friend is doing a presentation in class http://t.co/Paj6S7JG9v Jun 11, 2014
wearing a black bra and black underwear bc youre a fierce bitch Jun 11, 2014
whenever you think you're onto something... BAM!!! hit you with a plot twist #PLL Jun 11, 2014
If Ezra dies I'm just gonna lay here like... http://t.co/r4QQhmpkaA Jun 11, 2014
THIS SHOW NEVER FAILS TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK #PLL Jun 11, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: They say that the world was built for two, only worth living if somebody, is loving
you Jun 10, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I remember when I saw you for the first time, you were laughing, sparking like a
new dime Jun 10, 2014
Way too accurate http://t.co/hHIPyJiesF Jun 10, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: 'Olay?' Olay. The Fault In Our Sombreros Nacho average love story Jun 10, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: this picture is so deep... whoever made this must have felt true pain
http://t.co/xTdcGE0wW0 Jun 10, 2014
waiting for someone to have a crush on me http://t.co/NfsXbbxU3G Jun 10, 2014
When someone screenshots your snapchat http://t.co/uT8yCL0lDJ Jun 10, 2014
puberty has done you well, tyreesha http://t.co/tjY8LzA6Fs Jun 10, 2014
I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE STOP REPLYING TO ME ITS LIKE DID I SAY SOMETHING
WRONG DID I SCARE THEM AWAY DID I OFFEND U IM SO SORRY Jun 10, 2014
Pretty Little Liars comes on tonight aka my life starts again. Jun 10, 2014
soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT Jun 10, 2014
"You'll meet your celebrity crush one day just have faith" http://t.co/OAcDKZiIyU Jun 10, 2014
i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents Jun 10, 2014
my mom likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i cant hear her Jun
10, 2014
I cannot stop laughing oh my god https://t.co/TF335px2Rj Jun 10, 2014
RT @sassitudedotca: See anything you like? Check out http://t.co/Kk2RsrK5W2 for much more and use
the discount code 5OFF to get 5%OFF! htt Jun 10, 2014
I have this disease where I can feel my phone vibrating in my pocket and check it and theres no
notifications Jun 10, 2014
my cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me Jun 10, 2014
i am running out of people i actually like Jun 10, 2014
Kinda want to be 18, kinda want to be 8 Jun 10, 2014
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can Jun 10, 2014
how to cover your dark eye circles http://t.co/nx7zF2nTtk Jun 10, 2014
me in public when Im alone.. http://t.co/6MZvUh4idu Jun 10, 2014
i feel like i'm going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas Jun
09, 2014
Overthinking http://t.co/1yPU4ycC39 Jun 09, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "Im a very happy person, but life is hard sometimes and relationships are shit
sometimes." -Lana Del Rey Jun 09, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "Putting your faith in the people is like building a house in the sand." -Lana Del Rey
Jun 09, 2014
i hope u fall in love with a man who has good taste in music and a jawline stronger than ur wifi
connection Jun 09, 2014
how i flirt http://t.co/pRCku1Tchd Jun 09, 2014
let that sink in http://t.co/Kqf5RlZU3D Jun 09, 2014
friendship goals http://t.co/vkgYHbTatx Jun 09, 2014
90% of conversations with me me: who is that me: what are you talking about me: I don't know what
that is me: wait what Jun 09, 2014
i have way too many celebrity crushes like real people dont even impress me anymore im in too deep
Jun 09, 2014
Our clothing store is NOW OPEN! Get 5% off your total order with the discount code 5OFF.
http://t.co/IkRdAAC5nQ http://t.co/p8hsZploOl Jun 09, 2014
I think there's a lot of moms who would be so disappointed if they knew how poorly their sons treated
girls Jun 09, 2014
i need a paid break from life Jun 09, 2014
My sexual orientation is straight to the computer when I wake up Jun 09, 2014
girls be wearing those galaxy leggings but never even been to outer space smh Jun 09, 2014
i have homework but i also have a twitter and we both know which one is more important here Jun 09,
2014
people who dont put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that i need Jun 09, 2014
how to lose all a girl's respect http://t.co/9FnJTkUF9r Jun 09, 2014
i didn't know they put jokes on skittles wrappers now http://t.co/TgsEyJwSnB Jun 09, 2014
chuck bass wins every time http://t.co/GdG9mUfqI6 Jun 09, 2014
Dear Disney Channel... why would you EVER cut this scene out of High School Musical 3?
http://t.co/urISugU0M2 Jun 08, 2014
they need to be a thing http://t.co/Jo70sDUmJc Jun 08, 2014
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home Jun 08, 2014
when u see water on the floor and you've got socks on http://t.co/P5V0jUAQUv Jun 08, 2014
Girls at my school with extensions http://t.co/KLoBJ1b0WO Jun 08, 2014
i wanna go to a movie with u and do inappropriate things in the back row like sneak in candy and soda
Jun 08, 2014
can i unfollow my problems Jun 08, 2014
i believe many of us have reached the point of our parents telling us to go to parties. Jun 08, 2014
I get so sad when the http://t.co/jgKAnPwca8 Jun 08, 2014
single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn Jun 08, 2014
poking yourself in the eye with mascara is honestly one of the most painful things ever... Jun 08, 2014
if ur boyfriend doesnt worship ur butt then hes a lame & im very sorry u have to deal with that Jun 08,
2014
how am i supposed to embrace change if i cant even order something different from mcdonalds Jun 08,
2014
the best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on facebook Jun 08, 2014
Unfortunately I'm one of those people that could be kicked to the curb by someone multiple times &
still believe there's a good side to them Jun 08, 2014
Nick Jonas in baseball pants. God is real. God is good. http://t.co/z8VwPwrlfb Jun 08, 2014
My parents believe that Im the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their
laptop & is constantly texting. Jun 08, 2014
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe Jun 08,
2014
i get so excited about sleeping is that a sign of depression Jun 08, 2014
Augustus: Okay? Hazel: Okay. Me: ACTUALLY NO THIS IS NOT OKAY Jun 08, 2014
can I be her http://t.co/DgU6u2Pied Jun 08, 2014
forever the best cast ever http://t.co/8Yevsb0amU Jun 08, 2014
Relationship goals http://t.co/YKhlFVtsil Jun 08, 2014
mom: dinners ready me: http://t.co/hwFaloTbTL Jun 07, 2014
when you get a really good partner for a presentation http://t.co/sNoPUJkVef Jun 07, 2014
Just got my bustier top from http://t.co/IkRdAAC5nQ Definitely my new favourite online store!! Love
this store! http://t.co/dSaTEaJH8C Jun 07, 2014
When the person you're thinking of texts you http://t.co/CHVYBQPclb Jun 07, 2014
learn the difference please http://t.co/oGjq5xX7xJ Jun 07, 2014
me before going on a diet http://t.co/hUYtwY3FoV Jun 07, 2014
me going to school vs. me on the weekend http://t.co/1rvKRxyT9O Jun 07, 2014
everything good makes you fat, an addict or broke Jun 07, 2014
*washes face* *checks if acne is still there* Jun 07, 2014
you should never stare directly at the sun because staring is rude Jun 07, 2014
Ive gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and Id still be content to
just lay in my bed and sleep Jun 07, 2014
has Leonardo DiCaprio been beautiful his entire life or what http://t.co/9Dkdx7pfJr Jun 07, 2014
Best thing to wake up too http://t.co/jXK9DhuLbb Jun 07, 2014
me every night http://t.co/fLHAxjtMzq Jun 07, 2014
girls literally find out everything and sometimes it's just an accident like we don't even try Jun 07, 2014
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up
getting angry and wet Jun 07, 2014
never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces. Jun 07, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough, I don't know why Jun 07,
2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: 'Cause Ima ride or die, whether you fail or fly. Jun 07, 2014
don't worry about me. worry about ur eyebrows. Jun 07, 2014
A good reason to go see The Fault in Our Stars http://t.co/r7QtrL4tf5 Jun 07, 2014
A girls hardest decision http://t.co/8Y4dMXBd8a Jun 06, 2014
#incomingfreshmanadvice http://t.co/srF8AOtBMl Jun 06, 2014
When your mom calls you to come eat but the foods not ready yet http://t.co/zj7CgPbKnI Jun 06, 2014
When your teacher tries to give homework on a Friday http://t.co/mf6KOl6s1B Jun 06, 2014
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT
LIKE THAT Jun 06, 2014
i think my parents would yell at me if i died Jun 06, 2014
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better Jun 06, 2014
youre either obsessed with coffee or you cant stand it there is no in between Jun 06, 2014
HIGH SCHOOL DATING SYSTEM: FRESHMAN TALK TO SOPHOMORES SOPHOMORES TALK TO JUNIORS
JUNIORS TALK TO SENIORS SENIORS TALK TO FRESHMAN Jun 06, 2014
me after finals http://t.co/zehSr4spky Jun 06, 2014
the biggest lie ive ever told myself is that im going to shower in 5 minutes Jun 06, 2014
when your bra and underwear match, you know it's gonna be a good day Jun 06, 2014
i just want someone to miss me Jun 06, 2014
Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us Jun 06, 2014
me arriving to your funeral like http://t.co/Yyz0hwrKrh Jun 06, 2014
how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians
Jun 06, 2014
When you wash the pots and your hand touches the bits of food in the sink.. http://t.co/I3pLnuZbmF Jun
06, 2014
when you and the bae match http://t.co/VPK3qy8DBl Jun 06, 2014
getting ready for The Fault in Our Stars like http://t.co/WoTFrDIQxl Jun 05, 2014
people who dont text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people Jun 05, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Love you more than those bitches before. Jun 05, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Got my bad baby by my heavenly side. I know if I go, I'll die happy tonight. Jun 05,
2014
"what are you doing this summer?" http://t.co/xzDaswjCeX Jun 05, 2014
When girls call their boyfriends daddy http://t.co/jdv6TeEdiF Jun 05, 2014
when you unfollow someone annoying and then start looking at your timeline like
http://t.co/CgH9Uo9IEN Jun 05, 2014
When someone's talking to you and you know they're lying http://t.co/XEU1ue0zM5 Jun 05, 2014
Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these Shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking
their the shit. Jun 05, 2014
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin Jun 05, 2014
i may not be your cup of tea but im your 10th shot of tequila Jun 05, 2014
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth* "So hows school?" Jun 05, 2014
i dont know what i am doing with my life or my hair Jun 05, 2014
Seniors be like http://t.co/Be5njQbmUq Jun 05, 2014
being a girl is hard bc when another girl asks you for a ponytail you have to give it to her even if it's your
favorite Jun 05, 2014
Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch. Jun 05, 2014
this would be so cool http://t.co/agZDvoYigO Jun 05, 2014
when u go look at someones twitter bc u miss them but u come across something u didnt want to see
http://t.co/bgzwJ0Mlge Jun 05, 2014
WOMAN CRUSH EVERY DAY http://t.co/pr14mTHNga Jun 05, 2014
love this http://t.co/syCRkiYzHC Jun 05, 2014
sometimes twitter has more drama than http://t.co/WkyQXFItMp Jun 05, 2014
this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in my life http://t.co/8gmv4OwrAX Jun 05, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: No one lives forever, but thats no reason to give up Jun 04, 2014
I'm not emotionally ready for this http://t.co/ikfqxPBmIQ Jun 04, 2014
my graduation speech http://t.co/3Y7K0vNoLq Jun 04, 2014
when people keep talking and you just wanna http://t.co/ReC2K6ScfQ Jun 04, 2014
two types of people http://t.co/HRBeHlmv8J Jun 04, 2014
we all have a person whos name we hear and we just http://t.co/3cguqVrCRS Jun 04, 2014
*teenage white girl voice* umm, its a free country Jun 04, 2014
It may look like I'm having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food
I'm going to eat later. Jun 04, 2014
if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter? Jun 04, 2014
its weird to imagine important people as kids. like obama probably wrote boobs on a calculator and
laughed Jun 04, 2014
who else has taken 2+ years of a foreign language and still has no clue how to speak it? Jun 04, 2014
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf
pencil do ur job Jun 04, 2014
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that havent happened to me Jun 04,
2014
Gotta love Rihanna's sense of humor http://t.co/BRvVfn3xvV Jun 04, 2014
How many times do I have to type haha before my iPhone stops correcting it to gaga Jun 04, 2014
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS http://t.co/T5XkdIaSpB Jun 04, 2014
I NEED THIS http://t.co/fVV6tUyRpC Jun 04, 2014
my phone battery died faster than my dreams Jun 04, 2014
When someone cuts you off and you pass them later http://t.co/9c4jHrixys Jun 04, 2014
"do u even lift?" me: yeah http://t.co/lanStYegH3 Jun 04, 2014
when he says he's over 6 foot http://t.co/9qUpe6pBPB Jun 03, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "Whatever you choose to be your reality is your reality." - Lana Del Rey Jun 03,
2014
Who remembers this episode http://t.co/E3GURv7rmP Jun 03, 2014
Transformation Tuesday from the upper east side http://t.co/WLJzerEIEN Jun 03, 2014
can I just http://t.co/hEl4lxLxzX Jun 03, 2014
having long hair is the most annoying and wonderful thing ever Jun 03, 2014
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person Jun 03, 2014
wow i love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck that's really cute Jun 03, 2014
can I quit school and become a disney princess Jun 03, 2014
does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily? Jun 03, 2014
I wish I had a cute boy who sent me cute little good morning texts and cute goodnight texts and you
know just really cute texts. Jun 03, 2014
WHY ARE YOU GIVING US SO MUCH WORK AT THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR WHEN NOBODY HAS ANY
MOTIVATION TO DO ANYTHING Jun 03, 2014
marriage is kinda weird though because its like i love you, lets get the law involved so you cant leave
Jun 03, 2014
EVERY TIME http://t.co/FYUw7rq0O6 Jun 03, 2014
Totally a miracle http://t.co/ciqcjbzE6G Jun 03, 2014
kanye is so cute about kim http://t.co/cysJ2itbDb Jun 03, 2014
when ur teacher wishes u good luck before an exam http://t.co/Ci9YK2LqAk Jun 03, 2014
here's to the 90s girls that had this and ripped out half their hair with it http://t.co/1fXB7yAbtt Jun 03,
2014
and then god said, let there be the Hemsworth Brothers http://t.co/cxecuXlp9X Jun 02, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I know that I'm a mess with my long hair, sun tan, short dress, bare feet, I don't
care. Jun 02, 2014
they were so perfect http://t.co/BgSX5MVfDe Jun 02, 2014
if u want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why i wont be able to
go Jun 02, 2014
goals http://t.co/EQzPSd44j0 Jun 02, 2014
DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!? http://t.co/2LduGOdHVt Jun 02, 2014
me after 1 minute of doing homework http://t.co/7i7iwUguYK Jun 02, 2014
girls before going on a date http://t.co/S5pNglkJqV Jun 02, 2014
we need more boys like this http://t.co/1pqI5Zbdmu Jun 02, 2014
Have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadnt met a certain person in your life, your life
would be completely different. Jun 02, 2014
plot twist: you are everyone's first choice. Jun 02, 2014
When I say "the other day" it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago. Jun 02, 2014
All I'm asking for is a tan and better grades Jun 02, 2014
Im that girl that gets mad at you & doesn't want to talk to you but gets extra mad when you don't even
try to talk to me Jun 02, 2014
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day Jun 02, 2014
CHUCK BASS VOTED BLAIR FOR PROM QUEEN 150 TIMES & YOU CANT TEXT ME BACK Jun 02, 2014
School tomorrow http://t.co/wLoXCcdW4W Jun 02, 2014
me as an adult http://t.co/WXKmOB94is Jun 02, 2014
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE http://t.co/TkBQOZfblw Jun 02, 2014
I need a guy like this http://t.co/2SM7woqUWa Jun 02, 2014
My thoughts when I see a hot guy http://t.co/BypcgOXuIP Jun 01, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Hes not like other guys, I cant apologize for what my body wants and what my
heart decides Jun 01, 2014
SO DOING THIS http://t.co/GXHCRY2gE4 Jun 01, 2014
"it's like you're my mirror, my mirror staring back at me" http://t.co/doGQJ3AQ3h Jun 01, 2014
me when someone tries to flirt with me http://t.co/kYgufjMp4O Jun 01, 2014
when someone says something to offend you but you pretend you dont care http://t.co/f3aBf1spre Jun
01, 2014
Idk how some of your parents don't care if your bf/gf spends the night like I get bitched at for having too
many water bottles in my room Jun 01, 2014
i want to be so financially secure that i dont even think to glance at the price tag of anything. Jun 01,
2014
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. Jun 01, 2014
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when u drop them in the shower they turn into a
meteor Jun 01, 2014
"how are u wearing a sweater in this weather dedication. insecurity. dedication and insecurity Jun 01,
2014
#ThisCouldBeUsButWeInDifferentGrades http://t.co/3yAycFhMsh Jun 01, 2014
IM SCREAMING http://t.co/IhlGKlMcqZ Jun 01, 2014
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day Jun 01, 2014
Too much perfection in this selfie http://t.co/QTesVn0MqC Jun 01, 2014
i wouldnt mind waking up to this http://t.co/ZQ7XQcNGjY Jun 01, 2014
Im a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. Jun 01, 2014
legend has it theres life outside the internet Jun 01, 2014
The struggle http://t.co/SNQ3p4FUU3 Jun 01, 2014
no boys, we don't wear the same pair of leggings everyday http://t.co/7qnGfqM114 Jun 01, 2014
mom: who are you laughing with? me: my laptop Jun 01, 2014
Troy Bolton - setting standards for high school boys way too high since 2005 http://t.co/rJsr9Ajnq8 Jun
01, 2014
RT @FitHealthyBod: so far I lost 12 lbs after 4 weeks..mostly belly fat! this 2 step method really
works http://t.co/phcVuOCxYA http Jun 01, 2014
"Why do you always show half your face in snapchats?" http://t.co/M9j3ieIfaC May 31, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: When he's bad, he's bad. But when he's good, no one's better. May 31, 2014
Dave Franco gives me breathing problems http://t.co/zhiA9r5Cha May 31, 2014
ending the school year like http://t.co/k6kFlExbid May 31, 2014
friend: ur crush is walking by me: what should I do friend: act casual me: http://t.co/nFmMh9fSsq May
31, 2014
my kind of relationship http://t.co/O4JMYpApLH May 31, 2014
im actually surprised ive never been punched in the face May 31, 2014
crushes are great until you realize that theyll never be interested in you May 31, 2014
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears May 31, 2014
whenever i paint my fingernails the polish lasts for 4 days but when i paint my toenails it lasts for like 6
years this is not okay May 31, 2014
I think I just forgot how to swim http://t.co/zhMJoidD4a May 31, 2014
being the unattractive friend is not easy i dont think we get enough credit May 31, 2014
Nick Jonas grew up nicely http://t.co/pR6pFoZMwb May 31, 2014
when u stand up too fast and suddenly you feel like you're floating through space and time May 31,
2014
It's actually impossible for my room to stay clean longer than 24 hours. May 31, 2014
Scott is my favorite Kardashian sister http://t.co/ZyPOgLPOeD May 31, 2014
me when i'm married http://t.co/meUxhp0apg May 31, 2014
me at sleepovers http://t.co/ejdZBj1p9B May 31, 2014
someone finally said it http://t.co/gZZgEr0Mm0 May 31, 2014
i swear there is a jennifer lawrence inside us all http://t.co/9kmv5zQiyR May 31, 2014
all these girls are trying to get their hot summer bodies and I'm just here like http://t.co/RXgrDLyI6D
May 30, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Love this http://t.co/IQYTjHwgT0 May 30, 2014
I WANT THIS http://t.co/A2cqmhYKjD May 30, 2014
when bae looks good http://t.co/9uRey13Cz7 May 30, 2014
When I try to be healthy http://t.co/kAWLzLiv00 May 30, 2014
the real struggle in 2004 http://t.co/kG9nabi8Tm May 30, 2014
its 2014 why cant we travel back in time yet to relive that 1 happy moment or to change the things we
would have wanted to do differently May 30, 2014
I might still be ugly but i used to be uglier May 30, 2014
Forever 21 gives me anxiety. I love the store but it's so unorganized and I can't figure out what to get I
have to walk around 100 times May 30, 2014
boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead May 30, 2014
Graduation speech *Points to person*: Fuck you *Points to person*: Fuck you *Points to person*: Fuck
you *Points to crush*: Fuck me May 30, 2014
I wish every day started with a previously on so that Id know which of my lifes plot points were going
to be important that day May 30, 2014
hell yeah im a catholic ive been addicted to cats my whole life May 30, 2014
this level caused me a lot of stress when I was younger http://t.co/ljQJRXCidH May 30, 2014
summer? more like http://t.co/GsmZTYVBJn May 30, 2014
idk why but i just love getting texts like these http://t.co/ZBbIgFuw7o May 30, 2014
the love for this http://t.co/AebzEWWVCH May 30, 2014
why couldn't I be born into this era instead http://t.co/H5xqXeiyrZ May 30, 2014
when youre washing the dishes and someone comes and adds more http://t.co/ifa8AeheMK May 30,
2014
this made me so happy http://t.co/nE2YlTLfed May 29, 2014
Augustus and Hazel's first date was beyond perfect http://t.co/bBIImSrCXW May 29, 2014
A date like this please http://t.co/T0FhRkDfrX May 29, 2014
how I'm feeling at this point of the school year http://t.co/R59RsypBgw May 29, 2014
When u offer someone food and they say yes http://t.co/Lo0kZU1Xl1 May 29, 2014
when u call ur mom back after she called u 5 times http://t.co/EYkwUSQ9Vm May 29, 2014
In 50 years we're all gonna be like http://t.co/7LASgDri9N May 29, 2014
do u ever just remember ur friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second May 29, 2014
if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands May 29, 2014
i think the last time someone had a crush on me was never May 29, 2014
When guys say they like girls with no makeup, they actually think of girls who use 50 products to look
like they wear none. May 29, 2014
School is just an endless cycle of "I just need to make it through this week" every week May 29, 2014
WHAT DO U MEAN JUNE STARTS IN 2 DAYS IT WAS DECEMBER 3 HOURS AGO May 29, 2014
if Emma Watson graduated from brown university while simultaneously filming 5 major Hollywood
films, u can make it thru today May 29, 2014
Im on my way! I say as I remain naked in bed May 29, 2014
its funny bc people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones convos and figuring out ur
weaknesses to destroy u later in life May 29, 2014
Yes http://t.co/IzXch8v45X May 29, 2014
me as a girlfriend http://t.co/frAZR00hq9 May 29, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "You can only have true hate, if you have true love." - Lana Del Rey May 29, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: We dont need nobody, cause we got each other, or at least I pretend. May 29,
2014
Josh is me http://t.co/6lCR2ftHPl May 29, 2014
a moment of silence please http://t.co/ziEu7wZqUs May 29, 2014
this is perfect http://t.co/0iA5QwOApS May 28, 2014
goals http://t.co/DWJaer8Pwv May 28, 2014
This made me so sad http://t.co/72h0fYk0zJ May 28, 2014
When bae kisses your neck http://t.co/6UQpOnMv5y May 28, 2014
Girls at my school be like http://t.co/wFGqODnpFg May 28, 2014
me today http://t.co/S4qJ0YFyIE May 28, 2014
RIP Maya Angelou http://t.co/YEp3xS3NQx May 28, 2014
if girls arent supposed to have body hair then why do girls have fucking body hair? May 28, 2014
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I
just cant handle that pressure May 28, 2014
I dont want to date many boys I just want them all to wish they were dating me May 28, 2014
Only lefties will understand this http://t.co/Y1YGqnbN4b May 28, 2014
i believe in hate at first sight May 28, 2014
When your crush says hi to you http://t.co/n29BQdhtQ7 May 28, 2014
*rubs eyes* *remembers im wearing eye makeup* *SCREAMS* May 28, 2014
OHMYGAWD http://t.co/huiHU3l6mR May 28, 2014
me when writing essays http://t.co/ezpfRxuuiI May 28, 2014
nope. still not over it. http://t.co/uJypEMMD5h May 28, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I tried so hard to act nice like a lady, you taught me that it was good to be crazy.
May 28, 2014
when the convo is going good but then he asks for nudes http://t.co/BLuWUrqSjK May 27, 2014
"so how's your love life?" http://t.co/TRLpIbEB6g May 27, 2014
Kanye marries Kanye http://t.co/8k9OA2BtEo May 27, 2014
Kims wedding dress is perfection http://t.co/IWIhv74IbU May 27, 2014
Definition of beauty with brain, Emma Watson http://t.co/joifdlHE93 May 27, 2014
Dont be offended if someone doesnt reply to your text. Their phone is probably just on silent or
right in front of their lying face May 27, 2014
A family that grew up in the media and didn't get influenced by society. They are all college grads and
successful http://t.co/MTEzcFw87H May 27, 2014
*unbaes you* May 27, 2014
me: *names child butter* me: *accidently brings home wrong child* me: i can't believe it's not butter
May 27, 2014
if your ever feeling down just remember ur 50% mermaid May 27, 2014
I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time May 27, 2014
come on skinny thighs what happened here May 27, 2014
me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out May 27, 2014
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles
always end up flocking to me May 27, 2014
Its amazing how fast ur mood can change after you realize you have school tomorrow May 27, 2014
This is funny for no reason http://t.co/zMYDz1cPYB May 27, 2014
Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You are the scum between my toes. Love,
Alfalfa May 27, 2014
my hair during the summer http://t.co/TMnbz4jpLx May 27, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: Iggy Azalea in yoga pants http://t.co/YYPNSEbbOd May 27, 2014
I can't wait to watch the fault in our stars! http://t.co/0S8ITSYB9g May 27, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I am fucking crazy, but I am free. May 26, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Life doesn't always work out like you planned it May 26, 2014
when attractive people say they are ugly http://t.co/4BaoIFOgoK May 26, 2014
Thou shalt not post a #mcm of thine boyfriend every single week for months on end. We understandeth.
Please stop. (common sense 17:12) May 26, 2014
...and then God created Ryan Gosling http://t.co/MIOyPweDPm May 26, 2014
seriously the cutest thing i've ever seen http://t.co/bmHBZruGHl May 26, 2014
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves May 26, 2014
i dont ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. May 26, 2014
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like i like green because yea
May 26, 2014
Thank you to our troops http://t.co/yB39PB7rxR May 26, 2014
this summers wardrobe colors: black off black pastel black blue black warm-toned black light
black dark black very dark grey May 26, 2014
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead May 26, 2014
Amazing http://t.co/ZwHFU1OvGM May 26, 2014

Happy Memorial Day! May 26, 2014
its not that im not a morning person i love mornings im just not a waking up person May 26, 2014
my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night May 26, 2014
truth http://t.co/SOS8T7cvVd May 26, 2014
WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHOW http://t.co/lTa7077z31 May 26, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: Kendall Jenner's prom dress fit a little too well http://t.co/HMv0plKTTv May 26,
2014
me getting dressed https://t.co/jGwVo9iEZs May 26, 2014
me as a parent http://t.co/sXGHp2kFxO May 25, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: I can't turn off my mind, it's like a ticking time bomb trying to kill me from inside,
haunting me day and night. May 25, 2014
how girls take selfies http://t.co/s1NgNZ153D May 25, 2014
when bae is hitting on other girls http://t.co/czx3th5sRw May 25, 2014
shit talking in an intelligent manner http://t.co/lPSYr4njSX May 25, 2014
My reaction to almost everything http://t.co/1hIcWD7IkE May 25, 2014
If u ever feel bad about yourself just remember that Zac Efron has a 'yolo' tattoo
http://t.co/FvQPUSgw10 May 25, 2014
looking at bae like http://t.co/RDcsBGzSIy May 25, 2014
girls before going on a date http://t.co/94WG64O87P May 25, 2014
When you see "Read" on iMessage with no reply http://t.co/XnLeCL7Z5D May 25, 2014
If you try to call me sweetie or honey or sweetheart when were arguing may god help you
because I will actually scratch your face off May 25, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: When my parents ask why I'm always on my phone http://t.co/5qUeNuHxoL May 25,
2014
I cant wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a
live-in-best-friend who I get to bang May 25, 2014
Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can no longer get the straw in the hole you've
had enough. May 25, 2014
IS HIS SPERM MADE OF GOLD OR SOMETHING http://t.co/CbSfh5Zj2E May 25, 2014
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted May 25,
2014
Im really good at avoiding social hangouts and then feeling lonely and guilty afterwards May 25, 2014
people who just tell you what theyre doing without you asking them are my favorite kind of people May
25, 2014
Johnny Depp is bae http://t.co/bjQ42ZFtvi May 25, 2014
sorry I wasnt ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found May
25, 2014
listen, Nickelodeon. If u want ur ratings back to an all time high,just make a series about Drake & Josh in
college. Do it. Just do it. May 25, 2014
If ur reading this I hope u find a nice boy real soon & he buys you some tacos and he isn't an asshole and
he treats u good bc u deserve it May 25, 2014
when your ex texts you http://t.co/hIU05RHHMp May 25, 2014
RT @iFitMotivations: Anyone struggling with their weight needs to know this! Eat This, Never Diet
Again! http://t.co/lWOBx2OdhY May 25, 2014
when ur grandma starts acting up at the grocery store http://t.co/vloydZg0gk May 24, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Been tryin hard not to get into trouble, but I, Ive got a war in my mind. May 24,
2014
ways to my heart: http://t.co/BIrruEoOUe May 24, 2014
FAVORITE CANDY http://t.co/C4O9tJjqDY May 24, 2014
Why doesnt someone show up at my bedroom window with pizza n chocolate dipped strawberries bc
troy bolton did so step up ur game guys May 24, 2014
i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me maam please return to ur assigned seat
May 24, 2014
OHMYGAWD http://t.co/QaHZBeVtkO May 24, 2014
THIS SHOW WAS LIFE http://t.co/PDaqvfOA2w May 24, 2014
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest May 24, 2014
do boys actually get real crushes on girls or is that an urban myth May 24, 2014
i think im emotionally constipated because i havent given a shit in months May 24, 2014
#ThisCouldBeUs But I'm not Emma Stone and you're not Andrew Garfield. Or Spider-Man. And I'm fat.
And you don't exist http://t.co/X3vDbTInfz May 24, 2014
i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds May 24, 2014
Just in case no one told you today: Good morning Youre beautiful I love you Nice butt May 24,
2014
all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies May 24, 2014
i want a shirt that says eat or die because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder May 24,
2014
I NEED ALL OF THIS http://t.co/LQd1ceminS May 24, 2014
Lets all take a moment to appreciate Austin Butler and how he dresses http://t.co/THExzz1p1E May
24, 2014
i want everyone to be aware of the fact that fred and daphne are married because this is a very
important thing http://t.co/JkOjilELvk May 24, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "I'm interested in the gorgeous side of life, but also familiar with the dark side,
too." - Lana Del Rey May 23, 2014
killed me http://t.co/1zfGMtxyRt May 23, 2014
I cannot wait to see The Fault in Our Stars http://t.co/4QJBB7n4Vl May 23, 2014
all the boys Ive ever liked have a common feature, and its that theyre all lying douchebags May 23,
2014
PITCH PERFECT 2 IS COMING http://t.co/rnOHrWyHzf May 23, 2014
Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because thats the only way I
know how to mingle May 23, 2014
why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends May 23, 2014
im actually really good looking if u dont look at me May 23, 2014
I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a
science project he got a C- on. May 23, 2014
i'm a fun person okay but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking potato May 23, 2014
I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem May 23, 2014
will you marry me? *pulls an onion ring from pocket* May 23, 2014
The greatest fortune ever told... http://t.co/JO71XAShAI May 23, 2014
people who shower in under 5 minutes .. ..? .??? how May 23, 2014
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep. May 23, 2014
i need to stop having full meals as snacks May 23, 2014
YASS http://t.co/X9OSIDFWt6 May 23, 2014
When you fall asleep with hair ties on your wrist http://t.co/0Sm40EerZH May 23, 2014
Current mood http://t.co/TP6cgfxB5z May 23, 2014
every girl's weakness http://t.co/SOcFWCsJBt May 23, 2014
I really wanna do this on a nice summer night http://t.co/anGAD4sVeH May 22, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Love her! http://t.co/9dRUTdi79Q May 22, 2014
when your phone has no service http://t.co/mQElLtXB2N May 22, 2014
Me checking if my summer body is ready yet http://t.co/oqiW26pu4i May 22, 2014
the most dangerous thing in summer http://t.co/uJu1KEODA7 May 22, 2014
how you feel when your crush likes your selfie http://t.co/tpL1JsR90t May 22, 2014
im the type of person who will miss you to death but wont do anything about it because i dont want to
seem like the desperate one May 22, 2014
roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no
this is just gardening facts May 22, 2014
Won't be satisfied until the boy sitting in the car next to me sings "she will be loved" to me like Will sings
it to Miley in the last song May 22, 2014
do u ever think about how many girls probably screenshot your shit and put it in a group message and
just completely slaughter you May 22, 2014
why are bras & period products so expensive this pisses me off its not like i asked for boobs or for my
vagina to destroy itself every month May 22, 2014
if i had a dollar for every time i had no idea what was going on, i'd be asking people why they were
giving me dollars May 22, 2014
My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts,
instead of reality. May 22, 2014
Literally me getting up for school this morning http://t.co/tqG6gGKCT5 May 22, 2014
school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup May 22, 2014
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years May 22, 2014
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great taste in music are very important
ok May 22, 2014
Girls be like "I have nothing to wear" http://t.co/rq608vEoiN May 22, 2014
basically why my standards are too high http://t.co/do4LAKlbgc May 22, 2014
Sending a snapchat to the wrong person http://t.co/ZcZzqj2UJs May 22, 2014
cleaning my room be like http://t.co/5cGv9V0vAd May 21, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Preach! http://t.co/gkV2B2CVNn May 21, 2014
YES http://t.co/xFS4zbshiW May 21, 2014
all these girls are trying to get their summer bodies and I'm just here like http://t.co/S29oEHSYKB May
21, 2014
Every girl needs a Cory http://t.co/Xo0foH8onk May 21, 2014
all these girls getting wcw's and I'm just sitting here like http://t.co/4uVLlZD0qF May 21, 2014
I'm a bi-polar tweeter. One day I'll tweet a lot, the next day I'll barely tweet at all. May 21, 2014
i wanna respect everybody's opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible May 21, 2014
liking someone and pretending you dont is a lot of hard work May 21, 2014
how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up May 21, 2014
when girls wear leggings with normal underwear http://t.co/Qq7NgyNPKD May 21, 2014
"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality May 21,
2014
Senior prank: our schools seniors and another schools seniors switch schools for a day May 21, 2014
sitting in class like http://t.co/Rj563IvU9w May 21, 2014
this is the last year where all 4 grades in high school are 90's babies. the freshmen next year are gonna
be 2000 babies, let that sink in May 21, 2014
tips on how to properly enter my room: 1. do not May 21, 2014
when he's over 6 ft https://t.co/uuyIbMxGd4 May 21, 2014
this dog is more attractive than me bye http://t.co/VOWeCYwCmq May 21, 2014
i think its cute when someone admits they have a crush on you May 21, 2014
current mood: http://t.co/5ztWAws9Qc May 21, 2014
I might die if someone ever did this for me http://t.co/LMqXhf5SOc May 21, 2014
only 3 more tuesdays until pretty little liars returns May 20, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Love this http://t.co/rgqWJkXlWW May 20, 2014
my life in a picture http://t.co/p1huTwzrEW May 20, 2014
sometimes i feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like im sorry song I love u im just not in the mood
for u ill come back later though May 20, 2014
when everyone is raising their hand but ur teacher calls on u http://t.co/TK3IgZbWFv May 20, 2014
my snapchats http://t.co/etviiW9bWW May 20, 2014
the greatest Shansel moment ever http://t.co/sv3UY6n9OE May 20, 2014
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some
bad news for you May 20, 2014
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then
you remember that youre you May 20, 2014
reasons why i stop replying: im busy youre boring im mad you replied with one word you
asked for a pic May 20, 2014
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how
do you do that May 20, 2014
i feel like i am just made of stress at this point in my life. i have stress running through my veins. May 20,
2014
Only your best friend understands that when you say "I saw my boyfriend today" you are referring to
the hot guy that has no clue you exist. May 20, 2014
If I'm not skinny by summer I'm not going outside. May 20, 2014
BLAKE LIVELY LET ME BE U http://t.co/koCYB07fJ9 May 20, 2014
Rob what happened http://t.co/nJmUIGtsKC May 20, 2014
do u ever just know u typed ur pasword wrong but u still press the login button May 20, 2014
lets play a game called how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow May 20, 2014
very important http://t.co/REqSblsouM May 20, 2014
basically http://t.co/LII2hAPo4r May 19, 2014
me too taylor, me too http://t.co/h8eW8Xz6Io May 19, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: The truth http://t.co/DXPl29sg2D May 19, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: "If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got." -Lana Del
Rey May 19, 2014
once a wildcat, always a wildcat http://t.co/0ctpCimv79 May 19, 2014
snapchat problems http://t.co/GHC7RPtVqn May 19, 2014
do you ever just wonder if theres someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but
doesnt know how May 19, 2014
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence May 19, 2014
Bae: come over Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven Bae: my parents aren't home Me: I literally just
put them in the oven May 19, 2014
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown May 19, 2014
hearing teachers swear keeps me young May 19, 2014
Feelings suck and I dont remember signing up for them. May 19, 2014
has something ever bothered you but you can't say anything because you don't want to seem crazy, I
know if you're a girl you understand me May 19, 2014
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like Ive got a
whole fucking week ahead May 19, 2014
WHO REMEMBERS THIS EPISODE http://t.co/y9pZM57vll May 19, 2014
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S SARCASM IS EVERYTHING May 19, 2014
if a guy ever sang all of me by john legend to me I'd probably die May 19, 2014
Carrie Underwood's legs, hair, face, body, and voice plz May 19, 2014
Lorde is having a seizure... again May 19, 2014
Pretty much http://t.co/UFjGsnmjTK May 19, 2014
I bet Luke Bryan smells really good May 19, 2014
Michael Jackson came out like http://t.co/UgCjWXVxXV May 19, 2014
Katy Perry up there like http://t.co/aVNWksSPNj May 19, 2014
Lorde, what are u wearing May 19, 2014
Kendall and Kylie at the BMAs http://t.co/GrxvB5Ze16 May 19, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Nothing but the truth http://t.co/XOxctLvUhD May 18, 2014
seriously http://t.co/CnQ7PmOJ8K May 18, 2014
the funniest picture of a groom with his groomsmen Ive ever seen http://t.co/QThrQhZaH8 May 18,
2014
i laughed way too hard http://t.co/v78PNy8SxC May 18, 2014
YESS http://t.co/AYF9JgWSMW May 18, 2014
when ur selfie gets more than 10 likes http://t.co/FUfgWHUZPh May 18, 2014
omgg this dog https://t.co/HAvvdtxesk May 18, 2014
RT @FitAndHeaIthy: So far I lost 12 lbs after 3 weeks.. mostly belly fat This 2 step method truly works!
http://t.co/9ipHju16U4 http: May 18, 2014
sometimes i wonder how my life wouldve turned out if i hadnt signed up for twitter May 18, 2014
why do concert tickets cost so much we're humans paying to watch other humans not paying to watch
the birth of jesus May 18, 2014
sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely
nothing u can do to make urself feel better May 18, 2014
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life May 18, 2014
I love Kourtney http://t.co/wta8QUr45O May 18, 2014
if a girl is still talking to your dude, it's obviously bc she's still getting a response May 18, 2014
i just need more friends so more people can like my selfies on instagram May 18, 2014
Saturday night http://t.co/vOM8DufaNX May 18, 2014
THIS http://t.co/ffUzL8H5nG May 18, 2014
RT @LanaDReyCrew: Love this http://t.co/OWWcPswPIy May 18, 2014
this was mascara in 1917 http://t.co/aiv2CCV6jV May 17, 2014
YES http://t.co/pC9IlCupWc May 17, 2014
CHANDLER IS EVERYTHING http://t.co/eFScv1Tvdv May 17, 2014
yes dad, every guy i know is my boyfriend May 17, 2014
still one of the most important lines in mean girls http://t.co/QxvFljK7R6 May 17, 2014
when bae doesn't text back http://t.co/UdMIEPg92z May 17, 2014
ready for summer but not ready for the commitment of shaving my legs every day May 17, 2014
RT @iFitMotivations: so far I lost 11 lbs after 3 weeks.. mostly belly fat! This 2 step method really works
http://t.co/B5ZjJwv4Mj ht May 17, 2014
always remember that you are a fine piece of china , don't let anyone treat you like a paper plate. May
17, 2014
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didnt like touched you May 17, 2014
my meals in the summer: breakfast: 3pm dinner: 11pm more food: 1am midnight snack: 4am May 17,
2014
Cam Gigandet is such a dilf http://t.co/owxcoPO0N4 May 17, 2014
if youre reading this im beautiful May 17, 2014
forever my favorite Jonas brother http://t.co/LXrb9iF2ko May 17, 2014
true friendship http://t.co/MaRQ5eUxXi May 17, 2014
i laughed way too hard http://t.co/G7haqej8I4 May 17, 2014
Kourtney is me http://t.co/Wf5z47i45A May 17, 2014
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesnt ask for the
change back May 16, 2014
Blake and Ryan are perfect http://t.co/6YonPalvnN May 16, 2014
when girls say they like nerdy guys they mean guys like this http://t.co/s1ndMiAMoP May 16, 2014
to be honest, this school year kinda flew by fast May 16, 2014
relationship goals http://t.co/t0RuEdWJWF May 16, 2014
watching all the seniors leave http://t.co/JjlvukG3uj May 16, 2014
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness May
16, 2014
shoutout to mozzarella sticks, pizza, cheese fries, & tacos love u guys May 16, 2014
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they
struggle to escape from my arms May 16, 2014
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics youre
talking about May 16, 2014
I wish I wasnt so annoying like I even piss myself off May 16, 2014
does getting a boyfriend mean I have to shave my legs everyday because I'm not ready for that type of
commitment May 16, 2014
7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs May 16, 2014
i just want someone who actually gives a shit about me and treats me like i matter for more than a few
months May 16, 2014
this kid is me http://t.co/npIBnKanMg May 16, 2014
me on a math test http://t.co/MWB3Q12ni0 May 16, 2014
teacher: wheres your homework me: that fufu lame shit i aint with it May 16, 2014
isnt it weird how with some people u never run out of things to talk about but with others its like u
always end up talkin about the weather May 16, 2014
just 21 more days http://t.co/nJUUn9Hsoy May 15, 2014
THIS SCHOOL YEAR NEEDS TO END ALREADY May 15, 2014
me doing presentations http://t.co/ONPHnTzSwq May 15, 2014
"youre the only girl i talk to" http://t.co/PRcqgihmzq May 15, 2014
i need a hot boy who thinks he's really ugly so he thinks im out of his league but actually hes way out of
my league May 15, 2014
can parents just accept the fact that school is harder now than it used to be back then ????? May 15,
2014
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you. May
15, 2014
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you May 15, 2014
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10 May 15,
2014
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off May 15, 2014
do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you dont even know why but they just
infuriate you May 15, 2014
teacher: wheres your homework? me: wheres your husband?? *does 4 backflips* *lands* *evaporates
into the air* May 15, 2014
I wish my natural hair was pretty so I could just wake up in the morning & not have to do anything with
it. May 15, 2014
my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with
my hair??? ZERO! May 15, 2014
WOMAN CRUSH EVERY DAY http://t.co/eUVlZwdIq2 May 15, 2014
i go to a school where they care more about the length of our shorts than the quality of our education
May 15, 2014
Topanga is me http://t.co/FA9hJaNsTF May 15, 2014
so this happened http://t.co/UJee4Jbw2c May 15, 2014
Rihanna could break my phone whenever http://t.co/LNJhvqZgUC May 15, 2014
its never too late for waffles and its never too early for pizza May 15, 2014
have u ever wanted to cry so hard but u can't bc ur makeup is so on point May 14, 2014
best part of this movie http://t.co/gJx4fQYYxi May 14, 2014
watching all the seniors leave http://t.co/N3PWeNwb6I May 14, 2014
#WCW http://t.co/iop7g7qOB6 May 14, 2014
when u type "fuck" but accidentally put "duck" http://t.co/QNW2Vp5wJP May 14, 2014
When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring
the way your face cooperated. May 14, 2014
do u ever get the urge to clean ur entire room and then 5 minutes after u start youre like nah son and u
just lay on the floor May 14, 2014
i just really want to lay out on a beach or swim or tan that's all I need in my life right now May 14, 2014
I would just really like to be a mermaid. Swim around all day. No legs to shave, long luscious hair, and
starfish bras. I have big dreams. May 14, 2014
STUDYING IS SO FRICKIN HARD TO DO THERES SO MANY DISTRACTIONS LIKE MY PHONE AND A PIECE
OF PAPER AND OXYGEN May 14, 2014
Basically me at school all day: me: i hate all of u me: stop screamin u saw ur friend yesterday me: holy
fuck walk faster me: im so hungry May 14, 2014
school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 10 minutes May 14, 2014
Can tomorrow just not. May 14, 2014
Lets cuddle and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere May 14,
2014
me when I find out my final grades http://t.co/oqqoE90ZEH May 14, 2014
this is perfect http://t.co/Yif4jnpSDi May 14, 2014
Ladies: be careful if you wear spaghetti straps. It distracts boys bc they'll think about pasta. They'll stop
at nothing to get pasta. May 14, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: when bae uploads a new selfie http://t.co/GsqDXCSsOn May 14, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: Some days I'm spongebob some days I'm squidward http://t.co/An2YKVSqLb May
14, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: damn this is deep http://t.co/nkbhHG2IlF May 14, 2014
"bae I'm cold" http://t.co/KMxheL8vIs May 14, 2014
Wishin my grades looked like this http://t.co/Fu7f7obbU5 May 14, 2014
I think there's a lot of moms who would be so disappointed if they knew how poorly their sons treated
girls May 14, 2014
this is too adorable http://t.co/KpohiE7zR6 May 13, 2014
Ive liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this May 13, 2014
do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically May 13,
2014
I like how someone who really doesn't like how May 13, 2014
dont ever mess with people who have their read receipts on those people are not afraid of anything
May 13, 2014
why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to
disappoint me May 13, 2014
I hate waking up from naps cause I'm always confused like where am I what time is it is this earth
where's my mom May 13, 2014
me: i love food. friend: what about calories? me: what about you shut the fuck up. May 13, 2014
If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says
you're ugly, you're ugly May 13, 2014
is there a scholarship for trying May 13, 2014
6th graders wearing crop tops & high waisted shorts when I was in the 6th grade if you didnt wear
Aeropostale you were lame May 13, 2014
How do u people wake up and feel refreshed I crawled out of bed looking like I got hit by a truck May 13,
2014
*tries to watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes at 5am* May 13, 2014
beauty sleep is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan May 13, 2014
how it feels when you have your period http://t.co/ck90zbMR4B May 13, 2014
This movie will be the death of me http://t.co/HIu3zxpuoI May 13, 2014
me in every picture i take http://t.co/f7GNwveeLX May 13, 2014
Chandler Bing appreciation tweet http://t.co/6SS0UFFo23 May 13, 2014
miley gets it http://t.co/wkbnISI2HS May 12, 2014
do u ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING youre like
http://t.co/WsYJjDXfHL May 12, 2014
Cam Gigandet is bae http://t.co/1zfqUCyoQI May 12, 2014
school isn't even about learning anymore, it's about passing May 12, 2014
me trying to get my summer body http://t.co/OoVv8i4E1F May 12, 2014
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble May 12, 2014
dont you hate it when you're trying to watch something and your family is having a "who can be the
loudest competition" May 12, 2014
everyones getting in relationships and I cant even find my other sock May 12, 2014
do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two May 12, 2014
self esteem worse than the economy May 12, 2014
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didnt like touched you May 12, 2014
ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired May 12, 2014
spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me im pretty May 12, 2014
it's not a sunday until you completely waste it and start getting sad late at night May 12, 2014
WHERE WAS THIS WHEN MY EYES WERE BURNING http://t.co/8J3e2ZoWaa May 12, 2014
maybe John Tucker doesn't deserve to die after all http://t.co/mVGnDsmmbH May 12, 2014
a special thank you to you moms http://t.co/acesUdZvh0 May 12, 2014
shoutout to the moms of -Zac Efron -Ryan Gosling -Franco Brothers -Hemsworth brothers -Channing
Tatum for making these beautiful men May 12, 2014
you're lying if u say you've never sat alone in ur room and sang she will be loved at the top of ur lungs
May 11, 2014
couples in my school http://t.co/1CKSkINyEh May 11, 2014
please dont flirt with people i secretly like its very rude & disrespectful May 11, 2014
incoming freshman advice: http://t.co/H0Jdsd7d2Y May 11, 2014
incoming freshman advice: when a senior wants to hang out in the middle of the night it's basically bc he
really likes ur personality May 11, 2014
every mother gave birth to normal kids. my mom gave birth to a princess. congrats mom May 11, 2014
the best way to express ur love for ur mom today is to upload an instagram pic of her. the person with
the most likes loves their mom most May 11, 2014
Those feelings when you want a relationship But you don't But you do But you don't May 11, 2014
i have no motivation for school anymore im just looking forward for summer nights and to be able to
sleep in till 3pm May 11, 2014
I would tweet this a hundred times if I could http://t.co/exObdHedNX May 11, 2014
R.I.P to all the mothers who didn't make it to see Mother's Day this year, you're still loved & appreciated
every day May 11, 2014
Mothers Day is stressful.. what do you get someone who has given you everything? May 11, 2014
basically http://t.co/48CvFpKXyS May 11, 2014
Eric Decker with his daughter, theyre precious http://t.co/qAhRqN1tGK May 11, 2014
greatest comeback http://t.co/SjylpqHPb5 May 11, 2014
the season of leg shaving is upon us May 11, 2014
I laughed way too hard http://t.co/EgAQcpxaGw May 11, 2014
never talk to boys who arent nice to their mothers May 10, 2014
do u ever look at a boys hands and just nod to yourself May 10, 2014
perfectly sums up my friendships http://t.co/QMwWbDaf6y May 10, 2014
this scene gets me every time http://t.co/Q5RxirKGax May 10, 2014
my two main moods and there is no in between http://t.co/0bLkiLC9IY May 10, 2014
i hate when you find someone soooo attractive and then they open their mouth and you lose all interest
May 10, 2014
ready for summer http://t.co/NTfZLAfRjt May 10, 2014
do you ever look at yourself and think aw cute but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think
omg nvm May 10, 2014
I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didnt tell me I was the crown princess
of Genovia May 10, 2014
young Johnny Depp http://t.co/AApbrUootj May 10, 2014
When I catch people staring. http://t.co/SprW2xaBdT May 10, 2014
if u dont get a reply im either eating sleeping tweeting watching tv series or i just hate you
May 10, 2014
yes http://t.co/2AWUxqCbLA May 10, 2014
A picture of me at the beach this summer http://t.co/bhbwdnKl17 May 10, 2014
me taking showers http://t.co/NHXzh4hk1h May 10, 2014
forcing your friends to go out with you http://t.co/bJQ8wNkvGV May 10, 2014
When someone talks about having a 4.0 http://t.co/Ew09YFEaGA May 09, 2014
So when is this going to happen to me? http://t.co/CK6oINSqIK May 09, 2014
If this bug landed on me my soul would leave my body http://t.co/jP6EWZL2eu May 09, 2014
"Are you ready for bikini season?" http://t.co/U66zX1yWyd May 09, 2014
do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and youre just like this is it, this is how it ends May
09, 2014
I hate wearing makeup but I also hate not wearing makeup so it's just really complicated. May 09, 2014
it has been 16 years and i still dont know what to do with my hands during pictures May 09, 2014
will you still love me when im no longer young with nice lighting and good filters May 09, 2014
Remember ladies: it doesnt matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing
well on his. May 09, 2014
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH
CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DONT FIGHT ME ON THIS May 09, 2014
its like my ugliness is constantly increasing by 15.78% May 09, 2014
the school year is almost over http://t.co/gRNaKIbzFn May 09, 2014
weekends are such a tease now that summer is so close, bring on the real thing May 09, 2014
me http://t.co/QpVX99Q0KM May 09, 2014
i like how theres barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys pants pockets
u can perform ur nieces baptism May 08, 2014
u know youre fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting u in the middle of the day May 08,
2014
if you haven't read the fault in our stars as yet i advise you do http://t.co/T2Z0uCdrSm May 08, 2014
when your crush starts dating someone http://t.co/p4bgrvvj1f May 08, 2014
i want to wear shorts because its hot but i really hate my legs an autobiography May 08, 2014
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without
using smells May 08, 2014
im fluent in talking shit May 08, 2014
If you ever say "that's my girl" about me I can guarantee you that my heart will melt into a little puddle
of happiness May 08, 2014
seeing cute & hot 13 year olds gets me so angry theyre supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts
theyre supposed to suffer the same way i did May 08, 2014
RT @SoDamnTrue: my idea of a perfect date http://t.co/oqf1w6y2G0 May 08, 2014
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed so id have a nice body
but instead i ended up on the internet May 08, 2014
i either get a 90 on a test or a 34 there is no in between May 08, 2014
everyone has their off days I tell myself 15 days in a row May 08, 2014
Zac Efron is prettier than I am http://t.co/nDTK1yvhJp May 08, 2014
my life http://t.co/Bidriao5OR May 08, 2014
eyebrows can literally make or break you May 08, 2014
accurate http://t.co/ktiTCtdlHZ May 08, 2014
TO CELEBRATE 4M FOLLOWERS IM FOLLOWING PEOPLE BACK FAVE AND RT IF U WANT ONE May 08,
2014
we've all taken screenshots of tweets/instagram posts that some girl u dont like has put up and sending
them to ur bestfriend May 08, 2014
i hate when u look good but u arent even going anywhere like, i will never achieve this level of
perfection again May 07, 2014
my best friend and I need these http://t.co/d0KOoX6yA1 May 07, 2014
accurate http://t.co/WlRxuxh8ni May 07, 2014
when people start getting close to ur friends http://t.co/O1u7LyS0Q0 May 07, 2014
double wcw http://t.co/zddzYxdD74 May 07, 2014
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins May 07, 2014
dont u hate when u leave the house confident and looking good but u dont see anyone hot the whole
day like what a waste May 07, 2014
Me http://t.co/jYndCPV5O1 May 07, 2014
To all 8th graders: if you think you're group will stay together through high school you are wrong May
07, 2014
Say something I'm giving up on school May 07, 2014
i dont wanna go to school i wanna go to concerts and date band members May 07, 2014
my sleep schedule is as fucked as my grades tbh May 07, 2014
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe May 07,
2014
Lets all take a moment to thank their parents http://t.co/bZJB9SVKri May 07, 2014
life goals http://t.co/yM16H3JM7g May 07, 2014
park like a douche senior prank http://t.co/jOYCZSIuY1 May 07, 2014
me when I listen to how me and my friends talk http://t.co/nSILZTcgBf May 07, 2014
Every teacher needs to read this http://t.co/F7aizKDtm1 May 07, 2014
me: ok ill study at 8:00 clock: 8:00 me: *pretends i didnt see* May 07, 2014
#10yearsafterfriends and still one of the saddest moments in TV history http://t.co/p7T6M40gRu May
07, 2014
10 years ago today http://t.co/8zfldRRlgn May 06, 2014
when my stomach growls in class.. http://t.co/dnuWEMzRmI May 06, 2014
am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.5 % of the time May 06, 2014
http://t.co/IXBoHWK4oN May 06, 2014
this is too great http://t.co/pXG3mSy2al May 06, 2014
do u think ur pets talk shit about u when ur not home May 06, 2014
"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look" step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products May 06,
2014
whats it called when you have friends but youre still lonely May 06, 2014
why periods? why can't mother nature just text me and be like "waddup girl. you ain't pregnant. have a
great week. talk to you next month" May 06, 2014
im the type of person who will miss you to death but wont do anything about it because i dont want to
seem like the desperate one May 06, 2014
i enjoy the simple things in life like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family
May 06, 2014
HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends May 06, 2014
relationship goals http://t.co/XFqmLpdg9K May 06, 2014
the piercing, the eyebrows, the eyes, the jaw line. are u the epitome of beauty
http://t.co/wCijGlA3x9 May 06, 2014
all I want http://t.co/WQQkElaJge May 06, 2014
if youre reading this i hope a really cute boy buys u some tacos real soon May 06, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: Love your curves and all your edges. All your perfect imperfections.
http://t.co/CVwzCfB1ff May 06, 2014
RT @FreddyAmazin: when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for it http://t.co/P8mzWru5Uo May 06,
2014
GOODBYE http://t.co/8zv23y8EKx May 06, 2014
basically http://t.co/zCXOkzBun1 May 06, 2014
don't u hate it when a guy is a 10 but his personality is a -10 yeah me too May 06, 2014
basically http://t.co/E7RKMfCjgm May 06, 2014
raise your hand if your gpa needs a prayer http://t.co/x6qirXTD2q May 05, 2014
cinco de i want to pass my exams May 05, 2014


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