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Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Lindsay Lohan / Slapped By:Harley at 20:20 Edit This
So I really don’t blog about Lindsay Lohan much anymore, that sex symbol turned lesbian
angle turned out to be a lot less salacious than it looked on paper, but every once and a while
she’ll walk outside with her nipples waving hello, and it makes me nostalgic for the train wreck
slut of yore.
It’s nice to know that while certain aspects of her life have changed, she still doesn’t own a bra
that she wouldn’t rather forget a home.
Anyway, the biggest change in Lindsay’s life is instead of trying to bang every man, woman, and
meth-head in sight, she’s now a one woman gal, shacked up with Samantha Ronson
exclusively. Here’s Lindsay and Sam yesterday going to Matsuhisa, a Beverly Hills sushi
restaurant, to celebrate Samantha’s birthday.
I think they look really cute together… provided you can overlook Ronson looking 31 going on
Keith Richards.
Pictures via here and here
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August 7, 2008
Miley Cyrus admits to Nick Jonas relationship, caught in lie
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 20:36 Edit This
So it turns out not only has Miley Cyrus finally come clean that she was dating Nick Jonas but
she was far sluttier than anyone imagined. In an exclusive interview with Seventeen Magazine,
Miley reveals that it was Jonas that pursued her and they were boyfriend-girlfriend from the day
they met.
Let me get this straight, Miley Cyrus goes around wearing a purity ring but couldn’t even hold
out on the first date? That’s the sluttiest virgin I’ve ever come across.
Anyway, here’s Miley describing the dynamics of the relationship, which she confirms finished
at the end of 2007:
“Nick and I loved each other… We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two
years he was basically my 24/7. But it was really hard to keep it from people. We were
arguing a lot, and it really wasn’t fun.”
She continues that she might end up marrying Nick, who at the moment is dating Selena Gomez
or might just end up best friends for life. It’s actually really sad but Miley blaming the break up
on the press being too hard to lie to makes it a little more difficult to feel sorry for her.
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August 6, 2008
Hermione Gone Wild! Emma Watson bikini pictures
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 18:16 Edit This
If you’ve ever wonder what Hermione was wearing underneath her Hogwarts robes - well it
looks like school is out for summer.
These Facebook photos of Emma Watson, show the Harry Potter in a tiny blue bikini on
vacation with boyfriend Jay Barrymore, a 27 year old he-who-can-not-be-named because no
one has ever heard of his Muggle ass before.
Anyway, these pictures were taken in Ibiza by Bee Shaffer, who worse than from Slytherin is
from the house of couture, as her mom is Anna Wintour, the Bellatrix like Vogue editor.
Her candids make Emma Watson and her Muggle look like they’re really in love, and while he
may not be much to look at, that’s nothing a little Polyjuice Potion can’t fix.
(BTW, you can still view Emma Watson’s polly juices in her see thru upskirt - here.)
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August 5, 2008
Ed Westwick caught making out with other guys
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 18:48 Edit This
If Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick seems a little too friendly with costar Chace Crawford, well the
two also happen to be off screen roommates, sharing a Chelsea Manhattan apartment together.
And if that doesn’t draw a clear enough picture for you, here’s recently discovered Photobucket
pictures of Westwick making out with Jimmy Wright:
Wright is in the guitarist for The Filthy Young, the Indy band that Ed Westwick is the lead
vocalist for. Here we see Wright checking the status of his lead singer’s vocal cords… with his
tongue.
And here’s Westwick making Zoolander face after the fact. Nothing says heterosexuality like
Zoolander face.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying Ed Westwick is a gay, I’m not trying to label him like that.
I’m just saying Westwick is the type of guy when he gets really drunk likes kissing other guys
and buying apartments with them the next morning.
Now what’s gay about that?
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August 4, 2008
Miley Cyrus leaked booty shorts panties pictures
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 11:57 Edit This
So officially Miley Cyrus’ cell phone got hacked once and these pictures were taken like a year
ago.
Unofficially, a new set from those stolen pictures seems to come out every two weeks, and with
Miley having just announced that the upcoming season of Hannah Montana is going to be the
last (putting daddy out of work BTW), Miley continues to “leak” new sexy photos, trying to
cultivate a more adult image.
Don’t believe me? Well even if you concede that the cell phone pics might have been leaked
without her permission, look at the slutty outfit Miley was wearing at the Teen Choice Awards
last night. Her Gynecologist hasn’t even seen that far up her skirt.
I just don’t get how Miley Cyrus was so apologetic about a Vanity Fair where she showed a
little bare shoulder when every other day she either through a leaked picture or in a performance
she shows ten times as much skin as that.
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More Miley Cyrus leaked photos:
Miley Cyrus leaked photos: Hanna Lez-tana?
Miley Cyrus: I love where this is going
Miley Cyrus lesbian and ex boyfriend pictures
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August 3, 2008
Audrina Patridge & Heidi Montag: the new Hills power couple?
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 19:35 Edit This
Is the enemy of my enemy my friend? And more importantly, when your sitting next to Spencer
Pratt, can you see the actual residue of slime after he gets up from his chair?
Those are the key questions after Pratt, Audrina Patridge, and Heidi Montag where spotted
having an hour plus friendly sit down at the premiere party for the new Tony Hawk T-Mobile
Sidekick.
Which is kind of ironic because at different times both girls have been the Lauren Conrad
Sidekick, only to be spurned when they became famous on their own… most recently Audrina
after her leaked Playboy type pics made her a paparazzi cheese cake favorite.
Anyway, with the upcoming season 4 of The Hills rumored to be the last, I thought the newly
friendly trio might be the idea nucleus for a spinoff. I even thought up a name for it - “Four Fake
Breasts and One Real Douche“.
UPDATE: Photographic proof that Audrina and Heidi have grown into frenemies.
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August 2, 2008
PROOF Miley Cyrus was dating Nick Jonas!
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 21:00 Edit This
So obviously Miley Cyrus dating Nick Jonas is old news, they broke up last December, but for
some reason Miley was in denial about them ever dating and made this insane statement:
“No one knows we were ever together, so how could we break up if we were never
together… No one has proof… We aren’t broken up and we’re not together.”
It’s almost like Miley was daring someone to call bullshit on her, and it turns out it was really
easy. If you look at the shirt Miley is wearing from this hacked cell phone picture which was
allegedly sent to Nick Jonas, she’s wearing the exact same shirt as him!
My only question is if next week Selena Gomez shows up wearing that same shirt, does she
deny she’s dating Nick… or Miley?
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August 1, 2008
Where did the Jessica Origliasso naked picture come from?
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 19:31 Edit This
Are you a pop star but no one in on that little secret but you? Just leak a naked photograph of
yourself.
At least that seems to be what Jessica Origliasso of the Australian pop group The Veronicas
did. Despite no one even being able to tell her and her twin sister Lisa apart, everyone seems to
be convinced that the picture above is of Jesse, even though other then the picture originating
online through the photo service Flynetonline, no one knows the slightest thing about it.
Like even if the picture is a fake, as Origliasso’s publicist claims, why is it that the rest of the
pictures in the set, which no one is disputing is Jesse, no one has a clue where they came from?
What the hell is going on here?
UPDATE: The pictures were taken 3 years ago by an ex lover, who just sold them to two
Australian magazines. Following standard celebrity protocol, after first denying the pictures were
really her, Origliasso’s record label is now threatening to sue the ex.
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So it’s been a painfully slow news day everywhere that is except for Israel, where their Prime
Minister Ehud Olmert resigned today for no apparently reason. Israeli governments have a higher
turnover rate than French Fry cooker station at a McDonald’s but whatever… this is Celeb Slap
not Politician Slap.
Anyway, now that there’s the job opening, Israelis could do worse than considering the Israeil
born Bar Rafaeli, shown here vacationing in St. Tropez.
Yeah I know at age 23 she’s a little young, and the government would have to adjust their
military budget just to afford her appearance fee but look what they’d be getting: the first female
Prime Minister ever and yes I’m including Golda Mier.
The Middle East Peace Crisis would be solved in five minutes, seriously do you think there’s a
single Arab leader who would have a problem negotiating with the Israeli Prime Minister if this
is what an Israeli Prime Minister looked like? The talking points would quickly shift from how to
divide Jerusalem to if they throw in half of Saudi Arabia, would Rafaeli consider spending a
week on their private yacht.
(And if that didn’t work, Bar could always open her supermodel Rolodex and appoint Naomi
Campbell as her new Minister of Defense. The Israeli military is one thing, but Palestinians do
not want to mess with a PMS-ing model with a receding hair line. Trust me.)
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But maybe the eye shadow is deceptive… you never know, maybe the kid’s just emo.
(After all, if I were gay my parents could deal, but emo? Nobody likes a whiny emo kid.
Nobody.)
Via Cell Freak
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As a general rule the ecstasy and the agony of th McDonald’s dining experience is it’s mind
numbingly monotonous, but apparently not so in Malibu, where celebrities like Kim
Kardashian and Lauren Conrad can be seen in bikinis munching on Big Macs.
Actually, these pictures are from a beach house event commemorating the 40th anniversary of
the Big Mac, which I wouldn’t even be covering it if Kim Kardashian could go five minutes
without looking like a Fly Girl with the fly unzipped.
What is that outfit? Bikini top, overalls, and short shorts with a soccer mom waistline - all
delivered in a UPS color scheme. Way more Return to Sender than the total package IMO.
Anyway, Kimmy K really did dig into the Big Macs. The wide framed model was probably the
only celebrity who wanted it to go straight to her thighs.
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So what do you think, does Miley look more into the guy or the girl?
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So I’ve seen so much speculation lately about if Selena Gomez is the next Miley Cyrus, that I
thought it would be kind of funny to figure out who the next Selena Gomez will be… you know
the next 14 or 15 year old kid people are inevitably going to compare to Miley Cyrus.
Anyway, my vote is cast for the 16-year-old Brit Georgia Groom. You haven’t heard of her
before but she’s starring in the upcoming “Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging” which is
being billed as the teenage Bridget Jones. At the very least her British accent is more convincing
than Lindsay Lohan in Parent Trap.
You can check out the trailer for yourself here.
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So I was watching a Conan O’Brien rerun last night when Patricia Heaton started telling this
story about how she had done this lingerie photo shoot as a favor to her makeup artist and a
photographer. The pics were just supposed to be for their portfolio but someone hacked the
computer and posted them on the internet.
Patricia was shocked when a fan came up to her and asked her to sign one of the pictures!
At least that’s version Heaton’s been telling, and maybe I’d believe it was coming from the
month of a 20-year-old, but the way I figure if your 50 and still look that good, the person most
interested in having those photos leaked… is Patricia Heaton.
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July 22, 2008
Meet Christian Bale’s family (before he kills them)
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 10:37 Edit This
If Christian Bale wanted to featured on Celeb Slap, well he sure was being literal.
The grim actor was just arrested in jolly old England after the London premiere of “The Dark
Knight” for assaulting his mum and sister before the premiere. Whether it was for physical
assault, or if for verbal assault as TMZ is now hypothesizing is unclear, but it seems likely Bale
at the least made threats threatening bodily harm to mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, age 40.
Anyway, since the details of the case are still kind of murky I thought it would be interesting to
take a closer look at Christian Bale’s origin story. Apparently, growing up he split his time
between California and England; his dad was a commercial pilot, and the mom in question was a
circus performer.
Sister Sharon went on to work in computers but Christian has three sisters, so don’t know which
one is in the family portrait. Also don’t know why the other two sisters missing, maybe he
already killed them.
I’m not saying Christian Bale has unresolved anger issues, but the police might want to reopen
the investigation into Health Ledger’s death. Maybe Batman just wants you to think it was an
overdoes.
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So while early hype on the big Beverly Hills 90210 reboot focuses on Jennie Garth and
Shannon Doherty returning, trust me once this show actually makes it to air, the only person
anyone’s going to be talking about is AnnaLynne McCord.
How do I know? Well the 21-year-old actress has said she’s basically going to be playing a PG
version of her character from Nip/Tuck, which if you’ve seen her smoldering performance as
Eden Lord, you’ll know it will still end up bring R rated by network TV standards.
Nip/Tuck essentially became the AnnLynne McCord naked show, as her Eden was a bad girl that
was an equal opportunity seductress. She started last season (passing herself off as) an innocent
school girl and by the end of the season was doing straight up lesbian porn.
As for AnnaLynne McCord’s personal life, I couldn’t find a lick of gossip about her anywhere…
…I guess meaning that she’s so busy having sex on screen, she just doesn’t have enough time to
hook up in real life.
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The odds of this story panning out are pretty unlikely, but…
Celeb photo service x17 is reporting that some guy claiming to know Madonna through
Kabbalah classes is shopping around a sex tape of Alex Rodriguez with the Material Girl.
Apparently a few months ago he offered up his apartment to the adulterous couple, while
unbeknown to them left a hidden camera focused on the couch.
Nothing about this story sounds likely to be true, from the duo trusting their affair with a near
stranger to the fact I really doubt Madge ever let Alex in her vadge in the first place. But x17
claims the British rag The Daily Mirror has offered this guy $2 million for the sex tape, and
they must be paying for something.
Anyway, I couldn’t care less either way, I just think it’s funny how x17 plasters their logo all
over the accompanying photo, as though showing Madonna and A Rod nowhere near each other
is some sort of world exclusive they want credit for.
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July 18, 2008
Miley Cyrus still a virgin, getting conceded about it
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 18:05 Edit This
So Miley Cyrus has been making the rounds the last couple of days, the media rounds - get your
mind out of the gutter, and she wants you to know that not only is that indeed a promise ring
she’s wearing, but she’s still a virgin and will remain one until there’s a second ring on that
finger.
Here’s what she had to say to TV Guide:
“I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand.
Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall, and I think if (abstaining) is a commitment
girls make, that’s great.”
Girls her age are starting to fall? How the hell does Miley think women get pregnant, by being
too klutzy?
And if she wants to keep her legs crossed until marrying your daddy is legal that’s fine but she
should curb the ‘tude because these pop stars who wait and think they’re too good for everyone
inevitably end up settling and by settling I mean Kevin Federline level settling.
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So does she have the prettiest pussy in all of New York as her reputation alleges? Well it’s nice,
but for the record I think this footage was shot in Florida.
(to see the Ashley Dupré sex tape preview video, point your browsers to
http://trashleydupre.com/trailer.html)
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So Ashley Tisdale has played so many high school roles for so long, that she doesn’t seem to
remember that she’s actually 23 and that hanging out with 15-year-olds like Miley Cyrus is
seriously weird. Okay, maybe not Mary-Kate Olsen making out with a 63-year-old Ben Kingsley
weird… but still.
Further complicating things, the duo were joined on the Beverly Hills shopping expedition by
Ashley’s mother Lisa.
Ashley, you’re 23-years-old - you do not need your play dates supervised! Why is it that Ashley
can lose her nose, but she can’t lose the parental?
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