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The Women

The Women

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The Woman
The Woman
When God created woman he was working
When God created woman he was working
late on the 6th day
late on the 6th day
An angel came by and said: \u201cWhy spend so
An angel came by and said: \u201cWhy spend so
much time on that one?\u201d
much time on that one?\u201d
And the Lord answered:
And the Lord answered:
\u201cHave you seen all the specifications I
\u201cHave you seen all the specifications I
have to meet to shape her ?"
have to meet to shape her ?"
\u201c
\u201cShe must be washable, but not made of
She must be washable, but not made of
plastic, have more than 200 moving
plastic, have more than 200 moving
parts which all must be replaceable
parts which all must be replaceable
and she must function on all kinds of
and she must function on all kinds of
food, she must be able to embrace
food, she must be able to embrace
several kids at the same time, give a
several kids at the same time, give a
hug that can heal anything from a
hug that can heal anything from a
bruised knee to a broken heart and she
bruised knee to a broken heart and she
must do all this with only two hands\u201d.
must do all this with only two hands\u201d.
The angel was impressed.
\u201c
\u201cJust two hands....impossible!\u201c
Just two hands....impossible!\u201c
And this is the standard model?!
And this is the standard model?!
\u201c
\u201cToo much work for one day....wait until
Too much work for one day....wait until
tomorrow and then complete her\u201c.
tomorrow and then complete her\u201c.

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