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OCTOBER 2007 
Cover Stories
 
How fast is a single blink? Is it fasterthan a sneeze? Both can justifiablyclaim impressive speeds, but neithercan match the velocity of time fromOctober 1st to October 31st… justwhere has it gone? Was the sand inOctober’s hourglass finer than usualor did some scallywag make the holeslightly larger? It is equally stunningto know that we reclaimed an hourwhen the clocks went back last week,so what happened?
Don’t look to us for any answers be-cause we only have questions, butmaybe some of our dedicated team of contributors can provide some com-fort. Once again we have successfullynotched up another month of 120 sub-missions, which is a number that never fails to impress us here at Ovi. Unfortu-nately we can only have one cover storya day and that means that there wereonly 31 possibilities this month, yet weachieved a new record with 16 different people being rewarded with a cover.Jack Wellman was one of six contribu-tors that received two covers this month,with his article on Thucydides and thefirst of his three-part Native AmericanIndian Policy series. Jan Sand discussedthe intriguing subject of static versusdynamic before completing his bracewith a Halloween-esque poem “Werf”.Alexandra Pereira bravely tackled twoemotional topics this month, the firstexamined family bullies and the secondhighlighted the work of Bruno Buendiawho fights against poverty in Peru.Emanuel L. Paparella contributed anumber of essays this month, but it wasthe first parts of “Europa Quo Vadis?”and “Two Forgotten Communities of the EU Cultural Identity” that receivedcovers – the complete essays appear within the PDF magazine. On October 23rd Ovi had its first theme day withfour articles about Computers and thecover promoted Christopher Wilkin-son’s “Security Update” piece, whileone week later Christopher collected asecond cover with his “A bad dream” piece.Eight others chalked up one cover each,although some did appear on the forn page more than once throughout Oc-tober. Tony Butcher’s “Burning rub- ber” was about the Northern Rock loancrisis, not F1, while Akli Hadid askeddisgraced athlete Marion Jones to giveup her medals. Sofia Gkiousou wroteher ninth letter from London and talkedabout the joys of statistically inducedhysteria. World Food Day was observed by Rene Wadlow, Clint Wayne wasfound wandering down Memory Lanewith his celebratory article for Sir Bob- by Charlton’s 70h birthday and Abdul-hadi Hairan posed the question: What isyour standard for an educated person?Robert Spalding joined the Ovi teamwith an opening fiction submission andif you have not yet read “12 – 17” thenwe strongly recommend you locate itwithin the PDF and correct this over-sight. As always, Ovi does not merelyoffer our readers the written word, wewere proud to present “Angels in Ka-llio” by Maippi Tapanainen and twonew exhibitions by Linda Lane.As for the Ovi editors, well Asa held thedoor open for Thanos’ five cover stories,which primarily dealt with some hard-hitting ladies: Raisa Gorbachev, HillaryClinton, Benazir Bhutto and Condoleez-za Rice. Asa took it easy this monthwith an iBite, an analysis of media inthe movies, Bob Geldof’s thoughts onthe economics of poverty and a reviewof Alfred Hitchcock’s Rebecca for JoanFontaine’s 90th birthday.So that was October faster than the blink of an eye. I’ll definitely be keeping aneye on November because a watchedmonth never passes, or is that a watchedkettle never boils…
the e-magazine1st October 2007
We cover every issue
 And that was October…
jan sandSofia GkiousouEmanuel L.Paparella Clint WayneLinda Lane
 
jack wellman Alexandra Pereira  Akli Hadid MaippiTapanainenChristopher WilkinsonrOBERTSPALDINGRene Wadlow  AbdulhadiHairanTONY BUTCHER
 
the e-magazine2nd October 2007
 BBC Worldwide, the commercial arm of the BBC, has bought thetravel guide publisher, Lonely Planet. Lonely Planet, founded by husband and wife team Tonyand Maureen Wheeler in 1972, publishes around 500 titles that are widely used by backpack-ers.
Perhaps BB Worldwide couldpump some of its revenueback to the BBC and elimi-nate the need for a TV licencefee.
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 Radiohead fans will be able tochoose how much to pay for the band’s next album, In
Rain- bows
 , which is available for download on 10 October. In- stead of listing a price for themusic, the group’s website sim- ply states “it’s up to you” - and then adds: “No really, it’s up to you.”
I think the record company just got
The Bends
.
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 A daily dose of specially-for-mulated dark chocolate mayhelp cut chronic fatigue syn-drome symptoms. Patients in a pilot study found they had less fatigue when eating dark choc-olate with a high cocoa content than with white chocolate dyed brown.
Aha! That explains why aMars a day helps you work,rest and play.
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 Adobe has joined a growing list of firms offering web-based alternatives to conventional office programs. The softwaredeveloper has acquired the on-line word processor Buzzword,which allows users to createand share text documents onthe web.
GoogleFight: Adobe vs. Mi-crosoft… Winner is: Micro-soft.
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 Actress Pamela Anderson is set to marry Rick Salomon, the former boyfriend of celebrityheiress Paris Hilton. The cou- ple have been granted a wed-ding licence in Las Vegas, ena-bling them to marry at any timeover the next year, officials inClark County confirmed.
Tears of laughter have left medehydrated… Actress, ha ha-hahaha!
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 Former South African president  Nelson Mandela has announced an international concert to beheld for World Aids Day in Jo-hannesburg on 1 December.
It is believed Nelson will bereleasing an album just intime for Christmas.
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 Actress Lois Maxwell, who starred as Miss Moneypennyin a string of James Bond mov-ies, has died aged 80. Maxwell  starred alongside Sir SeanConnery in Bond’s first movieouting,
Dr No
 , in 1962.
You’ll live on in the hearts of Bond fans everywhere.
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 Actor Kiefer Sutherland could  go to jail if convicted of thetwo drink-driving offences hewas formally charged with on Friday. The charges were for driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol level over the legal limit.
Previously on 24, I have noidea… man, I was wasted.Tick. Tick. Tick.
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The environmental charityWWF has said it will take at least two decades for foreststo grow back in the areas of Greece destroyed by the recent  fires. Several rare animal spe-cies, including turtles, lizardsand the golden jackal, werealso affected, but it is too earlyto assess the damage, the WWF  said.
No word yet on how long itwill take Greek islands torecover from the millions of holidaying Brits this summer.
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Toddlers who watch too muchtelevision are more likely to suffer later behavioural prob-lems - but the damage can bereversed, say researchers. The Johns Hopkins University ex- perts found that under-fiveswho watched over two hours aday increased their risk.
Reversed? You mean they hitthe rewind button?
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The Cyclops had one eye. Theunicycle has one wheel. There’sone Sun in our Solar System.“From Me to You” was The Beatles first UK number one.
There’s also only one Ovi
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