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BEAUTIFUL YOU (excerpt)

BEAUTIFUL YOU (excerpt)

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Published by Doubleday
"A billion husbands are about to be replaced."

From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more . . . Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka "Climax-Well," a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan's most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What's not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell's plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how?
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"A billion husbands are about to be replaced."

From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more . . . Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka "Climax-Well," a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan's most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What's not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell's plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how?
Get Your Copy:
Amazon: http://smarturl.it/BUExcerptAmazon
Barnes & Noble: http://smarturl.it/BUExcerptBN
Indiebound: http://smarturl.it/BUExcerptIndie
iTunes: http://smarturl.it/BUExcerptiTunes
Powells: http://smarturl.it/BUExcerptPowells

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Published by: Doubleday on Aug 05, 2014
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Cornelius Linus Maxwell. C. Linus Maxwell. Due to his repu-tation as a playboy the tabloid press often called him “Climax- Well.” The world’s richest megabillionaire.Those same tabloids had dubbed her “the Nerd’s Cinderella.” Penny Harrigan and Corny Maxwell. They’d met a year before. That all seemed like a lifetime ago. A different world entirely.A better world.Never in human history had there been a better time to be a  woman. Penny knew that.Growing up, she repeated the fact like a mantra:
 Never in  human history has there been a better time to be a woman.
Her world had been perfect, more or less. She’d recently  graduated law school in the top third of her class, but failed the bar exam twice. Twice! It wasn’t self- doubt, not really, but an idea had begun to haunt her. It bothered Penny that, due

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