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I have got an absolutely atrocious memory. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that my brain isincapable of storing information altogether. I currently have a huge archive of 80’s popsong lyrics rattling round in the dark recesses of my brain, which can be recalled at amoment’s notice. The real problems start to occur with short-term instructions.Sometimes my wife will ask me to do something just as I’m heading out the door.Knowing how appalling my memory is I sometimes try to chant on my way to the car,‘Must remember . . . must remember . . .’ Even this often fails and by the time I’m twominutes down the road it’s as if the instruction never existed.On the one hand (if you’ve never asked me to remember something) it’s quite a laugh,a bit of a joke: Lee, the bloke with a sieve for a brain. On the other hand (if you’ve everrelied on me to remember something) it’s not quite so humorous. (Right now all myfriends reading this will be shaking their heads vigorously – no, it’s not funny.)This year I forgot my wedding anniversary. Well, that’s not strictly true, so before youget too carried away gasping in horror, allow me to explain. Lyds and I have got into thehabit of buying one another a small gift and a card. As I stepped out of the shower on themorning of this our seventh anniversary (did somebody say something about an itch?) Isuddenly remembered something I had forgotten – no card, no present, no time to doanything but confess. Fortunately Lyds is a very, very wonderful person (I hope you’rereading this, babe – I continue to grovel apologetically) and she didn’t hold it against me.So if anyone knows of a cure for a bad memory please do write in. My wife would loveto hear from you!All this by way of a tenuous link to the fact that this is an anniversary issue of
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Magazine Aims:
To provide relevant material to help you with day-to-day living. To encourage you to stop and thinkabout a few things that perhaps you haven’t given much thought to before. To make you smile.
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LIFE snippets
Trivia and stories about the world we livein and the people we share it with.
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Setting positive goals
Don’t punish yourself! Get motivated and just do what you want to do for you!
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Dinner party panic
Fretting about friends (or worse, thein-laws) coming to tea? – don’t panic.
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Computers –
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Are the beastly machines male or female?
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It’s all in the stuffin’!
No, this isn’t a recipe for your Christmasturkey dinner, it’s a recipe for happyliving, courtesy of A. A. Milne.
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Eating disorders
Help for folk with food problems.
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More exam answers
Another selection of genuine (allegedly)exam answers from GCSE students.
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Bono:an unlikely hero
In the name of love . . . ?
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What’s it like ...to be deaf?
We put the question to Joanne Selby.
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Taming the messy monster
Do you have mucky gremlins wanderinground your home? Here are some tipson dealing with the problem.
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Can you thank your luckystars?
Er . . . probably not.
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If I were God for a day ...
We asked you what you’d do. Youreplied.
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‘Oh my God!’
Did I really say that out loud?
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Loneliness
Combating those solitary blues.
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Death – it’s coming
Not one to read just before you go tobed.
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Shock & Bleeding
Not as gory as it sounds. It is in factmore step-by-step First Aid help.
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Do you love or hateChristmas?
Whether it’s on its way or on its way outwe look at the love/hate relationship weBrits have with the festive season.
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Pester power
Are you besieged by little tykes tugging atyour sleeve saying, ‘Daaaaaaaaaad?’
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Money & kids
You can teach your children the realvalue of money. Who knows, you mightlearn a thing or two yourself.
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Dark glasses
What sort of shades are you hidingbehind?
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Sick behaviour
Ultimately, who will get the sympathyvote, the men or the women?
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