In Praise of Polygamy

By Elton Camp
Its not in the basic nature of a male
To limit himself to only one female
If, to be friendly, she doesnt care
Its a good idea if he has a spare
An idea that men like even more
Is if he has on hand three or four
One wife can be doing the cooking
While another is getting good looking
An outside job each wife can hold
and over her salary as shes told
!ultiple wives will do everything
To ensure hubby lives like a king
"uilt#in competition is really good
To make a wife do as she should
$olygamy can be a positive delight
%o wrong for law to say it isnt right
%ince gay marriage states now approve
To legali&e polygamy it would behoove
What could be better than this!