Wind up - This has a couple of meanings.

If something you do is a "wind up" it means you are making fun

of someone. However it you are "wound up" it means you are annoyed
Wanker - This is a derogatory term used to describe someone who is a bit of a jerk. It actually means
someone who masturbates and also has a hand signal that can be done with one hand at people that
cannot see you shouting "wanker" at them. This is particularly useful when driving.
Twit - You twit! Not so rude as calling someone an idiot but it amounts to the same thing.