Santa - The White Paper

Santa: The White Report1

SANTA: THE WHITEPAPER

In association with The Spinning Wheel

By Professor Hal Clarkson-Brookes, Robert F.Bisson and Steely Edwards2009

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Preface

Santa: The White Paper is the product of an independent commission by The Spinning Wheelon behalf of the government of the United Kingdom. The Spinning Wheel Research Instituteis a Quaker foundation operating on a non-for-profit basis. In this case, we are thankful forthe UK's government's generous aid of a research bursary of £14.04.In compiling this report, we have had access to the records of seventeen NGOs, governmentand military intelligence from Russia, Australia, Great Britain, Ireland and special expertsfrom Czechoslovakia. Resistance was encountered in pursuing enquiries in Israel, East Timorand Canada.We are extremely thankful for the contributions made by elf survivors who have comeforward and campaign groups and researchers who have lobbied for their findings to be takenseriously. Given the subject matter, obviously some readers may find parts of this reportdisturbing. Also investigative journalist for Ulster Television, Julian Simmons, for hissterling work on the matter.Although we have tried to refer to Santa in the first person, the abundance of aliases in usehas made this difficult. In most cases we have referred to Him as Claus or Nicholas, ratherthan confuse with contextual identifiers. (eg. Reyes Magos in Occult referencing) Knownaliases include but are not limited to Joulupukki, Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, KrisKringle, Sinterklass and Nikolai Fries. Noels Baba, Christmas Man, Reyes Magos, ReisMagi, Grandfather Frost and Old Man Frost. Intelligence has confirmed that passports haveexisted for all these identities at one time or another. He has also held identity documentationas Christmas Pop, Chimney John, Child Jesus and Howard Marks.The following report is broken down into five parts. Part I looks at the global reach of Hisoperations. Expansion of Claus iconography is examined through marketing, propaganda andhistorical image transformation. The report also deals with the environmental movement bothas a political tool and contentious victim.In Part II, we examine attempts to deconstruct the horrifying trends of spiritual and physicalchild abuse by the Claus Cartel. In Part III, we look at Nikolai Claus' criminal history overthe last century including links with organised white slavery, mafioso and narcoticdistribution. His collusion with intelligence agencies and international illegal wars over thelast 100 years are also examined.Part IV returns us to the theme of exploitation of the vulnerable. Here, we are indebted tothose studying this at a grassroots level. In exploring the elves narrative we study industrialrights abuses and detail the disclosures that led to this report. In Part V, we expand on ourprofiling of Santa's crime network through data supplied by recent military intelligencestrikes on the Lapland Fortress. Finally in our conclusion comma we lay out therecommendations from our assembled evidences.This report is intended for Magenta Level cleared personnel only. Professor Hal Clarkson-Brookes, Steely Edwards and Robert F. Bisson assert their rights to be identified asresearchers and authors of this work. We are thankful for those who have provided vitalresearch publications to assist us in this task.

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Contents

Section I: Marketing and Propaganda 4Section II: Paedophile Rings, Child Labour and the Occult 8Section III: Links with organised war crimes and Intelligence 11Section IV:: Breaking Labour Laws - The Elves Narrative 16Section V: Profile of Santa's Cartel 18Conclusions 21Bibliography 22