to college students who were having trouble. Sometimes, however, we were quite anuisance. Once I was ejected from the Artificial Intelligence Laboratory by noneother than Richard Greenblatt, the very famous hacker who had written the MacHackprogram with which the PDP-6 had won its chess trophies. He threw me out because Iwas monopolizing the one terminal that produced letter-quality copy. (I was usingthe computer as a word processor to write customized form letters to variouscomputer manufacturers, asking them to send me computer manuals.) I deserved to betossed out and gave him no argument. But when you're hooked, you're hooked, and Iwas undaunted; within a week or two I was back again.Eventually I got a part-time job as a programmer at MIT's Project MAC computerlaboratory. There I became a full-fledged member of the hacker community, andultimately an MIT graduate student.I was never a lone hacker, but one of many. Despite stories you may have readabout anti-social nerds glued permanently to display screens, totally addicted tothe computer, hackers have (human) friends too. Through timesharing (where manypeople use one computer) and networking (where many computers are connectedtogether), the computer makes possible a new form of human communication, betterthan the telephone and the postal system put together. You can send a message byelectronic mail and get a reply within two minutes, or you can just link twoterminals together and have a conversation. This sort of thing used to be a near-exclusive province of hackers, but is nowadays quite commonplace throughcommercial services such as Compuserve and GEnie.Speaking of nerds: a hacker doesn't have to be a nerd (but it helps). Moreimportant, it is certainly not true that all nerds are hackers! Too many nerds arejust nerds. But I must mention one more story from my days at MIT. When the famousNational Lampoon "Are You a Nerd?" poster first came out in the mid-1970s, asecretary at MIT bought a copy to post outside her office door so everyone at thelaboratory could enjoy the joke (which we did, immensely). As she was taping itup, I happened to be leaving for dinner, briefcase in hand. I glanced at theposter, then put on my glasses (heavy black frames -- I still wear them), hiked upmy polyester slacks an extra half-inch, and assumed The Pose (booger and all). Imatched about 80% of the itemized points: button-down shirt with loose collar, sixpens in my shirt pocket, same haircut -- too bad I had left my slide rule at home.The poor secretary turned beet-red and protested, "N-no! I didn't mean you!" Ijust chuckled and told her that the poster artist had obviously done a remarkablygood job. (Being a nerd isn't all bad -- sometimes it can turn a girl's head.Once, when I was fifteen, I was strolling across Copley Square in downtown Bostonand passed three bubblegum teenyboppers. I just barely caught one of themexclaiming to her friends, "Wow! Did you see all those pens?")Perhaps one reason for the nerd-hacker connection is that the truly dedicatedhacker does little else but eat, sleep, and hack. Hackers often work strange hoursthat put them out of synch with normal humanity. Some hackers just get up atdinnertime and go to bed after breakfast, or perhaps get up at noon and sack outat 4 A.M. (See the terms @es{phase} and @es{night mode} for more information onhackers' sleeping schedules.) Before computers were inexpensive enough to be`personal', they had to be shared, either by taking turns or by what is calledtimesharing (where the computer is programmed to take turns at split-secondspeeds). Either way, there was heavier demand for the computer during the day thanat night, because non-hacker users tended to work during the day. Hackers oftentherefore worked late into the evening or night, when the other computer usersweren't competing for cycles. It's more fun, after all, to use the computer whenit's responding at split-second speeds.Now that personal computers and individual workstations are ubiquitous, there is
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