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23 Apples of Eris Introduction
Well, here it is - the closest thing youre going to get to the real Principia Discordiawithout actually going out and stealing a copy... and its totally free of charge (so just pre-tend you stole it, we wont tell)!We scanned every page of the Loompanics Edition of the Principia Discordia and yanked out everything we could not reproduce with text in PageMaker. I swear, this filecouldnt be much smaller than it is right now and still cover the entire Principia.We got into an argument among ourselves as to whether or not to include the SteveJackson Games editions pages at the end of this document, and after much biting andspitting, we decided to. It makes the file bigger and were not exactly fans of Steve Jack-son (who steals Discordian imagery, like any good Discordian would, but then turns aroundand copyrights them), but we figured some of you might want to see those additional pagesenough to go out and purchase a copy, and wed rather give it to you. If you want us toillegally reproduce anything else they do, let us know and we will attempt to procure andreproduce.Anyway, other than those pages, everything else has been yanked out of theLoompanics edition of the Principia, and everything is as close to the original as we couldmake it, spelling errors and all. When we couldnt find a font that was in the original, wechose the next closest thing or used the image instead.Its doggedly unneccessary for us to go into why we did it and so forth and so on. If you went through the trouble of downloading this, you already know why - a labor of love andall that shit. Prince Mu-Chao and Happy Fun Ball deserve all the credit; everyone else justwatched them and giggled, sometimes choking on the bong water. Especially when Prince Mu-Chao realized that Happy Fun Ball had spent two hours scanning the pages that he hadalready scanned. They reminded us of root beer. I dont remember why at this time, but Imsure... anyway, I digress. Im running out of space.Please excuse the shamefully blatent advertisements at the bottom of the page. Wepromise, this is the only page well clutter with them, so our suggestion is to just throw thispage out entirely.So, without further ado, just skip over the aforementioned shamefully blatentadvertisements at the bottom of this page and go on to Mr. Wilsons Introduction. Its muchmore interesting than ours is, I assure you.
 
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- Rev. MarshMellow Fluff 
P.S. - If you wanna actually buy a printed copy of this (for some reason) buy it off of Loompanics, notSteve Jackson. Write or call them for a catalog (may write back asking for $5 or something, their 200+page catalog is definitely worth it, though):
1-800-380-2230LOOMPANICS UNLIMITEDPO BOX 1197Port Townsend, WA 98368Not sure if they ship outside of the US or not...
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INTRODUCTION
You hold in your hands one of the Great Books of our century fnord.Some Great Books are recognized at once with a fusillade of criticalhuzzahs and gonfolons, like Joyce’s
Ulysses 
. Others appear almost furtivelyand are only discovered 50 years later, like
Moby Dick 
or Mendel’s great es-say on genetics. The
Principia Discordia 
entered our space-time continuumalmost as unobtrusively as a cat-burglar creeping over a windowsill.In 1968, virtually nobody had heard of this wonderful book. In 1970,hundreds of people from coast to coast were talking about it and asking theidentity of the mysterious author, Malaclypse the Younger. Rumors sweptacross the continent, from New York to Los Angeles, from Seattle to St. Joe.Malaclypse was actually Alan Watts, one heard. No, said another legend – the
Principia 
was actually the work of the Sufi Order. A third, very intriguingmyth held that Malaclypse was a pen-name for Richard M. Nixon, who hadallegedly composed the
Principia 
during a few moments of lucidity. I enjoyedeach of these yarns and did my part to help spread them. I was also carefulnever to contradict the occasional rumors that I had actually written the wholething myself during an acid trip.The legendry, the mystery, the cult grew very slowly. By the mid-1970’s,thousands of people, some as far off as Hong Kong and Australia, were talk-ing about the
Principia 
, and since the original was out of print by then, xeroxcopies were beginning to circulate here and there.When the
Illuminatus 
trilogy appeared in 1975, my co-author, Bob Shea,and I both received hundreds of
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