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Dear Friends,Well, I just adore one-liners…. They put forward a great thought succinctly. Here is a collection Ihave put together over the years. Some of them will make you smile, some will make you frown,and some will make you think…. But, all the while, you can be assured of having a good time!!Wish You Happy Reading.Yours,Gautam.*******
 
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*******"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."--Albert Einstein(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer ?(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza......File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N).sdrawkcab dootsrednu tub sdrawrof devil si efiL / is the root of all UNIX.43% of all statistics are worthless.5 exclamation marks is a sign of an insane mind!!!!!!!7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their housegoodbye when they leave the wife.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.A big enough hammer fixes anything.A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Bert Leston Taylor A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.A bus-station is where a bus stops. A train-station is where a train stops. On my desk, Ihave a work-station....A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. (African proverb)A camel is a horse designed by a committee.A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protectthem from each other.
 
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A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A child's greatest period of growth is the soon after you've purchased new school uniforms.A child's mind is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, and fool at the other.A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has.A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decidethat nothing can be done.A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.A crisis is when you can't say: "let's forget the whole thing".A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs.A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.A diet is a selection of food that makes other people to lose weight.A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog who is hunting does not notice them.A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. (Harvey Mackay)A drop of ink may make a million think.A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.A friend in need is a pest indeed.A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. (Abraham Lincoln)A friend to all is a friend to none.A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
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v3nic3

nice collection :)

reply02 / 14 / 2010
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