Josef Assad - The Banjo Players Must Die

 
 
 
 
 
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A few centuries into the future, not much has changed about the basic characteristic of civilization, which is incompetence and boorishness. Wishing to end the world, the angels are left to their own devices by a God more concerned with new ptototypes of bigger boobs for the next universe. Ramses, obsessed with hamster love, is selected to be the prophet of doom in a travesty of a selection process and leads humanity after much travail to Heaven. Which, as matters turn out, has been somewhat overrated. And the mysterious intergalactic race of banjo players flees on.

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To the commenter named "tricked on reddit": Thanks for the feedback. Sorry you didn't like it; I'm glad you didn't have to pay anything only to find it wasn't something you liked. There's a "Delete" link beside your comments (must be because they are comments on a document on scribd I own), but I think it's healthier to keep your comments; not everyone's going to like this novel, and your comments help to reinforce that. If you want to help out, here's my suggestion: apart from slagging me and the novel off, how about posting reading recommendations for other novels or books which you think are vastly superior? That way, anyone who happens across this page will at least have your suggestions if they end up sharing your opinion of my writing. JA

12 / 03 / 2007
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