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Pages: 182 43
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A few centuries into the future, not much has changed about the basic characteristic of civilization, which is incompetence and boorishness. Wishing to end the world, the angels are left to their own devices by a God more concerned with new ptototypes of bigger boobs for the next universe. Ramses, obsessed with hamster love, is selected to be the prophet of doom in a travesty of a selection process and leads humanity after much travail to Heaven. Which, as matters turn out, has been somewhat overrated. And the mysterious intergalactic race of banjo players flees on.

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08/10/2007
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Josef about 1 year ago

To the commenter named "tricked on reddit":

Thanks for the feedback. Sorry you didn't like it; I'm glad you didn't have to pay anything only to find it wasn't something you liked.

There's a "Delete" link beside your comments (must be because they are comments on a document on scribd I own), but I think it's healthier to keep your comments; not everyone's going to like this novel, and your comments help to reinforce that.

If you want to help out, here's my suggestion: apart from slagging me and the novel off, how about posting reading recommendations for other novels or books which you think are vastly superior? That way, anyone who happens across this page will at least have your suggestions if they end up sharing your opinion of my writing.

JA

tricked on reddit about 1 year ago

I had to comment again, because i am fascinated by the idea of a person creating something so horrible and then blithely promoting it so vigorously. Have you ever had someone besides your mother tell you this is readable? Did you try to read it yourself? Did you find the first 5 pages at all gripping or meaningful? It reads like a very dull person shouting about ho clever and kooky he is, but its just not funny at all. The first five pages are clearly your didactic, self important ideas on humanity and not a glimmer of a story, plot or structure. I hope you find a neutral third party to tell you ho bad this is so that you dont feel the need to create any more of this ****.

tricked on reddit about 1 year ago

simple inanity and goofiness do not equal funny. This is a collection of ramblings of a person that clearly thinks he is very clever, but it does not contain the slightest shred of insight or humor. Ask a very boring person to try to be eccentric, and this is it, completely useless. If the author had offered up the first page to even the dullest reader, they could have told him not to attempt nearly another 180 pages. This 'novel' is utter ****.