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Quotes From The Cyberworld - B

Quotes From The Cyberworld - B

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Published by Dale Andersen

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Published by: Dale Andersen on Dec 10, 2009
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It's 10PM, do you know where your spacecraft is? We do!-Ron Baalke, Jet Propulsion LabOn two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not ablerightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.-Charles Babbage Nothing destroys authority so much as the unequal and untimely interchange of power, pressed too far and relaxed too much.-Francis BaconYour conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness. Listen to it carefully.-Richard BachI'm fascinated with everything. Especially breast cancer.-Steven BadeltWell, I spent a lot of time lying on my back in intensive care units, rehab centers,emergency rooms, and imaging labs and I really learned something from that. Withoutexception, every single one of those places has exactly the same ceiling.-Thor Badendyck In America, an acquittal doesn't mean you're innocent, it means you beat the rap. Myclients lose even when they win.-F. Lee BaileyWhen you're through changing, you're through.-Bruce BartonRemember, age and treachery trump youth and skill. We are taking notes.-Philip Balister For a list of reasons why technology has failed to improve the quality of life, press 3.-Mike Batchelor 
Die young, die fast, die hard... Live a long time and you get old.-Steve "Anton Max" Bajzek I have a lot of homework and I can't justify blowing it off to see a movie without at least30 violent deaths.-Steve Bajzek I just watched the wall, i might as well be drunk.-Steve Bajzek I find it easier to disagree across the board, because then I don't have to argue specific points, and if I start to lose I can just resort to name-calling.-Steve Bajzek In keeping with current trends, I have realized that it is necessary for me to hate people,lest I be deemed unfashionable. Therefore I have decided that I hate Josh and Jason. Ihate Josh because he talks about computers way too much and shoves ash trays down myshirt, and my decision to hate Jason was pretty random, so I can't really give a goodreason. Furthermore, I will continue to hate the aforementioned people until such time asI forget making this post, at which point I will revert to my default state of hating myself.Have a nice day.-Steve Bajzek  No no no, you don't understand...when I'm here, at night, alone, this world ismine...reality conforms to what I want it to be. If I say something is cool, then it is. Andin my world, hanging upside down like a bat is not just cool, it's practically heroism.-Steve Bajzek Ooh, you called me a goose. Yeah, you can more than deal with me, I have to admit. Thatone hurts even more than when you called me a virtual buffoon.-Steve Bajzek really...the term "kiss of death" is totally redundant-Steve Bajzek That would be dishonorable... and cool.-Steve Bajzek That's impressive, i can't even listen to megadeth lyrics. Something about davemustaine...actually, everything about dave mustaine.-Steve Bajzek 
Time flies when you're having drinks.-Steve Bajzek I'm no fan of lawyers or litigation, but it's high time that someone defined "buffer overflow" as being equal to "gross criminal negligence".-Henry Baker I need a wider variety of drugs. God, I miss college.-Kyle Baker, Why I Hate SaturnEverybody's at fault according to someone. Cripes, deal with it.-Stephen Baker As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.-Paula Baker Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.-Ivern BallI mean, guys at Microsoft say the new strategy at Sun works a little like this: Microsoftannounces something called a hole. Sun says, 'No, you shouldn't build a hole for twoweeks.' Then they say, 'We're going to build a better hole on the moon, but we don't haveany equipment yet to get there, and we're going to call it J-hole.' So this whole LibertyUnited thing feels like another J-hole to me.-Steve Ballmer You can only do software at a certain speed, and software development is not somethingyou can do in six months.-Steve Ballmer The elite of Baltimore's literary scene are quite down to earth. They drink. They smoke.They eat people.-Baltimore Book Festival advertisement No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.-Honore de Balzac

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