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Vol. 5, Issue No.2
 
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Everything has definitely shrunk! Looking back on my childhood, perceptions of theworld around me, people, places and things all seemed bigger, taller and longer. Theschool playing field stretched into the distance as far as the eye could see. It’s actu-ally the size of a football pitch. Richard, the ‘big kid’ down the street, was a massivehulk of a lad – to be avoided if you had sweets. He’s actually only 5’ 8” and nowworks as a computer programmer in Bristol. And Curly Wurly chocolate bars were aslong as your forearm! These definitely have got smaller – maybe.When you’re only as tall as a large suitcase, travelling also seems to go on andon. I remember one particularly long holiday car journey to North Wales. It was hotand there was lots of traffic, so the going was slow. My brother, being older andtherefore slightly more strategic, had thrashed me too many times at travel battle-ships, we had spied almost everything there was to spy, and I’d spilled orange juiceon my new shorts. I remember being so bored that I spent the rest of the trip trying toextract some very sticky Starburst* sweets – left too long in the glove box – from theirwrappers. I think I ate a lot of coloured paper that day. Doubtless I also pestered myparents with the inevitable enquiry, ‘Are we there yet?’If you can remember seemingly interminable journeys as a child, or if you havechildren who routinely get bored when travelling (despite having their Gameboys,Mp3 players and in-car dvd entertainment), check out Carole’s articles on pages 18and 24.Incidentally, I still find long car journeys tedious, especially if I’m a passenger. I’drather drive than be a passenger. At least you’ve got stuff to do when you’re sat inthe driving seat.Hope you enjoy reading the mag.
LIFE.info
magazine
Alma Park, Grantham, Lincolnshire, NG31 9SL.
Email:
lifeinfomag@mac.com 
Magazine Aims:
To provide relevant material to help you with day-to-day living. To encourage you to stop and thinkabout a few things that perhaps you haven’t given much thought to before. To make you smile.
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LIFE snippets
Stories about the world we live in andthe people we share it with.
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Is obesity the new tobacco?
Could it be that fat is killing us fasterthan fags?
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15 minute fix
Get productive and sort your life outby making good use of redundantsegments of your day.
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Love your money
. . . and use this sensible advice to helpyou hang on to some of it.
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Are we there yet?
Got sweets stuck to the seat belts andnappies festering in the boot? Reducethe risk of parent rage with somesurvival strategies for travelling with thekids.
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Car games
More ideas from Carole to help keepyou and the kids entertained whiletravelling.
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Understanding ‘no’
This is an article about parenting, notnaughty children. Get the picture?You’re the parent, so
be 
the parent!
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Everyone won’t like you – and that’snot a bad thing
You don’t have to be popular with every-body in order to be a valid person.
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You are invited
So many invites, so little time, but whichones to respond to? Lydia has,perhaps, the ultimate invite.
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Did you hear the one about themother-in-law?
A story about how giving love triumphedover giving grief.
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Narnia – the lion, the author and thelast battle
Sacrifice and salvation, Anita looks atthe deeper themes of the Narnia stories.
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Metamorphosis
It’s all about change – from the personyou are, to the person you want to be.All offers of help gratefully received.
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Who wants to make love like aporn star?
It’s a cautionary tale and a sad one atthat.
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Harping on about heaven
Will Eric Clapton be in heaven? If so,Kim Peckham would like guitar lessons.
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Lost world
Teenagers – a law unto themselves, butthey needn’t face this most difficultstage of their lives alone. Parents
can 
help – if they want to.
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* I’m showing my age here, but at the time the sweets inquestion were still called Opal Fruits.
 
drunk driver rang police
A drunk driver was arrested in Germany afterhe accidentally rang the police instead of abreakdown service when he had a flat tyre.Before he realised who he was speakingto, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had nolicence and was driving under the influence.The civil servant, who lost his licenceeight years ago, had a blow-out in the west-ern town of Monheim while driving a carborrowed from a friend.He had a blood alcohol level that wasseven times the legal limit, and when hetried to call the German equivalent of theAA he became confused and dialled theemergency number for the police.The drunken man phoned and said: ‘My car is broken and I need you to come and fixit. You better be quick because I'm pretty drunk and I don't have a licence so it wouldn'tbe good if the cops drove past.’A Monheim police spokesman said: ‘He wanted us to come quickly, so we did.’
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flames of passion backfire
An Austrian romeo burnt the house down aftermaking a giant heart out of blazing candles.Hannes Pisek, 20, from Hoenigsberg in theprovince of Styria, used 220 candles to make ahuge heart on the floor of his flat.He then lit them and went to pick up his girlfriendfrom work – but the plan backfired when the flatcaught fire.Pisek was left out in the cold as firemen battledto bring the blaze under control.He has now lost his home and his girlfriend – she left him afterwards and has movedback with her parents.
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I don’t feel so good
A woman who went to hospitalfearing she had eaten a dodgykebab was stunned when shegave birth.Helen Smitham fromDistington, Cumbria, had noidea she was pregnant whenshe felt stomach pain.Her mum took her to hospital – and 60 seconds later shockedHelen gave birth to a 4lb 11ozboy.According to
The Sun 
Helensaid: ‘I had absolutely no idea.When I had stomach pains Ithought it was the kebab. At thehospital there was no time forthe doctors to see me before itall happened.’Helen's boyfriend MarkAskew, 41, said: ‘She was atwork until the Friday beforeChristmas and we’d gone outdoing the normal things, likegoing for a drink, Christmasparties and socialising. When Igot a call to say we had a babyboy it was amazing.’
you’re nicked and you’re tricked
Over 200 police in Essex have second jobs withsome working as magicians it has been revealed.Other jobs include musicians, therapists, entertain-ers and florists.Essex Police admit that more than 200 of their3,300 officers need extra money so they can affordtheir own home.All the jobs have to be approved by ChiefConstable Roger Baker reports
The Sun 
.Force records show the most common second job for officers is driving.PC Sue Kelly, of the Essex Police Federation,said: ‘I can see an increase in the number of second jobs as a very significant possibility’.Since the Human Rights Act has come into force,there has been a slight loosening of restrictions butall police officers have to get permission from thechief constable.There are various occupations or secondincomes out there. I know magicians, a florist andcoach drivers.They often take these jobs to make ends meetor to go on holiday or buy things like a house – especially where prices are so high.
source:
www.ananova.com 
3-year-old crashes into cops
Police officers were stunned when a carcrashed into their patrol car – and they founda three-year-old boy was responsible.Oliver Willment-Coster was left strapped inthe car by his father, Jeffrey who went into ashop to buy his son a Milky Bar.But the youngster managed to take the carout of gear, release the handbrake, then steer15 yards down the road.He came to a sudden stop when the whiteProton car smashed into the police vehicle.Mr Coster became aware of the incidentonly when a police officer entered the shopand asked: "Does anyone have a white car?"The 54-year-old ran from the store and foundhis son unharmed and sitting in the passen-ger seat with the belt still around him.Mr Coster said he would never leave hisson in the car again. "It is what thousands ofparents do every day. I never thought hewould be able to take the handbrake off."
source:
www.ananova.com 
on the buses
A 15-year-old pretending to be a busdriver stole three separate buses andtook dozens of unwitting passengersalong for the ride.The teenager took the first bus in thenorth-east Dutch town of Apeldoornand drove it 40 miles down the motor-way – where he stole another to drivethe return journey.Police say he stopped several timesto pick up passengers and deliveredthem to their destinations without theirbecoming suspicious.The youngster was finally stoppedby police while driving a third stolenbus the next day.
Stop, thief!
A Russian thief did not get very far afterhe stole a car from a repair shop – without realising the brakes had beenremoved.The 24-year-old had taken thebroken Nissan Primera from the garagein southern Moscow and tried to makea quick getaway.But witnesses watched him sailthrough a set of traffic lights and smashinto another car just down the road.A Moscow police spokesman said:‘He told us he had watched mechanicsdoing a paint job on the car and hadseen them leave the keys in the ignitionso he decided to take his chance.’The man was arrested and chargedwith theft.
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