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Horticultural Crops Break Out of Greenhouses; Rogue Plants Spreading across the Planet

Horticultural Crops Break Out of Greenhouses; Rogue Plants Spreading across the Planet

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The atmosphere was ripe and now plants have broken out of Green Houses and are spreading across the planet. Various Goverment Officials around the world deal with breakout and other confusion over Green house emissions and global warming.
The atmosphere was ripe and now plants have broken out of Green Houses and are spreading across the planet. Various Goverment Officials around the world deal with breakout and other confusion over Green house emissions and global warming.

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Horticultural Crops Break Out of Greenhouses; Rogue PlantsSpreading across the Planet
www.bananaws.comEPA Official says the Atmosphere was Ripe for a Breakout Just as President Obama and White House officials begansearching for a carbon neutral way to transport thePresident to December’s Global Warming summit inCopenhagen, Miami Police, USDA plant scientists, and fourState Governors, announced that thirty four differenthorticultural and vegetable crops have escaped from theirglass enclosed Greenhouse nurseries and have been seenrapidly spreading across the landscapes of the earth. InFlorida, Ornamental flowers, once confined to DadeCounty Greenhouses have been reported, by eyewitnessesand ranchers spreading their alluring stems andoverexcited pollen, across the Everglades, up theKissimmee river, and overrun Orlando parking lots.Disney officials quickly announced that the weary searchfor a Disney World parking space would be converted intoan exciting Adventure-land’s safari ride. Dutch Officialsreported tulips had broken out of Leiden CityGreenhouses, flooded that country’s lowlands with multi-colored politically correct bulbs, and have left millions of Northern Europeans tiptoeing, on millions of Tiny Tim-like-Toe Tips, to work, to school, and to ballet training centers;which have been expanding rapidly throughout Hollandand the rest of Northern Europe. And, according towitnesses in California, in Sacramento, millions of BrusselsSprout, Snap Bean, and Chinese Flowering Broccoli,
 
plants, after overpowering their “earth box planters”,broke free of their Greenhouse temperature controls , andinvaded thousands of acres of pristine deserts andmountain sides. Cash Strapped Governor and budgetbeam balancing gymnast, Arnold Schwarzenegger,proposed paying State Employees in tulip pollen andgreen leafy vegetable allotments and pleaded with Stateresidents to “get in touch” and “act out “their “true innerfeelings” about broccoli, particularly when inside theboundaries of a State or National Park.USDA soil scientist Dr. Harrison McDowell, known as Dr.“Dug” provided his analysis of the outbreak of wild Green-House plants to the Grassroots Organization “GrassrootGrowers and Organizers”:“ With a billion new people in the world all stomping theirown unique carbon footprints into the earth’s soil, it isnot surprising that greenhouse plants have fallen in lovewith the natural ground of the earth and proliferated likeoutdoor rabbits and indoor termites.”EPA atmospheric Scientist Dr. Hsiao Muzhu Lo, known as“Professor Mu Shi Soot” offered another view of theGreen House plant breakout to a lunch gathering of the“Unnatural Gas Producers and Transmitters Association”:” USDA, once again, has its researched its head into theground. Cleary it is the spread of greenhouse gases intothe upper atmosphere that has created the perfect stormfree, gas like atmospheric mixtures, which has allowedgreenhouse plants to rapidly spread and thrive in theopen air of the earth.”The Mexican Minster of Air, Soil, Sun, and Shade, Dr. Jaimse-Son, Mudola, also known as Professor, “Little Tieand Big Tan” told reporters at his Snap Beans, and
 
Flowering Chinese Broccoli covered estate, that the twosquabbling American scientists were each entitled to theirown facts. And he boasted that he was “Texas StyleRaring to Go” to Copenhagen and sign a Cap and Shadeagreement, which he said, if passed by world ministers,would allow Mexico to triple its annual production of 24inch sombrero brim hats. Dr. Mudola also indicated thatthe Mexican Government planned to utilize millions of factory leaked carbon footprints, as fertilizers, to grow,for export and Chinese New Year’s Celebrationsworldwide, outdoor greenhouse crops such as SnappingBeans and Flowering Chinese Broccoli.Holland’s Chancellor of Environmental Scientific Affairsand Debate Gas Emissions Dr. Hecksen Mudmeyer told thenewly formed “Dutch Tipped Toe Shoe Designer andManufacturers Association” that it appeared to him thatinternational “language translation issues andmisunderstandings” could seriously influence theCopenhagen agenda to the extent, that the summit ranthe risk of increasing “world laughing gas emissions”nineteen fold. And he said the summit’s main priorityshould be to rein in the wild proliferating mobs of ex-green house tulips, which threatened to overrun thepeaceful and law abiding agricultural cropland of theEuropean Union and create a speculative tulip price anti-bubble which would “send tulip prices through thebasement floor and perhaps into the soils of the earthitself.”The Chinese, Secretariat of Atmospheric Discipline andOutdoor Tai Chi Breathing, Dr. Huo Mu Mei Su Li,, alsoknown as Dr. “Don’t hold your Breath” told reporters forthe Australian Press that he disagreed with the statementby Holland’s “Enveimeinu Science Affair China-seller”, and

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