10 Things Never to Say to a Girl

She’s just a friend.

Yeah right. If she’s attractive and single

we see her as a threat. If she really

just a friend, let us know the reason why. Is it because she’s not your type,she has a boyfriend, she has an annoying personality? We like to be reassured that you’renot secretly into your “friend”.

I’ll call you tonight at 8pm.

Do NOT give a specific time or date of when you will becalling unless you intend to keep your word. If you say you will call tonight, we areexpecting a call

tonight.

Not calling will set off all sorts of alarms that will lead to us nottrusting you. If you don’t know when you will call, you can say something like, “I’ll talk to you later.”

She’s hot!

We like to think that, at least in

your

eyes,

are the hottest woman on the planet. Pointing out that someone else is attractive will not earn you any brownie points.We don’t want to know if you think anyone else is hot, so zip it!

I don’t use condoms.

That’s nice. We don’t want an STD. Condoms are a fact of life intoday’s society, so unless you’ve been tested and plan to be monogamous, get used tothem.

I love you –

If you don’t mean it, you’ll be opening Pandora’s Box. Women do not takethis statement lightly. We are waiting for you to say it and when you do, we assume therelationship is moving to the next level. If you’re not ready for that, then don’t utter thesethree little words until you are.

Did you gain weight?

Does this one really need an explanation? You shouldn’t evensay this jokingly, even if your girlfriend is stick thin. Just as you don’t want to hear anything about your “size”, women don’t want to hear about their weight.

My ex always/never/used to…

If your ex is still on your mind so much that you need toconstantly bring her up, then why are you dating us? Relationships are difficult enoughwithout the ghost of your ex floating around. Either get back with her or shut up.

You remind me of my mother.

Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend unlessyou’ve made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother and think the world of her.

Did we have plans?

Oh no you didn’t! If we’ve made plans to get together, we’ve beenlooking forward to it all day. We’ve been thinking about how to dress and how to do our hair. Don’t rain on our parade by being dumb enough to forget or there will be hell to pay.

Keep in touch/Call me

. What the heck is

that

supposed to mean? That you don’t planon ever calling us again? That you want

to call you next time? That you’re unsurehow we feel about you and you want to see if we’ll call? There’s too much room for