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In this world there are two kinds of pinatas my friend, those filled with candy and thosefilled with nitroglycerine.-sabbott@nmsu.eduA celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.-Carl SaganIn order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.-Carl Sagan, CosmosIn science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument;my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as itshould, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happensevery day. I cannot recall the last time someting like that happened in politics or religion.-Carl SaganIt is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- upto fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to havelearned dolphinese.-Carl SaganWho are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in agalaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far moregalaxies than people.-Carl SaganScepticism and re-evaluation are necessities, not luxuries.-Edward Said No, I'm a middle-class white criminal. I got a slap on the wrist.-Jim SalsmanFor him that steals, or borrows and returns not, a book from its owner, let it change into aserpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease tohis agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw at his entrails…-inscribed in the library of the monastery of San Pedro, in Barcelona
Neural nets are cool. I have one. I like to put alcohol on it.-Manuel SanchesEvery time a computer science student graduates, another free software project goes into'maintenance mode'.-Fletcher Sandbeck This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.-George SandersIt's a choice that's been offered to many men: Be a slave in Heaven or a star in Hell; andHell does not always look like Hell - on a good day it can look a lot like L.A.-Dr. Eugene Sands, Playing GodThose who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.-George SantayanaKarma is like justice without the satisfaction. And I don't believe in justice.-Joe Sarno, The Way of the GunThe only thing you can assume about a broken-down old man is that he's a survivor.-Joe Sarno, The Way of the GunCompetition brings out the worst in people and the best in products.-David SarnovAs the years went by, Apple management's reaction to its steady decline was to insist thatits products would win because they were better, and to continually charge more for themuntil, by 1994, it decided it would allow clones to be built after all. This was followed bythe decision that it would not allow clones to be built after all, then by a decision that itwould allow it, then it wouldn't, and finally, no one cared.-SatireWireIf you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say'president', we say 'seriously deranged git'-Alexei Sayle
Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, peoplehave been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the samething, isn't it?-Alexei Sayle p.s. Just kidding about the small furry animals. I would't kill them REALLY, I might justtry to hurt their feelings a little though.-Phillip R. Scarr The US military is, in spite of the efforts of the past few years by a whole lot of self-serving politicians, a junkyard dog on a short leash. In most cases harmless, but if you piss its owners off enough for them to slip the leash, it's time to bend over and smile.-sscrivener@earthlink.netA haiku is a a Japanese poem containing three lines of five, seven, and five syllables,containing a cutting, or pause, word, as well as spam, oelestra, or Spice Girls imagery.-Joshua Schachter And remember -- if you can't be creative or interesting, you can be cute and naked.-Joshua Schachter Been there, done that, threw away the t-shirt.-Joshua Schachter Blah...I'm bored. Let's go out and get new girlfriends.-Joshua Schachter FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH. BACKSPACE IS DELETE.-Joshua Schachter he who controls the spice girls controls the universe!-Joshua Schachter I AM A REAL PROGRAMMER. IF IT DOESN'T COME FROM A VENDINGMACHINE, I DON'T EAT IT.-Joshua Schachter
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