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Straight shooter.
Mood booster.
Wake up earlier,
than the rooster.
Mr. Perfect
dialect.
Won't let problems,
intersect.
Done no wrong,
happy song.
Manners sunk in,
like a prong.
Dueling Tubas
Hear ye!
Hear ye!
Listen to me!
I'm an ass backward,
analogy.
I'll stay here put,
when I should flee,
while shoveling up some soot,
taller than an old tree.
Extra!
Extra!
Read all about it!
I'll whisper in your ear,
when I really need to shout it.
Welcome!
Welcome!
To the hopelessly dumb.
I can see
that it's me.
Got it under my thumb.
Look At Me!!!
Bitch smacker,
crap packer,
make we wanna be-
a nut cracker.
Senseless fool,
think you're cool,
always thought,
you made me drool.