Mr.

Perfect

Straight shooter.
Mood booster.
Wake up earlier,
than the rooster.

Mr. Perfect
dialect.
Won't let problems,
intersect.

Done no wrong,
happy song.
Manners sunk in,
like a prong.

You're just too good,

misunderstood.
Live better than you?
I NEVER could!

Dueling Tubas

Hear ye!
Hear ye!
Listen to me!
I'm an ass backward,
analogy.
I'll stay here put,
when I should flee,
while shoveling up some soot,
taller than an old tree.
Extra!
Extra!
Read all about it!
I'll whisper in your ear,
when I really need to shout it.

Welcome!
Welcome!
To the hopelessly dumb.
I can see
that it's me.
Got it under my thumb.

Look At Me!!!

Bitch smacker,
crap packer,
make we wanna be-
a nut cracker.

Senseless fool,
think you're cool,
always thought,
you made me drool.

"Look I'm hot!"

You're really not.
I'm sure I told you,
on the spot.

From where I stood,

you DIDN"T look good.
Never chose to see it,
but really should.

All by April, 2000