Husky on Edwards (Draft) Greg Kreisman2
Husky brings to mind a noble arctic dog with the spirit and power of a wolf,majestically running over a snowy, windswept landscape. This is exactly the wronghusky for our story. The husky I am referring to is corduroy or denim. Husky is asize. Husky was the name of Sears department stores' largest size for young boys.There is no wolf like spirit here; the closest thing is sweaty armpits and chafed legs.Huskies were made from a treated fabric that would be pulled uncomfortably tightover pudgy frames. The fabric would resist staining. The fabric acted like a personala drop cloth for fat kids. It would resist spills of coke, cool-aid, BBQ and pasta sauce,as they trail from the mouths of over eager eaters. Mothers can then simply wipeaway the drops of sauce and dribbles, from these errant gobbles and chews.Huskies are for that special type of American child, the one who overindulges, theglandular, the big boned. And it was to this weighty child's mother, that Searsmarketed the clothing line. A mother buys Huskies for their child for practicalreasons, not for aesthetic ones. And it is the child who must suffer the indignity of the brand, or wear it with pride. This is the story of an unapologetic, heavyweight,
Husky wearer, waddling over the landscape of a middle American town, aboveaverage in every way that is physically possible.
Edwards is a street on the near south side of St. Louis. Missouri, a city founded in the
late seventeen hundreds at the confluence of the Missouri and Mississippi rivers. Most people who are not from there, associate it with Huck Fin and his raft. The city has
several major league sports franchises, hockey, baseball and football, for which it isalso widely known.St. Louis has large Catholic and Jewish populations that it owes to nineteenth century
immigration from Italy, Germany and Eastern Europe. The 'Louis' in St. Louis isoften pronounced
by people living south of the the old Mason Dixon line. Butnone of the papists or Jews who actually live there would say
. The Catholics,Jews, and most everyone else who lives there, pronounce it
, in a distinctlynorthern way.In the nineteenth century St. Louis was the fourth largest city in the United states.And during that gilded age the city was outfitted with beautiful public buildings andsocial resources as gifts from wealthy philanthropists, like the St. Louis library, artmuseum, Forest Park and the symphony orchestra.The worlds fair was held there in 1904 and transformed a large part of the city's ruralareas into a world stage for the exhibition of the emerging modern world.When I was young my grandfather, Bud Whacker, used to tell me that just aboutevery modern convenience was invented at the 1904 worlds fair. Inventions such as
ice cream cone and the hotdog bun were believable, but the paperclip, the garden-hoseand the can-opener, what's more, the car window roller-upper and roller-downer, the
club sandwich and the toothpicks used to hold that invention together, seemed, to me,a bit too much. Think of some invention, anything, a soda bottle top or copper wire,for example, Grandpa would proudly say it was invented at the worlds fair.