My Imaginary Friends
Original Screenplay by Jason Wiese
What’s up dork?
Bernie is so used to this behavior that he doesn’t even
realize people are saying anything to him.BERNIE(to himself)Teeth are sparkling, breath smells
good…time to make my move.
Bernie grabs a stack of books for his next class, closeshis locker and approaches Beatrice.Bernie tries his hardest to act suavely but it just comesoff geeky and he becomes increasingly nervous.BERNIESooo Beatrice, how are you thisfine day?BEATRICE
BERNICE(nervously)You know, ummmm, the Fall dance is,ummmm, coming up this weekend and Ijust was, ahhh,
wondering if you’d
,ummmm, like to go with me?BEATRICEYou want me to go with you?BERNIE
, ummm, be swell. My momcould pick you up in her Volvostation
wagon, it’s quite the ride.
Bernie I can’t go.
BERNIEOh do you have pre-existing plansfor that night?BEATRICE
Oh no, I’ll be at the dance. I