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Barry - Babies

Barry - Babies

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Published by: Lee on Jan 24, 2010
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Author’s Qualifications To Write A Book About Babies
Dave Barry, 36, has a son, Robert, who began as a baby and successfully reached the age of 3without becoming an ax murderer or anything, as far as anybody knows.In addition, Mr. Barry has spent a number of hours thinking about babies, and has observed themin other people’s cars at traffic lights. He also owns a dog, and at the age of 15 completed muchof the course required to obtain a Red Cross Senior Lifesaving Badge. 
Chapter 1. Should You Have A Baby? Should Anybody?
Some Important Pompous Advice to Couples about to Get Pregnant 
Getting pregnant is an extremely major thing to do, especially for the woman, because she has tobecome huge and bloated and wear garments the size of cafe awnings. This is the woman’s job,and it is a tradition dating back thousands of years to a time when men were not available for having babies because they had to stand outside the cave night and day to fend off mastodons.Of course, there is very little mastodon-fending to be done these days, but men still manage tokeep themselves busy, what with buying tires and all. So it is still pretty much the traditional role

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