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An African in his twenties, two Eastern Europeans, and an old man from
somewhere in Ireland, were the only people in the Burger King on the corner, at
And what an evening it was. The water hammered out of the sky as if the North
Atlantic itself had risen up out of the earth, and decided to hover over Limerick City
At 6.13 he walked across the bridge, cursing himself for not having rang a taxi.
The left side of his body was soaked through. The jeans he bought that day were
clinging to his legs like a second skin, his belly rumbled, and his mind began to tell
him that he couldn’t go into a restaurant like this. Why not he replied, its only water!
Ah for goodness sake, what would people think, and besides you’d be asked to leave
before you even got a chance to sit down. Jesus we’re in the middle of a recession, it’s
hardly a time to be choosy about customers. But, I suppose you never know.
In the centre of town an old man hobbled toward the only place he felt he might
get some shelter. I’ll not be bothered much in there he thought, as he peered across at
the big red neon sign. He had an old sneaker on one foot, a black shoe with the laces
missing on the other. His trousers clung around his crotch, while the urine trickled
unremorsefully down his legs and out on to the street. His bowels had long stopped
cooperating with the rest of his body, and the sticky brown patch around his rear had
been darkening in colour, and gaining in weight all day. He grappled at the right side
of his pants, got a decent grip, and began to drag his bad leg with him slowly across
the street.
Simon Hutso stared out at the rain as he finished his bacon double cheeseburger,
and guzzled at his coke. Fucking country! He thought. Rain, Rain! Always fucking
raining. I come to this country for what – for rain every day. Everyday it rains.
Fucking country!
His mother named him Simon, after the English man she had to abandon for the
husband her grandfather had chosen. Simon left Nigeria in the spring of two thousand
and three.
He was the only the customer in the burger king that night, and that bothered
him too. Not even a few pretty little Irish girls to flirt with. Fucking Weather! He
sucked out the last of his coke, let out a satisfying burp, followed by a carefree sigh,
and lifted his spoon as he lustfully eyed the caramel cheesecake ice cream in front of
him. He loved this stuff and always got one when he went in there. As he began to
coax the soft sweet cream form its container his phone rang. A wide smile formed
across his face and he answered. Ah Mtunzi my friend, how are you he asked, as the
first dollop of the dessert oozed over his tongue and began its slow descent
downward. He spoke loudly and quickly. And precious how is she, you must tell her
she owes me for that ticket. Another spoonful enters his mouth. His head thrusts
gurgles, as the cheesecake battles its way past his larynx. Better you stay where you
are my friend, you would cry all the time about the weather. No sun here my Muti,
Christmas and another year away form home. Irmantas stood breastfeeding the mop
just in case the manager appeared. Ika smiled and turned her head to the front door
then quickly back again. In the three months they had worked here they had never
witnessed just one lone customer. She leaned vigilantly against the counter and
resumed her chat with her workmate. At least for now the rain was on their side.
At 6.35pm, with the jeans now utterly saturated, he squelched his way into the
protection of a bus-stop. He considered rolling a smoke, chose against it, and walked
on. His irritable mood was passing as he thought of all the times he had been out in
weather such as this, with no knowing at all of where he would sleep that night. As he
contemplated on the warm comfortable hotel room awaiting his return, and the several
thousand Euros in his hip pocket, his thinking began to change and he looked with
gratitude up into the sky and spoke a silent thank you into the heavens.
He was born in England to Irish parents. The youngest of three children and the
hardest one to handle too, his Mother always said. His father had Hurried them all
back to Donegal in the mid-seventies, just in time before the British Taxman awoke
from a ten year slumber. He didn’t know limerick well. He’d passed through it a
couple of times in his days on the road, but all that seemed like another lifetime to
him now. As he passed by a large pub he glanced in the window. He thought of how
in the past he had spent many a night like this, in a pub just like that. Again he looked
upwards through the barrage of spitting pins and needles bombarding the streets, and
He didn’t know the price of a bag of chips in this place, though and he was certain
that if he just went in and sat down he wouldn’t be sitting for long. He held out his
hand, and closing one eye, started to count. Two Euros and eighty five Cent. If this
doesn’t get me a poke of chips, then I don’t know what the country is coming to. He
reached out his arm and took hold of the handle of one of the swinging doors and
pulled it towards himself. A waft of warm air hit him all at once and he stumbled.
Now Jacky boy he told himself. Don’t waver. Stand tall lad and pull up your trousers.
Never mind the smell, you’ve been worse. Never mind that young bucko staring at
you either, besides he’s a foreigner. A darky as well. That fellow would hardly know
much about toilets and stuff out about Africa. Hold your head up boy and act as if
At 6.51pm, five hundred yards from the burger king, Donegal Seamus – as he
was sometimes affectionately called – stopped at a steakhouse and looked in. Jesus
there’s only a few in there he thought. He eyed a lovely little table right in the corner,
and close to the door too. Jesus that’s a grand spot says he to himself. Then he looked
down at his legs and thought again. Ah Christ man, look at the state of you. You cant
go in like this. They’d be gawking at you, and you’d be practically stuck to the seat.
Fuck it I need a smoke anyway. He noticed another joint just across the street. A
young chap in a panama hat stood under a canopy outside it, with glass of something
in his hand. The rain had eased and a young woman came skipped out the door
wrapping a dark woollen shawl around her. As the guy in the Panama hat drained his
glass of its contents she turned to him and asked him for a light. Sorry don’t smoke he
said, but you could ask that fellow coming over the street.. How are ya, Seamus said
mildly, in a Northern brogue that never failed to grab people’s attention. The young
woman hugged herself with her shawl and smiled. Come in out of that rain she said,
the high stool’s the only place to be on a night like this. Seamus thought of how many
a time he taken up similar offers, all of them ending up the same way. Tonight he
didn’t feel the need to, and that was nothing short of a miracle. Thanks, but I’m just
looking for a convenience store that sells coffee. The Chap with the Panama hat
pointed to the top of the street, inviting him to look in that direction. He looked up
through the traffic and could see the green light of a Centra shop about three hundred
He was about to walk away when the woman said, WAIT, have you got a light.
Seamus handed her a lighter. Keep it he said, i have another. I’ll be here until closing
time if your change your mind she stressed. He raised his hand in a gesture of
Simon Hutso’s smile changed to a repulsive cringe when he noticed the old man
enter the Burger King. The silence confused the caller on the other end. Did you hear
me….. Simon….Hello….Simon. I can’t hear you Simon, can you hear me. Hello?
Hutso returns from his distraction and flings his annoyance down the phone. A man
has come in here and he is all shit. He is completely shit I tell you. This is disgusting
Muti. You would not believe it. What are you talking about Simon…..Shit, he is all
shit…..I need to go, I will you call you later…..Simon I need to know if…..Muti I
Ika Ditrimotrov, never noticed old Jacky come in. Iramntas has been telling her
about a party he was planning to have at his place on Saturday night. It was only a rise
in the volume of Simon Hutso’s voice that made her turn around all. At that stage
Jacky boy himself was closing in on the counter. Keep going Jacky, he encouraged
himself. If you make to the counter before she looks down you’ll be grand. Keep
going lad. That’s it keep smiling, keep jingling them coins, and never mind that
Seamus Galvin slid of his gloves and shook the water of his gortex jacket. The
doors of the Centra retreated with a swish, and he stepped inside. Ahh! He let out a
glad sigh of relief and looked around. At the far end of the shop he could just make
out the top of a coffee machine peeking over the heads of cereal boxes. He walked his
way down the isle adjacent to the service counter appreciating the warmth on his face
and the free movement of his hands. He stopped briefly allowing his attention to be
“Floods leave forty thousand in Cork without water” it read. His head trembled as
a teenage memory flew in form nowhere. What was that guy’s name he thought, as he
tried to follow the picture, back down, through the corridor of time. He closed his
eyes and found himself standing in the drawing room of an American friend of his
fathers. Bright morning sunlight falling through the massive windows, hitting the
wooden floor in front him, then bouncing back up and splashing into his face. A face
spellbound, utterly possessed and dragged quite willingly, into another world by the
words of poem in a book, randomly plucked form a ladder of shelves that reached all
the way to the ceiling. He looks at the dark red cover, searching for the name. He
watches his finger sail over the dusty cover and land on the silver writing, speckled by
the morning sun. “Samuel L Coleridge the rhyme of the Ancient Marnier”. That’s it!
A loud siren outside has him back staring at the Irish Examiner. A childlike giggle
dances in his throat as he mutters under his breath, “Water water everywhere, though
not a drop to drink”. What a world we live in, he wonders, and carries on to the coffee
machine.
Can I help you sir. A bag of chips please young lady. Excuse me, says Ikea, a
what? A bag of chips, you know, a bag of chips. Ika feels the spark of a small fire in
her stomach. It shoots up through her body, and just in time, with gritted teeth, she
stops it from escaping out her mouth. Yes chips. I know. But what will you want with
your chips sir. Do we sell chips on their own she wonders? No, no, just chips love,
I’m not hungry enough for this stuff as he points up at the value meals displayed
above their heads. Ika automatically looks behind her as if something were there that
she was not aware of before. She tightens her jaw and swings back around to face
Jacko. His grip on the counter is starting to weaken and he can hear his right leg
.yelling to him that enough is enough. He coughs to try to distract her impatience, and
Simon Hutso is on the phone again and more that halfway through his dessert.
If it were me my friend, I would not have even been allowed in to the place. She
is talking she says Simon, trying to keep one eye on the spoon as it dives under the
surface of the ice cream yet again. I cannot believe that she is standing there talking to
him. I tell you man I can smell him form here. It is not funny Muti. You are not trying
to eat with the smell of shit everywhere. And he is all wet, and it is making him
worse. The man is coming over now. Wait a minute. The man is coming over.
Standing outside the Centra Seamus galvin draws deeply on his cigarette, feels
the gentle calmness hit the floor of his belly and blows the smoke out onto the streets
of limerick. He rests his coffee on the makeshift lotto booth clinging to the wall and
goes to put back on his gloves when his phone rings. Where are you, the voice asks.
Just having coffee at the moment replies Seamus and reaches for the plastic cup. Is
everything all right. Do you know where it is. I thought you’d be there by now. I’m
very close. I’ll ring you when its time. He hung up, took another mouthful of the
Irmantas Kolvechea walked with mop in hand form behind the service racks
even sure why he asked the question. We’ll lad, how are you doing said Jacky, with a
smile that was beginning to betray him. Irmantas looked bemusedly at jack and turned
back to Ika, in baffelment. Ika felt the fire recede a little, and looked pleadingly at
The rain was upping the ante as Galvin walked back down the street. He crossed
swiftly to the other side and continued. He looked up when he heard the rumble of a
jet, rising up into the darkness and felt a crankiness creeping back over him. Did you
get your coffee, a giddy voice shouted form behind a newly inspired deluge making
its way Earthbound. Without breaking pace he turned his head to source the
interruption. The guy in the Panama hat stepped out of a small kebab house cradling a
large brown paper bag, blotched with grease. You wanna chip. No thanks answered
Seamus. Theres a Mc Donald’s around here somewhere though isn’t there. Yea, yea,
sure man. His free hand rises and points to the corner. Down that way to your right. A
couple of minutes walk. Directly across form burger king, you cant miss it. Thanks
shouts Seamus. Are you sure you wont have a chip. Seamus dissmises him with a
wave, as the friendly local scurries madly to save his hat form a puddle the size of a
Irmantas Kolvechca shrugs his shoulders as the mop rises an inch or two stay
with him. Just chips he says in his own language. Ika rolls her eyes skyward and lets
out a long well earned breath. Yes she replies, again in Lithuanian, Just chips, in
English this time. Just a bag of chips, that’s it, says old jacko trying to hide the rolling
gravel in his voice. The music of a phone travelling form the staff cloakroom releases
the mop back into a resting position and Irmantas says, yeah, I suppose, why not.
Jacko opens a hand and the coins disembark onto the counter in front of Ika. She
looks again at Irmantas about to make a dart for the cloakroom and asks him in their
language how much. He backtracks, shrugs his shoulders again and says, I don’t
In the middle of the floor Simon hutso rises in disbelief when he sees the lady
behind the counter head towards the fryer and sling a basket of chips onto the scoop
tray. He throws his arms in the air but words wont come out. He keeps them
suspended in the hope that they draw her attention. Ah this is shit he growls to
himself. Fucking shit. His phone rings again, and he reaches down just in time before
Seamus Galvin can see the big M staring down the street at him. He lifts his arm
to check the time. 7.09. His slows his pace down, angry with himself for hurrying in
the first place. As Mc Donalds gets closer he fires his vison across the street to be
sure, then gets angry again for second guessing himself. Slow down and gather
yourself for fuck sake Seamus. This is not like you. Not like you at all. Besides its
him that owes you. Seamus moves in under the cover of the Mc Donalds Entrance. He
peels back his hood, slips off his gloves, delves into his inside pocket, takes our his
golden virgina and as quick you like rolls himself a smoke. Gently he slides it
between his lips and sparks it up. As the first hit of nicotine courses through him he
fixes his sights on the burger king, staring at him from across the street.
Back inside Old Jacko thanks Ika for the chips and tells her to put the change in
the poor box. Fucking freak, he hears her mumble as he moves away, but pays no
attention. Keep away from that fellow over there now Jacky boy he reminds himself,
as moves slowly in the direction of the toilets. I’ll go down to that corner by the
window. Give him feck all to complain about. Jacky knew he was a mess, but he also
knew that there was bugger all he could now about it. Not right now anyway. And
behind all his apparent insanity, deep down he knew, that too long outside on a night
like this would probally kill him. Jacky accepted he had little to live for. But he didn’t
Seamus Galvins phone rings just as green man lights up. He looks at the screen
and sends a silent fuck into himself. Micheal I’m just on my way in the door, what is
it. Your there! Ahh great Seamus!. Is everthing ok? What do you mean Micheal.
Nothing Seamus….its just….just what Micheal….well you seem to be taking all this
very well Seamus. How do mean Micheal. Well, I don’t know, I mean. Well you
know. No I don’t Micheal. What do you mean. Nothing Seamus, Nothing. I just want
everything to work out, you know. Like I said Micheal ill ring you when its time.
Galvin reaches the other side of the street, puts his phone on silent, takes a final drag
from his fag and stamps it to the ground. As he walks up to the swinging doors he
spots a line of taxis 50 metres down the adjoining street and makes a deal with
himself that he wont be getting wet again tonight. The hood gets pulled back again,
the jacket gets shaken out, the gloves come off, and he walks into the burger king.
In a multi-storey car park across the street a pitch black range rover, registration
number 08-D-2412 comes to a stop overlooking the traffic below. The rolling stones
sing out, “you cant always get what you want” as the driver grunts to himself and
Back in the burger king Seamus Galvin is putting his gloves into his coat pocket
as he walks toward Simon Hutso’s Table. Hutso sucks his teeth and reaches for his
phone to dial a number. Across to his left, right in the coner, Seamus notices old
Jacky and feels a tight grip in his gut. His eyes close in a flicker a the voice inside him
tells him to count his blessings. As he passes Simon hutso he senses a penetrating
stare fly straight at him, but he allows it to whistle around and over him like an
unwelcome gust of cold air Its too short a day and this night is too wet he tells
himself.
Irmantas Kolvechecha walks out form behind the serving racks when he see
Seamus Galvin approach the counter. Can I help you he says as he take a quick peek
behind him at the cloakroom door. Seamus looks up at the menu board and points to
the big bright picture of a flame grilled Angus with cheese and bacon, and says one
of those. I’ll have one those. And chips as well. What drink, Irmantas asks. Do you do
coffee asks Seamus. Coffee? Of course answers Irmantas, with an – are you stupid
look - that seamus lets whistle over his head. Coffee then, I’ll have coffee says
Seamus. If that’s ok. Oh and one of those as well. Irmantas turns his head to look at
what the customer is pointing at. They look good says Seamus, I’ll have one of those
as well. Irmantas turns back to the till and starts poking at the digital screen. Angus
meal, with coffee and cheesecake ice cream. Is it for here, Irmantas asks. What says
Seamus. Your meal sir, are you having it here or are you taking it away. Seamus grins
amusingly and looks down at the small pool emerging around him. He trurns around
toward the huge windows and back again to Irmantas and says with a smile, now,
what do you think. Irmantas raises his hand to cover his mouth, and coughs, hoping to
suppress a loud laugh now lodged in his throat. That will be eight euro and seventy
cents please. Where are your toilets asks Seamus. Irmantas points in direction of
where old Jacky is sitting. Seamus turns around and sees a green and red door next to
each other indicating male and female restrooms. He takes out his wallet, rests a 20
euro note on the counter, and makes his way to the jacks.
From the highground of the parking lot the driver of the range rover scans the
interior of the burger king. Though a highpowered telescopic lens he follows Seamus
Galvin all the way to toilets. He swings now all along the front windows and catches
old Jacky, holding him there for a few seconds. He takes flight again, now in a low
semi-circular motion and stops at the counter. Homing in through gaps in the empty
service racks, he rests a yard in front of Irmantas kolvechca, standing chatting at the
cloakroom door. The elevated watcher turns the zoom wheel on his sights a notch and
swoops at speed right up to Irmantas’s shoulder. He can see a small fool exposing
itself just inside the door. Satisfied, he draws back and hovers for a second around the
centre of the floor. Off again he follows through on his scout and hits the spot of
space occupied by Simon Hutso. He dives right in, close enough to see the small red
hairline cracks on the whites of his eye. He stays with Simon for a few seconds, then
retreats back ouside. He glides up and down the street once or twice, and then, like a
faithful falcon, returns in a flash to his hiding place, high above the heedless city.
On his way out of the toilets Seamus gets the whiff of old Jacky boy, as he sings
aloud the boys of Wexford. Ika Ditrimotrov glares down at him from behind the
counter, as Galvin moves towards him. Irmantas she says, we will have ask him to
leave. How are ya lad, it’s a tight station says Jacky as he raises his thumb to the
stranger. Seamus throws him a trusting wink, gives him a thumbs up back, and says it
is boy, it is indeed. Where’s that accent from asks jacky. Before Seamus can answer a
voice from behind them says, “these seats are for customers sir” Old Jacky looks up
at Ika and says, aye, aye girl, I’m just finishing my chips. But there is nothing there
sir, they are gone. Aye says Jacky, I’m just finishing them now. Seamus stands there
without a word. Ika feels a tightness pervade her whole body, swings round with force
and trounces back towards the counter. Jacky starts to sing again, and Seamus Galvin
Simon Hutso bangs his phone on the table, as Seamus sits two tables in front of
him. Galvin looks to the window in front. It faithfully offers him an accurate
reflection of the man behind him. He quickly files it to the back of his mind and bites
lights of a police car, easing its way past the taxi rank directly across from him. He
Up in the high rise the driver of the range rover receives a text message. It
The sound system in the burger king is singing along with old jacky, as the
police car pulls up outside. The driver of the range rover watches down curiously as
the two Gardai walk into the burger king. As their enter the restaurant Simon Hutso’s
jaw drops. He tells a friend on his phone that he will call him later. Seamus galvin
looks across at both men talking off their hats and walking toward the counter. Old
Jacky boy has stooped singing and shifts awakwardly in his seat. Seamus takes
another bite out of his burger, as Jacky hoists himself out of his seat and begins to
make his way to the door. The policemen are at the counter. Ika Ditrimtrov points
towards the old man now exiting the building. The coppers look round but Jacky has
Simon hutso watches them both put back on their hats, as they walk toward their
car, still flashing next to the pavement. Both Seamus Galvin and the driver of the
range rover observe the blue lights until they they are swallowed by the city.
Immediately, and without warning ,Simon Hutso jumps up and throws his hands
in the air, and begins to hurl his anger, out into the empty space everywhere. I don’t
belieive you let this man into this place. It stinks in here, cant you smell it he shouts
and looks in Galvins Direction. He was about to turn his maddening appeal toward
the counter when the bullet entered his temple. Seamus Galvins heart raced towards
his throat as Simon Hutsos Brains Scattered across the white tiled floor behind him
As Ika Ditrimitrovs screams reverberated off the walls and floor, Seamus
galvins phone rings. His mind goes into overdrive as he holds the phone in his hand
wondering what the fuck is going on. On instinct he switches it off, and grabs his
gloves and walks door. Outside he quickens his pace as the driver of the range rover
starts his machine and shifts the gears into reverse. Thirty seconds later Seamus is
opening the door of the first Taxi in a line of four. Where too. says a big sullen
looking limerick man, sitting behind the wheel. Seamus sits in and clears his throat.
Just across the wota, to the strand hotel he says, in his best English accent. He releases
himself into the seat and lets out a slow heavy breath, as the driver swings the car
Scuttling up the steps of the hotel, Seamus turns on his phone. It beeps several
times. Messages, three of them, all in the last five minutes. Fuck them they can wait.
Up in his room Seamus tears of his wet clothes and wraps himself in large white bath
towel. He picks his phone up and dials a number. A young woman answers. Your
early she says. Never mind that says Seamus. You know where I am says Seamus,
more a statement than a question. She pulls her shawl around her and take the black
lighter from her pocket. The one with the STRAND HOTEL advertised in white
across it Of course, she says. Half an hour then, Seamus tells her. Half an hour then
she replies.
Seamus Galvin stands by the window, takes a long draw on a freshly made
ciggeratte, and exhales mirad of confusion against the glass. He looks out at the
relentless barrage of water now smothering the city, and wonders will there ever be an
end to it.