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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,Pass hote toh thik hai,Varna insurance claim karva lete…3 sardar after exam1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata thamain paper khali chor aya hon.2nd: Main bhi!3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hay:pWo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum UnhainWo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum UnhainQ ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume1 hand on PenOther on PHONE,1 ear on lectureOther on GOSSIP,1 Eye on boardOther on GIRLS, That's the busy life of college student.In school they taught me that;1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that;1 sec. without U = 100 yearsBowBowBow HooBow Woofh..BowooBow Woo Woo WoohOKEY.Ur Training Is Completed.Now Go And Stand In Front Of The Gate.Paper ki roti Notes ka aachar Books ki chatni Questions ki bahar Teacher kidushmani Dosto ka pyar Mubarak ho aapko Anewale EXAM ka tyohar
 
Forward . Delete . Link262 days agofrom Web7 thing v do during Xamz..1. $leep2. Eat3. $M$4. Watch TV5. Chat6. Dream of ouching BOOks7. Asking others-Kuch padha kya ?A very old lady teacher,ask this question with D class,When I say ,I am beautiful,which tense is it?1 pupil answer-Its D past tenseSir-Tm Late Q.aaye HoPappu-Mumy,Papa Lad Rhe TheSir-Mumy,Papa Lad Rhe The Pr Tm Late Q.ayePappu-Mera 1 Juuta Mumy Or 2nd Papa K Pass T Teacher:Aaj tum late kyu aaye?School 7 baje shuru hota he...Student:Sir,Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,School shuru karwa dia karo..!Kabhi Kabhi BahutChoti Choti CheezenBhi Bahut Taklif Deti Hai, Yakeen Nahi Aata To..Sui Per Baith Kar Dekh Lo.!In d examHallExaminer: Y u wrote d formula in ur hand?Student: Bcz my master told me that, "formulas must be on finger tips"An ideal student flips a coin & thinks..Heads-will goto sleep Tails-will watch a movieStands-will listen musicStays in air-I'll studyWo Kaun Si Ek Baat He Jo Salo Pehle B Student Kahte TheAaj B Kahte He Aur Qayamat Tak Kahenge?

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