I, Robot Script - Dialogue Transcript

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Thing of beauty.Good morning sir.- Yet another on-time delivery from...- Get the hell out of my face, canner.Have a nice day.Excuse, Mr.Total performance, total readiness,total security...So goodbye to lengthy upgradesand service calls...An uplink to USR central computerprovides this state-of-the-artrobot with new programs daily.The Nester Class 5is tomorrow's robot today.Spoon, Spooney! Hey!Hold on... Excuse me

Spoon, man, where you been at?- Just away, brother- Away? Like vacation and stuff...?that's real nice man...Listen, I got a favor to ask.I need to borrow the carfor like 10-15 minutes...This is different, Spoon. Listen...I've got this fine ass little yummy,I mean, she is complete and agreeable...ass hot sprinkable, Spoon.What does that even mean?You know what it means, man,OK now stop varicating.First of all, stop cussing,because you're not good at it.Let me get temp for the bus then,man.I been there for you.- Go home!- OK, that's strike one, Spoon.

You talked to Marcy?No G.G., I haven't talked to Marcy.When I was comin'up we justdidn't marry someone then divorcethem, then not talk to them.Del, don't play with me.I bet if I stopped cookingyou'd call Marcy.Boy, what is that on your feet?Converse All Stars, vintage 2004.Don't turn your face up like that,I know you want some.All you gotta do is ask.No, thank you very much.Mmm, sweat potato pie.Put that on a plate.You know, I see on TV theygiven away some of themnew robots in the lottery?You know G.G., those robotsdon't do anybody any good.