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Piggy Song

Piggy Song

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Published by Nick Weldon
A poem from your MP, by Nick Weldon. Check out the video on Youtube!
A poem from your MP, by Nick Weldon. Check out the video on Youtube!

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Published by: Nick Weldon on Feb 14, 2010
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Piggy SongI am the MP for Northampton SouthMy existence is mainly hand to mouthAll the fruits of this wonderful landGo into my mouth, out of your handYou scrimp and you save, I know what that meansI use your moolah to butter my beansI thank the Lord for this garden of earthI thank him again for the gift of your birthToo lazy to think, or bother your headsYou just want to drink, and stay safe in your bedsBegrudge me my castle, my KitKats, my moat?You lurk in allotments, too sluggish to voteI get to banter and barter and preachWhile you dream of futures beyond your reachI have the power, the glory, the willYou have your leisure, and my hefty billI have expenses, they're part of my lifeI have horses, and children, and a greedy wifeHer club is Harrods, her tits are divineAs long as there's cash, they will always be mineShe runs the office, employed by the stateTo type, make tea, and copulateShe's my PA, my harlot, my friend, and my nurseHer undies are silk, from the people's purseI often get lonely, so far from my homeThe castle near Scunthorpe, apartment in RomeTown house in Mayfair, flat in South KenI tire of my travels, and now and againSki-ing in Verbier, on the beach in PeruI lay down my snorkel, and I think about youI'd like to be poor, and hang up my socksDown by the arches, in my own cardboard box

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