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Stoner Achievements List

Stoner Achievements List

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EZ Baked'' - Make weed cookies/brownies.
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Flying Ninja'' - Smoke outside at night.
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Nug Ninja'' - Blaze atop a Restricted building.
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Day Walker'' - Smoke outside in public during the day.
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Smooth Criminal - Smoke with a cop in the vicinity.
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White Collar Crime'' - Smoke while walking a dog, in a suburban neighborhood.
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Fruit Roll-Up'' - Buy each different taste of wraps, roll a joint for each kind, then smoke.
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Voice of Reason'' - Smoke out a straight edge person.
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Doctor's Orders - Get a permit for medical marijuana.
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Pearls Before Swine - Successfully conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is
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 in the vicinity.Determined'' - Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks.
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Perseverance - Complete a tolerance break of a month or more.
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By The Gods... - Smoke some of the legendary "Thor's Hammer."
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Rehab - Successfully take 3 shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing!
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Phew... - Get searched by a cop with at least an eighth on you and don't get caught.
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Woodstock - Smoke freely at an outdoor music festival.
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Rights holder - Carrying more than an ounce, being stopped by a cop, and telling them they can't
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 search you.Eldorado - Smoking a Bowl of Acapulco Gold.
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Fire-pit - Saving the roaches from 10 dank joints and putting them into one big joint sprinkled with
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 hash.SRS Business - Printing Life size poster of Stoner Achievements list with check boxes next to them
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 and completing every last one.One Ring to Rule Them All - Blow a perfect smoke ring.
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Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need.
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Tarzan - Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree.
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Friends with Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time.
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Undercover Brother - Go to work high.
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Arctic Fires - Smoking Northern Lights.
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Visiting the Grandparents - Grand Daddy Purp.
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Jacking Off - Jack herrer + Haze in a blunt.
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Fruit of the Loom - Smoking Blueberry (any strain), Mango Kush, Strawberry (any strain), Pineapple
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 (any strain) in a Hookah with at least one other stoner.Unleash the Beast - Have a Green Dragon.
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It's Not a Microphone - Get busted for holding the joint while talking.
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Underage b& - Toke up as or with a minor.
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Passing the Knowledge - Smoke before class.
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Shotgun Wedding - Smoking out a weed virgin using only shotties.
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The Bad Choice - Smoking right before a BBQ.
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One Million Mile High Club - Get really baked and have sex.
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Party Foul - Spill the bong water.
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Green Gills - Drink the bong water.
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The Chiba Chef - Cook an entire thanksgiving dinner, including stuffing, while high.
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The Rick Moranis - Watch all of the Honey I Shrunk the Kids movies, Space Balls, and Ghost
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 busters 1 in a row, smoking a new session for each movie, adding an extra bowl to each sesh.FUUUUUUUUU - Get your weed jacked by a cop.
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Chillin with Jimi - Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Hendrix.
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Finishing Spidey's Work - Smoke Green Goblin.
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Medicine Man - Selling 3 or more strains of Cali medical at once.
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Doctors Without Borders - Selling weed and then moving onto ADDITIONALLY providing other
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 substances at the same time.Keep it Tight - Roll a blunt that lasts 20+ minutes.
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Dingo Ate My Baby - Cops jack your piece RIGHT after it was named.
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The Mummy - Smoking a blunt without an outer leaf and use rolling papers instead.
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Dishonest Doobie - Smoking a joint wrapped in an outer leaf.
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Rugged Smoker - Take and smoke with you on a hiking trip/camping trip/etc.
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Surf n Turf - Smoke on a beach.
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I'm On a Boat - Smoke on a yacht.
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Dodging the Bullet - Smoke in a country where its the death penalty for possession. (ex. China)
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Back on the track - Going on the joiner between two train cars to smoke the joint while the train is in
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 motion.The Sloth - Wake up, wake and bake, and any time you sense you are getting less stoned, you get
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 high again, or just keep getting higher and higher all day. You sit around and watch TV or eat things,and it is not permitted to go outside unless it is only on your porch or into your backyard.The Joker - You and your friends laugh so hard you can't take a hit for more than a minute.
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The Clever Thief - Smoke up with someone you secretly don't like (or just got pissed off with),
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