Dreaming of being a Winner? Here's 20 Sure-fire ways to know if you are one...
You know you’re a winner when…
…you don’t have time to answer your e-mails.…your children start crying at the sight of you, “Mommy, I don’t like thatman!”…your psycho-analyst has become a millionaire, thanks to you.…you can ruin a family’s life by their kid scratching your car (because theycouldn’t possibly pay for the repair in their lifetime).… your vacations are the most stress-filled time of the year.…you receive the Nobel Peace Prize while (
) waging war in 3countries and your country sells two thirds of all weapons being soldworldwide.…no matter what you tell folks, they’ll believe it, just because
said it.…you’re being stalked and haunted day and night by journalists andpaparazzi , hoping they’ll catch you doing something dirty.