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Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Barnacle Bill the Sailor

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Barnacle Bill the Sailor
1."Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?"Cried the fair young maiden."It's only me from over the sea", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'm all lit up like a Christmas tree", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll sail the sea until I croak, I fight 'n swear 'n drink 'n smoke,But I can't swim a bloody stroke", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.2."Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?"Cried the fair young maiden.“I just got paid and I wanta get laid,” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.“I just got paid and I wanta get laid,” Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.3."Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?"Cried the fair young maiden.“It's only me from over the sea,”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.“My ass is tight, my temper's raw,”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.“I'm so wound up I'm afraid to stop,I'm looking for meat or I'm going to pop,A rag, a bone with a cherry on top,”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.4."Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?"Cried the fair young maiden.“Well, hurry before I bust the door,”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor“I'm hard to windward and hard a-lee,”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.“I've newly come upon the shore,And this is what I'm looking for,A jade, a maid, or even a whore,”
 
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.5."Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?""Who's that knocking at my door?"Cried the fair young maiden."Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill theSailor."Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill theSailor.6."Are you young and handsome, sir?""Are you young and handsome, sir?""Are you young and handsome, sir?"Cried the fair young maiden."I'm old 'n rough 'n dirty 'n tough", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I drink my gin 'n dip my snuff", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I drink my whiskey when I can, whiskey from an old tin can,Fer whiskey is the life of Man", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.7."What is your intention, sir?“What is your intention, sir?”“What is your intention, sir?"Cried the fair young maiden."Well hurry before I break the door", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll puff 'n fuss 'n rant 'n roar", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."I'll spin you yarns 'n tell you lies, I'll drink yer wine 'n eat yer pies,I'll kiss yer cheek 'n black yer eyes", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.8.If you love me, say its I,“If you love me, say it’s I,”“If you love me, say it’s I,”Cried the fair young maiden.“Aye, aye!” said he, “It’s certainly me!” said Barnacle Bill the sailor.“Aye, aye!” said he, “And now we agree,” said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.9."Sing me a love song low and sweet!""Sing me a love song low and sweet!""Sing me a love song low and sweet!"Cried the fair young maiden.
 
"Sixteen men on a dead man's chest", sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor."Yo-heave-ho and a bottle of rum", sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor."Oh, a high-rig-a-jig and a jauntin' car, a-hee a-ho are you 'most done,Belay my boys and the Bull-jine run", sang Barnacle Bill the Sailor.10."Will you take me to the dance?“Will you take me to the dance?“Will you take me to the dance?"Cried the fair young maiden."To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Billthe Sailor."To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Billthe Sailor.11."Tell me that we soon shall wed!""Tell me that we soon shall wed!""Tell me that we soon shall wed!"Cried the fair young maiden."I've got me a wife in every port", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."And handsome gals is what I court", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor."With my false heart 'n flatterin' tongue, I courts 'em all both old 'nyoung,I courts 'em all but marries none", says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.12Oh, your whiskers scrape my cheeks“Oh, your whiskers scrape my cheeks”“Oh, your whiskers scrape my cheeks”Said the fair young maiden.“I'm dirty and lousy and full of fleas”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor“I'll stick my mast in whom I please”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor“My flowing whiskers give me class, The sea horses ate them instead of grass,If they hurt your cheeks, they'll tickle your ass,”Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.13."Will you vow to marry me?”“Will you vow to marry me?”“Will you vow to marry me?"Said the fair young maiden.

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