Chapter 1*~*~*Carlisle's Point Of View*~*~*
"Esme dear, I'm home," I called out, walking into the house. I expected the face of mybeautiful wife to meet me as usual. What I saw instead shocked and disturbed me greatly."Dad!" Jasper called out, highly embarrassed. He was dancing around to the song I FeelPretty from The West Side Story. He was wearing a tight leather mini skirt and a revealingcorset along with fishnet stockings and stripper shoes. On his back was a tramp stamp,most likely drawn in permanent marker. The worst part being the pole which he wasdancing around.I really shouldn't be surprised anymore. I have seen more in the last year than I've everwanted to see in my entire existence. If I walked in on my kids doing one more kinky thingI may have to kill them all. Starting with Emmett and Rosalie for having sex…on my bed…I'd really had it with my children! The only normal one was Claire and she's to freakingyoung to be truly weird!"FAMILY MEETING! RIGHT NOW!" I shouted for all my family to hear. I was againsurprised, this time at how angry I sounded.Within a matter of minutes every member of the house was sitting around the long diningroom table. I took my place at the head of the table, to agitated to sit."Carlisle, what's wrong love?" my darling wife asked from her end of the table. She lookeda little scared, as did most of the children. Only Alice and Edward looked truly terrified.Well they'll need to suck it up."I just think we could all use a little therapy," I said, my voice scary calm. "Dr. Gigglesagreed to be the family therapist. He's new at the hospital but comes highlyrecommended. Obviously he knows nothing about the fact that were all mythicalcreatures, aside from Claire of course. I would prefer if it stayed that way. I cannot andwill not force anyone to go to therapy however I would prefer it if you all just went quietly.I cannot force any of you into therapy but I can force all of you out of my house and I canfreeze all bank accounts," I announced. I knew it was wrong of me to threaten evictionand cutting them off but honestly, it would probably be the fastest way to get them toagree."Daddy, I'll do whatever you want me to just please don't take away my credit card!Please! And of course Jasper will come too," Alice begged, the first to give in. Of course itwould boil down to shopping for her. Well that's two down. Only 16 more to go."Don't worry Alice, as long as you go willingly I'm not going to take your credit cardsaway. Next up, Edward. Are you going to go or am I going to sell a certain silver Volvo?" Iasked him. Staring him down."So much for not forcing us to go. I'll go just for the love of all that is holy, don't hurt thecar," he begged."But I'm not 'forcing' you to go. I'm giving you options. I'm just also endangering things Iknow you love to get you to go without much complaint. Bella?" I said, turning to look atBella."No need to threaten my stuff Carlisle. I'll go more than willingly. As will Renesmee andJacob," she announced, speaking for her daughter and son-in-law.6 out of 18 really isn't bad. Now for the rest, "Anyone else going to go willingly andwithout coercion? Raise your hands."