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Urban Folk: Lucky 13: the Autumnal Issue
Summer’s over. Time to stop relaxing and get back into the groove of making music, booking shows, recording
albums... and not sweating. There’s really been too much of that, lately.
As the heat gets more bearable, it’s a good time to take stock, to reflect on why we’re doing all this: the
performing, the watching of performances, the singing, the songwriting, the reviewing, all the crap that we all do.
It’s to have sex. Don’t deny it. You might think you’re an artist so you can express yourself, come to terms with
important emotional issues in your youth, or because you’re so angry at the military-industrial complex that you
honestly believe a three-minute pop ditty will take it down. But really, what’s it all about?
Well, I said it a line or two above. It’s to get chicks - whatever ‘chick’ might mean to you. Don’t deny it. And if you
deny it, I don’t want to hear it.
Anyway, it’s a shame that with the heat no longer burning holes in our heads, everyone will start to wear
more layers. But then again, the way I’m built, maybe it’s a godsend... and speaking of godsends, John Houx
copy-edited this issue, and did a fantabulous job (and yes, he could probably tell you that fantabulous isn’t a
word - that’s just how good he is!). Anyway, dude, thanks for the eediting.
Jonathan Berger, editor
IN THIS ISSUE:
Dan Asselin: I’ve decided that my number one priority EM: What is it that she does that you would like to do?
in life is to graduate college. It’s so crucial right now. DA: There’s this balance in her music. They say in
I started out at the University of North Carolina – creative writing you should show someone – not tell
Wilmington. It’s a really good school but I just wasn’t them. She writes about relationships. And the perspec-
ready to be there. tive she writes from... she says, I’m gonna show you
Emily Moment: For Music? what it felt like, and I’m also gonna tell you what it was
like... and it’s very intimate.
DA: No. I wanted to be a director. I wanted to make
movies. And I have a feeling that is somehow going to EM: When did you start music lessons?
come back into my life. That was one semester. I had DA: I took guitar lessons when I was 10 or 12. But I
a really bad bout of depression and I ended up leaving never really sat down and learned how to read music.
school and coming home. I was horribly lonely. EM: You have a major ear.
EM: So you went back to Long Island. DA: That’s why I never had to pursue reading music. I
DA: Yeah just laying low, working in a surf shop. And I could always just turn on a song and know how to play
was just home. My friends were at school and my it by listening.
brother wasn’t home and my sister wasn’t home and EM: So did you get more out of the work you did on
that was when I found the mic on my Mac for your own then you did from the lessons?
Garageband. And I just locked myself in my room for
weeks recording. That was it for me. DA: There are a couple of things like barre chords that
I never would’ve learned if it weren’t for lessons. But
EM: Did that music come out of your depression? you know mostly kids want to learn Hendrix ego riffs. I
DA: I didn’t really think of it as being causal. But it was moved away from that early on. The thing I’m doing
coming from really deep sad places. Good music came now – the sort of Bluegrassy stuff, nobody taught me
from it, but I don’t want all my music to come from that. how to do that. When I was young I used to sit around
I think that the very best music comes from a place of and write these weird guitar parts, technical weird stuff.
strength and joy and positivity. Music needs to enter- I was in the best high school band when I was 15 years
tain them and bring them to a different place. And you old. We played pretty big shows and we were consid-
don’t wanna keep bringing them back to the same place. ered a special sound. And that’s kind of how I picked
There are some people who can get away with it just up all that weird technical stuff. Those guys were really
because they’re so incredibly charming like Fiona Apple. into jazz-fusion. They were like the Dillinger Escape
She’s just shamelessly egocentric and confessional. Plan, which is this weird, heavy metal, fast, clown
EM: She’s one of your biggest influences, right? murdering music – it’s really awful to listen to.
DA: She’s my favorite songwriter, yes. EM: Clown murdering music?
Brian Speaker: What was the inspiration for this group- he came up with a whole bunch of ideas including the
ing of photographs? thrown kiss. He’s reminded me that I asked him to
Herb Scher: As I thought about getting seriously back repeat it after he did it once quickly before I was ready
into photography, I knew that one of the things I wanted to snap the pose.
to concentrate on was portraits. Walking around New When Ben Godwin and I got together, we decided to go
York I’m always wondering what’s going on in the to the Museum of Natural History because his songs
thoughts of the people I see. I’m not sure if photogra- have references to dinosaurs and “Skin and Bones.”
phy can really reveal what’s on people’s minds, but I We were worried though that once they saw us shoot-
hope the pictures can say something about the indi- ing they might kick us out. We started photographing
viduals and about people in general. I approached Jon away in the lobby where they have a few large dinosaur
Berger – who was editing Urban Folk with Dave Cuomo skeletons. Eventually a guard did come over to us and
at the time – and started shooting for them gradually. we were all prepared with our excuses when she said
Urban Folk gave me a good reason to ask people to “you know, you might want to think about shooting him
pose for photographs and a place to have the work pub- from below looking up. I’ve seen a lot of people do that
lished. and it’s very effective.”
Over time I’ve been able to learn a lot through the pro-
cess of shooting many different performers for the maga- BS: What feedback have you had personally?
zine. It’s also nice to be able to document the Side- HS: The feedback has been great. I’ve had a wide
walk community and to have a chance to get to know range of nice comments. It is very rewarding in cases
better a wide range of people from the scene. I’m sort where the work seems to have some particular reso-
of amazed that Urban Folk is even published – that a nance to someone.
scene like this can support its own zine – and I’m re-
ally glad that Jon is able to keep it going. BS: When and what got you started in photography?
HS: I started taking pictures when I was fairly young.
BS: You really brought out the character of the per- Maybe around 10 or 11. I took a few photography
formers. What relationship do you have with the artists classes and learned how to process film and make
in the pictures? black and white prints. My brother and I had a dark-
HS: One very nice benefit of taking these pictures is room at home for a little while. I also took a photo class
getting to know the people I photograph. When I look while in graduate school from a guy named Tom Roma,
at the photographs that are on display I remember all and I’m still absorbing things I learned from him. How-
the little things that happened on the day we took the ever, after losing two good cameras – one in college
pictures. One of the things I’ve learned during the course and one when I first moved to New York – I decided to
of all this is that the best photos come from a collabo- wait to buy another one until I felt I was responsible
ration between me and the person I’m shooting. For enough not to lose it. That took about 20 years. About
example, in the photo of Vin throwing a kiss,I generally 18 months ago I finally bought a good digital camera
suggested that he try some different expressions, but that I have managed not to lose so far.
For those of you who live under a rock, Daniel Bernstein (as we are calling him at the moment)
Huggabroomstock is the brand-new and hopefully-an- was next and was awesome as usual. That guy is just
nual music festival that was held at Maria Hernandez really good at writing songs. And his jock drummer
Park in Bushwick on August 11th. Organized by Toby makes some of the best drumming faces around. In
Goodshank, Peter Dizozza and some other likely lads, one of the most action packed sequences of the day,
the ‘stock boasted a full roster of some of AntiFolk’s the bass drum started moving across the stage. Then
most beloved acts. I was smart enough to get the day the drum’s owner, Mr. Johnny Dydo, leapt up and tried
off from work so that I didn’t miss a goddamn thing. it secure it mid-song. The drummer either didn’t notice
Like all good endeavors, my day at Huggabroomstock that Johnny’s head was under the ride cymbal or he
began with a hearty home-cooked meal of scrambled just couldn’t stop the rock. Either way, he just kept on
eggs and champagne. So I was already a little buzzed banging it. We were all a little concerned that Johnny
and mildly hung-over by the time I headed off to the would come out in some kind of Looney-Tune-style daze
park with my breakfast buddies. On the way over I spot- but he was unscathed. (His scathing came later when
ted that dude from TV on the Radio coming out of a that very same drum kit attacked him and cut his hand
bodega wearing a very natty suit. I waved at him and he open during the Huggabroomstik set).
waved back. I took it as a good sign. I suspected that Schwervon! was going to kick ass,
The Huggabroomstik boys were busily setting up the and kick ass they did. That’s what they do. And, like
stage. There was some concern about the best way to all good celebrity couples, they've adopted a third-world
hang up the beautiful banner that Neil Kelly’s mom had son in the form of Preston Spurlock (if you count Florida
as third-world). I was concerned that he would get hurt
in the crossfire once Matt and Nan started their tradi-
tional sparring. But it never happened. Maybe having a
child DOES make everything better. The sun seemed
to be at its peak during the Schwervon set so there
wasn’t quite as much thrash dancing as one usually
sees, but I know that I was dancing in my brain.
There was a lot of talk all day about what the
local Bushwickers were going to make of The
Purple Organ. The guy cuts an imposing fig-
ure even before he plugs in his magical
guitar. And then you can usually count
of him to sing some material that
quilted for the occasion. Luckily, Nan Turner had some makes even a worldly gal like me
extra Schwervon pins that served quite MacGyver-ly. blush (I refer you to the poochie-
It was a hot day, and the performance space afforded pussy number). Was this fam-
)
First on the bill was the new band Kung Fu Crime Wave. an eye. I guess
Fronted by Luke Kelly, the band features Deenah Moffie,
yo
Bushwick is just a
Joanna Kelly and some dude in goggles that Angela
ws
was a lot to like about this band. Really catchy. Mostly, than other
es
I was just grateful that someone finally had the cour- parts of
(th
ing earlier that day. One of the things that really made
es
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OMFUG
(Other Metaphysics for Uplifting Gourmandizers)
by J.J. Hayes
Let me just say, in case any students of philosophy or good reading? Aren’t other factors at play in determin-
evolutionary biology happen to read this, that I think ing whether a work deserved the appellation “literature?”
Darwinism is a species of formalism, laboring under a The other day I came across the new Weird Al Yankovic
hidden essentialism without which, by the way it, would video “Trapped in a Drive-Thru.” It is a parody of R. Kelly’s
just be a branch of chemistry or physics. “Trapped in a Closet.” It is eleven minutes long. And it
But enough about me, we’re here to talk about the is one of the most brutally depressing takes on Ameri-
Scene, about Music. can life I have ever seen. It left me with a feeling of
emptiness and meaninglessness I hadn’t known since
We will start with Weird Al Yankovic, and via the critics
listening to Lou Reed’s Berlin. Adam Green’s Gem-
of Dylan imitators, lay bare the unknown and uncon-
stones got me close to that space where we’re all a
scious assumptions so blithely accepted in casual
swirl of matter dropping meaningless red bricks from
conversation and musical criticism, thereby implicat-
between our legs, just as we in turn were dropped
ing ourselves in the maintenance of violent power struc-
bloody red from another concoction of water and car-
tures. That sounds simple enough.
bon, but Weird Al sent me right over the edge. This
As any dilettante fraud will tell you, especially one pur- video made want to cry. It gave me nausea with a capi-
porting to be a critic, musical or otherwise, the thing tal S-A-R-T-R-E.
most to be feared is the uncovering of your ignorance.
As a good denizen of MySpace, I immediately bulletined
You know, the slip at the academic cocktail party which
my friends about the find. The Subject line read: More
reveals that you never finished Ulysses (OK, never got
Depressing than Lou Reed’s Berlin? You be the judge…
past the first two pages).
My text read: “I liked R. Kelly’s attempt, but I must say
Now C.S. Lewis, in a wonderful little book entitled An that Weird Al has just ripped modern life to shreds with
Experiment in Criticism, tried to set forth an objective this one. Someone find me a razorblade.”
standard for determining whether a work constituted
That’s when the fear set in. The fear that I was in the
“literature.” His tentative conclusion was that if there
position of C.S. Lewis’ single reader, a not very literate
was at least one person who read and re-read the par-
person who was in love with a book that any reason-
ticular work, i.e. went back to
ably well-read person would iden-
the writing more than once,
tify as a hack rip-off.
then that piece could not be
considered beyond the pale What if the more well-read and
of “literature.” It could not be wiser folk on my friends list saw
dismissed summarily as “bad the video, and knew that some-
reading,” pulp, or whatever. one else had done a similar film
or video, and had done it better?
One response to Lewis’s ex-
Would they shake their heads
periment was to suppose a
and say: “Oh, this video is so de-
single person indeed loved a
rivative, how could J.J. even think
particular book or story, and
it was so stunning? Why, [name
returned to it repeatedly, yet
filmmaker] did this years ago. It’s
that story was a poor imita-
a rip-off!” This, of course, leads
tion, an utterly derivative
us to Bob Dylan.
knock-off, of some other writer
who by other standards was Here’s a knock against various
much better. Doesn’t that artists I’ve been hearing for de-
show that we cannot rely on cades: “a Dylan rip-off,” “just try-
the power of a particular piece ing to sound like Dylan,” “a
to determine whether it is wannabe Dylan.” This can be a
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Jeff Jacobson
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