2.INT. CHAPTER HOUSE - DAYThe Monks and the Abbot all turn as light streams into thedim room as Brother Maurice and Brother Paul maneuver thegruel into the Chapter House.The Abbot sighs as the two Brothers move the vat to thecenter of the room.Maurice and Paul ignore the other Monks, they nod reverentlyto the Abbot.Then they move to either side of the vat.The Abbot looks with concern to his aide, BROTHER RADICCIO,who looks back.Suddenly Brother Maurice reaches under his robe and producesa boombox.Brother Paul grins wide and winks at the Abbot, who’s eyesgrow wide with fear.Brother Maurice pushes the play button on the boombox.“HEAVEN’S ON FIRE” by KISS starts playing.The other Monks’ mouths fall open in disbelief.A buxom, redheaded STRIPPER rockets out of the gruel to thedelight of Brothers Maurice and Paul.Gruel flies everywhere – a large splop landing on theAbbot’s forehead.The stripper wears only a sequined thong and pasties.Brother Paul takes her hand and helps her out of the vat. Ashe does so, she bends over and grinds her ass into Paulwhile blowing a kiss to the Abbot.As all the blood drains from The Abbot’s face, BrotherRadiccio passes out and drops from sight.The line of Monks are shocked, horrified and strangelydelighted.Brother Maurice is now wearing a green visor, has hissleeves rolled up and is waving around a fist full of dollarbills.The Stripper slinks her way toward the mortified Abbot. Sheclimbs up on the platform and dances for him for a moment.Then she drops to her knees, whips her long red hair in acircle, sending gruel flying. Then – her head disappears,presumably into the old Abbot’s berobed lap.