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Rules for Kickin Ass

Rules for Kickin Ass

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Published by gregm7334
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Published by: gregm7334 on Mar 12, 2010
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"Rules for Kickin' Ass"
Rules for the Non-Military:Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs inour great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can stilllend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would likeyour assistance:1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing ahat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick theirass.2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning theAmerican Flag in protest - kick their ass.3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, paythe highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you seeanyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explainhow these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask inevery second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices theseveterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold themdown while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that youwere. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or JungleFatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay whenyou were seven years old, now, it will only make you lookstupid and get your ass kicked.5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do notask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force isa pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children areexempt).6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory(the US flag) prances by during aparade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her byplacing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the militarymember or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severeass-kicking.8. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense tome - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vetand therefore would kick your ass!9. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*),'Grunt'(*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*),etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other.Unless you are a service member or vet, you have notearned the right to use them. Using them could get your asskicked.10. Last, but not least, whether or not you become amember of the military, support our troops and theirfamilies. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that youenjoy with family and friends, please remember that thereare literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines andairmen far from home wishing they could be with theirfamilies. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices theymake every day. Without them, our Country would get it'sass kicked.11. 'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us thefreedom of the press.' 'It's the Veteran, not the poet, whohas given us thefreedom of speech.' 'It's the Veteran, not thecommunity organizer, who gives us the freedom todemonstrate.' 'It's the Military who salutes the flag, whoserves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by theflag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'AND ONE MORE:12. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem inSpanish - KICK THEIR ASS. ONE LAST THING: If you got thisemail and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get

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