j Lisa i cd Te AiG DisLOVE SICK What month are we in? February? Damn, I'l admit Lam more of a summer dude. can diy the winter though. | get it. [respect it. Nature isa Bitch. Never fuck with her. ‘What the hell is up with the swine flu, I hate this shit, My niece got it, my boss and some other cats around town, This sucks because the odds of me not getting it are not good. | get all the weird shit. I have had shit that's not even in the medical books. Thad Cat Scratch Fever! Who the hell has gottin' that shit? No one. I thought my Doctor hhad @ killer since of humor. I shit you not I will die some day of the stupidest crap ever Just gonna be something dumb as all hell, Sucks. That's why | always tell my Family and Friends that I love em’, I mean cause really you have no idea when "When? is gonna come, So if "you" have a second call up your loved one, friend or whatever and tell em’ you love em’. You only live once, so get it straight the first time. A lot of people got hang ups on this LOVE thing. I don't, Love is love, Feel that shit and mean it, Love ain't no "Disco". Love ain't no "side step"and Love really ain't no "maybe", Love just happens to be "Blood, Sweet and Tears" That's why......(Henty the Spider drops down on Nielzine’s: shoulder) and says "What the Hell is your dumb ass talking about ya goddamn hippie”? "I'm talking about Love Henry” I said, "Damn you and your Love, What in tar nation do you know about Love"? Henry snarls, Nielzine gets up and makes his way to the record player singing "I know a little bout’ love and baby 1 guess the rest”. "O crap don't put that damn Lynard Skynard hick shit on again” spat Henry. "Henry you know Hove you" Nielzine says with a laugh as he flicks bottle cap at Henry, Henry side steps and spins back up his web "Well [hate your boozing guts" Nielzine snatches Henry olf the wall and gives hima big kiss on his hairy back, ANT eight of Henry's eyes pop open in horror and screams "You drunk asshole if you wanna kiss something you can kiss my ass" . "Happy Valentine's Day Henry" Nielzine says as he hunts Lynaid Skynard and pops open another beer. Henry then give's Nielzine not one. nor two, but four micile fingers Welcome to Nielzine #64 Well i didn't receive one damn clown drawing last month, ‘That sucked, but i did receive a scary email with a horrid little song, about a clown named Basco or Basko or some crap. Thanks Matt, Nothing like trying to relax while listening to some psycho clown clip. The Ant Project for The Masses is still the spirit of NIELZINE, Sometimes i Fee! this spirit gets lost Funderstand people have not read all the issues and have come in late When things are good i tend not to do these rambling banters, beeause A) it takes up space that your ART could be taking up and B)..... Well i forgot what B was. So here's what i wants ya to do, NIELZINE has Always been FREE, but this month if you are reading these words you must pay the Piper. That's right The Ferry Man. You must pay One pigce of Art, Banter or Bye Swag, One litile odd snippet from your DNA. One Postcard, One email. One note.One Random Record Review. Tella friend. It's fun and almost better than (add something here) Some Dude, Nielzine |: Time «HRIMEY. Deny WF y THE BHI ‘ SOY QV HER UE eee PARTIES. Sal : BUF OF THE FOOLSen Chawla 3 Buasees one tage be ) owas ) said Bees vs zest /) vhs A Beer? Nol 4) UL! Le Fine WaLpa..If ya tired of staring at Lady Ga Ga's poker face then check out some of these NIELZINE APPOVED upcoming shows! Publiquors, Box Office Poison and The Hellen Kellers @ The Black Cat ‘Saturday March 18th, 9P.M.-—-FREE Gonna be @ big ass Jam Session at the Hall of Flowers in the Sonoma County Fair Grounds im counting at least 14 Bands. One is Fear The Fiasco. $15 ai the door or pre sale $12 March 6th , Check out this MySpace for More details www, Rivapace.conyurdiemixn Lot's see who else is playing? The Phoonix Theater has a nice fitle ditty coming up February 27-7:30.$15 duckets~ Jello Biafra and The Guantanamo School of Medicine With locals ASHTRAY. Also Playing CORMORANT. Check out CORMORANTS songs on their MySpace. Some brutal shit 4 Ayspiles com/eormevanionsie i'ya dig that show than ya can check em* out again at The ¢, March 3 Lat 8:00, let's see what else,...0" Sweet Family Night with Sk and ‘The Mentors!,,.NOT 2/262.010 9:00 PM at Skitzo & The MENTORS @ Quiney downtown Rohnert Park, Rohnert Park, California 94928 Cost: 5, SKITZO + THE MENTORS & 1 fe opening, on? This will make History 4 ad Von whet nl ( Fete Ti Me) be (ve KITZO & KRAWE, My God what the hell is poin W.A,S.P. & § When: Tuesday, March 23, 2010 8:00 PM 32:30 ANd POT Where: Last Day Saloon in SANTA ROSA STH & DAVIS SANTA ROSA, CA 95402 Doom is near, Hor back Issues of NIELZINE go to www. scribd.com/NIELZINE Read this Book: Lies My Teacher Told Me by James W LoewenFrom the UK..Drunk Tongue!!! Not for the restful... Drunk Tongue is for the true Sicko! Charging full force with heavy riffs and face shattering vocals while keeping the Rock and Roll flag hoisted high over head. Gathering an Army of the true hearted and shoving a Drunk Tongue down all non believers throats! You wanted the Tongue.., You got the Tongue... Drunk Tongue! A drunkin’ believer, Nielzine conv/drunktongue Little Shop of Horrors- Check this Shop out on 730 Third Street in Santa Rosa OUR ADDICTIONS - Damn The Man and get ya shit at this store. Clothing of all walks of LIFE. Get sumptin' pierced while ya wait. Peeps deez sites... www.ouraddictions.net -or- myspace.com/ouraddictions clunk, clunk elunk (That's the sound of a axe blade on the side of a Ram horn full Nielzine thrust his Grog in the air, slams his axe into the wooden table. “| would like to make a toast to Frances! May you always have a Sunbeam to warm you. Good luck to charm you, And a sheltering angel. So nothing can harm you, Laughter to cheer you. Faithful friends near you. And whenever you pray Heaven to hear you, (Hugh applause and drunkin' cheers from the Viking dining hall) On January 26th Frances May took natures grand slip and slide into this world into the lovin’ arms of Joe and Sara Ryckebosch. Congrats Folks! Everyone be careful on StPatricks Day! Watch out for one another, E keep a cab number on my y or know. 707 $44 4444, You may wanna think about it as well, All the Ladies in the house never leave your drinks unattended. Some sick fuckers out there, Ladies watch out for each other.» Your Guardian Drunk, St. Niefzine, Fave Fiveane Be" BepPinr 24 pyve- BYE . in Brew Bp in’ in an evaperats § Pob Lraint racks rune ings Grever off | | nko the weeds. Custan ears costing more than 3 home these days, wendgring, tf my pb willever retuen from its "wor Ring velit: Vacation over seas? Wondering about | what happened tolfiy country? N'out in Sront all i see are Rences and dreaws Vusting, away from me. 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