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BRICK
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The top and bottom of the brick were smooth as glass, but the
sides were very rough like a cement block. Even Miss Wimple
gasped when she saw the brick up close. I dropped it onto the
desk only a few inches but it made a loud thunk and dented
the wood of the desk, everyone laughed. Miss Wimple rubbed
her finger slowly back and forth across the smooth top of the
brick, catching her breath, then said. “It really is gold, Billy!”
Miss Wimple’s voice was almost a squeak and she was getting
very nervous and excited at the same time. She leaped out of
her chair and declared in a loud voice “Early recess, but not
you Billy” She turned to Jenny who was just leaving the room.
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“Jenny do not say any thing about what is going on here, but
go get Mr. Nicholas to come to the classroom please.”
Jenny nodded; she always ran errands for Miss Wimple. Miss
Wimple and I just stood there and looked at each other and the
brick. I could hear the slap, slap, slap of Mr. Nicholas’
Frankenstein shoes coming up the hall. The big black shoes
were really Dr. Schools massaging gel shoes. However, one
look at them and everyone said they looked like Frankenstein’s
best pair with thick soles, big toes and clunky laces.
“Billy just had it sitting on his desk, and then he yelled “WOW”
getting everyone’s attention. Almost in a whisper, Miss Wimple
said, “It’s real”. Mr. Nicholas eyebrows shot up under his hair
on his head. “Come along both of you to my office”, he said.
Then that horrible question came out for the first time. The
Golden Bear said, “Billy where did you get this brick?” My face
started burning and I said, “I don’t know it was just there.
Well, I was daydreaming about a Leprechaun named Howdy
and the brick was just there! Honest!” The words shot out of
my mouth like an Uzi submachine gun. The Golden Bear
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stopped (he can really stop fast with those big thumpers)
turned around because he was ahead of me and said darkly.
“Billy! It has to have come from somewhere...” The Golden
Bear was getting upset, he did not like mysteries and I was the
cause of one.
The next hour was the most miserable in my life. My mom said
she could not get off work until 4 o’clock, which frustrated Mr.
Nicholas. However, Detective Smith from the Chesterfield PD
was there with his lights flashing right in front of the school.
Detective Smith was a thin man with a tiny mustache the size
of a small caterpillar crawling across his lip under his hawk
shaped nose.
Detective Smith kept me for another hour and took page after
page of notes from Miss Wimple, every classmate that had
been in the room and the Golden Bear. He just gave me the
evil eye after I told him about Howdy. Finally mom came and
Boy! She took control immediately; she told Detective Smith
and the Golden Bear to leave us alone for a while.
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DVD’s for my stay over night last week. Part way through
number two he started laughing at Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl.
He said she looked like Howdy Doody’s sister. I thought,
“Whatever old people get strange sometimes.” However, after
the movies he went down into the basement storeroom and
came back with this old hand puppet. He did kind of look like
Jessie, but even Leprechauns have red hair and freckles I
complained. Where did that come from? I it just popped out of
my mouth I had been thinking of cowboys and Toy Story. That
night after getting off gramps PC having found pictures of
Howdy Doody and Cowboy Bob, Leprechauns and Toy Story I
was very tired. I crawled into my overnight sleeping bag. I was
dreaming about Howdy Doody, Jessie and leprechauns. Howdy
sat on top of a pile of jumbled up gold bricks all laughing at me
and throwing small gold nuggets that hurt! I fought back with
rocks from behind a big oak tree, but woke up before I could
really plaster Howdy.
Mom had her cell phone up to her ear but I could still hear part
of what Grandpa Willard was saying. “Mary Jane the boy is
telling the truth. I heard him having bad dreams on the family
room carpet going on about a dream, saying ouch-ouch over
and over again.” Mom walked out into the outer office then
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Mom came back into Mr. Nicholas’ office and asked me to take
off “Incredibles t-shirt” I was wearing; Mom sucked her breath
in, because I had those bruises again. I started leaning away
from her against the desk when I felt something hard against
my Wrangler pants pocket. I jumped as if I had been burnt.
There was another gold brick on Golden Bear’s desk.
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Chapter 2
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Billy’s house was an older red brick ranch style with four
bedrooms and many trees all around it. Mowing the lawn was
always an all day job but Billy did not mind as he could be off
daydreaming the whole time. The squad car in the driveway
plus Lupé in the doorway to keep the paparazzi off the
property gave some sense of calm. ISP (Indiana State Police)
kept the highways clear of paparazzi but it was a full time job
for over a week. Because of Lupé, Mary Jane insisted on using
the Madison County Sherriff’s office for all escorts.
Billy did get out of town for his quick plane trip to Chicago and
the Oprah Show. This was Oprah’s last year and she was doing
everything with a bang. Oprah did spent some time with Billy
in her office; she talked about her Book of the Month Club.
Why? Because Oprah told Billy, he still had a “Big” mystery to
solve about the gold bricks and how it would make a wonderful
story.
Jenny Murphy called a couple of times to find out how Billy was
doing. Jenny gave Billy’s stomach butterflies just talking to her
on the phone because he knew she really liked him, but for a
girl she was a friend so it was okay. Carl and Smitty (whose
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name was Larry but nobody dared call him that) were Billy’s
‘buds’ and came over anytime things got too depressing
during that time before Billy could go back to school. In fact,
the only time Jenny came over to the house was when Carl and
Smitty dragged her over to play detective. Billy’s room was
just big enough for the four of them, lying on the carpet in the
middle head-to-head. They were doing this because Smitty’s
idea of taking notes and arguing about the bricks did not do
anything. Therefore, Jenny wanted to try daydreaming as a
group looking up at Billy’s star charts on the ceiling. They
formed a compass, Jenny-north, Smitty-east, Carl-south and
Billy –west. “So here we are” thought Billy. “Ok close my eyes
(eye roll behind the eyelids thinking of all the times the
shrinks made him do this), and just let myself go into a
daydream.” Jenny said no pillows, just heads on the carpet and
NO TALKING. “Geeze Louise Jenny,” Carl grumbled.
Billy noticed after a few minutes the room grew quiet, it was
even hard to hear the others breathing. “Hey!” Thought Billy,
“I’m daydreaming it’s the first time since the principle’s office
it’s really happened. Wow,” Billy thought this daydream looked
like Mounds State Park just up the road. ‘Pussitt’ the sound
came to Billy’s ear and a sting to Billy’s right arm caught his
attention, and there was a nugget of gold lying in the grass!
“Howdy is that you?” Billy yelled after a pop, a sting to Billy’s
back; followed by chuckling from behind a nearby Indian
mound, and Billy knew it was. “You bean buzy Billy boy,”
Howdy chided sounding like an Irishman and not a cowboy “no
time fer dreaming and fighting wid the likes O me?” “Howdy
can we just talk for a minute? Truce?” he asked; “blimey Billy
what would you and I talk aboot?” said Howdy.
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“Well we could start by you telling me why you think it’s funny
to throw nuggets at me.” Billy in an irritable voice grumped at
Howdy. “Oh, that’s my wee way of getting yer attention; ya
really tend to wander when you’re dreaming Billy”. While they
had began talking Billy could just see Dowdy’s bright red mop
of hair bobbing out the side of the Indian mound. “Ok” said
Billy “but what about the bricks?” Howdy threw up his hands
and fell to the ground, kicking his heels into the air and
howling with laughter. Then with tears streaming down his
cheeks he sat up and said:” Billy that’s not been me atall those
bricks have come from your side of the mist, and a fine pair tis
been.” With that, Howdy winked out of existence in Billy’s
dream. Carl gave a big bellow and sat up from the compass.
Everyone sat up; their eyes blinking after being shut so long,
then a stared into the middle where now there were four gold
bricks! A tiny shred of paper atop each with one saying it was
for that person.
Lupé burst into the room, looking very dangerous with a Billy
club in hand. Both Lupé and Billy (the boy not the club)
groaned at the same time. They were already doing reruns in
their minds of past week, boy what a pain. “I can call a deputy
and have him take the brick to the National Bank in the mall”,
Lupé urged. Grandpa Willard was in the doorway with a canvas
bag to put the bricks into it. Billy wondered if Grandpa knew
something he had not shared or if he was just prepared. The
parents were notified, informing them of this startling event.
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with all that gooey fingerprint black dust. Yuck!” None of the
four friends had had time to get excited over the two new
bricks showing up. Nevertheless, they were certainly giving
each other hand signals and whispering desperately to each
other. No one wanted to tell Detective Smith that each one had
the same dream with Howdy. Carl, Smitty and Jenny whispered
to each other that they had shared Billy’s daydream with
Howdy in it. Both Lupé and Grandpa got the message that the
kids had something to tell them without the Detective present.
Chapter 3
Mary Jane and Billy did not live within the city limits of
Chesterfield Lupé said, to all four after Detective Smith’s crew
left without a single new fingerprint other than those who
were there. Lupé called Deputy Jeb Rozenaxe (and yes he had
a tattoo with a rose and axe on his shoulder) he was a Sheriff’s
detective in the county. After interviewing the ‘Gold brick
gang’ Jeb advised having a State trooper detective along too.
Buzz Nightgear was in uniform and eager to help, he said he
had already called in several units to block off Mounds State
Park.
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Fiddle Back Mound was where Deputy Jeb discovered the gold
dust, tiny particles of gold the dust on the grass behind the
mound. The press denied access to where investigators were,
were frantic for a story. Word did leak out as it usually does
that evidence of Howdy had been found, and now the FBI was
getting involved! What a fight; all the different law
enforcement agencies trying to get a piece of the action! The
FBI had to get a federal judge to allow them access to the
case, the fact that Mounds was a state park not a federal one
caused concern. Everyone kept tight lipped about anything and
everything to do with the “Gold Brick Case”.
The FBI got under everyone’s skin; from the first doorbell ring,
the agents were spooky. The male agent wore dark sunglasses
(mirror reflections) and introduced himself as Mr. Skull E. Oh;
he did not like the tag Mr. E, “just call me Skull E (Skully)
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After two more days of questioning the FIB let Billy, go back to
school! However, the FBI’s big black RV stayed parked outside
wherever Billy was at the time. The RV ruined Billy’s view from
his back seat by the window in Miss Wimples’ class, but did
start bring up his grades for the class due to not being able to
daydream so much.
Billy, Carl, Smitty and Jenney hung together during lunch break
and nobody got close with Lupé and the FBI standing guard. As
the ‘Gold Brick Gang’ discussed every little detail they could
think of a few clues became clear. First, they tried pairing up
in Billy’s room Billy-Carl, Billy-Smitty and Billy-Jenney, but
nothing happened other than memorizing the carpet weave.
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was the clue about the bricks coming from this side of the
Mist, everyone was baffled.
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Therefore, it was 10 days after school let out that the four
gathered at the Anderson airport in the wee hours of the
morning. The fast and sleek little 12-passenger jet finally
rumbled and roared down the short runway and into the night
sky full of stars and dreams. The four friends were off on the
adventure of a lifetime.
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