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I wish I had two cows

I wish I had two cows

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Published by Fanny Sylvia C.
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Published by: Fanny Sylvia C. on May 08, 2008
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 I wish I had two cows
SOCIALISM:You have 2 cowsand you give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISM:You have 2 cowsthe Government takes both and gives you some milk.FASCISM:You have 2 cowsthe Government takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows.The Government takes both and shoots you.BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cowsthe Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell themand retire on the income.AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire aconsultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.A FRENCH CORPORATION: (i love this one)You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twentytimes the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and marketthem World-Wide.A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

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