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KADI JOKES
Here is a collection of the popular & irritating Tamil "aruvai jokes'. So feel free to mug them up andbore your friends (or enemies). I will not be responsible for the consequences. These are not mine atall.Nalla kadi jokes (kadi jokes nnu sollumbothe nalla jokes nnu eppadi solla mudiyum) sollungalen...
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What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism? Kaal marks.
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How do flies communicate? eee-mail
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What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? Wire-eriyarthu
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What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? Naak-out5.Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu.
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LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga. Yaen? Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
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Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
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eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku? seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
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What is the opposite of Arvindswamy ? Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME
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LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu? yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEOcoffee
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Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum? Mylapore, yennaavangakitta tank irukku.
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Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai? Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
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Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
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Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya poranga?Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
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Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lankai kalambumbodhu kadal-aithaandarathukku varar. Appo enna achariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu.Yaen? Enna, Where there is a will, there is a way.
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Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna? Promise.
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Traffic Inspectors enna toothpaste use pannuvanga? Signal.
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18.
Harischandranukku pudicha biscuit enna? True.
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Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum? Pin valayium.
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Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga enna vangum?Muchu Vangum.
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Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga theatre Kadhavai kadikkaarambichuduthu! Yen? Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
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Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa? Nikumo-Nikado
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Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam? Avar Non-violinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist
24.
Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?Tiruppra Sundari
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Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, anjaru maasam.
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Oru maami idli-a thalaila vechindanga. Yaen? En-na idli poo pola irundhudhu.
27.
Kadri Gopalnath - Kunnakudi jugalbandi censor board ban panninanga. Yaen? A. Romba Saxand violins
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Neil Armstrong yaen romba great. A. Ellarum 1-ikku povanga, 2-ikku povanga. Avar 3-ikkepoitaar.)
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Kowshalya voda opposite yaen? A. Bullshalya than.30.What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? A. Wire-eriyarthu31.What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? A. Naak-out32.Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya poranga?Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.33.Why is your nose not twelve inches long? Had it been 12 inches long, it would have been afoot!34.Why is his face OILY? Because he was born in AYILYAM.35.What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM ? Mazhai may not come!!36.What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO! ;)37.A man was waving his hand vigorously on a hot Madras day at the bus stop.Man 2: Ennappa Acchu? Man 1: kai-than-fan!38.Man1: Why do we put a pillayar suzhi before we start writing?Man2: To check if the pen writes or not!
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39.John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.40.Teacher : John, did your sister help you with your homework?John : No, Miss. She did it all.41.Madras-la thedra job-ku, yethuku Delhi-la vandhu application fillup panra. CAPITAL la yeluthu-nu potruku42.A Palestenian was searching for Jews in a Restaurant.Palestenian: Are there are any Jews here?.Restaurant owner: Yes we have Tomato Juice, Apple Juice and Grape Juice.43.Did you hear about the man who committed suicide by drinking a can of varnish?He had a nice finish.44.In a grocery store, a Sardarji was staring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You knowwhy ? Because it said CONCENTRATE.45.Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukkuSV : Periya operationE major operation thAnUsha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukkuSV : Oh, major illaiya ?46. First Person : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...Second : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers. He! He!47.STD kku opposite enna? No cofee da.
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Eli eppa yannaiyahum? Pant potta. (Elephant)49. Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma? "Pal"lu than.50. In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not doanything on those 4 people. why? Because they are lion's club memebers.51.Husband:: Dont go to kitchen with red saree a guy from Spic Jyoti is coming .He may mistakeyou and replace you with the Cylinder. wife : (Looking angrily)!!!.52. Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ? Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".53.Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam? student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.54.Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen ? yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka55.neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru56.nan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.57.Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu appa male B female Bkitta enna solliyirukkum A B CD E. ( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )
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