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Intermittens Nine

Intermittens Nine



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The ninth issue of the Discordian magazine Intermittens. Brought to you by PrincipiaDiscordia.com
The ninth issue of the Discordian magazine Intermittens. Brought to you by PrincipiaDiscordia.com

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issue number nineissue number nine
 I suffer from Arachibutyrophobia(Fear of  peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth)
 23 skidoo
Wikipedia states:Discordianism recognizeschaos, discord, and dissentas valid and desirablequalities, in contrast withmost religions, whichidealize harmony and order.
Wikipedia also states that theexact number and organizationof these deviants are unknow. Are these the kind of people wewant running around loose?Their idea of “worship” is,according to their own website
(http:/ / principiadiscordia.com)
,playing stupid pranks andvandalizing things, and theirstated goal is the destruction of our nation and all “normals”and “merehumes” (“merehumans”) they can catch. If youare unconvinced, check out theforums at the site. These arenot just another group of neo-hippies or “pagans”, they are agenuine threat to America as aChristian nation...or a nation atall.Write your congressman, yoursenator, and/or the editor of your local paper and demandthat something be done aboutthis menace. It’s bad enoughthat we have to deal withforeign terrorists out to end ourway of life, but now we have amenace lurking like a snake inthe grass, composed of our own“citizens”...as if anyone intenton the demolition of a nationcan be called a citizen of thatnation. They must be rooted outand exposed, before they destroyus all.
- The Good Reverend
There is a
to our nation,
and our very way of life, that lurks just beneath the radar of ordinarysociety...An organization of chaos-worshipperswhich has as its goal nothing less than the utterdestruction of the American way of life.
These degenerates call themselves “Discordians”, and they openly admitthat they worship a pagan Goddess by the name of Eris. Eris was, as thosewith a classical education will know, an evil crone who was associated with Ares, the Greek god of war. In mythology, Eris was prone to destroyingcivilizations for her own amusement (The Trojan War was - in legend -started by her, simply because she wasn’t invited to a party).

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