Professional Documents
Culture Documents
To Honor Man
Tungo sa
Bagong Yugto
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Vol.
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No. in this issue
Sa Pagsibol ng Modernong Pamamahayag
at Paghulma ng mga Bagong Manunulat 4
The Triumph of Elitism 10
Dos mil dies:
The Year We Make Contact 13
A Quick Defiance on Accreditation Fever
New look:
14
6 A Clamber to the Spawned
Commerce 20
Bagong Halalan
Bagong Kapalaran 23
HAYOK
Isang pagsulyap sa kumakalam
na kabulukan
27
16 Catanduanes cashes in on
Cassava as alternative crop 29
31
Poetry
Masquerading the tragedy
with conquest 48
46 Literary
32
Kultura
34
UKOL SA PABALAT Columns
36
Nasa ating kamay ang pagbabago.
Nasa ating sarili ang inisyatibo.
BIPPK
40
kuyom sa kalyadong palad ang isanlibong pangako
kapalit ang sagradong botong magliligtas sana
sa panibagong kapalarang tatahakin ng bayan.
Nginiig
42
At sa pagsunggab sa bagong sistema ng halalan
kasabay din sana
ang pagkakaroon ng bagong simula
Sports
44
sa pagpusta ng ating kinabukasan
sa kamay ng sana’y panibagong pamumuno.
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Editorial
TORS G O V ER N M
VE S ENT
IN OF
FI
NY C
IA
CR
L
S
CA ES
TA NDUAN
ILL-FATED GAMBLE
Idiocy.
Gambling has always been an indecent human diversion. Then, as the natural resources are recklessly consumed, this will
Though punishable by law, still, many are enticed to cross the lead to landslides, mudslides, rampaging floods and even add woes to
threshold of this perfidious fad. Gamblers lay wagers to win, seldom global warming that would result to ecological imbalance.
to lose. Hefty riches are at stake to the conqueror. While the dark As quoted by a politician, “Mining is governed by law. If
horse, after a painful defeat, absconds packed with laments. you comply with the law, there’s nothing wrong about it as long as
Monte Oro Company’s foray to conduct mining in the you do not degrade the environment.” Therefore we say, indeed,
province exhibits a perilous gamble. But this time, it’s the people’s no mining operation ended without its enormous environmental
lives and livelihood that are being pot. Apart from the habitual destruction and degradation.
approach, where a gambler looks forward to triumph, because before We, ourselves, witnessed nature’s agonizing revenge. Monte
this spar was instituted, the chance to thrive was already made futile. Oro’s plan to onslaught might have been aborted but threats to our
The said company was awarded a total of 15,000 hectares ecology looms everyday. Must we wait until we could endure her
of land areas to mine in the towns of San Andres, Caramoran, verdict no more?
Panganiban and Viga and the venture was estimated to yield P 6.2 B. We are stewards of the environment. Thus, it is our prime
The government would also earn P186 M from the 3% royalty, P9 M duty to protect and conserve its languid beauty. This is where we
from taxes and P10 M from workers. dwell and build ourselves. The food we eat, the water we imbibe and
These bulk of benefits for the greedy and selfish are mere the air we breathe emanate from nature. It is but just right to address
pittance compared to the massive environmental tragedy it will cause the distressing state of our haven, brought by drastic changes to our
to Catandunganons. ecology.
A Certificate of Non-Coverage issued by the government, Another battle fought against threats of mining and
instead of an Environmental Compliance Certificate that is awarded incessantly blatant environmental exploitation once again proved our
after an Environmental Impact Assessment, ignited the wrath of the resiliency to protect the pristine beauty of this island province. The
church and the people. This only shows a vivid picture of arrogance, prize sought could have been won had the publicized abortion of the
crony capitalism and abuse of power. Monte Oro’s contract to explore for potential coals (then eventually
Consequently, Bishop Manolo delos Santos and extract reserves) was genuine and not a mere display of filthy political
Katandungan Kontra Mina, a civic organization campaigning against ploy.
mining, together with the concerned and affected sectors, appealed Together, we can lend a hand to save our habitat from its
to the Department of Energy (DOE) and Department of Environment total annihilation to regain its lost glory. Let’s wait no more to turn
and Natural Resources (DENR) due to absence of public consultations deaf ears and be blindfolded on the real scenario at the moment.
and orientations. Risk is an essential factor in every scheme. But to chase the
Then came the President of this company declaring that option when risk prevails over benefit is absurd. We should never let
they have abandoned the project due to lack of potentials, which in ourselves and our troubled island home be pledged once more.
turn will be unprofitable and uneconomical. Done with the irresponsibility. Done with the
But until now, we are laid on the verge of enigma. The egocentricity. Done with the vanity.
people are left lynching as the riddle continues to tread its craft. What we have today may all be gone tomorrow.
Nevertheless, environmental disaster is not far-fetched The day of salvation is now.
once this mining is pushed through. There would be devastation Above and beyond, we never inherited nature from the past.
of agricultural lands, mountains, fields and pollution of watersheds. We borrowed it from the future.
The CSC Statesman The Official Student Publication of the Catanduanes State Colleges Vol. XVIII No.I
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF/ Elvin Randolph Jubay ASSOCIATE EDITOR/ Ferdinand Camilo Kimura MANAGING EDITOR/ John Elmar Templonuevo FINANCE
OFFICER/NEWS EDITOR/ Ezekiel Tanael FEATURES EDITOR/ Jann Marvin Posada LITERARY EDITOR/ John Michael Veruen PATNUGOT SA KULTURA’T
LATHALAIN/ Maribel Trinidad SPORTS EDITOR/ Jonathan Tulod LAY-OUT & GRAPHICS EDITOR / Ruzzel Valdepeña ASST. LAY-OUT & GRAPHICS
EDITORS/ Leonard Bryan Sebuano, Beverly Tatel ART EDITOR/ John Theli Bien ASST. ART EDITORS/ Richard Icawat, Joebert Angelo Toledo CIRCULATION
MANAGER/ Shervin Icawat STAFF WRITERS/Cyril Patrice Bernardino, Bren Garette Rivera, Dave Tolentino, Marian Claire Tulod TECHNICAL ADVISER/
Helen Ferida EDITORIAL CONSULTANT/ GSR Member: CEGP
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CSC is country’s
3rd Eco-friendliest
School
D
uring these times when an outcry for a greener and cleaner
environment is eminent across the world due to climate change, the
Catanduanes State Colleges had shown the country what it got as
an environmental friendly institution.
Sa Pagsibol
ng Modernong
Pamamahayag at
Paghulma ng mga
Bagong Manunulat
Log- in
pukawin ang natutulog na nasyonalismo Nagmistulang factory na bumubuga ng
Unti-unti nang nalulusaw ang gamit ang mga makabagong teknolohiya mabahong hangin ang Internet dahil sa
tinta ng tradisyunal na pamamahayag. upang ipamahagi ang nakalap nilang mga paratang na ipinupukol ng mga
Hindi na nakaposas sa kamay balita at informasyon ukol sa isang isyu. aktibistang blogger laban sa kasalukuyang
ng mga profesyonal na manunulat ang Ang citizen journalism o kilala rin sa rehimeng Arroyo. ‘Santambak na basura
pagkalkal at pagrasyon ng informasyon sa tawag na “participatory journalism” ay mula sa mga pulitiko ang inihahain ng
mga gutom na mamamayan. naglalayong paigtingin ang tungkuling mga aktibista sa Internet. Dahil dito,
Mula sa pagiging media ginagampanan ng mamamayan sa naipapaalam nila sa kinauukulan at ng
consumer, ang ordinayong Juan Dela Cruz larangan ng pamamahayag. taong-bayan ang kanilang hinaing.
ngayo’y naging media producer. Ayon kay Mark Glaser, isang Nagagamit pa ba ng tama ng
Napukaw ang natutulog na diwa freelance journalist, ang paggamit ng mga blogger ang Internet o sila na ang
ng nasyonalismo. makabagong teknolohiya at Internet ng nagagamit nito?
Pinili na nilang makilahok. mga indibidwal na walang professional
Makialam. journalism training o professional Get connected through their
Makisawsaw. affiliation upang maglikha o magdagdag
ng informasyon at mag fact-check media fingertips
ang ideya sa likod ng citizen journalism.
Malaki na ang ipinagbago ng
Of empowering the people... mundong ating ginagalawan. Tumamad
democracy Citizen Journalism and lalo si Juan Tamad dahil sa make-over sa
Activism kanyang munting paraiso. Nagsulputan
Nananahan tayo sa isang ang mga high tech gadgets, dumami
bansa kung saan hindi ipinagkakait ang Hindi maiiwasang maging laman na ang gumagamit ng computer at
pagpapahayag ng kanyang saloobin; ng Internet partikular na ang blog ang mga nag-explore sa iba’t ibang websites.
kung saan ang taong-bayan ang rebolusyonaryong komentaryo galing sa Naglalakbay ngayon ang kanilang mga
pinakamakapangyarihan; kung saan ang mga aktibistang bloggers. Nagmistulang daliri sa keypad at keyboard na dahan-
taong-bayan ang may hawak ng balota na baha ng kritisismo ang bawat pahina ng dahang pinipindot ang mga letra ng
magpapabago sa kasalukuyang kalagayan Internet. pagbabago.
ng ating bansa. Di’ ba sila ang nagpalaya Mula nang pumutok ang iba’t Kasabay nito ay ang pagbabago
sa mahabang pagkakagapos ng bansa sa ibang websites ng Internet, nabigyan sa paraan ng pamamahayag. Sa tulong
mga dayuhan. Di’ ba taong bayan din ng pagkakataon ang mga indibidwal na ng teknolohiya, lumawak ang saklaw
ang nagpaalis sa diktadurya ni Marcos makialam at magpahayag hindi lamang ng pagbabalita. Itinutulak nito pasulong
at nagbalik ng demokrasya. At taong tungkol sa mga krisis na nakapalibot ang bagong trend sa paghahatid ng mga
bayan pa rin ang magtatanggol sa mga sa ating arkipelago, ngunit pati rin mga makabuluhang balita at informasyon sa
karapatang pantao at mananaig laban sa personal na saloobin. Ang “freedom of mas nakararami. Kung dati’y, taong bayan
mga sakim. speech” ay lalong lumawak, at sila’y ang nanginginabang sa mga ito, ngayo’y
Sa pagsilang ng “Citizen naging agresibo. sila na ang naghahanap, nag-uulat,
Journalism”, higit na nabigyan ng Mas umigting sa loob ng nag-aanalisa, at naghahatid ng balita’t
kalayaan ang masang Pilipino na muling Internet ang pakikibaka ng mga aktibista. informasyon sa kapwa nila mamamayan at
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Sinabi ni Coronel na magkakaroon ng panibago at
karagdagang function ang mga mamamahayag. Hindi lamang
sa pag-uulat ng balita ngunit pati na rin sa pag-iipon at
pagdudugtong-dugtong ng mga informasyon. Sa madaling salita,
ang mga mamamahayag ang lilikha ng komprehensibong balita o
artikulo gamit ang mga informasyong bumabaha sa Web na bigay
ng mga citizen journalist.
Isang patunay dito ang programang “Boto mo, Ipatrol
mo” na inilunsad ng ABS CBN network upang subaybayan
ang mga kaganapan sa susunod na halalan, sa tulong ng mga
mga profesyonal na journalist. mamamayan. Isinagawa ang ganitong scheme ng pamamahayag,
Radio, dyaryo, at telebisyon. Ito ang karaniwang na nagsimula taong 2007, sa pamamagitan ng pagpapadala ng
medium ng pamamahayag. Tradisyunal na maituturing. mga letrato at video sa ABS CBN ng mga sinasabing anomalya
Ngunit sa paglabas ng Internet ay binasag nito ang tradisyunal noong nakaraang eleksyon.
na paghahatid ng informasyon. Sa pamamagitan ng citizen Maging ang CNN ay matagal na at nagunguna na sa
journalism, ang ordinaryong tao’y nakakatulong nang paggamit ng ganitong evolution ng pamamahayag.
makapaghatid na ng informasyon at balita. Halimbawa na
lamang ng ginawa ng online community na ginamit ang Internet
para kontrahin ang pagtataguyod ng Constitutional Assembly Log-out
sa Kongreso. Nariyan ang hit na blogging kung saan kaya mong
ientry ang sarili mong pananaw, maging ito may komentaryo Ang pamamahayag ang pangunahing poso na iniigiban
o balita, o kaya’y para sa personal na gamit. Maaari mo ring ng mga tao ng informasyon. Singhaba ng mga pumipila sa NFA
gamitin ang You Tube upang i-upload ang nasaksihang video dati ang naghihintay sa pagbulwak ng naglalagablab na mga isyu.
ng isang krimen, o i-post ang isang makabuluhang larawan na Sa pagsibol ng bagong binhi ng mga mamamahayag, umikli ang
maaring mapagkukunan ng balita o kaya naman sa pamamagitan pila ng mga naghihintay ng balita’t informasyon dahil dumami
ng mobile phones. ang bukal na nagpoprodyus ng tubig.
Ayon kay Shiela Coronel, isang kilalang investigative Paalala lang, baka maruming tubig ang iyong mainom.
journalist, sa isang popular na blog search engine higit isang Malaking dulot ang hatid ng teknolohiya. May
bilyon o 1/6 ng populasyon sa buong mundo ang nakatutok sa mabuti. May masama. Nakadepende sa tao kung paano nya ito
Internet at gumagapang ang mga daliri sa keyboard ng kanilang gagamitin.
mga computer. Noong June 2008, mahigit 113 million online Pinili nating gawin itong armas sa pamamahayag.
journals at blogs ang nalathala sa Web at nasa 175,000 at higit pa Sa pamamagitan nito, lumitaw ang mga nakabinbin na isyu
ang nadadagdag bawat araw. Mahigit kalahati na rin ng tao sa sa mga nakakandadong kaban at lumabas ang katotohanan.
buong mundo, o umaabot ng tatlong bilyon ang nagmamay-ari Isang patunay lamang nito na hindi dapat mawala sa ugat ng
ng mobile phone, dagdag pa nya. pamamahayag, tradisyunal man o makabago, ang taong-bayan.
Sila ang dugo na bumubuhay sa pamamahayag.
“Journalism is Evolving, not Dying”
Matapos talunin ni Mayweather si Marquez sa huli
nilang laban, nag-surf agad ako sa Internet upang tingnan kung
meron ng ulat tungkol sa kanilang bakbakan. Makalipas lamang
ng 27 na minuto, nakapost na agad ang headline na “Mayweather
pummels Marquez in ring return” mula sa isang foreign sports
writer.
Totoo ngang napapabilis ang pag-abot ng informasyon
sa madla. Sa isang pindot lang ay nakapost na sa screen ng mga
kompyuter ang informasyon na iyong hinahanap na hindi pa
nalathala sa mga dyaryo. Ngunit sa kabila nito, isang malaking
katanungan kung mapagkakatiwalaan ba ang mga informasyon
na naanod ngayon sa Internet.
At sa bawat pagdaan ng kamay ng relo sa labindalawang
numero, nauungusan na ng online media ang newspapers at iba
pang uri ng tradisyunal na pamamahayag.
Ayon kay Steven Johnson, isang science writer,
“newspapers are dying but journalism is evolving”. Inihalintulad
ni Johnson ang mga pahayagan sa mga “old growth forests” na
sa henerasyon ngayon ay nag-uumpisang lumikha ng bagong
fashion sa pamamahayag ang blogging, citizen journalism,
Twittering at iba pang Internet-age information.
Datapwat, sa pagtubo ng bagong punla ng
pamamahayag, hindi dapat sila mabahala bagkus gawing
komprehensibo at dynamic ang tungkuling kanilang
pinaglilingkuran.
Chicken Pochero
Like most towns in our culture-colored country, Bagamanoc’s history is a pochero of legends
and actual events, bak choy half-cooked.
Folklore tells of an awesome secret place that thrived in overabundance, where a zoo of
beasts and an aviary of fowls partied day in and day out harmoniously, within forests of ancient
wood and vine that lined its sparkling grayish blue-black sands. Hardly away from this cornucopia,
a swamp islet in Panay Island called “Bagabato”, now named “Taraga”, existed as a chicken-raising
settlement. However, with a den of crocodiles in the river at its west; a violent hill at its south; a
harsh sea at its north; and a barricading swamp at its east, the place surely had itself made as a failing
habitat. Ever a thorn on the side, Moro pirates ravaged the community occasionally, so that it was
only a matter of time before some random citizen finally gains enough sense to dare the odds and
leave his cursed homeland.
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The epic starts with the young adventurer setting off “shelter” for the natives.
on a quest to find rattan for his future bride’s family house. Rumor was that the cave was enchanted. A protection spirit
Following the shoreline westward, he chances upon a grove named Kurakog was said to steward the sanctuary. On most days,
of pandan shrubs by the sea just ahead. From his distance, he “Kalarab”, a fair maiden, would linger by the islet, and as small-
managed to make out what resembled a chicken flying over town talk goes, she was intimately involved with the otherworldly
the tallest shrub. He discovers the grove’s territory to be an guardian. Like in every run-down pocketbook plot, humanity is
awesome secret place, which could be the richest repository he scandalized by an affair between two very different social orders.
could ever come across with in his lifetime. Thus, he fled back Thus, Kalarab’s parents hosted an engagement for her with some
to his clansmen (with his thick bundle of rattan) to inspire them other random mortal. This made the girl distraught to the extent
with stories about the luxury he found, which encouraged the that she jumped off the cliff of Karangkawan. The tragedy enraged
tribe’s resettlement. In the end, the tribesmen convened about Kurakog. The spirit went berserk and set off a destructive rampage
how their new home was found, and they decided on the name that demolished Bagamanoc’s beautiful cove.
“Baga-manok,” which translates to “like a chicken”. There were Sole evidence of the violence remains upright to this day.
no bloody deaths of either man or beast. As if Kurakog was honestly isolating himself from the ingrates who
Aside from these warped little gobbets about the stole his love away, the land bridge has also been swallowed up by
town’s childhood, there lingers all over the proper slight the sea. Having lost their “Ilihan”, residents have noticed the ruins’
irregularities that give an otherwise normal environment the resemblance to a penis, so they credited the exotic formation to the
air of a surrealistic recent past. Toilet bowls still affixed to spirit by giving it the name “Boto ni Kurakog” or “Kurakog’s Penis”.
their tanks discolor the blue-black coast behind the present Meanwhile, on the island of Karangkawan, opposite Kurakog’s
Municipal Hall. Along with these, debris patterned by tiles pillar, a cave molded like female genitalia turned up. Today, people
of every motif – probably remnants of a bathroom or kitchen call it “Bubot ni Kalarab” or “Kalarab’s Golden Ticket ”. One can
– seem to confess a crime or calamity that is yet to be put on only come up with so many theories for such a sensational event. If
Bagamanoc’s Wikipedia page. Further trekking on the same you may, go figure.
coast will reveal what appears to be battered cushions in tattered Veteran Bagamanocnons claim that incantations still
cloth inexplicably trapped under seaside rocks. While first-hand surround the former sanctuary. Feathery stories of subasko taking
witnesses may complete the puzzle and offer a title like “2009: place roundabout Kurakog’s lair, while the rest of the sea is calm as
Typhoon Dante’s Totally Badass Love”, imaginations would chamomile tea, are popular to the townspeople. The fortress is also
still beg to argue. rumored to stand upon an underwater cave which hosts a garden
of fishes, which seem to never follow cyclical migration. The balete
“Fertility Island” shrub that lives at the peak of Kurakog’s majesty has allegedly
Earlier this year, the landmark has gained the survived evergreen despite the inhospitable saltwater.
pseudonym “Fertility Island” as suggested by Virac Bishop Legend also has it that hugging Kurakog’s tower of
Msgr. Manolo A. delos Santos, who worried that the islet’s local strength would give the same effect as participating in Obando’s
name as “indecent” and something “that would reflect badly” Fertility Rites. Obando, Bulacan is known for accommodating
on the personality of the Bagamanocnons. wishes for childless couples through seasonal dance fests. During
The name’s a misnomer. Ilihan Point is not an island; town fiestas, at Ilihan Point, local officials install a bulky basket
so guests, be wary. You can’t reach it without hiring a boat, yes, into which tourists of every civil status can pitch a chicken egg that
but you can’t have a picnic with your friends on it either. supposedly embodies wishes they want realized through Kurakog’s
It is merely a point. It is a cramped spot of land blessings.
confined by water.
As far as history goes, Ilihan does not fall Effective Promotion
far back from its hometown’s lush lores. Ancient As reported by Catanduanes Tribune, in 2005,
stories assert that this stubborn column of dirt wasn’t Mayor Odilon Pascua, along with Bagamanoc’s Comite de Festejos,
always the brazen hooded warrior that suppressed implemented an official date for a town fiesta that coincided with
powerful storm surges. After all, real warriors aren’t the town’s foundation day. Currently, the town’s theme shouts
born, they’re made. “Kuyas, Layug Bagamanoc!” which urges Bagamanocnons
The simplest myth surrounding to “strive” and to “soar”. The motto is a call for unyielding
the landmark concerns a man of remarkable unanimity and fortitude among the townsfolk against life’s
proportions. “Kurakog” was a goliath who frequent devastations. This is exercised through the Manok-
apparently fell into a deep coma at Ilihan Point, manok Festival’s promotion of the town’s tourism, which
where he never woke up. The hostile waves will hopefully open job prospects for the locals.
then crumbled every bit of his frame, until all The celebration runs from June 1st through the 13th,
that was left of him is all that people see now: a which allows tourists more time to indulge.
five-meter pile of clay looming above the sea, For the 2009 fests, the program included
glaring at mortals. Conversely, elders around the Kuyas-kuyas street dance, wherein different
the area popularly agree that it used to be a barangays participated prepped up in innovative
cave. They just disagree on when it was one. costumes that represented their wards; the first
Perhaps the most acknowledged Binibining Bagamanoc beauty pageant; Toraokan,
stories of yore would always have to be an amateur singing competition; Kuruyasan, a
romances. Ill-fated romances, even. Roughly seven-day cockfight series that peaked with a Royal
about the Spanish era, Ilihan was a stone Rumble and derby; Kurit, a mural painting contest;
arch with brushes of green shrubbery Pababor, a job fair; Panamit, a food fair that staged
atop. It was bridged to Barangay Bacak exotic recipes and specials from each barangay;
by a strip of land. The cave was rich, and and several more events designed to showcase
it functioned as a fishing cove, where Bagamanoc’s inherent beauty that seems rooted to
various marine vessels could dock, sail its residents’ celebration of their traditions.
through, cast lines or just randomly hang Throughout the festivities, the
out. During upsurges, this harbor acted organizers have secured scheduled “Fertility
like a sanctuary for resident fishermen Trips” for tourists who wish to experience
thus earning itself the tag “Ilihan” or a doze of physical intimacy with
their famed landmark.
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For P100, one can hire a boat trip along with a guide
to grace him with Kurakog stories galore. Through
an arrangement, the trip may be extended to visiting
Kalarab in the nearby island of Karangkawan, or the
Luyang Resort, where Luyang Cave (another cavern
that looks like a parody of private anatomy) sits
opposite Ilihan Point.
In a personal interview with Vice-mayor Juan
Velchez Jr., he remarked that while Fertility Island may
allude to the ring of outlandish tourist spots found in
Bagamanoc, the term specifically tags Kurakog’s islet,
which has become a celebrity that earned the town a
fair amount of tourists annually.
Living Asia, a 24-hour travel-oriented
Philippine networking company, has featured
Catanduanes in one of its broadcasts. Kurakog’s Penis
was made known as a place of interest. According to
Velchez, the local government needs to aim for that
much of an effective endorsement in order for the
municipality to establish the island a reputation that
can overshadow neighboring traveler magnets. As
the present trend among political regions continue to
include the investment of LGUs in tourism, the vice-
mayor feels it would be hard to compete among rivals,
especially those of the same region, for the sponsorship expansion include the installment of floorboards around the islet to
of the national and provincial government. serve as a dock for visitors to take a stroll around or even touch the
Velchez, chairman of the municipality’s enchanted yet earthy phallus. As for the accommodation of guests from
executive committee for tourism , stated that whereas far-flung galaxies, the committee is designing a home-staying program,
the local government of Bagamanoc has started wherein private houses, pre-inspected by authorities, will provide
investing in tourism on 2005, promotions only received lodgings for tourists while securing profits earned from the rental.
more priority on 2007. For the meantime, plans for the Risk and waste management would be covered by the flood of job and
development of the Kurakog landmark as a tourist business opportunities that would be opened should the plans achieve
spot are as they are: proposals. Propositions for the
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maturity. Hope rests on the promise of a 2010 engagement with the
Department of Tourism.
At present, guests can only be offered Bagamanoc’s naked
and untainted hospitalities, which are probably already temptations
in themselves. For what it’s worth, maybe some curious adventurer
would find that the thrill lies in the prospect of a more sophisticated
Bagamanoc that challenges its easy yet intriguing essence.
Getting There
While an assignment to cover landforms shaped like
abnormally large reproductive parts wasn’t really a job we expected
as correspondents, we did enjoy our “Boto ni Kurakog” excursions
enough to visit thrice. In that sense, I feel the need to relates a few
valuable tips we wish we knew before we trudged off to Wonderland
so hastily.
For our first trip to Bagamanoc, we took the bus. The first
Virac-Bagamanoc trip leaves in the morning at any time between
8:00 and 8:30. The terminal can be found just before the entrance
to Virac Port. Bus rates operate at P70.00 per passenger. Based
from experience, I feel that I need to encourage first-time goers into
mentioning the complete traditional name of the famed islet any
chance they feel the need to ask for directions. “Fertility Island” is
not yet an established pseudonym for the famed landmark, and
locals still call it “Boto ni Kurakog” or “Kay Kurakog”. I warn the
careless that they might find themselves dropped off at a different
town and about to take a boat to a completely different island.
On a different note, taking the bus is not a tourist’s
only option. The road to Bagamanoc is laden with price finds for
panoramas. Public transport doesn’t provide passengers the comfort
of stopping over for spur-of-the-moment photo ops at the heights of
a mountain range nor does it give them the treat of posing before
some spontaneous waterfall. It does not allow commuters to relish
the sight of acres of a nipa plantation nor does it encourage them to
contemplate on the contrast of the dark of water against the red of
clay. With five tempting towns to cross, each capable of luring you
into detouring, getting your own vehicle isn’t a bad deal. Of course, magnetite-rich shore is necessary. Scheduled boat
this is to say you would probably need to drag a number of friends trips to Ilihan Point only run throughout the festival
with you. For what it’s worth, if you wish to enjoy a tour with a dates, but the town’s humble fishermen might kindly
maxed out itinerary, bring your own wheels or rent one for a day. offer visitors a ride for a rental of P200, all heads
Expected time of arrival is between two to three hours from counted but within the boat’s capacity.
time of departure. The harbor, as well as Kurakog’s famous package Boat secured, trippers can now choose
can already be observed from the town proper. Still, a hike through the luxury of sailing towards whichever bizarre
the crumbly seawall right by the Municipal Hall and towards the landmark they wish to visit first. However, for
trippers disinclined to boating, Costa Marina resort
at Barangay Bacak proposes a fair rendezvous for a
satisfactory view of Ilihan Point.
For last pointers, I can only hope to urge
Ilihan’s visitors to stay attuned to their senses during
the experience worth it. There are these little quirks
of the island, and probably, of the people that are
so subtle and yet so precious that one could easily
mistake a treasure for a farce just over the slight
hesitation to indulge. The town flaunts this ordinary
unevenness found in most provincial landscapes, yet
it is amplified in a one-horse town like Bagamanoc.
It is something weirdly beautiful or beautifully
weird, yet it is a vibe the deeply religious residents
encourage. For visiting commuters, be warned that
the last trip to Virac leaves at two in the afternoon
and the town has hardly, if not none, any inns.
By any chance, can the alienating feeling be
linked to the locals’ virtue of faith? Although this is
not to state that faith is always illusive, it’s just that,
as Blaise Pascal would have it, Faith certainly tells
us what the senses do not, but not the contrary of what
they see; it is above, not against them. In Bagamanoc,
stories write themselves, and it’s all due. With much
strange and foreign allure in the environment, one
may be allowed to assume that there could only be
too much faith to go around.
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Triumph of
ELITISM An aristocracy in the making guised as hope cast on “liberal reformism”
H
ow interesting it was figure took her husband’s mantle against congress shows a lackluster performance.
- the sudden twist the dictatorship and eventually led the He did not produce a single bill that was
of events brought country after its collapse. Or maybe just turned into law nor had any specific
about by the highly simply out of desperation towards a better project for his constituents, especially that
sensationalized death leadership to replace the present corrupt of the underprivileged, for his last 9 years
autocratic regime. in the lower house and nearly 2 years in
of the revered “democracy icon”,
But with emotions blinding the Senate.
former President Corazon Aquino reason, they pathetically failed to look Noynoy also lacks a specific
- to our country’s politics, which by at the fact that Cory failed to deliver agenda for his administration, merely
then was already being marred with the much needed reforms towards the banking on the popularity of his departed
overflowing bold ambitions for the betterment of the nation. Cory was the first parents and her sister-actress, Kris
upcoming Presidential polls. of the post-EDSA Presidents who saw the who’s her own following of showbiz
It was just recently that the talk continued deterioration of the country, personalities and fans and are likely
was all about whom among the aspirants worsened steadily by her successors, to catch huge number of votes. Such is
from the opposition shall stand up to lead notably by the incumbent who served as a pathetic nature of the Filipino electorate
its fragmented ranks and different winged- member of the former’s cabinet. to vote--not by the candidate’s quality
parties towards a victorious conquest of They also forgot her own lapse and capacity but rather by popularity and
the Presidency. The administration on the of judgment over the issue of agrarian fame.
other hand, is desperately scouting for reform, which her administration Looking further at the other
a viable candidate who could at least be ironically claims as its legacy. The candidates who earlier threw their hats
possibly acceptable to the people, owing to Comprehensive Agrarian Reform Program in the presidential derby, none them has
the incumbent President’s unpopularity. was enacted into law but miserably failed earned enough right to identify themselves
Then suddenly, the thought of to materialize until now due to the lack with the masses. Not even the self-
encouraging Cory’s only son and martyred of will to implement it, owing to their proclaimed “Mr. Sipag at Tiyaga”, Senator
husband Ninoy Aquino’s namesake, eudalistic backgrounds. Villar who is undoubtedly more than
Benigno III, or Noynoy, to try the Both their revered late couple willing to spend all his riches in producing
Presidency was floated. It was the same belongs to the same class of feudal campaign ads that portrays his beginnings
pattern to her mother who served as the landlords especially the lady who belongs as a poor boy in the slums of Tondo. It is
unifying persona over a similar situation to the renowned Cojuangco clan who such a pathetic effort to win the sympathy
of the then political opposition in standing owns Hacienda Luisita. Elite and rich, of the underprivileged who commands a
up against the dictatorship in the contest it is sad to note that they did nothing to lion’s share of the electoral cake.
for the Presidency. alleviate the living standards of the masses It is not too surprising that the
The Filipino middle class, during their hold to power which could masses would rather welcome and support
whether due to their soft-heartedness or have made a big difference at present. former President Joseph “Erap” Estrada’s
great admiration for both the dictator’s It is also strikingly insulting that determined attempt of reclaiming
martyred arch-rival and his wife, they looked unknowingly fooled by those Malacañang. He unprecedentedly won
converted all the sympathies towards presently propelling Noynoy’s candidacy in the 1998 Presidential polls mandated
the mourning family. Then, the empathy to the belief that the latter is the country’s by no less than 11 million votes, mostly
turned into a flood of committed support only viable hope for change and reform. from class C, D and E. Despite his fall
for a political movement.This saintly lady But then, the neophyte senator’s records in from power after the successful elitist
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NEW FACES FOR THE OLD ELITE NAMES: Cojuangcos, front runner Noynoy
Aquino and administration bet Gilbert Teodoro; Madrigal clan’s celebrated
heiress, Jamby; Fil-American ex- freeport administrator Dick Gordon.
Article: Ferdinand Camilo Kimura Page Design: Ruzzel Valdepeña Photos: Google Images
his opponents. They are most likely to
gang up on him to put him out of the youth population (ages 18-30) comprises
race by citing legal technicalities for his almost more than 60% of the electorate.
disqualification. This is an issue which The factor of party machineries and local
is expected to be dragged up to the support bases’ strength and effects of
Supreme Court for final decision, but sudden maneuvers, like party and alliance
while no petition is being filed, he would shifting among political turncoats is also to
still be part of the campaign circus. He be considered. The usual ones are forever
still notably remains a formidable force to stick to the infamous 3G’s: guns, goons
to reckon with, especially in the hearts and gold.
and minds of the poor who forever Yet the chilling thoughts of
acknowledge him as their champion. election failure due to shift from the
The likes, backgrounds and manual to automated system, sinisterly
nature of the other aspirants namely lingers haunts. The election machines to
Defense Secretary Gilbert Teodoro, be used for the coming polls are still being
Senators Richard Gordon, Jamby Madrigal, manufactured by the company tapped
Evangelist Eddie Villanueva, Councilor by the government to take charge of the
JC de los Reyes and Environmentalist automated process. And with barely five
Nicanor Perlas are almost the same. They months left, the total number of machines
come from well-heeled families. They produced does not even reach half of the
never experienced having empty stomachs total number of all the polling precincts in
or work for their everyday meal. It is the country. The COMELEC stubbornly
empirical to predict that the masses would refuse the idea of partial-automation
never find themselves epitomized by any or reverting back to manual polling as
of these names, closing the serious contest fallback options.
between the three. That will most likely keep the
Interestingly, Teodoro, is a female pygmy to the throne in a Palace
member of the Cojuangco clan and cousin near the murky river.
of Noynoy, Gordon and Delos Reyes, It also catches one’s interest that
being uncle and nephew, are of the same the parodical filing of more than eighty
American ancestry; Jamby is a member of (80) nuisance candidates for the Presidency
of the Republic is ironic and reflects
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FACES OF THE NOVEAU RICH: Home-builder realtor Manuel Villar and Evangelist cum TV network
the common people’s despair over the owner Eddie Villanueva had their self-made riches while both the virtually unknown conservative
prevailing system. Adding insult to the moralist JC delos Reyes and Environmental activist Nicanor Perlas, traces themselves from well-
injury is the deeply rooted public distrust endowed familes.
to our electoral system and the COMELEC.
Nevertheless the coming election This is the painful truth we are to
has changed. The elite only changed face -- the prevailing status quo of the elite
is nothing more but like a mere fireworks
their personas from mestizos, caciques, while in continued betrayal and mockery
display of the people’s ill-fated hopes for
hacienderos to the present day alta of the masses.
change and betterment of their lives. It
sociedad who rule the nation -- from the This is the travesty of our
will give nothing but a split seconds of
government, the economy, the church and democracy.
sparkling lights, only to fade away, with
to the very aspects of our everyday lives. Enough of casting hopes in
the reality that none of these aspirants are
The Philippine democracy is personalities. It is up to us to bring the real
agents of the change but mere adherents
that of a tired one. The people have long change.
of the prevailing status quo. They are out
resigned to the hope that the government
to gamble up everything to protect their
will uplift their lives. Yet they still cast
selfish interests within the context of the
hopes on to so-called “leaders” whom they
present system.
can identify with as one of them. They
While we were made to believe
would dramatically hold on to this faith,
that we are in a democratic society guided
unto the prevailing system brought by
with equality, freedom, truth justice
imperialists to fool them continuously.
and popular will, we are indeed in such
We are being fooled by this
a travestied reality, in an elitist society
charade of being a so-called “democracy”.
where a continuing class struggle is still
It is nothing but the prevailing status quo
being waged by the masses to achieve
of elitism where the rich and the powerful
genuine reform and change.
completely holds control of everything.
Since the era of foreign
None of the principles of democracy is
colonization to the so-called independence
to be shared to common man and the
era, pre-martial law era, new society era,
poor alike. None but the indulgence of
post-EDSA era to the present, nothing
suffering, hunger and poverty.
Political ads are now being aired through personalities implicated in the November
Overview- The Philippine various media channels. But no matter 23 massacre. With this imposition of
Martial Law, the military temporarily took
General Elections how good or how early their political
over in running the provincial government
The Presidential, legislative ads are, let us be aware that premature
campaign is against the law. The only of Maguindanao.
and local elections in the Philippines
problem is, the law does not state Is it a solution or will just make
will be on May 10, 2010, Monday.
what the consequences would be if the the situation more complicated? Is this
Whoever will be the elected President
candidates disobey this ruling. This declaration constitutional and truly
will become the 15th President of the
happened in past elections and it will promotes welfare of the Maguindanao
Republic, succeeding Gloria Macapagal-
always will. Anybody can complain but people?
Arroyo, who is barred from seeking
there are no appropriate actions from the There should be no more political
re-election due to term restrictions. If
Comelec. killings in some other part of the country
current Vice-President Noli De Castro
On the other hand, in a decision because if there is, the whole nation will be
should not retake office, his successor
dated December 2, 2009, the Supreme declared under martial law.
will be the 15th vice president of the
Philippines. The legislators elected in the Court ruled that appointive officials
2010 elections will join the senators of seeking positions in the elections need Worst Nightmare
the 2007 polls and will comprise the 15th not resign from their post, striking down Failure of elections will be
Congress of the Philippines. Section 4(a) of COMELEC Resolution the people’s worst nightmare if the
However, elections may be 8678, Section 13 of Republic Act 9369, and Comelec does not get its act together in
suspended, held in advance or delayed Section 66 of the Omnibus Election Code, implementing the automation of the 2010
in some places that may be declared as unconstitutional for being disinclined polls.
hotspots due to conflicts. of the equal protection clause and for With no election, our country will
The 2010 election will be being overbroad. be politically devastated; all of us will be
administered by the Commission on swept in turmoil and dictatorship will be
T
he show is about to start. The thrill permeates into the
dilated pores of naive bodies. The anticipation pervades
in the crowded gymnasium because of the multi-colored
dancer’s physique bared on the center stage. And when
the Hablon Dawani cultural dancers lined on both sides
of that center aisle, unfamiliar faces marched forward and laid their
back at front seats while the audience welcomed them with incessant
applause.
That was the fashioned-out rites of the welcome portion
during the opening ceremonies of Accrediting Agency of Chartered
Colleges and Universities of the Philippines Inc. survey visit. It was
too flamboyant for comfort bordering on overkill. It is as similar
to the atmosphere within the respective colleges evaluated by the
accreditors, due to huge overhaul sutured by the administration of
each department.
The status quo today is somewhat peculiar of yesterday.
Few days before the much-awaited accreditation, anticipated not by
the students but the faculty and personnel, places were not like what
we are seeing right now. They came, and everything gets done.
They came, and everything gets dressed and changed. They came,
and Catanduanes State Colleges turned into like a piece of heaven.
This may sound like too much exaggeration but this is the
truth. The truth is out there and no one can ever put it out of sight.
Our institution is supposed to be serving the banquet
for the studentry, not for the accreditors. Though accreditation
is a major stepping stone for the upliftment of the academe and
betterment of the students, still the administration clearly manifests
that the redecoration of the colleges assessed were merely for the
sake of accreditation. This institution was established not only to
satisfy the tongues and eyes of AACCUP, but they must exist for
the students and keep its head above the water to the unanswered
petitions and clamors of its clientele. That is what they have paid for
college suddenly became an eco-friendly school
due to the surprising growth of plants. Walls
turned from gray into white. Education students
must be proud of their new edifice. Give thanks
to the accreditors.
The College of Industrial Technology,
boasted their researches. Unknown to the
concern of the accreditors, one output there
was researched by CIT students and claimed by
professors as their own. That is what you call
and that is what they deserve for. No one should intellectual thievery. They matched the glaze of
stand against the never-ending search for wisdom CoEd building as they also brushed their walls
and excellence. with white paint. The beautification is contagious.
We can never deny the fact that few Extend your thanks to the accreditors.
days prior and during the accreditation invasion, And another trash to excavate.
the CSC was transformed into a long stretch Why does the faculty has just only
of conducive avenue for learning. All stuff we furnished and compiled pertinent documents?
have never seen before came from nowhere. Well, because it was required by the AACCUP.
Something pleasing to the eyes of everyone This may be their sweetest perfect alibi. But it
appeared. Painted buildings veiled the antiqued was obvious. Accreditation runs this school and
walls. But these disguise can never cover the dictates what the faculty must do when they
concealed hemorrhage of mediocre, weak come. These documents must always be in the
instruction. For instance, a teacher, with a rank of stockpile of every college. It doesn’t matter
associate professor writes on the board, “enterprit” whether AACCUP investigators will troop to the
(OMG! It should have been “INTERPRET”.) Imagine crime scene or not.
she teaches future teachers. Anyway, the surface The bottom line of these entire role-
is not the real score but the condition beneath. playing is merely a crime of sabotage and
Indeed, it’s a miracle, as the commercial of Coat hypocrisy. The evidences were already hidden.
Saver says. How come they have not thought A false re-enactment was performed, which is in
about painting those dumb walls because it is contrast with what the administration has been
ugly, and not because visitors are expected to doing for how many years. Is this what we call
come? Can accreditation correct mediocre teachers excellence?
too? How we wish we can also “re-decorate” and How I wish there would be a surprise
improve teaching competencies. But wow, that’s a accreditation.
cry for the moon. How I wish everyday would be
To substantiate these talks, may I cite accreditation.
some of the changes in the colleges visited by the Accreditation is now over. Hypocrisy is
accreditors. now also over. And as we wait for their verdict,
The College of Health Sciences shocked again, we’re back to basics. But their evanescent
their students, and I hope the accreditors too, foray leaves traces that cannot be erased by
because of the renovated simulation room oblivion, reminding us that we once lived in a
equipped with new instructional materials for the “bandage system”.
return demonstrations of the students. The picture
inside is a resemblance of a first class hospital.
Come and be confined. Thanks to the accreditors.
The College of Education has its new
façade, with their new array of landscape.
Comfort rooms were lighted and fragranced. The Article: Jann Marvin Posada
Photo: Bren Garette Rivera
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G
arbage is normally not an interesting subject
in a discussion. The word itself is polluted,
grimy, stinky, and generally unpleasant. Yet
when huge cash, millions to be definite, and your
future perfume the rubbish, are you still going to
E
cover your nose?
R
CY
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Probing the
P75 M
Garbage
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Shout out
It was early September this year when the garbage
hullaballoo started to amplify in the province particularly in the Stinks and the strikes
island’s capital, Virac. The commotion is about the 75 million pesos Oppositions however were hurled against the project after
loan of the said municipality for its project of converting its 2.19 the feasibility study undertaken by Woodfields Consultants, Inc.
hectare open dumpsite at Barangay Casoocan, Virac to a sanitary amounting for one million pesos was submitted on September 16,
landfill. Streamers and banners saying “75 M Loan sa Basura, 2009 with the recommendation that the municipal government of
Ibasura” and other statements opposing the move turned out to Virac must secure a 75 million pesos loan for the accomplishment
be the shout out of streets and highways in the poblacion. Yet for of the sanitary landfill.
most, the ruckus is still blurred. Critics, headed by Councilor Lemuel Surtida and
DPWH Assistant District Engineer Gil Balmadrid together with
Triggered Move the baranggay officials, school principals and NGOs, said that
The idea of the project was born as early as July 20, 1995 the study was full of errors and false assumptions and so the
when the Sangguniang Bayan of Virac passed the Municipal municipal government must reconsider their decisions, evaluate
Resolution No. 95-7-041 authorizing the municipal mayor to the study, and defer the loan until after the 2010 elections.
negotiate for the purchase of land to be used as sanitary landfill, In the November 9, 2009 clarification meeting organized
including the approximately 350 L.M access road. On August 15 of by the municipal government to shed light on the issue, Balmadrid
the same year, a Deed of Absolute Sale transferred the ownership questioned the title of the study and its content proposing the
of the lot at Barangay Casoocan (where the proposed Sanitary establishment of a new landfill where in fact there is already an
Landfill will be established) to LGU Virac. existing dumpsite that is to be converted. He added that the study
As defined by Philippine Brown Environment, a sanitary does not even mention what would be done with the underlying
landfill or SLF is a well-engineered, well controlled land disposal waste that had been dumped in previous years. This has raised
sites for solid, non hazardous waste where delivered wastes are concerns that Woodfields simply lifted the contents from another,
spread and compacted in layers a few feet thick. At least once a day, similar study to comply with its obligation to the LGU.
the wastes are covered with a layer of earth and then compacted A local newspaper reported that the opposition found it
again. Proper leachate or the contaminated liquid seeping through strange for the researcher, who got the figures in only seven days,
the landfill and gas management is also provided in its facility. to classify the site as "idle" land when official documents label it
For 14 years however, the site, which is 10 km from as a dumpsite.
the downtown, served not as a sanitary landfill but an open In our interview, Councilor Surtida declared that the 75
dumping area, the very norm of disposal. Here, solid wastes are M pesos total project cost has no detailed program of work, scope
indiscriminately thrown without due planning and consideration or estimate. There is an allotment of 16.5 M for equipment yet
for environmental and health standards. the equipment to be purchased were not presented. “We already
By November 21, 2005, LGU Virac already received have a bulldozer, loader, dump trucks, and garbage compactors.
a Notice of Violation from Environment Management Bureau Without the detailed estimate of the work, how did they come up
followed by a cease and desist order for the operation of the said with the amount?”
dumpsite on December 19 that year. The study also labeled the garbage to be delivered to
As stipulated in Section 37 of RA 9003 otherwise known the proposed landfill as mixed waste and not residual waste
as the Ecological Solid Waste Management Act of 2000 which is thus violating the landfill standards, the R.A 9003, and even the
the law that governs the management of solid waste in a system Municipal Ordinance authored by Kagawad Giovanni Balmadrid
that will pose the least environmental and health impacts, no regarding the segregation of waste. The consultant’s proposal that
open dumps shall be established and operated, nor any practice the garbage should be segregated at the landfill is in violation of
or disposal of solid waste by any person, including LGUs, which the law, opponents said.
constitutes the use of open dumps for solid waste, be allowed after In the research conducted by the USAID-assisted
this act took effect which was on February 16, 2001. Philippine Environmental Governance (EcoGov) Project on solid
The National Solid Waste Management Commission waste generation in 2003, of the total solid waste generated by
(NSWMC) even sent a warning pursuant to the three-strike policy local government units (LGUs), a little more than 60 percent are
that they issue which is Res. N0. 2005-05 and DENR DAO N0. biodegradable (can be composted), about 20 percent are recyclable
2006-09 to the LGU of Virac for its non compliance. DENR Chief and only 2 percent are special wastes. Only about 18 percent are
Lito Atienza already said that they will not allow the continuing residual wastes, or those that can neither be composted or recycled
violations of RA 9003 and that they will file charges for the non and have to go to a dumpsite. This means that close to 80 % of
complying LGUs. An updated report from the NSWMC cites 931 total waste need not to be brought on dumpsites or SLF.
non-complying LGUS nationwide and they have been issued with Thus, the expected 8 tons per day garbage delivery from
warning letters by the DENR. Bato and San Andres towns is grossly over-estimated, leading
These scenarios prompted Councilor Delia Bagadiong, to rosy projections of P540,000 monthly income from the P3,600
Giovanni Balmadrid and Eulogio Talaran Jr. and majority of the tipping fee per ton, not including hauling cost, to be paid by the
Sangguniang Bayan officials to push a resolution authorizing said LGUs.
Mayor Santos V. Zafe to enter into a loan agreement with the Land The recommendations of the mentioned study even
Bank of the Philippines and approve the conversion of the open underscored that the Municipality of Virac should be assured of
dumpsite into an SLF in compliance with RA 9003. It was followed the incoming waste of potential clients for garbage disposal to
by another resolution authorizing the mayor to negotiate with any maintain the operational expenses and gain revenues at the same
consulting firm to prepare a feasibility study for the project. time. Unfortunately, the neighboring municipalities have already
The aforementioned events somehow debunked the enacted a resolution declining in this project. They have their own
rumors that the project is a mere show and only for the officials dumpsites and would not likely to pay more than P10,000 a day
sake since the poll is just months away. for the right of hauling their garbage to Virac’s SLF. Councilor
Surtida revealed that with the exclusion of Bato and San Andres,
the project will stand to lose and will surely be a failure.
He added that the P3,600 per ton tipping fee is so much
higher than the tipping fee in all other SLF in the Philippines
and even in Asia. If implemented, commercial establishments
and households in Virac would pay for the tipping fee on a 70-
30 sharing as the study considers the LGU to pay the fee for the
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A Clamber to the
Spawned Commerce
A
the Catanduanes Crab Center’. One
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augong na maugong ngayon ang usapang eleksyon na tila isang sikat na telenovela kung saan
ang lahat ay nakatutok at walang kurap na nag-aabang sa mga susunod na eksena. Laman ito
ng balita at ng dilang pinoy sa kasalukuyan. Halos lahat yata kasi ay atat na atat na sa araw na
muling isisilang ang kapalaran ni Juan. Si Juan na hapo na sa sirang plaka n’yang kasaysayan, nakuba sa
bigat ng kawalan ng pagbabago, at sugatan sa kahirapang patuloy na lumalatigo sa kanya.
At habang palapit ng palapit ang itinakdang paghuhusga, habang unti-unting naaagnas ang
mga araw, lalo namang tumitindi ang pagtutok sa mga mangyayari. Ngunit ano nga ba ang bago at
kaabang – abang sa eleksyong darating sa bayan ni Juan?
U
maatungal na ang kanilang sikmura. Sabik na sabik
nang masakmal ang puwestong magbibigay sa kanila
ng labis na luho at ginhawa; samantalang tayo’y pilit
na inaakay sa dalisdis ng inaagnas nilang liderato.
At sa nakakasuyang ayos at mukha ng tradisyunal na
pulitika, nanganganib ang kabataan sa mga tuksong nakahain
sa hapag ng kawalang malay.
BABALA: Huwag magpalapa sa kalansing ng barya.
Huwag magpalamon sa mami at de lata.
Mag-ingat…
TULO-LAWAY
Malayo na nga kami sa uhog at banil ng kamusmusan
ngunit ang ilan ay nananatili pa ring bulag sa kabalbalang
nakapaligid sa kanila. Hindi pa man sumasapit ang botohan,
wari’y isang pulong ng gerilya ang naroon sa isang sulok
ng tindahan ni Aling Mameng. Pinagpaplanuhan ng ilang
SA PAGLIPAS NG GUTOM
Ang bilis talagang lumipas ng taon. Halalan
na naman. Sa likod ng pangambang baka tuluyan nang
bumulusok pababa ang Pilipinas, pinatatatag pa rin
kabataan kung paano nila wawaldasin ang mga salaping kanilang tayo ng adhikaing guminhawa ang tinatamasang buhay
masasagpang kapalit lamang naman ng ikakalakal nilang mga boto, balang-araw. Di maikakailang gutom tayo sa reporma at
dangal at kaluluwa. uhaw sa ipinagkait na pag-asa.
Nakakautot isipin na sa nalalapit na 2010 Presidential Partz, tol, pre, fwend, pipz, vecky, brod.
Elections, nagsulputan ang mga katulad ni Pikoy sa ating lalawigan. Anuman ang tawag sayo, ating isaisip na ang bawat
Sila’y hayagan at desperadong mamigay ng sandamukal na Tsoko- pulgada ng ating mga balota ang magsisilbing daang
Tsoko upang umani rin ng sandamukal na simpatya mula sa mga bakal sa milya-milyang pagsubok na tatahakin pa ng
taong kinakalawang ang utak. masang Pinoy.
Ito ang karimlang hatid ng lumalaganap na sining ng Kailangan nating makibahagi, hindi sa
panunuhol. Ito ang sining na pundasyon ng vote buying dito sa mga Tsoko-Tsokong inaalok sa atin ni Pikoy kundi
pisngi ng minamahal nating isla. At sa kasamaang palad, ang mga sa paglaban at pagsulong tungo sa isang malinis at
botanteng wala pang bautismo ng mabahong pulitika ang puntirya sagradong eleksyon. Huwag sana tayong palinlang muli
ng mga halimaw at aswang sa paglaganap ng malagim na halalan. sa espirito ng vote buying, bagkus ay lalo pang pag-
Isa pang nakakapangatal ng laman ay ang unti-unting ibayuhin ang katapatan at integridad ng mga darating
pagyapos at pagkagat ng mga bagong supling na botante sa pain ng pang halalan. Tiyakin nating mananatili ang kalinisan
mga pulitikong naglalaway sa pwesto. Nabibighani nila ang mga at may magandang patutunguhan ang kuyum-kuyom
kabataang ito na ibenta sa buwaya ang kanilang mga boto. Parang nating mga balota.
tawaran tuloy sa ukay-ukay ang eksena. Sa kabila ng mga inaamag Sa sandaling mairaos ang halalang daratal,
na plataporma at nangangamoy-ipis na pamamahala, natutukso pa nakangiti nating bubuksan ang mga Tsoko-Tsokong
rin ang ilang kabataang Pinoy na tangkilikin ang mga pulitikong galing sa ating sariling mga bulsa at buong pagmamalaki
lantarang humahalay sa nagigipit na taumbayan. nating ihahayag na wala nang kabataang uto. Dala-dala
natin sa ating mga puso ang pangakong kailanma’y
PAGMUMUNIMUNI hinding hindi natin sila pamamarisan…
Sa halos isandaang milyong kataong namumugad dito Silang mga ganid sa salapi.
sa Pinas, 27.6 % dito ay kabataan na inaasahang magpupunla ng Silang masisiba sa kapangyarihan.
pagbabago. Datapwa’t sa likod ng propesiyang ito, ang mainit Silang maiitim ang gilagid.
na pagtanggap ng kabataan sa vote buying noong nakaraang Silang mga hayok!
eleksyon ay sapat na upang maalarma ang lipunan. Dito nabahiran
ng mantsa ang Catanduanes. Balitang-balita sa buong rehiyon
ang nagliliparang mukha ni Ninoy at Roxas. Dagdagan mo pa ng
ipinamumudmod na pandesal, noodles, tawas, salabat, napkin at
sari-sari pang chuwariwap upang ipambili ng boto. At nasaan ang
kabataan? Naroon. Nakikipag-agawan.
Totoo ngang walang sinuman ang ‘di nakararamdam ng
nakamamatay na krisis. Subalit hindi dapat ito ang maging dahilan
upang ipagbili natin ang bansa sa kamay ng mga salaulang pulitiko.
Sa kakapiranggot na biyayang ipinansusuhol nila,mag-uugat ang
pangitaing higit pa sa sanlibong beses nilang sisingilin ang mga
taong tumangkilik sa masahol nilang pangangampanya.
Napakasimple lang naman eh. Ang lipunang ito ay
kawangis ng isang dambuhalang ilong. Patuloy tayong mahihirapan
sa paghinga hangga’t maraming nakasuksok at nakabarang
elemento sa loob nito. At tayong mga kabataan ang mga daliring
susundot at kakalikot sa mga kulangot ng katiwalian sa nakagisnang
pamahalaan. Himatong sa ideyang ito, kailangan nang simulan
ngayon din ang pagkilos at pagkalikot, kaalinsabay ng wastong
pagpili ng manunungkulang pinuno.
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Catanduanes cashes in on
Cassava as alternative crop
F
or years, Catanduanes has mainly depended on Abaca
as its cash crop to pump prime the island province’s
economy. Since it is frequently visited by typhoons all-
year round, the weather factor greatly affects the province’s
fiber produce, usually yielding low quality outputs with
low value prices. Prices are usually just enough for a daily
meal of the farmers and strippers, better known as parahag-
ots.
Despite the recent efforts of the provincial
government to introduce innovations to boost the abaca A humble tropical root crop only known as substitute for
industry, the odds sneaked in with the global financial crisis corn and rice, scientific research recently unvailed a bright
future for cassava as a budding potential industry.
plunging the industry further into a sudden nose-dive.
With the domino effect of recession to foreign importing
companies, demands on the fiber reduced. Consequently
the fiber industry, along with the provinces’ economy, was Re-discovering cassava’s potentials
left hostaged. Researches on cassava made by Bacusmo and Mariscal underscored
This led the provincial government, under the the crop’s energy potential in the mid-1990’s, with the sudden surge of ethanol
stewardship of Governor Joseph Cua, to explore other production for use in alcohol. This was brought about by the unusual increase in
alternative industries due to the decline in the demand of the price of molasses due to decline in sugarcane production. It was not until the
abaca in the world market. country’s foods and beverage giant, San Miguel Corporation (SMC), looked for
In this backdrop, a potential alternative industry other alternative sources of raw materials in the production of liquor as substitute
of the province was identified to cushion the slump in abaca to the molasses.
demand due to global economic meltdown. Scientific breakthrough made cassava as the most viable alternative
A humble, lowly, “orphan” crop source of raw material for production of alcohol for liquor which is is extracted
Most people in other places has “mocking” from dried cassava chips and fresh roots. SMC started investing extensively in
thoughts about planting cassava. Farmers could not cassava production since 1995.
grow anything better in their parched sandy soils. It is Further, cassava was known to be a high-energy component for
therefore not surprising that the local cassava industry commercial feed formulations. This demand was fueled by the chronic
is underdeveloped. And while there might be extensive shortages and consequent high price of domestically produced maize, which is
growing of cassava, it is usually in small patches for purpose the traditional source of energy in feeds formulation.
of subsistence rather than as a product for trade. And with the recent researches’ projections, maize production is set
This is buttressed by the study made by Jose L. to decline and the demand for cassava for feeds is poised to increase rapidly.
Bacusmo of Philrootcrops, the national center for root crop Notably, a major manufacturer like SMC’s subsidiary B-MEG now uses cassava
research and development. He is also the President of chips for its commercial feeds production. At present San Miguel Corporation
the Visayas State University (VSU) in Baybay, Leyte who is considered as an institutional buyer of domestic cassava produce in the
invested in the research and development of cassava, its country.
production and post-harvest technologies.
It study also reveals that cassava is the only
commonly known alternative for rice and corn. It is
Calls for development
Greenfields magazine, citing the UN Food and Agriculture Organization
considered as substitute staple food for people whose lands
(FAO), forwarded that cassava could help protect the food and energy needs of
could not grow rice and corn. It is also the cheapest known
poor countries, especially in the light of soaring food and oil prices.
source of starch, also known as tapioca flour. Cassava has
Further in a global conference held in Gent, Belgium in 2008, scientists
also a relatively low national average yield. But then, it only
encouraged more investment in research and development to boost cassava
requires minimal inputs and care unlike other crops.
yields and explore its promising industrial uses, especially in the production of
The research also states that there are only few
biofuels.
provinces where cassava is grown as a cash crop and on a
FAO added that cassava is also the cheapest source of starch and is
commercial scale. These are Negros Occidental, Bukidnon,
used in more than 300 industrial products. Cassava starch can also be processed
Lanao del Sur and Mindanao which holds most of its
into biofuels. Additional studies bared other interesting facts on cassava starch’s
principal growing area, accounting for 59% of its land area
potential such as for use in processing of paper, cardboard and in different food
and 71% of the country’s cassava produce.
products. It can substitute wheat flour in baked products as much as 10%. It can
In a recent feature of the agri-business magazine
also be used as ingredient in soup thickeners, baby foods, sauces and gravies.
Greenfields, lands planted with cassava reached 211,633
Further, the production of ethanol from cassava (aside from the alcohol
hectares and yielded an average 8.48 tons per hectare
for liquor yields), is a promising and potential industry considering the soaring of
annually in 2008. Mindanao remained the biggest producer
oil prices and the demand for more renewable and cleaner energy. Ethanol fuel
of cassava, with the ARMM (Autonomous Region of Muslim
production demand was proven to be steadily increasing, setting an example
Mindanao), hosting 94,071 hectares of lands planted with
from Thailand’s sudden boom, paving way to boost its own cassava industry.
Cassava, the highest among the regions of the country.
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Government responses
Realizing a sunshine industry and an emerging catalyst
for national development in root crops, the government placed
cassava production as a priority banner program of Department
of Agriculture under its “Ginintuang Masaganang Ani” (GMA)
program. Outlining a program for its massive propagation and
higher production levels, it has adopted a five-year program to
double the area planted with the crop to over 500,000 hectares.
Under the said program, the government is set to spend
from 26 to 70 million pesos per year to achieve the 500,000 hectare
target for cassava. This 2009, cassava-planted land is around 230,000
Cassava: a crop likely to serve as a major catalyst
hectares. Data from Bureau of Agricultural Statistics also notes that
for rural development and the allevation from
the biggest gainer in the crops’ sub-sector this year’s first quarter is
poverty for its planters.
cassava.
Article: Ferdinand Camilo Kimura Photo Credits: Wikipedia.com, Page Design: Superbev
Director for Business Development, Mr. Bob Gabuna, numbers production for farmers in the municipalities of Viga, Panganiban
at 100,000,000 kilograms (100,000 metric tons) . This is just all for and Bagamanoc.
domestic requirements of processed cassava chips for various He also disclosed that the Land Bank of the Philippines
uses—food, feeds, and fuel. had created an innovative lending window amounting to P200 M.
The agreement also provides for the respective local This fund will be available to the cassava growers when they need
government units to identify or organize farmer associations or financing in tilling new lands and purchasing the necessary farm
cooperatives that would act as a cluster of production units. This is implements.
to facilitate the project implementation and forge agreements with Data from the Office of the Provincial Agriculturist
financing institutions that will provide loans to buy tractors and Support (OPAG) earlier this May reveals that the province’s cassava
other farm inputs, using the purchase orders issued by the said program’s has been piloted in the towns of Viga, (with 80 farmers in
firm as their collaterals. 17 barangays who started planting cassava on 75 hectares of land);
As a start-off point, the provincial government and Panganiban, (170 farmers have pledged to produce cassava on 40
Department of Agriculture, together with Heindrich Agri Corp. hectares) and Bagamanoc (some 35 hectares have been planted with
sponsored a Cassava forum in July in Panganiban, where production, the root crop by 80 farmers).
processing and marketing of cassava were discussed, together with Early this month, two 10-wheeler trucks brought cuttings of Golden
the present weaknesses of the industry and the steps towards its Yellow and Sultan 7 varieties of cassava to be used as initial planting
development. This was highlighted by the evaluation and visit and materials for the cassava production program of the provincial
in the province of Dr. Candidio Camo, National Cassava and Corn government. The cutting, bought for Php 81,000.00 from the
programs coordinator, together with Dir. Gabuna of Heinrich, who neighboring province of Camarines Sur, will be used to plant nearly
is also the National Cassava Board’s secretary-general. 44 hectares in several towns which have expressed interest and
formed farmers’ associations that would take part in the program.
The said undertaking is likely to encourage more farmers
A progressive future in sight into cassava planting as other municipalities in the province started
Cassava is easily grown in areas where corn and even
organizing assemblies and formations of cassava planters.
rice cannot thrive, particularly where soil quality and water supply
It’s delightful to think how the fantastic tandem of an “orphan” crop
is poor. It is seen that the island’s features and topography, even
and a typhoon-struck island can give life to the potentials of a truly
its frequent-typhoon visits, are not likely to affect the venture on
promising industry. True enough, with resiliency and perseverance,
cassava plantation and production. Coupled with optimistic and
Catandunganons’ progress is not far behind.
enthusiastic support from farmers, and matched by determined
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malaking specimen Kung minsan pa
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nga nakakabigla na Absent With Out Leave muna sa
pwede pala nating academics at focused muna sa kanilang
i-dissect ang kabuuan mga extra curriculars.
at i-zoom ang gross ‘Di rin lingid sa madla na ito ang college unipormeng
anatomy ng mga na walang sariling building at vicinity. Ebidensiya? puti. Malaki ang kanilang
kolehiyo. Masisilip Ang opisina ng Dekano ay nasadlak sa Main malasakit sa nutrisyon ng ating
natin ang iba’t ibang Building 2nd Floor, samantalang ang mga faculty mga pangangatawan.Kung
istoryang nananalaytay room ay may iba’t ibang branch- meron sa may kaya’t madalas silang maghain
at mga nakapinid na lihim harap ng high school department, 2nd floor at ng masaganang pagkain.
sa kasuluk-sulukan at first floor ng Main Building. Pati ang silid ng Pampalusog, pampahaba ng
matagpuan ang ating mga mga estudyante ay naka-deploy ng watak- kanilang buhay, pampabata sa mga
sarili sa namamayaning watak- Marcos Type Building, SBL at Room s a r i l i n g tumatanda…
sistema. Bagong haing 103, 104 pati yata 214. Mungkahi ko lang sa lugar na Ang house NM
putahe o lumang tugtugin pamunuan na maglagay sila ng spot map para
matatagpuan sa likod naman ay ang mga original
man ang ating mga kwento, hindi maligaw ang mga bagong salta at pati na
ng SBL building, ay housemates ng CHS. Sila
dumadaloy pa rin sa ating rin ang mga bisita.
nananatili pa rin silang ang mga nangangarap
mga ugat ang pinag-isang
nakatutok sa anumang makaakyat sa entablado
timpla - ang dugo ng kulturang College of Agriculture and Fisheries
mga palabas na nangyayari tuwing dumarating ang
Isteyt. (CAF) sa loob ng kampus na ito. March, at makapasa sa
board exam pagkatapos
College of Arts and
Still sprouting
Sciences (CAS) College of Health and ng review upang maging
F
“ or Everyone” College
Dito makakasalamuha mo ang angkan Sciences (CHS) ganap na RNs at RMs.
ni Arvy, the naturalized woman, na CHS Doubles Up Sila ay natutulog
marahil sa tagal din naman ng pananatili katabi ang kanilang
Ito ang kolehiyong sa kolehiyong ito ay nagkaroon na siya ng
Kung ang bahay ni kuya anatomy book at MIMS.
wini-welcome ang lahat with sariling farmtown. Marami-rami na rin
ay may House A at B, ang CHS Nagsusunog ng kilay
open arms and feet. For everyone ang kanilang na harvest na mga bunga ng
ay mayroon ding counterpart. sa tuwing brownout sa
college. Freshmen, second courser, cherry tree at na collect na mga nalagas na
Tinatawag itong House ND at paggawa ng kanilang
transferee, nag-shift o bumagsak feathers ng mga bibe. Marami ring mga
House NM. Bagama’t malayo case studies na copy
man sa major, this can be your last kapitbahay ang tumulong at tumutulong
ang distansya sa isa’t isa ay pilit paste at nakakatulog din
resort. At base sa aming mga roving sa pag-cultivate sa fertile ground para sa
namang pinag-iisa. naman pagkatapos ng
spy, ito ang may pinakamaraming kanilang mga pananim.
Matagal-tagal na rin ang kanilang office hours
kursong inihahain ngunit isa sa Sumibol na rin sa Kolehiyong nasabing paglipat ng mga bagong na kadalasan ay tuwing
mga may pinakamaliit na bilang ito ang mga bagong building. Kulang
housemate sa kolehiyong ito. Sila gabi—ang duty.
ng enrollees. Kaya naman maaaring na lang ay palamutian ng pintura upang
ay nagmula pa sa kabilang dulo Umaangat na ang
pumili sa ibat-ibang options. Ingat ito’y maging ganap na colorful houses
ng kampus nang sila ay maglipat- kolehiyong ito patungo
lang baka magkaroon ka ng option sa gitna ng masagana, mayabong at
kolehiyo. sa mas mataas na
paralysis syndrome. magandang farmtown. Ngunit sa kabila ng mga laranganngedukasyon.
Mababanaag dito ang iba’t Ang mga abang estudyante kaganapang ito, na ang dapat ay Marami-rami na rin
ibang mukha ng mga estudyante. na nananatili dito ay ang ating
manatili sila sa isang bahay, ay ang nagkamit ng
Halu-halong personalidad. May astig, mga magiging agrikulturista sa
nagkaroon nang dalawang bahay. mga gantimpala, na
baduy, japorms, may tipong genius, mga susunod na henerasyon na
Malayo sa isa’t isa. Dulo sa dulo. Hindi malamang may mga
may ala-pulitiko, may mga hindi tiyak magsasalba sa ating naghihingalo at
madali ang pagparoo’t pagparito. susunod pa. Mga
sa kanilang pagkatao. Meron naming kumakalam na sikmura.
Nakatirik ang isang building sa pagkilala o kung
tiyak sa kanilang mga pagkataong di- Sila ay nanatiling nakayuko likod ng Laboratory HS rooms. Ang hindi man, pwede
tiyak. sa hamon ng pang araw-araw na isang building nama’y nasa tapat ng naman siguro ang
Dito pinapanday at bilin ni Mam at Sir. Nakayuko sa
CSC gym, na nasa kabilang dako ng pagpapakila.
dinidiskubre ang mga nangangarap kadahilanang sila’y nagtatanim
kampus.
maging pulitiko, abogado at doktor at nagpapayabong ng mga punla
Sa house ND, nakatira ay
balang araw. Meron ding mga sabay upang kinabuksan ay kanilang
mga datihang estudyante ng CAS. Sila College of
lang sa agos ng ilog kahit ito’y delikado mapakinabangan. Iba’t ibang
ang mga nangangarap makapagsilbi Business and
na at hindi na kayang lumangoy,o crops na nagsisilbing ebidensya
at makatulong sa ating bayan sa A c c o u n t a n c y
maski magtampisaw man lang. Isang sa tuwing mag tse-tsek si Mam
pamamagitan ng pagpapalaganap ng (CBA)
magandang ehemplo ang mga estudyante ng output project. katuturan pagdating sa tamang pagkain Quiet Noise
rito sapagkat hindi sila bumabagsak Hindi man sila masyadong upangtayo’ylumakingmalakiattumanda Thrillers
sa kanilang mga major gaano man ka- visible sa kampus sapagkat ng bumabata. Matatandaang Nakakabingi ang
hectic ang kanilang mga skeds ng extra- sila’y parating nakakubli sa
sila ay dati na ring mga nakasuot ng
katahimikan ngunit maingay ang makapagturo sa pormal na institusyon Siga. May dating. Sila ang mga nangangarap makapagtrabaho
mga magaslaw na kaisipan… ng edukasyon balang araw. sa Dubai, este nangangarap palang makapasa sa board exam at
Kapansin-pansin ang Karamihan sa kanila ay nag-aaral maging mga licensed civil engineers.
mga bitbit nilang scientific ng mabuti, nagsusunog ng kilay kahit Madalas silang makita na hindi nakasuot ng
calculator at columnar sheet hindi gabi, nagpupuyat at napapagod uniporme, sakay ng kanilang mga motorsiklong walang gate
(shit) sa tuwing pumapasok sa sa kakagawa ng lesson plan araw- pass. Matinik sila sa numero kung kaya’t parati silang nananalo
kampus. Masasabing sila ang araw at inis na sa ingay at kulit ng mga sa mga regional and national quiz bee.
grupo ng mga estudyanteng estudyante sa tuwing naa’assign silang Ikalawang flavor- Department of Industrial
tahimik ngunit matinik. mag-observe sa mga estudyante. Lahat Technology. Marami-rami sila kumpara sa mga nangangarap
Sila ang mga ito’y nagagawa nila dahil sa ito ay ang maging engineers. Malakas ang kanilang pwersa sapagkat
nangangarap maging negosyante, kanilang magiging araw-araw na buhay mas marami ang bilang ng mga lalaki kesa sa mga bilang ng
accountant at abogado. sa mga darating na panahon--- malamang mga binabae, este babae. Mabilis silang tumugon sa mga
Matatagpuan ang kanilang mga hindi na magtatagal. hakbanging ipinatutupad ng administrasyon, pati ng mga
kalahi sa 3rd floor main building. At dahil sa kanilang pagpupursige at hindi maka-administrasyon.
Makikita dito ang mga nakasuot pagbibigay ng pokus sa kanilang pag- Marami at halu-halo ang kanilang mga pinapangarap
ng complete uniform kahit “wash aaral, sila’y nagkakamit ng matataas na sa buhay. Masarap. Manamis-namis. Dito gumagala ang mga
day”. May mga naka palda kahit antas ng marka mula sa kanilang mga gangster ng covered court na sinama na sa curriculum ang
hindi pwede sa kanila ang palda, propesor. Mga markang nagbibigay basketball.
dahil nga sa iba ang rehiliyon. inspirasyon marahil sa karamihang Ikatlong flavor- Department of Information and
Meron din namang nakasuot ng estudyante sa kolehiyong ito. Communications Technology. Mga future hackers este
pantalon na ang dapat sana sa Subalit mayroong impresyong umiiral technicians at programmers sila. Magaling sila sa manipulasyon
kanila’y gamitin ang palda. na ekslusibo lamang sa mga nagkakamit ng mga program sa computer. Maging software man yan o
Malaki ang kanilang ng mga mataas na antas ng pagkilala. hardware. Mahusay din sila sa pagsalba ng mga files kontra
populasyon. Sila’y gumagala Sa tuwing sasapit ang pagtatapos ng sa mga naglipana at mapanirang viruses.
ng kumpul-kumpol. Marami taunang klase, mapapansin na ang Makikita silang kumpul-kumpol sa 1st floor ng main
sila. Maraming kaibigan. Pala- kolehiyong ito ang may pinakamaraming building. Kung minsan naman ay sa 3rd floor. Karamihan
kaibigan. May nag-iibigan. bilang ng nagtatapos na may gawad. May ay naka uniporme, ngunit mas marami ang nakasuot ng
Ginagawa nilang dating site ang nagtatapos bilang cum laude dahil sa unipormeng sila mismo ang nagdisenyo. Masarap ang
ikatlong palapag. kanilang hindi matawarang outstanding kanilang timpla. Mas malasa. Maanghang.
Ayon na naman sa academic performance. Subalit kapag Nagmistula na ngan g 3-in-1 mixture ang kolehiyong
aming matabil ngunit demure ang resulta ng LET ay dumarating, konti ito. Marahil sa mga susunod na kabanata ay iisa na lamang
na source, ginagawa raw at mababa lamang ang nakukuha nilang ang kanilang kulturang gagalawan.
na dating site ang mga IGP passing rate (BSED). Ito ba ay dahil sa Sadyang hindi na nakabibigla ang mga pagbabagong
booths/stores sa palapag na marami na silang alam kaya’t maraming nagaganap dito sa ating mahal na isteyt. Mga
ito. Pinangungunahan ng mga sagot ang naglilipana sa kanilang mga pagbabagong hindi malaman kung nakapagpapagaan o
nakatataas nilang student kaisipan sa kasagsagan ng exam? O hindi nakapagpapabigat sa kalagayan ng kampus.
leaders. Matagal-tagal rin daw naman kaya ay taliwas sa dapat matutunan Malayu-layonarinmarahilangnaratingnginstitusyong
na naglalagi sa lugar na ito ang napupulot ng mga nagtapos na ito? ito mula nang dumating ang iba’t ibang pagkilala at
ang mga nabanggit, kasama Marahil sa susunod na taon ay paggawad sa kahusayan ng mga estudyante at fakulti.
ang kanilang mga tinatagong magkaroon na rin sila ng alumnus na Hindi na lingid sa ating kaalaman na tayo’y palapit na
loved ones… mapapabilang sa mga topnotchers o placers ng palapit sa pagiging isang ganap na unibersidad.
Marahil ay mga ng LET, nang sa ganun ay magawaran naman Matagal-tagal na rin tayong sumabay at
tahimik nga sila subalit may sila ng bagong pagkilala, kahit hindi man nagpatangay sa agos ng kalakaran dito. Sa mga
ingay din naman pala sa nagtapos bilang cum laude. epekto at depektong dulot nito sa ating lahat
kaibuturan… na kailanman ay mananatili ang ating
College of Technology (COT) kwento. Sapagkat tayong lahat
College of Education The 3 in 1 college ang bumubuo ng kulturang
(CoEd) Maganda ang pagkakahalo ng tatlong ating taglay --- ang kulturang
The Cum Laude Rich flavor. Malasa. Maalsa. isteyt.
College Siguro nga ay kay lapit na nila
Marami ang ngayon sa isa’t isa. Dati-rati ay madalas silang
nagkakamit na mataas nagkakalaban sa mga iba’t ibang patimpalak sa
na antas ng pagkilala na kampus. Ngayon ay nagkakaisa dahil sa sila
maaaring matanggap ngayo’y nabibilang sa iisang pamilya.
ng isang estudyante Unang flavor- Department
ngunit hindi ang antas of Engineering. Home of
na makukuha upang board topnotchers.
Artikulo: Maribel Trinidad Lapat: Superbev
The
Hard Hypocritical
Side donned uniforms strictly required. degrees highly irrelevant to their jobs.
Ferdinand Camilo Kimura Nevertheless, this pure baloney How ironic it is that students
I
quickly ends, as after the guests leave, the would end up wishing that accreditation
status quo returns. They are all back to their be made permanent or on daily basis just in
n my nearly four-year stay at CSC,
usual postures and nature, while polishing order to have the best of performance and
this word perfectly delineates the
their gleaming pride having perfectly services from our dear institution.
atmosphere of the whole campus,every
executed their part during the stage-play While the allegory is perfect, it is
accreditation conducted by the
and hypocritically insensitive of their but pathetically the reality.
Accrediting Agency of the Chartered
hidden incompetence. After all we are in a public-run
Colleges and Universities of the Philippines
But while their stage-act is a institution, usually run by those who could
Inc. (AACCUP).
success, there would always be the price to hardly practice what they preach.
The whole administrative
pay. That in a sad travesty, we are included Hypocrites.
structure, turns tensed and frenzied
and greatly affected. While we boast of
whenever the visit approaches. The heat is on
the great showing of our graduates in
with rushed refurbishment, facelifts, repairs
the national licensure examinations their
in every office and departments; production
employability is still wanting. We are
of all required documents, reports and
greatly contributing to the country’s army
papers in full-blast speed. Chiefs, staffs and
of the unemployed while those who are
other personnel generously and vigorously
employed are finding their knowledge and
spend up overtime work in their offices.
Even more derisive are the sudden
policy shifts and mushroom entities that
The Evil
would come out from nowhere, only to
be imposed in line with something like a
script of a drama spectacle to be acted by
Boxed
in Men
everyone in the institution. Not for good or
better, yet only within the duration of the
survey visit.
Just before the recently concluded
Out
accreditation visit, the lobby seemed to “Evil is the result when man does not have the love of God”
be converted into a botanical garden and -Albert Einstein Ezekiel Tanael
walking the corridors seemed to be a walk
in the park owing to the amazing prowess
T
of the last-minute impresarios, no smoking
signs suddenly appeared into the usual he 23rd day of November this year Genocide has so many motivations.
bare walls, proper hand-wash instructions shall always be remembered as one of A few of them may be due to classism, racism,
posted into the suddenly tended and neat the darkest days of our country. Still religious intolerance, reverse discrimination,
comfort rooms. rejoicing from the victory of Manny sexism, homophobia, speciesism, xenophobia
Suddenly, politeness and Pacquiao after gaining his 7th world and transphobia.
efficiency came into practice at the usual title thirteen days before, news spread like All of these motivations were the
service offices, with professionalism and wildfire that at least 57 people were massacred result of the unwillingness of men to share or
in Ampatuan, Maguindanao. respect other people’s belief, faith or principles
competence becoming their virtues.
The crime which was allegedly on things. It is also the consequence of power
More of the ridiculousness,
masterminded by Datu Unsay Municipal Mayor corrupting and blinding those inflicted by it
students are compelled to join the charade Datu Andal Ampatuan Jr. was motivated to stop to become unaware of his surroundings and
- painting over the rooms, doing repairs, his political rivals from opposing him in the become egotistical.
mowing lawns and yes, even producing the upcoming 2010 elections. The indignation caused by this
required documents, reports and papers This event reminds us of past event in Maguindanao to the Filipinos and the
which their college faculties need to show genocides committed against humanity such as international community was so intense as to
off to the evaluators. Even more striking is the reign of Nazi in Germany during the 1940s, create a sensation in the media and the Internet.
the sudden enforcement upon students of the Rwandan Patriotic front in 1994, the Serb The ways ordinary people responded
speedily producing research presentations, forces in Srebrenica in 1995, and many more were quite similar to the evil committed by the
college publications or papers and other undocumented atrocities. perpetrators. In the segment of the ABS-CBN’s
requirements. Failure to cooperate and The Maguindanao massacre or shall Boto mo, I-patrol mo, a texter commented on
to give the best of portrayal, may bear a we say the Ampatuan Massacre to be precise saying that “the Ampatuans should be buried
dangerous consequence for the student (since it happened in Ampatuan), was not the alive or be cut into 50 pieces to be distributed
when things are already back to “normal”. first of its kind in the Philippines. among the victims.”
They are even conditioned of The chair of the Moro Islamic Quite ironic to say that people respond
acting out actively in their classes to be Liberation front (MILF) secretariat Muhammad to evil by suggesting another act of evil even in
observed, while the usually idle and Ameen enumerated several massacres in the thought or words. What difference do we have
incompetent instructor acts up a lively past wherein up to now, justice is yet to prove from these killers if we share the same thoughts
and interesting performance towards them its rule. Some of the massacres he said were and actions?
aiming to impress observers. The usual the Palimbang Massacre (1,000 Moros brutally This is the proof that the same evil
boring “manila paper” festivals types killed), Patikul Massacre (700), Pata Island dwells in every person and if given the chance to
of reporting are supplanted by required Massacre (more than 2,000), Manili Massacre be in the same situation as these killers, we could
power-point presentations. Consented (70), Kauswagan Massacre (40), Magsaysay have done the same mercilessly.
Massacre (66), and many more.
absenteeism is suddenly retorted, neatly
Vol. XVIII No.I | October - December 2009 Opinion 37
M
Elvin Randolph Jubay
“Sensasyon”
craves for it, though tendered at mediocre misfortune.
echelon. More likely to happen in the arena
GMA’s pronouncement to run after the election, is the jump start, again,
as Representative of the 2nd district of of the so called perilous dance of chacha.
Pampanga substantiates prior theory It was in 2005 when this event unfolded,
S
on the plan to extend her term, through thus served as an edifying manifestation of
the selfishly proposed charter change political positioning and yields of power.
ensasyon Ikalimang paghabi has The allies of GMA naively authored and
been the talk of the campus and (chacha). This is amidst suspicions on
her drama to stay no more. The shift approved a resolution for a constituent
blog after it has been circulated assembly but did not know what step to
in the CSC community and of the present presidential system to a
federal-parliamentary form will surely take afterwards. Hence, this was deemed
was posted in statesmanrocks. as an indisputable threat to this nation’s
deviantart.com. The literary folio’s not let her take the curtain call and make
her final bow. Hence, this will pave the economical, social and moral condition.
packaging salutes to the five sense organs Then eventually, with her cronies fleeing
associated in different forms of literary concrete road of her continuous slavery,
travesty and consummation of the in the grimy house of the Congress, an
genres such that tanog (depicts the music instantaneous Prime Minister would
of poetry), namit (links to various flavors Filipino masses. Because this change in
the system would mean another long, emerge.
of short stories), muklat (photography’s While GMA capriciously claims
perspective), kurit ( showcase of artworks) long years of agony under the regime
of a puppet that fools around with her her economic and social achievements,
and hangos (which breathes to life on private economists are obliterating
different essays). As what the folio’s numerous soiled puppets.
Apparently, the people, as her account, and are totally in clash
concept accounts for, the outcome is to see whose mathematical device is
sensational. the audience, did not savor the grubby
political show. And definitely they Swill malfunctioning. Most Filipino’s would
Different comments arose as believe that her only factual achievements
it was distributed randomly at the CSC not wish for another genre of stage play.
In fact, no one would even care to lend are the corruption of country’s democracy
campus. There was a huge mass demands and the reduction of this country into a
for an individualized literary folio. But their calloused hands to bestow a big
round of applause. nation of wanderers and adventurers.
the publication can not stomach this We had miscalculated her
because the price of each exceeds from the It was noted that GMA did
not disclose her future political plan farewell. Again, she thirsts. She needs
subscription fee. Therefore it is limited. to be dampened. But what magical solvent
Only for those limited students who have in her last State Of the Nation Address
(SONA?), of which her adversaries could eradicate this drought?
a sense of wisdom and imagination. Above She’s maybe in the throne of
all, the literary folio is not only meant for awaited for her declaration not to include
herself to the 2010 electoral race. But Presidency at present; she’s geared up to
our eyes, for publicity and for display but dwell in a bigger mansion.
for how we show life’s stories. now the answer was absolutely rendered
clear. She has not loosened her grip to Prevention is still better than
Literary is another discipline. cure.
Not like the news that becomes stale at the pleasure of supremacy. That had
there been diagnosis of the country’s Open your eyes. Do not be
the end of the day and a showbiz item that blindfolded.
has been sensationalized just to feed the state, uninterrupted ill-system would be
readers’ bubonic minds. It’s a whole new
thing, and Abakatanduanes just do its job the students who have submitted their abstractly and not “literally” .We are then
of compiling the best poems, artworks and entries for literary folio doesn’t know the only confined in the traditional English
stories. It is not just a waste paper basket rules of the trade. Our consultant will and Filipino. We are in higher learning
for mechanical short stories and the ever point out these stuffs, as too emotive for therefore we must think and imagine in
jaded love rhyme poetry and personal comfort. “Ipadala na lang sa kinauukulan .”, our highest heights.
accounts which were masturbated out of would be the usual mark. To quote from a famous line
the blue. Creative writing requires “Your taste for coffee is not my taste of
Literary uses a language and creative thinking. It aches my head and poetry”. It is indeed for people who have
approach not really intended for a huge feels disturbed when some students a dose of imagination and think beyond
mass consumption and is the reason why react from the high falutine vocabulary the border of their thoughts. Imagine and
the publication has produced limited of the sensational Abakatanduanes. The think of this. You can't think rationally
copies is that Abakatanduanes is intended bottomline - these students have less on an empty stomach, and a whole lot of
for those who have a penchant for literary exposure to the dynamics of language. people can't do it on a full one either.
value and the arts. Some students hate to And this is an eye opener. We are laid on
attend their literature class because they the line in the stereotyped pocketbooks
do not understand its essentiality due to and text quotes. We are not exposed to
mediocrity and knowledge deficit. Even media that will give us the chance to think
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remember the first time I sang this hymn. Stimulated by my Another act of negligence is giving a mean interest to the
teacher’s honeyed and digestible offer, I internalized this mediocre students yet gives much of the focus to the performing
song and built in me the awe for my new school. Greatness, ones, which should be the reverse. Education must not be
prodigy, excellence, they all came sweeping me off into a prejudiced or function like racism.
pristine stand - the stand that I’m in a school that satisfies a In accordance with assessment principles, we have
student’s fervor. Oh how easy a freshman can be carried. culprits who use assessment to establish their name to their
Catanduanes State Colleges actually savors the prestige student as the brainy thus including in the exam questions which
of being the only comprehensive higher education institution in are actually out of the syllabus, out of the discussion, and was
this island province and joins the squad of the premier SUCs not undoubtedly never taught. Likewise, assessment is used as an
only in the region but in the entire country as well. In fact, Isteyt excuse rooted from negligence and lack of preparedness and as
is constantly robed with accolades and acknowledgement both in a disciplining and fear-installing tool. Assessment is measuring
regional and national level. students learning in a discussion. Now, what are they exactly
Ironically, what is sweet in the superficial is mostly bitter measuring there? In a fluffy side, we can observe a-not-so-good
beneath. Behind the praise sprawls the disparaging defect that is construction of questions in their test papers. Typographical error
truly disheartening. or a test of finding the flaw? Again what should be remembered is
Let’s be frank. This institution has subject offerings that college is college and not any other level.
which have teachers handling it but have no reference at all. Or Similarly, projects must always be an outgrowth of the
if there is a reference, it’s yet one or two, antiqued, outmoded, lesson and not as compliance only. There are authorities who
and obsolete. Relevantly, these teachers will just reason that require students to pass projects not related to the lesson and
everything is fine because the worldwide web can supplement the sometimes for their own benefit.
need without the knowledge that only a little percentage of the Moreover, some subjects also are somehow not in line
data in the net is valid and reliable. They are proud saying this as with the student’s course. Are they practically included just to
if they know how to surf the net or even to control the mouse of fill in the required units for the said course? Relatively, there are
a computer. This is embarrassingly a pure hypocrisy. The upshot courses in this institution that have different inclination in the
is that lessons are discussed superficially. They are pushing such end. Political Science graduates for example are conscious that the
subjects even at the expense of the learning that will be reaped. said course here which is basically a preparatory for law is taught
Our isteyt is even allowing teachers to handle more bound or favored to teaching, same with BS Biology which
subjects even if it is not really their field of specialization. is a preparatory to medicine.
Imagine the discussion and the learning transpiring inside By hook or by crook, we can say at the outset that this
the classroom. Highbrows’ eyebrows are meeting badly to be institution must sharpen its curriculum, its subject offerings,
exact. Nevertheless, the shatterproof fact is that knowledge can and course content. What does the course wants to turn the
never be bluffed. Teaching in college is evidently and precisely students into? What is its target? The students must be brought
different from teaching in elementary and secondary. The reason and developed to the expected crop or else, all are rubbish or
that tertiary education is labeled higher education is basically worthless.
because the teaching in this stage is more advance, rich, and These are only some of the blemishes that can drain one’s
complex. Subjects here are not ordinary subjects. Morphing to the established awe. CSC has certainly potential and enthusiastic
suitable or appropriate level of discussion and manner of subject students that can be even developed if right and needed actions
presentation crushing out premature interpretations is likewise will be undertaken. They are blessings that should never be taken
a deep-seated prerequisite. Yet the best action still is giving the for granted. After all, we the students are the clientele that the
warrior his mastered weapon – his craft, and vice versa. CSC serves.
In one way or another, we can then ask what basis is Negligence is shame. Incompetence is antipathy. Excuses
behind the division of subjects. Or considering where it all started, are folly. And so we have to honor and thank those who never
the basis of hiring our teachers. considered the aforementioned and just do what is expected from
Negligence is also a tag mark. Let’s face it. There are them instead. They are absolutely heroes.
teaching authority here that sees reporting as an avenue to be Isteyt can indeed propel to even loftier heights. Higher
free and spree to their obligation of pasturing the students. Some passing rate, more quality graduates, more achievements and
are even doing other business not in line and related with what citation from regional, national, and hopefully international, and
they should do as the teacher. Some are leaving the room, not other commendable prizes will be even made possible if quality
attending the class, not listening, and dispiritingly letting the and the best instruction will be catered.
reporters to handle the day for them. And what’s the comment Yet what ever the case there is, we the students must
afterwards? “Excellent, a very comprehensive report,” they not overlook the efforts that we should do. The passion, will,
say, even if it is not and even if they never listened. The word and perseverance must never drain. Higher education is not
is indeed full disregard. Heck, are they pointing out that the dependence after all.
students need them no more to learn? Inauspiciously, they end Anyway about the hymn, this time I believe I will not be
up the victor as they still receive their crispy salary - the same carried anymore. I guess I gained weight... or muscles perhaps.
amount they expect to receive. Oh cheers to CSC.
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Solusyon
na diyablo ang kanilang pinatungan ng Ito ang paaralang walang
korona. Hanggang ngayon, ang malanding pagpapahalaga sa kanyang mga mag-
babaeng bayaran ang may hawak kay Juan aaral. Ito ang paaralang, walang pakialam
Dela Cruz sa leeg. Sa kasamaang palad, ang mga mag-aaral sa pambababoy ng
bakal at nalilibutan ng tinik ang kamay na paaralan. Nakakatawa. Tanging pera lang
Ruzzel Valdepeña sumasakal kay Juan. Isa ring katatawanan talaga ang rason ng patuloy na pag-daloy
ang termino sa mga Pilipino, Juan dela ng mabahong buhay sa paaralang ito.
Cruz, isang obrerong may pasan na krus. AACCUP lang ang dahilan ng pag-ganda
I
Hindi maiiwasang ihambing ng mukha nito. Magaling CSC, para kang
ang noon sa ngayon. Kung ikaw ay may nagpalit ng damit ngunit hindi naligo.
to ang una at huling pagkakataon ko
kaunting kaalaman sa mga nangyayari, Nagmumog ngunit hindi nagsepilyo.
na magsulat ng kolum sa diyaryong
marahil, nais mo na ring umalis na lamang Tumae, ngunit hindi ka naghugas ng
ito. Sa loob ng limang taong
sa bansang ito. puwet. Oh sadyang kaysakit tanggapin ng
pakikipag-buno sa pagaaral, sa
wakas makakapagtapos na rin ako. mabahong katotohanan. Pinapatawan mo
Dagliang pagpapakilala lang naman iyan. Catanduanes ang iyong mga bulag na anak ng pasakit
Nais ko lang sana na sa pagkakataong ito’y Isang maliit na nunal sa tubig na kibit-balikat na lamang sa kanila.
maihayag ko sa inyo, mga mahal kong ng Pasipiko. Kay gandang lugar. Kay Ikaw CSC, ang siyang dapat
kamag-aral, ang aking mga saloobin. yuyumi ng kababaihan. Noon ‘yan sabi manganak ng mga batang magsisilbi
ng lola ko nung buhay pa siya. Salamat sa kanyang bayan, ngunit, isang
pambubugaw ang iyong ginagawa.
Pilipinas lola at namahinga ka na, hindi mo na
mararanasan pa ang hirap sa lugar na ito. Sumasayaw sa saliw ng musika ng
Mula ng dekada singkwenta “GLOBAL COMPETETIVENESS,”
Pangunahing produkto dito ang
hanggang sa kalagitnaan ng dekada tugtuging gawa ng Amerika. Sabi nga ni
abaka. Ibig sabihin, maraming magsasaka
sitenta, namayagpag ang Pilipinas sa Bob Ong, “Gag*han ang College”. Totoo
ng abaka, isang napakaselang tanim.
buong rehiyon ng Asya. Ang bansa yon.
Kaunting tulak lang ay magugupo na, tsk,
ang siyang unang nakalaya umano sa Ad Nauseam, Ad Infinitum, CSC.
at nagkataong bagyuhin pa naman ang
mahigpit na kamay ng mga dayuhan.
isla. Pag may bagyo, walang abaka, pag
Ang palitan ng piso sa dolyar ay umabot
pa nga kwatro pesos kada isang dolyar,
walang abaka, walang pera, pag walang Paalam
pera, walang pagkain. Kawawa ka naman, Ang Pilipinas ay isang patay
isang patunay na ang ating ekonomiya
pobreng Catandunganon. na puno ng uod. Punong-puno ng uod.
noon ay sadyang matatag. Ang pasistema
Ang islang ito ay isa ding maliit Samut-sari ang uri ng uod nasumisippsip
ng pamahalaan ay maayos sa kabila
na imperyo. Naghahari-harian ang mga sa bulok na bangkay nito. Yaong mga
ng patagong pag-asa sa tulong ng
buwayang hindi naman talagang likas na buwaya at ang kanyang mga kauri ang
imperyalistang Amerika. Hindi na maaalis
umusbong sa lugar na ito. Ang pulitika nasa ilalim. Sila ang pikamatatabang
ang kurapsyon sa isang demokratikong
rito ay may pambansang kalidad. Kayang uod sa lipunan. Nakatanim na sa bansa.
bansa, subalit ng mga panahong iyon,
tapatan ang anumang kahihiyang kayang Ang masa, pinakamarami, ngunit
kaunti pa lamang ang epekto nito sa mga
lunukin ni Gloria. Magmasid ka lamang pinakamangmang, pinagkaitan ng mga
mamamayan.
ng maigi at ika’y lubhang matatawa. uod sa ibaba. Ngunit ang masa, balang
Sa kasalukuyan, tanggap na ng
Ngayong malapit na ang araw ay gigising din. Dahil na rin sa tayo
nakararaming Pilipino ang kabulukan ng
eleksyon, tatapalan na naman ng pera ay nasa gitna ng napakadilim at walang
sistema. Alam mo yan. Hayaan niyo akong
ang mata ng mga mamamayan kapalit ng buwang gabi. Malapit nang sumikat
magsalaysay ng ilan.
tatlong taong pag-sipsip ng mga halimaw ang araw, at sinisiguro kong muling
Tila isang pamaskong regalo ang
na ito sa pwesto. Magkano lang naman mapipintahan ng pula ang pagsikat ng
hatid ng EDSA sa Pilipinas. Sa katagang
yan? Sanlibo? Naku, ang mura naman ng umaga.
ito lumaya umano ang Pilipinas sa tanikala
mga tao dito. Hindi edukasyon ang solusyon,
ng mapaniil na diktaturyang Marcos, at
Catandunganon, tama na ang Jesli. Mali ka dahil mayaman ka.
sa bulok na pamamamaraan ng gobyerno
pagtulog, sobra na ang katangahan mo. Ito, Jesli, ito ang solusyon.
ni Estrada. Sa totoo lang HINDI. Dahil
Tama na. Rebolusyon.
para sa akin, pinairal lamang ng mga
taga-Maynila ang kanilang katangahan. Rebolusyon ang solusyon.
Sobrang katangahan. Matapos ang Pampamahalaang Paalam.
rehimeng Marcos, naupo si Aquino, isang
mahina at walang alam sa pagpalutang Kolehiyo ng Catanduanes
ng isang maliit na bangkang palubog. Sentro umano ng linangang pang-
Lumobo ang utang ng Pilipinas. edukasyon sa probinsiya. Patunay diyan
EDSA Dos. Muling pinabilib ng ang daan-daang pasado sa board exams
bansa ang mundo. Pinabilib sa angking taon taon. Palakpakan naman kayo diyan
kabobohan ng Maynila. Hindi maako ng mga estudyante oh! Kayo lang, mga bobo
mga nagpatalsik kay Erap na isang pandak kayo eh. Sobra.
BIPPK
BANAT NI ISKAY PLIKS AT PINAT KING
Medyo nahuray-huray kita nin katosmag ah, tsk. Sukat pano, kahaharang
na. hehe! Dyok lang mga made kasin pade. Mana ta maerestoryahan kita nin
kabalbalan ditoyan sa eskwelahan tang MAHAL.
Inot na labarda: Oras nin pagbasa, de-oras na.
Iso baga daa, de-oras na ang pagbasa sa atong library.
Tsk, isyan ang resulta nin pag-automate? Anong innovation
man yan? Hapoton daw namo kamo, dating sanggatos na ang
bayad kada semestre para sa library iso? Ta’yon tapaglimitahan
ang pag-adal? Atang mie pa naman yan inagi sa among mga
estudyante ang pagapruba nin singil na yan. Tapos mabayad
pa nin singgko kada dos minutos? Ay anong kabuahan, eh
sa computer shop sa luwas singgko kada kinse minotos nin
internet. Madyag pang iinternet na sana iso? Anong kor-
catalog, itype sana sa Google search yang topic antemano
Ikawhang labarda: An pagkalupa nin maotwar ang resulta. Mie pa nata-pogan sa luma buda ralapa
propesyonalismo ni Doc. nang libro. Maoyam na kamo, asa tama kami, kadakor pa
Hantong doctor na to yan, sadong ardaw, maklase namo. Kamo? Inda sana sa inyo, pila man sana kamo.
kutana siya, pagabot niya sa kiyang assigned na klasrum,
ikan ng naenot. Tapos hantong medyo maypagkaikan na
instructor na to yan, nagparwala sa pasilyo mismo nin
Ikatlong labarda: An barkada kong nahabonan.
Ikan kami barkada, gaeskwela pa ninto, sanang off-
college nila. Pinakihurunan man siya na maghanap nin room
campus siya, siyempre mie namo itaram ang pangaran. Si pade
pansamantala ta nakasugna na si mam nin klase sa rum na
namo, nagreklamo ta yo gibo daa nin grupo nila sa research,
yon. Sos, ugali bga yan nin doctor. Sabagay, baad isyan talaga
ipinangaran sa apat na maestro diyan sa department na halani sa
ang kiyang ugali bilang doctor iso, mga made? Tsk. Lawgaw
calatagan gate. Tamang kanilopet kotana nin pakagibo nila nin
baga ano? Hana baad maarog ka ki Haydon Kho. Hek! Hek!
study na ‘yon, tapos ipangpahamot sana sa apat na maestrong
Hek!
yon? Sukat mga bo-rad magresearch. Bo-rad ba o talagang mae
pa masyado bated? Masupog man oy, gibo yan nin estudyante
ninyo, hahabonon niyo pang pampahamot nin ngaran niyo sa
Ikaapat na labarda: An branyung bang bus mga Accreditors? Hek hek hek. Pagtorortor daw kamo.
Ang apelido nila, santa rosa. Ikan kaming barkada
na student ng automotive na sabi daa ikawhang gamit ta na
daa sila. kahilak man, gamit na paran siya, pinapasapasahan
na, minik-apan lang daa, tsk. Mahar mahar daa pero ang Ikalimang labarda: “Just sign your nem &
pakabugaw sa kiya. Hek hek hek. Inda sana kun sino inot everythin’s gonna be fayn.”
na masakay sa kiya, hana, lugi siya jan. Basta kami ni pade, Sabi yan ni sir/mam na __________ (clue, teacher siya na
syertong buko na silang branyu. Hek hek hek. taga CBA, CAS, CAF, CHS, COT, CoED). Manongod ini sa pag-
rate nin estudyante sa maestra. Ano kita? morong? ikaw? baad iso,
pero kami buko. Ako ninyan botngan ko yan nin uno, labot ko,
kun ikan sanang negatib 1 million isurat ko yan dyan. hek hek hek.
Gudbay buko man silang tayo’ maghu’no. hek hek hek.
As the title implies, iso talaga. mae nang masunod pang
kabanata nin atong “panlilibak asin panlanse” sa mga maeng
kanortoran asin maeng kaayadan na mga tawo buda pangyare.
Mga dudes, guys, pre, part, we leave to you the legacy of jason
gainza, i mean, you know, of standing up, just like buto ni
corakog, no malice dudes, were gonna miss you including this
page a lot. tsk. no more hek heks, tsk tsks, and laughing trip while
reading our article. Sorry, but, we have to grow kasi eh.
So long, s*ckers!
P.S.
Rejoice evil-doers and real suckers, (sakit mag-englis),
ho, you may resume your damn work without those two pests
atop this paper. But, but, buttttttt!
(sisipaon mi an! hek hek hek!)
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ni:konix
oksimoron politiks
N atunghayan natin
sa taong ito ang
katakut-takot na
kababalaghan. Lalo na
kung ika’y mapagmasid at
ginamit ng maigi ang
inyong kanya-kanyang third
eye. Sinasabi na tayong
lahat ay mayroong third
eye, kailangan lang natin
itong IMULAT, ilang
paranormal expert na rin
ang nakapagpatunay na
sa kabila ng pisikal na
pagkabulag, nananatiling
aktibo ang third eye.
Hayaan ninyong isalaysay
ko ang ilan sa mga
nasaksihan ng aking
matang mapagmatyag.
HOLLOW MAN: ANG PAGBABALIK
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CREEPS
nagkataong kalbo, mistulang holdap ang nangyari
dahil sapilitan ang pangha-harass ng Hollow Man
makuha lamang ang kanilang membership fee. Dagdag Kung pamilyar ka sa larong "DoTA", karakter
pa niya, tatlo ang klaseng hawak ng halimaw na ito sa laro na mukhang diyablo at laman-lupa ang
ito kaya kung susumahin ay aabot sa dalawang libo itsura. Naglipana ang mga creeps na ito sa COT Dep’t
ang nalimas ng karumaldumal na nilalang na ito. of Industrial Technology. Nakakatakot ang kanilang
Napag-alaman na lamang ng kawawang estudyante na mga itsura. Ilang mga mag-aaral ang nagsumbong
mayroong derby ng araw na iyon. Hindi makatarungan sa amin na madalas magreklamo sa kanilang paraan
ang ginawa ng hollow man sa kanilang klase. Maging ng pagtuturo. Ang mga creeps na ito mismo ang
ang mga kasamahan nito sa trabaho’y nagsabi na sila nagsasabing "..inda ko sana kung makapasa pa kamo",
mismo’y hindi (remit) sa organisasyon ang perang "pagluwas niyo baad kami pa ang ipasupog nindo,
kanilang nalilikom mula sa mga estudyante. pati iskwelahan idaramay ninyo pa ning inyong
Makapanindig balahibo ang pagpaparamdam. kasosopgan niyo". Ayon sa mga estudyante, hindi
Sana’y mamulat ang mga mag-aaral sa tunay na naman ganoon ang pakikitungo sa kanila ng mga
kababalaghan. halimaw na ito noon. Nagbago na lamang noong mga
nakaraang taon. Marahil dahil na rin sa mga creeps
na ito, mababa ang performance ng mga graduates ng
nasabing departamento.
Creeps na nagturo sa kanila ng apat na taon
ang sila mismong magtutuligsa sa kanilang sariling
produkto. Hinihiling namin sa otoridad ang agarang
HAUNTING SA CSC
pagsiyasat sa kanilang kakayanang magturo. Isang
board passer lang sa isang taon, minsan ay wala.
Noong nakaraang semestre, isang pagtitipon ang Sabagay, matatanda na rin naman sila’t nakakalbo pa.
ginanap sa gym. Isang haunting ika nga ang naganap. Kailangan na dapat mamahinga, tutal mga tamad rin
Nakakatakot dahil sa pagtitipong ito nagmistulang naman sila di’ba?
possessed ang mga mag-aaral na dumalo, maliban na
lamang kaunting naniwala sa kanilang mga panalangin.
Sa nasabing pagtitipon lumitaw ang balak na itaas ng
mga haunters ang singil sa presyo ng kamote’t daing
na dapat bilhin ng mga estudyante. Hindi natuloy
ang nasabing pagtataas. Salamat na lamang sa mga
naniwala. Kaya nga lang yaong mga nakararami’y hindi
maintindihan ng lubusan ang lahat ng pangyayari. Ang
inaakala nilang komedyang palabas ay isa pa lang
katatakutan. Huli na ng kanilang napagtanto.
A
s the tradition and thrill
of the State Colleges and
Universities Athletic
Association (SCUAA) Meet
continue to elevate the sports
enthusiasms of many, competition
also gears up into a different level.
The quest for pride and honor to
be dubbed supreme in the Bicol
sporting world has always been a
matter of great interest. And now,
another regional sports gala has
concluded and the dominance
of some once again surfaced in
the Bicol’s sports arena while the
underdogs are still desperately
in search of the elusive glory of
winning the gold.
ON TOUCHDOWNS
& SETBACKS
team hurled by Janice A. Cabrera, Joanne
The Exodus T. del Barrio, Ann Frances T. delos Santos,
board1) and Jeremy Y. Sapico (Athletics-
Eight of the nine events participated 500m run).
Carmi Joy B. Giray, Michelle Karl Ibayan,
in by the Catanduanes State Colleges in the
Stephanie Marie C. Ibayan, Jogie A.
2009 Region V SCUAA Meet held at the
Sarmiento, Riolita I. Satairapan, Andelyn The Aftermath
Camarines Sur Polytechnic College (CSPC) Compared to last year’s outcome,
C. Sorra, Rowena G. Tablate, Karen P.
Naga City Campus last September 28, - it is quite obvious that we have a far better
Tenerife and Wemmy T. Traqueña defied
October 2, 2009, bagged six gold, 14 silver ratio of medal harvest this year with
the muddy field and fierce competitor to
and nine bronze medals. respect to the number of athletes sent. Last
clinch the First Runner up honors.
The men’s basketball team year we had entries in almost all sports
Also providing the CSC a vantage
composed of Van Ashley Cervantes, Jose disciplines but we were just able to bring
team standing is the Lawn Tennis women’s
Mari Louis A. dela Cruz, Ivan Keith S. Go, home two golds, 21 silvers and 37 bronzes
team who pocketed the silver medal. The
Joel T. Litong, Bert Dominic T. Pitajen, Jan in our medal hunt. With 63, the leanest
CSC lady netters were Perlita A. Posada,
Marvin A. Toledana, Francois T. Razal, number of participating athletes this year,
Karen Joy G. Tindoc, Katrina A. Peña and
Jayson L. Traqueña, Matt R. Tabligan the CSC squad surpassed last year’s dismal
Mary Anne V. Cabrera.
and Loueigi Z. Tomes bannered the gold finish with 46% efficiency compared to
Adding to the CSC’s medal tally
medal harvest of CSC after trouncing the last year’s 35%. But the odd thing is that,
is the men’s Volleyball team who netted
powerhouse defending champion Bicol still, we remained in the 7th place inching
the 2nd Runner up honors. They were
University in a twice-to-beat disadvantage DEBESMSCAT with only three gold, one
composed of Louiegi Z. Tomes, Mark S.
in the championship and finally recapturing silver and two bronze medals to escape the
Reyes, Oriel D. Icaro, John Alvin T. Tonio,
the title after an almost six-year gold medal humiliating bottom of standings.
Ronald C. Rojas, Edelbert D. Dalipe, Joel
drought. The dominance of Bicol University
J. Litong, Vincent Cris T. Tapel, and Audi
Meanwhile, Rose Ann M. Bantayan, as one of the premier state-run universities
Jose A. Manlangit.
a senior BS Math student gallantly carried in Bicol once again proved that they are one
Danilo Tipo Jr. likewise outlasted
the flag of CSC taekwondo team, earning of the sports superpowers, enabling them
the rigors of eliminations in the Athletic
gold in the Taekwondo Bantamweight to defend their “over-all championship”
High Jump to eventually capture the
Division along with her compatriot Perfecto title with a commanding 83 gold, 51 silver
Silver Medal. Also gaining bronze medals
D. Bien snaring the bronze medal in the and 44 bronze medal record.
were Sonny B. Tayoto (swimming, 50m-
Flyweight Division. This just demonstrates the solo
backstroke), Raffy Roncar Tivar (chess-
Furthermore, the CSC softball
THE ART OF TRIAL - SCUAA 09 is about the field,
the players, the strategies and the stories.
show of BU, revealing the glaring reality But we could not hide the disadvantage of neck against the better-trained warriors
that an institution with better and solidly- that wise maneuver. of mainland SUC’s if we will not invest
established sports development plan has Remember that exposure to a little more time and effort to venture
the edge to conquer the SCUAA’s center competitions is a vital factor in enhancing into modern and wittier strategies?
S
kim boarding, also known as skimming, is now a
nascent water board sport played by youngsters
all over the Philippines and is a rapidly budding
s
Thi sport in the shorelines of the island of Catanduanes.
Unlike surfing, skim boarding uses a petite and sleeker
version of a surfboard fitted to transcend on wave washes.
The sport originated way back 1920’s with proofs
of photographs of lifesavers and coastguards skimming
along the shoreline of Laguna Beach, California. In the
Philippines, it started in Tanauan, Leyte sometime in year 2000.
Catanduanes, tagged as the “Land of the
Howling Winds” is known as an island rich with
magnificent beaches and now showcasing another
potential for the water sport -- skim boarding.
This is in addition to the tourism spot at
Puraran, Baras, which is internationally known
for its majestic waves best apposite for surfers.
is how According to sport enthusiasts, Cabugao Bay
coastline, located near TESDA was said to be an excellent
skim boarding spot with a wide and long range of flatland.
However, you can find skimmers anywhere at the shoreline
of Virac and other towns depending on the tide and wave
levels. Mamangal and Batag Beach, both at the town of
Virac also got a high number of penchants for its quality
shoreline suited for flatland skimming while the most
accessible spot is the water edges of Salvacion, Virac.
In the recent Catandungan Festival, a skim boarding
clinic was proposed to be held in Puraran, Baras to introduce
the water sport in Catanduanes but was cancelled due to the
reduction of events since the province took part in paying
sympathy for those victims of Typhoon Ondoy and Pepeng.
However, Skimheads- a group of students and young
professionals, was planning to establish a skim boarding
clinic and competition in the province as an initiation for
we other youth to showcase their skimming skills and talent
and to prove the island’s potential in hosting such event.
CSC grounds once served as a skimming spot
and is also preferred by those who played on it after
heavy rainfall but the thrill was lessened since traditional
skim boarding includes the act that a skimmer must
wait for an incoming wave and ride on its wave washes.
Catanduanes’ beaches’ expanses continue to
create a center of interest not only for skimmers but also
for tourist and visitors eager on viewing breathtaking
panoramic beach sites and having a relaxing experience.
do it.
Skim boarding:
a Budding Tourism
Attraction
in Catanduanes
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Skimming 101
Consider a flat beach shoreline. This would play a vital
role for skim boarders since the sport requires the flat wash of
previous waves. The best time running for a wave is right after
the wave breaks. Accurate timing is necessary for this would
lead the skimmer to a good ride. If the skimmer did not catch
the right run time and wave, this would lead to trouble in
jumping off the board and during the ride. Dexterity is a must.
Once the skimmer reaches the water or the wet sand,
they throw down the board so they can perform their skim
board ride. Probably, this part would be the most physically
challenging obstacle for novices and maybe the reason why
many beginners don’t stick to the said water sport. Equipped
with a lot of endurance and persistence, anyone could learn
the basics of skim boarding, but take note, not everyone will be
free from bruises and other cases requiring medical attention.
Once on the board, the skimmers must have
power over their weight and balance at the center of
the board to avoid falling off. They must also pump or
glide onto the board to accelerate. Running too fast is not
that necessary for it causes the skimmer to lose control.
When the basic step “Run, Drop, Slide” is
faultlessly completed, the rider might have the opportunity
to perform other tricks and ride the wave, considering the
speed, balance and skill to do a variety of maneuvers while
banking off the wave and pointing towards the shore.
Skim boarding can be classified into flatland skim
boarding wave riding or advanced skimming. Flatland skim
boarding, the most commonly played here in the shorelines
of the island, requires the need of skim board made out of
thick quality plywood or simply wood boards. On the other
hand, foam boards are fitted for wave riding because of its
light weight. Wave riding, as a more complex technique in
skim boarding, is not yet practiced that much here in the
island since the sport is on its burgeoning stage and foam
boards are not yet available. Although, Catanduanes’ potential
waters can hold either of the two skim boarding event.
Sports Science
Skim boards are designed thru the principle of
hydroplaning, wherein the board rises out of the water as
it accelerates and gain speed. The film surface of the flat
wash of waves prevents the board from making firm contact
with the water surface. Skim boards are typically smaller
and thinner than those of surfboards because these do not
require much buoyancy. Thanks to Archimedes. Eureka!
Caution
Just like any other sport, players would never be free
from danger. So for a beginner, it is a must to be physically alert to
avoid these circumstances. Skim boarding, as a growing popular
activity at the beach may cause different types of dangers that
skimmers can face regularly. It is not uncommon to see skim
boarders getting wounds, fractures, lacerations, bruises and
other sort of cases due to impacts with the board itself, or rocks,
logs and other obstacles present on beaches. However, cases of
drowning among skim boarders are not as likely as those with
surfers due to the shallow waters where skim boarding is practiced.
A
pathetic if we will degrade our integrity as Filipinos, praising
t the height of glory and bliss of the Filipino fans those public figures giving nothing but shame and trash talks.
during the “Firepower” bout between the pound- Worse, if we become helpless fanatics of strange, foreign and
for-pound king Manny Pacquiao and Puerto Rican Hollywood culture. Maybe that’s why we’re always being
legend Miguel Cotto, 11 fatalities in the Philippines under estimated, because we lack conviction in our identity
ironically arose due to extreme excitement and great anticipation as a Filipino. Because we see them as a higher and more
of another epic conquest of the beloved Filipino warrior. dominant race, than us.
According to the ABS-CBN Regional Network Group, Drawing the line from the perspective of sports and
nine of the 11 casualties were declared dead on arrival after sociology, it is to note that winning doesn’t mean triumph at
experiencing fatal heart failures. Three of them came from all. In more particular times, it draws back further disguised
the Davao Region, five hailed from the cities of Talisay, Cebu, blemishes.
Butuan and Batangas and one from Virac, Catanduanes. We seldom see the tragedy behind the conquest.
In Talisay City, Atillano Caneda, 67, died of heart- Sometimes in our blindness, we are the ones being
attack while watching pay-per-view in their home. Rolando Sala, conquered.
53, from Cebu; Concordio Paredes, 70, from Butuan City; Cecilio Kudos to those Manny Pacquiaos who continue to
Cabrera,62, and John Allan Feranil, 38, both from Batangas also uplift our nation’s pride!
had their ecstatic farewell while savoring the thrill of the fight in To those who dreamed to witness Manny’s inspiring
their respective TV sets. Some of them got unconscious in places conquest but unluckily had their early euphoric twilight, may
like restaurants, hotels and business establishments where they you all rest in peace.
had their fair share of viewing their idol. To those who are dazzled by the blinding neon lights
Also adding to the count were Vicente Bernal of Carmen of fame and victory…
Davao del Norte, Lord Espina, barangay councilor of Poblacion Beware.
Dos, Bansalan, Davao del Sur and Jose Paco, a retired police from You might be wearing the masquerade.
Davao City.
Meanwhile, a Catandunganon named Florencio
Bonaobra, 71, a resident of Francia, Virac, Catanduanes was
likewise included on the list. Based on the stories of the relatives,
Bonaobra is a “self-proclaimed” number one fan of Pacquiao,
never missing any of Pacquiao’s fights despite his heart condition.
He had a cardiac arrest in the final minute of the 2nd round while
“Pacman” is firing up his rampage and onslaught.
On the other hand, a report by ABS-CBN Regional
Network Group said Amelita Pasado went into labor at her home
in Naawan, Misamis Oriental past 12 p.m. Sunday at the start of
the Pacquiao-Cotto fight. Unfortunately, her husband, Ricardo,
was not at home since he was watching the fight at a restaurant
in the town.
Ricardo brought his wife to a local hospital after being
informed of her condition but the latter died due to blood loss.
Their baby also died during delivery.
This was the tragedy. Eleven harsh adieus behind the
Article: Jonathan Tulod Graphics: Raseldo
Filipino icon’s triumph. Though glory and pride were once more
bestowed to our slowly declining dignity as Filipinos, this kind
of issue still draw a sudden gravity of social interests.
Then here’s the skepticism. What do these deaths
imply?
If we will trace the roots of these deaths, there could
be one possible answer, Fanaticism. The Filipino’s vulnerability
to succumb to such fame and dominance. We’re not blaming
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Pana-panahon ang mga placers sa board exam. Kasu mga nakaaging taun engineering ang nasa limelight ngunyan mga
taga College of Health Sciences ang mga newsmakers. Sa arin kaya magkakaigwa ning placer ang mga edukador?
--Chokadora na gustong maging placer sa LET
Hayaan mo kapag time mo naman. Ikaw na ang may tarpaulin sa harap ng isteyt. Kapag asensado na ang CSC, baka paggawa ka
pa billboard sa may Kemji. Bongga ka!
Ta ngata kapag uya si tita akring, daing ga sigarilyo buda gabutwa ang no smoking sign sa istakan.
--Stude na may allergy sa fumes ng volatile kemikals
Next time dala ka antihistamine kapag kukuha ka ng kemikals. ok?
Attention sa mga involved na SBO presidents: may memo pala na dai kamu pwede magkolekta ning intrams fee. Pero
nagkolek pa man siyempre kamu.pwede pong mag-explain kamu or else silence means you are guilty.
--Estudyanteng dai nakaisi sa purpose ng intrams fee
Go…go… We want refund!
Mayad pa uya sa nursing balatid ang mga estudyante mag-post ning subjects. Pero yan ang mga taga- agri buda
industrial technology kaalawat kaan ta dai batid kung ano ang gigibuhun.
--CSC employee na ga-monologue sa jurassic park na computer
Grabe man. Discrimination, gabayad an mam. Customer is always right.
Mga manyakis ang staff ning salung skolarship. Beware, mag-ingat kapag magpasa ng requirements huwag magpasa
alone kailangan by group o kaya dapat may kasama.
--Vavavoom, iskolar na sosyal
Just asking? Pwede pa bang mag-apply?
Tuluyan na sanang makaskas
ang nakalapat na pait.
Tuluyan na sanang iluwal
ang sariwang simula.