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TOP 5 Reasons (Why the MTA is Broke)

TOP 5 Reasons (Why the MTA is Broke)

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Published by Gerre 'Dre' Bettis
TOP 5 Reasons WHY THE MTA IS BROKE (The Secret Files)
Increase fares. Decrease service. Increase frustrations. Decrease morale. That has pretty much become the unofficial slogan for the MTA (Metropolitan Transportation Authority, for all you non-New Yorkers) over the last several years. Yes, we all want to know how an organization with millions of customers daily, continues to find themselves in the red. It’s simple. Why is it simple Dre? Good question reader; it’s simple because I got my detect
TOP 5 Reasons WHY THE MTA IS BROKE (The Secret Files)
Increase fares. Decrease service. Increase frustrations. Decrease morale. That has pretty much become the unofficial slogan for the MTA (Metropolitan Transportation Authority, for all you non-New Yorkers) over the last several years. Yes, we all want to know how an organization with millions of customers daily, continues to find themselves in the red. It’s simple. Why is it simple Dre? Good question reader; it’s simple because I got my detect

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TOP 5 Reasons
WHY THE MTA IS BROKE(The Secret Files)
Increase fares. Decrease service. Increase frustrations. Decreasemorale. That has pretty much become the unofficial slogan for theMTA (Metropolitan Transportation Authority, for all you non-NewYorkers) over the last several years. Yes, we all want to know howan organization with millions of customers daily, continues to findthemselves in the red. It’s simple. Why is it simple Dre? Goodquestion reader; it’s simple because I got my detective on, snuck intoMTA headquarters, searched thru files and found out exactly whereall the money has gone. Unfortunately, I was only able to findfinancial information on the subway system (sorry Staten Island)!
 ________________________________________________ FUN FACT:
Despite the subway cars having an emergencycord to pull, you are never to pull this cord…umm,even if it’s an emergency!
 _______________________________________________________ Here we go…
 
5) Those Dope Ass Train Conductor Shades!
You won’t find theseon Canal Street. They have to be cool, I mean, even the FreshPrince is rockin’ them. They must be $$$!
4) The Turnstile Jumper!
All the money that the poor, poor MTAmust be losing when those school kids or ‘not so school kids’ hurdleover the metal bars instead of using their Metrocards…while we’re atit, blame those 2-year-olds that just walk under without paying either!
 
 
Practice makes perfect!
3) I’m Sorry, What’s Your Name Again?
So apparently, when theMTA and NYC decided to rename the Triboro Bridge to the Robert F.Kennedy Bridge, somebody felt 4 million dollars was a good price.Damn, I know 4 million other things I could do with 4 million dollars,and this name change idea, just missed my list…hmmm! Somegreen paint and a marker, and you good to go! No more than $17.
For 4 Million, I hope this sign can light up and…find a cure for cancer too!

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