12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make acomment about it.13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower putsany scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to doone of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it.If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, becausehey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it isonly right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to helpyour buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated tosacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day bereplayed.15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can onlybe called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgunand steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontationcomes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it willbe decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenderstie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFCcage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.
Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hintsthat she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her theshotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all otherpassengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule thedriver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happento be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun ridersubstituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a coldwater hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and theowner doesn’t care about muddy seats.16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has tobe agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.18. You poke it you own it.19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walkingpast. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nodis for fellow men.20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any othercountry, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activitywith a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that hisgirlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being readyfor any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is inexception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.