- A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiterbrought the food and put it on the table. After amoment, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter!Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" "Please don't speakso loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will wantone’’ . - A :What is the longest word in the English language?B : Smiles". Because there is a mile between its firstand last letters!- Teacher : Jane please point to America on the map. Jane : This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?Class:Jane did .- A : Doctor ,will J be abel to play the piano after the.operation ?B: Yes, of course.A ; Great ! J never could befor !.- Teacher: How can we get some clean water?Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it- One says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I havein my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me oneof them?" The first one says, "If you guess right, I'll give you bothof them!" - A man inserted an 'ad 'in theclassifids : "wife wanted". The nextday he received a hundred letters. They all said thesame thing: "You can have mine"- Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?.A :Bacause it is in the middele of wter.–A:
Why did the boy eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
-Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?