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I loved working with Robert on Leaf Garden. It is hard to let go! My kids have a long summer
ahead, and I will be spending time swimming with them. I love the experimental and often
quirky writing people sent to us at Leaf Garden Press; Best of wishes to Robert and new
editors!
–Melanie Browne
The submissions guidelines for this issue asked for “experimental” work, but we never made
any attempt to define what we meant by “experimental.” You'll see some experimental stuff,
some less experimental stuff, and maybe one or two things that will make you say, “Huh?”
This is our anniversary issue. We've officially been publishing for a year, and there's no plans
to stop anytime soon.
It's also the last issue that Melanie Browne, co-founder, worked on. A million thank yous to
her for everything. She/you has/have been awesome.
Leaf Garden Press will soon be taking Crack Crack (http://crackcrack.weebly.com) under its
umbrella. Crack Crack will then begin focus on distributing independently written and
produced music. More information soon.
Thank you to the contributors for helping us with another issue of Leaf Garden. If I had it, I'd
give you each a lollipop and a band-aid.
Temporary Infinity Writer's Alliance is seeking submissions for their inaugural issue. From
the guidelines: “We accept anything. Short stories, flash fiction, poetry, creative non-fiction,
artwork, comics, plays, photographs, napkin doodles, instructions for assembling killer robots
- the only condition is quality. The only restrictions on genre are no fan fictions and no
erotica. Length wise, if your piece is 6 words or 20,000, as long as it's good, we'll take it.” See
http://ti-writes.com for more information.
Contributors:
Benjamin C. Krause (1)
Brandon S. Roy (6)
Brian Downey (7)
J.J. Steinfeld (8)
Andrew Graham (11)
J.E. Crist (12)
Paul Kavanagh (14)
Jenna Johnson (16)
Ryan Quinn Flanagan (18)
Davide Trame (21)
bl pawelek (22)
Emma Stein (24)
Martin Willitts Jr. (27)
Robert C.J. Graves (28)
Madison Davis (29)
lyw (30)
Michael Shorb (31)
Taylor Gould (33)
Sean McDonell (34)
John Greiner (37)
Arkava Das (38)
Jim Fuess (39)
Mike Boone (42)
Joseph M. Gant (43)
Alishya Almeida (45)
Ryan Holden (47)
Corey King (48)
Chris Castle (55)
Adam Moursy (58)
Sarah Vetter (62)
Karen Kelsey (63)
Sergio Ortiz (66)
Christopher Khaden (68)
Chris Bowen (70)
Parker Tettleton (71)
Elena Kaminsky (72)
Sarah Duignan (75)
Corenski Nowlan (76)
Just Kibbe (78)
Paul Handley (80)
Ronald Fischman (81)
P.A. Levy (82)
Steve Wheeler (86)
Ricky Garni (90)
Veronica Dangerfield & Annmarie Lockhart (95)
Anne & Mark DeCarteret (98)
Michael Ardizzone (99)
Emma Sky Wolf (100)
Geordie de Boer (101)
JB Mulligan (103)
Bobbie Troy (105)
Benjamin C. Krause
Benjamin's collection of poetry Classifieds and Other Poems is my latest favorite. I won't
bother trying to give it a critical response – this book is better than poetic theory. The entire
chapbook is wonderfully written, but it's these “classifieds” that especially speak to me. The
ambiguity leaves me imagining that they're little peep holes in a door, skewing the face on the
other side, just enough to realize you don't know who is knocking at three a.m. These peep
holes are just enough to notice something that looks a lot like a heart is falling out the bottom
of a shirt – just enough to see that the smallest detail is sometimes greater than the “bigger
picture.” The wonderment I find in their simplicity is captured in the first two lines of
“Classified 10” when the speaker says, “Wanted: the feeling I got as a kid / when snow was this
magical, marvelous thing.” It leaves me with a nostalgia for a feeling I've found myself
doubting, and somehow, that makes it seem not so bad. Obviously, I think this belongs in your
hands, and then on your bookshelf, and then in your hands again.
It's my privilege to feature Benjamin C. Krause with an interview and a few poems from
Classifieds and Other Poems. Many thank yous to Benjamin for his time and contributions to
Leaf Garden.
From Benjamin C. Krause's Classifieds and Other Poems
Classified 7
(First published in Classifieds and Other Poems, erbacce-press 2010)
Classified 12
(First published in Classifieds and Other Poems, erbacce-press 2010)
Frostbite
(First published in Classifieds and Other Poems, erbacce-press 2010)
A common thread I have found in the poetry of those with psychotic disorders is the surface
appearance of simplicity. Blake likely suffered from some form of psychotic disorder, and
when you first look at his poetry it often appears almost child-like. Studying his poetry,
however, reveals deeper meanings and themes as well as a wonderful knack for sound and
rhythm, two underrated aspects of poetry these days. The original front man for Pink Floyd,
Syd Barrett, was believed by most of his colleagues to have suffered from a psychotic disorder,
though his family denies it. You can see the same deceptive simplicity in his lyrics, and the
same focus on sonics. Because of the general stigma surrounding mental illness, though, and
because of how new the field of psychology is, we will probably never know for sure which
poets, if any, were sufferers. But editors have compared my writing to Blake’s before, and he
is certainly both an influence and someone I feel a kinship with, despite him having lived
hundreds of years before me.
RLH: I've noticed that you refer to yourself as "openly crazy." Can you shed a little light on
what you mean?
BCK: It’s a term I go back and forth on, and have been using less often lately. On one hand, it
is certainly true that schizoaffective disorder is a disease much like heart disease or diabetes,
physically-based and, to an extent, treatable. On the other, as a disease of the brain, it has an
undeniable influence on my identity, no matter how well it’s being controlled. In this sense,
it’s important for me to look at schizoaffective disorder as a part of myself and as something I
should work with, rather than against.
I say I’m “openly crazy” because it’s something I cannot and should not ignore, nor do I expect
anyone else to. Furthermore, I say it as a way to actively work against the stigma of mental
illness. Were mental illness accepted the same way physical illness were, I would have no need
to state I was “openly crazy,” but since we live in a world where the mentally ill are constantly
portrayed as emotionally weak or downright evil, I feel the need to make a statement.
Finally, I have a great deal of respect for the stoic philosophers, and often read from Marcus
Aurelius’s Meditations when facing a crisis. I believe, like they do, that I should do everything
in my power to work with what I have, rather than worrying about things I cannot control. To
this extent, I am “openly crazy” because I have accepted my illness—from there, I can move
forward.
RLH: As the editor at Diamond Point Press, can you tell me how you handle the work
between the two literary journals and working on single author works? Does anyone else
work on the projects of Diamond Point Press with you?
BCK: Because I do the journals largely as a hobby, response time obviously varies—there are
times when I’ll go a week without reading any submissions. But with Muscle & Blood it’s great
because I have a staff of four editors, and we share the workload. On Liebamour I have a
consulting editor, Stephen Naylor, who sort of helps on a conceptual level and also seeks out
art for me. As for how I handle it, I don’t think it’s really something to “handle”—it’s the most
fun thing in the world, being one of the first to read contemporary poems. I’ve had
submissions from people who have been published in places like New York Quarterly, or
people who have been nominated for Pushcart Prizes, and it’s really wonderful and a blessing
that so many great poets are interested in what I’m doing.
RLH: We talked about a project you're interested in starting called "Chapbooks for
Charity." I realize this is on hold, but can you give us the basic concept, and let us know
what holds you back?
BCK: The idea is raising money for charity through poetry, and as a concept, that’s no longer
on hold—Diamond Point Press’s website includes an active call for donations to various
charities we list on our “Help Us” page, and our first e-chapbook by Felino A. Soriano will
include a link asking people to donate to autism research. Felino is a case manager for
mentally and developmentally disabled adults, and also an enormously talented and hard-
working poet. We both thought the chapbooks for charity idea was a great one. You can view
the teaser for his chapbook at http://www.splayedrenditions.com/, and by the time this
interview is released the chapbook might already be finished. As for the website I used to have
called Chapbooks for Charity, that’s probably just going to be incorporated into Diamond
Point Press.
RLH: Could you tell us a little bit about your book "Classifieds"?
BCK: Absolutely. Around October of last year I sat down at my computer to write some
poetry. I was a little buzzed, and the words literally just came out of my fingers: “Blank journal
for sale; belonged to our grandfather. He bought it after the war, sat in front of it every day
with a pen, and never wrote a word.” I decided at that point I wanted to write more poems
based on classifieds, and that night wrote four more. Though it all seemed spontaneous at the
time, the classifieds were probably influenced by Hemingway's six-word short story, "For sale:
baby shoes, never worn." I've always been a huge Hemingway fan and cannot deny his
influence on anything I've written, let alone these poems. Anyway, I eventually ended up with
14 of them, which form the first fourteen poems in my chapbook, also titled Classifieds. The
remaining sixteen poems are just some of the best poems I’ve written between 2005 and 2010.
I’ve written three more classifieds since the book was published, so who knows—there might
be a second book
RLH: Stock question. What made you become a writer? Why do you continue to be a
writer?
BCK: Around the time I was 13 I decided that, being a teenager, I should start having
opinions about music, so I went and bought Metalllica’s self-titled “black album.” I loved the
album, and began buying more albums by heavy metal bands and getting my friends into
them, and pretty soon we figured the natural progression was to start a band. The problem
was we didn’t know how to play any instruments, but we wouldn’t let that stop us—we each
picked an instrument; I was drums, and two of my other friends were bass and guitar. So we
started learning, but we couldn’t exactly jam together with such little knowledge of music, so
instead we wrote lyrics. Lots of them. Lots of awful, 13-year-old wanting to be in a band lyrics.
Anyway, we eventually broke up due to our total lack of talent, but I kept writing lyrics for
songs that didn’t exist, and bought a book called “Writing Better Lyrics.”
Then when I got to high school, I took a Creative Writing class, which was taught by this
teacher Mr. Murcko, an enormously talented poet who I’m still in touch with—I call him Terry
now though. Under his influence, I decided I wanted to be a poet, not a lyricist. I began
attending poetry readings, going to poetry workshops… the rest is history I guess.
I continue writing because I enjoy the satisfaction I get when people read and enjoy my poems
or stories. I like to know that I’ve struck a chord with someone. It’s different from the reason
most people write, which is for their own benefit, to vent or express anger or whatever. But I
also think it’s what makes my writing good—that I care if someone reads it besides myself.
As for what happened to my bandmates—the bassist still plays the bass, and has become
incredible at it. I think his band right now is called Drug Budget. The guitarist is getting
married this June—word has it we’re going to Vegas for his bachelor party. So we’re all doing
well in our own ways.
BCK: Yes--the first issue of Liebamour Magazine was recently released and is a really special
volume; you can buy it or get a free PDF by following the links at
http://diamondpointpress.com/liebamour/. Thank you very much for the review and the
opportunity to discuss these things, Robert.
You can order Classifieds and Other Poems from erbacce press:
http://www.erbacce-press.com/#/benjamin-c-krause/4538823774
You can follow Benjamin's writing (and listen to him reading pieces):
http://www.benjaminckrause.com
Take a look at the publications of Diamond Point Press while you're at it:
http://diamondpointpress.com
Brandon S. Roy
is the editor of The Panulaan Review. His work has appeared in numerous
reviews and journals, including the LitSnack, Breadcrumb Scabs, and Ghoti Magazine.
Patient paper
Written with intent
Wish bottles
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Brian Downey
lives and works in the frozen wastelands of Northern Alberta where the dirt is
black and expensive. He spends his days working on an English Degree and taking advantage
of a huge oil company, being paid to look like he's hard at work while actually dreaming of the
next chapter of his novel. He will write at you if you request as much. (crazyoldman@shaw.ca)
"Fuck 'em" he whispered, brushing away the single tear from his coarsely whiskered cheek.
Those same words that once produced pangs of guilt at the mere thought of thinking them
now rolled off his tongue easier than the vomit that currently held his gaze. "Convicted" they
used to call it, "Convicted by the Holy Spirit", the words dripped sarcastically in his mind. The
uppercase letters, emphasizing themselves even in his thoughts, reminded him more of an
overzealous, hard-assed, English teacher than an omnipotent being. What kind of god can be
so easily offended by the minutiae of written language? He rinsed out his mouth, replaced his
dentures, and flushed the toilet, effectively crashing this train of thought before it picked up
speed...again.
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J. J. Steinfeld
is a Canadian fiction writer, poet, and playwright that lives on Prince Edward
Island. He has published two novels, Our Hero in the Cradle of Confederation (Pottersfield
Press) and Word Burials (Crossing Chaos Enigmatic Ink), nine short story collections, the
previous three by Gaspereau Press — Should the Word Hell Be Capitalized?, Anton Chekhov
Was Never in Charlottetown, and Would You Hide Me? — and two poetry collections, An
Affection for Precipices (Serengeti Press) and Misshapenness (Ekstasis Editions). His short
stories and poems have appeared in numerous anthologies and periodicals internationally,
and over forty of his one-act and full-length plays have been performed in Canada and the
United States.
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ground. And I am certain that four of those scraps of handmade paper will be for me and at
least one of them will have the words “Your life is fraudulent and insubstantial” in the most
indelible red-ink printing imaginable.
Authorization
I had a great deal of shopping to do, and walked nearly ten miles on a drizzly, warm
afternoon from my humble little abode in the suburbs to the centre of the city’s much-touted
shopping district. I had a long list of items I wanted to purchase, not the least of which was a
bottle of the best soul-caressing wine the liquor store had. And condoms, I must not forget the
condoms, because I have a date with a woman who had arrived in this country less than a
month ago, and I have been hired to tutor her in English but I must admit she has stolen my
heart.
“Who authorized you to be here?” a yappy dog on the street suddenly asks, exchanging
yappinesss for clear-voiced enunciation. “Do you realize you look suspiciously like Edgar Allan
Poe?”
“I look nothing like Edgar Allan Poe,” I say to the annoying dog, touching as
incontrovertible proof I look nothing like the tormented nineteenth-century author, first my
curly blond hair and then rubbing my moustache-less upper lip. If those two features weren’t
enough to refute the dog’s comparison of me to Poe, I argue that I have a cheerful disposition
and bright blue eyes. Years ago, when I was half my current age of fifty, a woman I had been
engaged to and almost married, we sharing a fondness for silent films, Poe’s short stories and
poetry, and the plays of Samuel Beckett, said I looked like Godot, and I pointed out after
lovemaking that no one knows how Godot looks like, no one. On another occasion, I recall,
after having sex outdoors, she recited “The Raven” to me in a voice she claimed was similar to
Poe’s and I argued that she had no way of knowing how Poe had sounded. She called me some
horrible names and said she wished I were more like Poe, meaning his imagination, of course,
regardless of his personal problems. It was not long after that Poe-inspired argument that she
broke off our engagement.
“Who authorized you to be here?” the rain-dappled umbrella carried by an affluent
shopper courteously asks and the shopper seems unconcerned but I’m startled and riled by
the repetitious, and to me, nonsensical question, the disruption to my walk through the centre
of the city’s much-touted shopping district. The umbrella, as it passes me, boasts that it had a
role in The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, a film I have not seen, and then as the affluent shopper
doubles back to where I‘m standing, I hear the umbrella say the French title with an
impressive Parisian accent: Les Parapluies de Cherbourg.
“Who authorized you to be here?” an empty parking meter asks just as an electric car, a
happy face of a vehicle, coasts into its space, and the driver bounces out ready to put coins
into the gaping parking meter. Then the parking meter eruditely informs me that there is an
iconic line in one of Bob Dylan’s songs about parking meters and goes on about the role
parking meters play early in the film Cool Hand Luke, which the parking meter claims it owns
on DVD and has seen more than a dozen times. I have seen the film only once, when I was a
teenager.
“Who authorized you to be here?” a front-window display for a lingerie shop asks most
sexily and I stare a little too long, looking for the mouths of the talking unmentionables.
Is this madness, I think, or the script of an Ionesco play unearthed in a dingy
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basement by a Theatre of the Absurd scholar eager to solidify an academic career?
The yappy dog, the rain-dappled umbrella, the now-stuffed parking meter, the
tantalizing window display, all answer in unison with a stentorian “Not quite,” reading my
thoughts. I rail against the reading of minds in the centre of the city’s much-touted shopping
district. The voices continue in unison, and I have become disoriented, not knowing where to
go to buy the wine or condoms or any of the other things on my shopping list.
Tomorrow I will visit another part of the city, I think, humming and growling and
even yapping like a dog, attempting to disguise my thoughts, away from the hustle and bustle
where things are quieter, and only trees and beautifully-manicured lawns dare to speak.
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Andrew Graham
is currently a student studying Television/Radio/Film (yes, that is all one major)
at Syracuse University. When he isn't prying his face from a pillow coated in permafrost, he's
up into the wee hours of the morning thinking up naughty jokes to shout at passersby. From
his position in Upstate New York, he sees no signs of a Canadian Invasion.
Cleopatra’s Tits
He blew the hell out of the line. I thought he was going to suck the damn table up his nose too,
but it managed to cling to the ground, its tiny feet hanging onto the floor's hair with all their
might. John, after negotiating the powdered wonder wandered over to the liquor bar and held
a short conversation with an inquisitive bottle of Jack. It, after being sated, drooled a long line
of writers’ muse into his cup. "Funny how temperamental this brand can be" he whispered
over his shoulder. He only said this, of course, after capping the bottle... lest it hear him.
I now recall sitting in the corner next to an all too friendly armoire, thinking that I didn't have
the patience for beverages of such an inquisitive nature when I was thrown from my booze
muse by the cling clanging of shattering glass against bronze. John had pitched a full bottle of
Vermouth over his left shoulder into a statue of Cleopatra grabbing her tits; the result of
which, of course, was a hooch lactating queen, no complaints here.
In hindsight, I was, I suppose, waiting for that hypothetically, theoretically, perfect moment to
dive down the rabbit hole, to glare at the twist in the binary - the break in my life’s fourth wall.
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J. E. Crist
is a twenty-something poet living in her hometown of San Diego, CA until she
can figure out where she really belongs. She has been writing poetry and short stories most of
her life, and she is currently working on a few projects for publication in the near future. She
is inspired to write about the lives of those around her, the things she has experienced on her
few (but far) travels, and of course by the odd things deep within her imagination. She is
grateful that her parents, if no one else, think it's great that she is a writer.
A: Cricket? The funeral will be sometime later this month, when SA makes it a whitewash (!).
Worst of all, what's going to happen in the next Ashes series? I don't need to be a fortune-
teller to predict that outcome - more's the pity.
B: The pommies aren't looking too good either, but Graham Smith's comment is telling - the
yarpies just rolled the poms and now us, and he thinks they're better. Still, with the retirement
of Hayden, things are looking up. We've got a team of players now who are learning how to
lose...
A: We need another captain. Punter's been a great batsman, but as a captain he's not worth a
pinch of shite. I agree with you about now having a team of young-uns who are learning how
to lose. I'm gutted.
B: He's certainly been found wanting now that we're losing. But who can replace him? Clark is
the only candidate, and he's years away I feel. Our cricket team is like our economy: a long
time building to something great, a short time crashing down...
A: Yes, I agree that potential captains are in short, er, non-existent supply, and Clark is a long,
long way off being suitable. It's a tragedy. I agree 100% regarding our economy too, but you
must know my views on that topic!
B: We're in for an interesting time economically, that's for sure... And of course, we voted a
Labor government in, just when we don't need them! Ah, Australia, you've done it again...
A: And suffer is the right word, with a capital S. It's like a lucky (or should that be 'unlucky'?)
dip when it comes to the Labor Party and policy ... Heaven help us, because we'll need all the
help we can get with this inept lot at the helm (figuratively speaking of course - with them 'at
the helm' the country will sink faster than the Titanic.)
B: [sarcasm] I'm not too worried, ACOSS has Gillard's ear apparently.
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A: They can have her whole head if they wish - it'd be an improvement (she'd both look and
sound better ... in my honest opinion only, of course.)
B: How sad that we all have to wish Rudd well - 'cause the alternative is Gillard!
A: Unfortunately, we're damned either way, and throwing Swan into the mix only makes the
bitter pill even harder to swallow...
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Paul Kavanagh
lives in Charlotte.
A poetry reading
Kitty is so happy, the house is packed with poetry lovers, I don’t know most of them. Standing
before the fire is the poet, Winslow McCourt, he is about to give a reading. I invited Father
Coamhanach. “I love it!” says Kitty. Kitty is drinking a lovely wine, Château La Mondotte
Saint-Emilion 1967, she has a ring of purple circling her lips. I think I should inform her, but
before I can get a chance Winslow McCourt coughs.
“My son, God is everything,” says Father Coamhanach. Kitty nods her head, she agrees it
seems, I think Kitty is drunk. “God is but a word,” says Winslow McCourt.
Winslow McCourt is without superfluous fat, extremely good looking he is standing before the
audience of poetry lovers, sedate, anatomizing, a loud sigh, he removes his designer glasses
and bits his top lip. May and Lucy who are sat on the carpet, with their little feet tucked under
their bottoms, are swooning over every movement.
The room is smoky, but what do you expect, it’s a poetry reading.
Although I don’t like whiskey I pour Father Coamhanach a glass, he says, “Thank you, my
son.” My glass is a slightly bit lacking compared to the good priest. Father Coamhanach is old
with grey hair and dandruffed shoulders. I don’t know why I invited him. It’s the first time I’ve
sat next to him and shared a drink. He has a rather bulbous nose. He is the antithesis to
Winslow McCourt. If I had to pick sides I think I would side with Father Coamhanach.
“The best book ever is Roberto Alrt’s The Seven Madmen!” I proclaim. I think I’ve had too
much drink. I’m not a big drinker. I think Winslow McCourt is a big drinker, all poets are big
drinkers. Father Coamhanach is also a big drinker, he’s been liberal with the booze I’ve
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noticed. “How can you say that?” says Winslow McCourt standing above me. “It’s all about
taste,” says Father Coamhanach. “Taste,” huffs Winslow McCourt disappearing. “He’s a grand
man,” says Father Coamhanach advertising his empty glass.
I wish I was hip, cool, good looking like Winslow McCourt. Kitty is saying, “yes yes yes,”
repeatedly. I know she is drunk. Château La Mondotte Saint-Emilion 1966 is good stuff.
“I’m not a big fan,” says Father Coamhanach. He’s about to add to this but a belch mitigates
further intellectual discourse. The women love it though, I mean really love it. All women love
poets that’s just the way it is, even those that don’t read poetry, they still love a poet.
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Kitty is slumped on a chair. Sleep is weighing heavy upon her sad sleepy bones. Lucy and May
are trying to get Winslow McCourt to have a three some. “Fuck Keats!” suddenly shouts
Father Coamhanach and with this he punches Winslow McCourt in the face knocking him
clean out. It was a perfect punch, the most beautiful punch thrown in my house. Violence is
visceral some say, but I find it the most cerebral thing in the world.
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Jenna Johnson
hails from a small town where there's really nothing to do. Because there is
nothing to do, she walks around with a camera, or a pencil, and makes normal things look like
strange things. Jenna is also legally blind, which means that the pictures that she takes, and
the paintings that she paints probably look different to Jenna than they do to you, because her
perception of color is a little off. This is called "irony." Or perhaps it's not irony it's a metaphor
or something, but it's interesting either way, don't you think?
Gutter
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Horrible People
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Ryan Quinn Flanagan
takes his absurdity seriously; a clown with conviction, and makeup to boot.
Picking a Poison
like Socrates Over Hemlock
at the Centers for Disease Control
and Prevention
Tchaikovsky
digging through the kitchen drawer
in search of a nutcracker
while little Amadeus heads out
for more wine
and Ludwig is in the bathroom
flushing away his number
two
as Vivaldi changes all the cds
in my cd changer
after I told him
not to.
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Mouthwash is a Defence Mechanism
Woolf
in a cocktail dress
without rocks
sewn in the hem.
John Calvin
across the party room
telling everyone
not the believe.
as Carl Jung
throws my dreams
in a blender
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The thumb wars of thalidomide babies
with nothing to lose
All this MALARKEY, I can=t take it, a mouth screamed from the bed. Chamber pot insanities
that burn on the bottom if you don=t watch them. West African hair weaves of the Senegalese
Tsetse. Finger food drive-thrus with four cylinder chequing accounts at Chase Manhattan
with all the fixins. Fence post impalers and creamsicle-deficient jailers. Walks in the park
with G. Gordon Liddy. Hemingway searching the barrel of his crosshairs for extra
paragraphs to send to the Atlantic Monthly. Rampaging rickshaws through the streets of L.A.
Tricolour flags with bipolar disorder. A Serbian clockmaker in brown overalls and 90 proof
libations. Cork boards announcing the Fall of France (again). The shelf life of librarians
compromised by the non-filtered kickbacks of chain smoking tobacco lobbies. Bearded
revolutionaries teaching trigonometry in the hills over Havana. Pit bosses with vipers for
eyes. Matchbooks and accelerants separated at birth. Printer paper with ringworm on log
trucks in the rainy Northwest. Left handed firing squads killing all the right people. 49 cent
burritos from the man with the handlebar moustache that reeks of tequila and dirty Sanchez
offerings. Paper airplanes over Hiroshima inciting fear. Garden gnomes planting ragweed
when no one is looking. Squatters with bad posture and dogs on chains and piss jars as yellow
as 1/30th of the average crayon box. Birthday tiaras under mistletoe bombing raids. Fire
hydrants on strike. Crossing guards in the passing lane. Absolon at the barbershop. Gandhi
at the all-u-can-eat buffet. Lampshades made out of Germans and trains that run on time.
Stove elements under warranty. Snow plows on vacation in bedouin camps along the Sahara.
The 22 foot spears of Greek phalanxes suffering from erectile dysfunction. Page 57 of A
Portrait of the Artist. Staplers without direction. Oscillating snitches in the checkout line.
Broken fanbelts on fixed incomes. Laminated commandments left behind in the photocopier.
Sandpaper faces in front of retirement home windows. Chandeliers and hand grenades
brandished for all the best occasions. Building permits for relationships. The last balled up
sock in the sock drawer. Filtration plants full of holy water. Philosophical tracts written on
the underbelly of nuclear submarines. Corn beef on rye and the coffee is on the house. Adam
Smith hoarding the wealth of nations in his piggy bank. Allow the tea to steep. Glowering
rainbows across temper tantrum mornings. Carpenter ants with tool belts and levels. Next of
kin take a taxi all the way from Manhattan. Air freshener at Chernobyl. Capone on tax
evasion. The thumb wars of thalidomide babies with nothing to lose. Croupier hooks
scratching the felt backs of last chance elephants. Pen knives pulled in earnest. Singing
telegrams break into the top forty. Fridge magnets as a vocation. Irony as a past time. Five
kinds of cheese in the macaroni surprise. A mint on the pillowcase after eleven. The toppled
faces of Easter Island carved out of Time. E=mc2. Elevators are ambitious escalators and
escalators are lazy stairs. Urine pucks suffering from depression. Sweaty palmed meat
packers with hands that crack. Squid ink black as coal. Writer=s block made of rhetorical
concrete. Nostradamus in an East Lansing opium den...
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Davide Trame
Says, “I'm an Italian teacher of English. I have been writing exclusively in
English since 1993. My poems have appeared in magazines since 1999. My poetry collection
Re-emerging was published by www.gattopublishing.com in 2006.”
LEAP
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bl pawelek
has been to a million places in life and has forgotten most of them, but he is here
now and trying.
The Pull
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The Built Drawn
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Emma Stein
is a young writer who plans to pursue a degree in Creative Writing. When not
writing, she enjoys reading and eating blueberries by the ounce.
Night Coffee
I.
she was tripping on tea spoons
honey pouring out of the space between
her nails.
i saw her get into bed with you
like mixing
honey and coffee between sheets.
(honey goes with tea, silly.)
my mouth was dry
lips rubbed with laxatives
my contacts shriveling in my eyes.
i can’t really see her through the haze
she’s dissolved in coffee.
I don’t take my coffee with tea.
I mean, honey.
I don’t take my coffee with anything.
I just eat sugar raw.
II.
your skin reminds her of chocolate
which her mother stopped buying
once she developed hips
her mother buys vegetables now
leaving her to starve off
her womanhood.
She snuck up to her mother’s room once
and under the couch
found boxes of chocolate
stuffed in their place
like hips in jeans.
She ate each piece
until her jeans no longer fit
until she could not move
until your skin dissolved her.
her hips are still here.
III.
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eyes vacant, unfixed
looking out of the glass
as if something was
there.
i heard her yesterday
drop the cup
smooth sides splintering.
she didn’t pick up the pieces,
just waited for the man
with the broom
to work around her feet
getting up most of the bigger bits.
today, she just has straws left
no coffee, no mug for her hands to
grip.
she sits sucking straws
as her heart hammers
spilling liquid
through jagged aortas.
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grays and whispers
i.
sometimes, she pretends to lie,
and watches the words
snap against each other,
ensnaring themselves
upon each others’ corpses,
crumpling,
and begetting corridors.
she follows:
milky eyed.
she cannot see
where the roads diverge.
ii.
he lies in that state between sleep and awake, eyelids weighted with the day. had he lived
thirty years ago or forty, he would have heard ticking, but now he only has the silence. like a
hollow bowl, it begs to be filled.
iii.
she thinks that there was a time before memory ran together with her dreams, her
imagination. sometimes, she sits and stares, watching them all mingle together, drip, like
colors. but, like colors, eventually all turns black.
iv.
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Martin Willitts Jr
recent poems appeared in Blue Fifth, Parting Gifts, Leaf Garden, Storm at
Galesburg and other stories (anthology), The Centrifugal Eye, Quiddity, and others. He was
nominated for four Pushcart Awards. His tenth chapbook was “The Garden of French Horns”
(Pudding House Publications, 2008) and his second full length book of poetry is
“TheHummingbird” (March Street Press, 2009). He has two forthcoming chapbooks:
“Baskets of Tomorrow” (Flutter Press, 2009) and “True Simplicity” (Poets Wear Prada Press,
2010).
This was before there were horses and the people had nothing.
This was a very sad time for all of us, although we never had much.
her heart grazing until she was no longer human, her hooves
striking the ground with questions, singing the wildness of blueberries.
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Robert C. J. Graves
lives with his wife, Emily, in Emporia, KS, where he teaches general education
classes at Flint Hills TechnicalCollege. His poetry and fiction has appeared or is forthcoming
in numerous journals, including 491 Magazine, Bijou Poetry Review, Chickenpinata, Crash,
the Chiron Review, Eclectic Flash, Eleutheria - The Scottish Poetry Review, Haiku
Ramblings, Mikrokosmos, The New Flesh, Poetry for the Masses, Prairie Poetry, Vox
Poetica, and Word Salad Poetry Magazine. A former bartender and freelance sports writer,
Robert holds a Ph.D. in English (Rhetoric and Writing) from Bowling Green and an M.F.A. in
Creative Writing (Poetry) from Wichita State.
The Inquisitor
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Madison Davis
is a poet and musician originally from the Seattle area. She recently earned a BA
from Sarah Lawrence College in New York. She has worked for Vista Magazine in Florence,
Italy and most recently with poet and filmmaker Abigail Child on her short film, Ligatures.
She currently lives in Brooklyn.
SCHUMANN ALLEGRO
Drowned in every
dribble. 4. Drivel
carved by Robert’s rust
and razor.
3. Clara cut
2. Through pale peach, into
1. Pepper flake
in
Liepzig.
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lyw
is a volunteer dance and music writer for the arts, community website, This
Business of Dance and Music. She spent her post-University writing career publishing pieces
of poetry and short fiction in literary journals such as beet-red, INK, the Dandelion, the
Diviners and Existere. She is currently studying playwrighting and is drafting a two-act
script.
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Michael Shorb
: his work reflects an abiding interest in efforts to express and explore the
confluence of myth, drugs, and history. His poems have appeared in over 100 magazines and
anthologies, including The Nation, The Sun, Michigan Quarterly Review, Queen's Quarterly,
Poetry Salzburg Review, Commonweal, Rattle, Urthona, and European Judaism.
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Another time, strange men
called “Spaniards” came
riding on the backs of horses,
although some who saw
these creatures first
ran into the hills
thinking them unusual beasts
with both animal and human parts.
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Taylor Gould
is a 19-year-old student at Emerson College in Boston, MA, and is an aspiring
poet, playwright, and drunken romantic. He was born and raised in Corinna, ME, and enjoys
writing, the Red Sox, and pursuing fame, fortune, and happiness.
withdrawn—
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Sean McDonell
lives in Ottawa, Ontario. He has been writing for about five years.
brokeakenededown
His grasp of reality is tenuous. He knows this. He feels it, slipping. And he thinks: Is this
for the better? Often he finds himself sitting on a stool alone in the kitchen, at the table, with
the blinds drawn, the lights off, holding an empty mug in his hands. It does not matter if it’s
for the better or if it’s for the worse. His grasp of reality is tenuous, slipping. He has no input
in the process. Still, he thinks, in rare moments of crystalline lucidity, I don’t see why it is
necessary for anyone to suffer a tenuous grasp of reality. Especially not me. In my prime. In
my youth. I do not require an even greater tenuousness than normal incurred upon my
grasp of reality. Please, please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
That day he sees a cat run out into traffic and get its head hit by the hind wheel of a blue
convertible. It is. Unpleasant. He. Stares. At it. Stares at it. Flat and limp. On the pavement.
Tail twitching. Still. Then and there he hates the day. As if already he has reached a new low-
point in his life. He marks it, in his mental journal: TODAY: A NEW LOW-POINT. For the
next three hours he sporadically repeats the word “why” in his head until it is nothing more
than a strange sound. When he gets home he puts on a pot of water on the stove and makes
spaghetti. Watching the water boil he begins a prayer, despite the fact that he does not know
how to pray, nor does he believe in any god, of any kind.
That afternoon, he receives a telephone call from his first high-school girlfriend,
distinguished from the girl he slept with one time in middle school then never talked to him
again for reasons he never understood, and the girl who kissed him underneath the desk in
grade two, very different from his first high-school girlfriend, who was Catholic. “I think I’m a
lesbian,” she says, over the phone. He pictures her hair, on her shoulders, filthy, blonde,
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wearing a yellow shirt she had already worn that week, two days earlier. In high school, he had
the persistent feeling, that, whenever they were engaging in any form of intimacy, whether it
was game of go-fish or mutual masturbation, that she wanted to hit him. Once she puked. She
ran out of the room, and into the bathroom, and puked in the toilet. I’m fine, she said, without
prompting, I’m fine.
“The puking ought to have indicated something,” he says.
“Yeah,” she says.
There is silence.
“Goodbye.”
“Goodbye.”
All his dealings unwind. His assets disintegrate. He can no longer. Collect his resources
as he did before. He oscillates between thought and seeing. At night he dreams he has
survived a nuclear apocalypse, and his mother is there, knitting a gray cardigan, the only other
person. He is in the street, surrounded by corpses. They resemble mannequins. He dreams,
also, that he is a woman, and that he wants to fuck a man. He is wearing spandex. He feels
very attractive. In a dim, half-waking fog between sleep and wakefulness, a militaristic
metaphor seems apt, for his dream life, for his tenuous grasp of reality. He can not think of
one. There is not a single militaristic image that he can propel frontwards in his
consciousness, and thus he finds himself incapable of real articulation. He begins to mutter.
His enunciation. Fails. If he cannot be heard. He will not be spoken to. Is this a delusion? Yet
another logical trick of his tenuous grasp of reality? He mutters, unperturbed. He grows
quieter, each day. At some point, in future, if this continues, if he continues to speak, to
mutter, and if his need for verbal communication continues, he will only speak in nigh-
inaudible whispers. Quieter and quieter. Yes, he thinks, a conscious decision.
He tries to envision hallucinations, but cannot come up with anything that does not
seem computer-animated. He does not believe hallucinations will appear computer-animated.
They will be so real he cannot discern them from reality. He imagines schizophrenics.
Schizophrenic hallucinations. They must seem. Real. If he was a schizophrenic. His grasp of
reality would be even more tenuous. Un-reality would be invasive. He tries to think of a
reason to take a bus. A spot of cloud moves across the sky. He walks down a red dirt road
overgrown with tall grasses, alone. It seems as though there are cicadas on every tree-branch,
calling, loudly. He finds an empty fire-pit in a clearing by the road, surrounded by plastic
alcohol bottles. He picks one up to throw it in the garbage back home.
The hooker shits on his chest. Why did I pay for this? he thinks.
It seems amazing that death has not occurred to him as a possibility until now. Was his
grasp of reality so tenuous that death was invisible? He begins to notice. Dead things.
Houseflies gathered at the base of a window. Meat at the grocery store. Autumn leaves. He
was once told that the wood of a tree is in fact dead material. He recalls childhood days at the
beach, when he would find smashed shells and crab fragments. He picked up small white
claws and legs from the beach sand and collected them. His parents disposed of the collection
in the night as soon as it began to smell. I should have a funeral, he thinks, A funeral for my
tenuous grasp of reality. Yes, and a priest. I want a priest there, to wave my tenuous grasp
of reality goodbye.Goodbye, goodbye.
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He is in the kitchen, wearing only his housecoat, the drawstring left undone, the
curtains drawn, an empty mug in his hands. Yes yes, this is me, he thinks, this is me, merrily
losing my grasp of reality.
The phone rings.
“Hello.”
“Hello.”
Silence.
“I didn’t know who to tell.”
“Yes.”
“So I thought I’d tell you.”
“Yes.”
“You were the last person… the last person I ever… oh God…”
“Yes.”
“I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do.”
“Yes.”
“I thought you’d know. You’d know what I should do.”
Silence.
“Find another lesbian. Or two. Ha ha.”
“Oh God…”
You are a bastard, he thinks, you have always been a bastard.
When will I stop hearing things? When will I stop seeing things? I can still see. I can still
hear. The things. All around. Will they still be here? Will they still be sea? Will I still think? Is
it necessary that my grasp of reality be tenuous? Could my grasp of reality not be mechanical?
Resistant? Durable? Bulletproof? Infallible? Could I not become these things with a less
tenuous grasp of reality? Do I need a tenuous grasp of reality? Is it possible for a man to
develop a false but nonetheless very firm idea about what his grasp of reality—
Goodbye, goodbye, he says, goodbye.
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John Greiner
is a poet, playwright and short fiction writer living in New York City. Most
recently his work has appeared in The Packingtown Review, The Pennsylvania Literary
Journal, Red Fez, Interrobang, The Toronto Quarterly, Midnight Screaming, Bottom of the
World, iddie, CEIIA’s Round Trip, Qwerty, Pax Americana, Knock, Tangerine, hitotoki:
Paris, Bent Pin, Burst, ditch, Hecale, Sein und Werden, nthposition, Unarmed, Audience,
SubtleTea, Zygote in my Coffee and Inscribed. His theatrical pieces have enjoyed successful
runs in New York, Chicago and Gloucester, Massachusetts. Greiner’s work with photographer
Carrie Crow has appeared at The Queens Museum of Art (Queens, NY), The Emily Harvey
Gallery (New York, NY), Mairie IX (Paris, France) and the Otis College of Art and Design (Los
Angeles, CA).
Garden
“Don’t chase me, thank you.” She always conducted herself in a manner that her
mother would find fitting. “First off, we are all comrades. Fellow travelers down the roads
where the old time slaves wandered before they were tracked down and lynched.”
She always deferred to my great nation’s past. All of this in spite of her being a
Canadian who had never been to Hollywood, or lived in a D.W. Griffith film and who didn’t
need to take responsibility, or even an interest in sins that had nothing to do with her. It was
her bombastic politics, brought up from the intestines with outsider’s guilt and seeking
examination and expurgation that attracted me to her. I’d always add in a bit of flattery when
flattery was called for, but there was always the fear that it would descend into a public killing
spectacle with half priced seats along the periphery.
“It’s the yin and the yang and everything in between that’s got me and that’s the kicker.
It’s my interior that’s got me spaced out looking for the decorator and engineer. I listen to
sambas every night waiting to die, but that doesn’t make me unique. It’s one of the oldest
things in this city to do. The Dutch were even in on that ballgame. I’ve added blue eggs to my
tea, but I’m still me and that’s nothing more to you. You should know this and not chase me.
What are you going to get that’s new? You’d be better served in selling all of your spices.”
I had wanted to find a garden, but distractions had put me in pursuit of more
memorable things. Soon it would be dawn and it didn’t seem like a good idea to keep going
after the moon. I knew that someday I would get to the mountain of myrrh, but for now I
would have to keep myself occupied with all of the droplets of light lacking salt and night.
“Kiss my breasts, but don’t chase me. I’m letting the meat dry. I’m taking a breather
while the grand tomb of the babes is being filled with various plastic playthings. I’m going to
wear feathers in my hat when my hair turns gray and then I’ll watch Sugarloaf burn to the
ground. Show me a juicer who roams the wilderness and I’ll show you a dying god who
doesn’t dare to lay his hands on the girls.”
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Arkava Das
has lived in the beehive metropolis Kolkata, India all his 27 years. Having
majored in marketing management and with an electrical engineering degree to boot, he has
taken to his room circa 2008 and divides his time equally between reading and woolgathering.
Retentive Whodunits
Combiner
But sufficiently in the Way; as for echo or here confusion, the medium-sized route of the
modification that a sower brings it resists-thus Export, Declaration, Personality, Being soon-
the expansion of which finishes unifier towards the Solid one, the investigation. Which I? As
for address it begins-Bend! You speak. Large portion of the stroboscopic attempt it removes
in order to end in order to resist in order to open to that (Echo). Relationship to the address
(Confusion, Echo) is broken. As for the investigation you better speak to the body in order to
resist concerning the modification to the edges. He that hath ears to hear, let him
hear (this by Luke) better.
Houri
I does not occur unbidden in the scales of color anymore: reliving a conspiracy theory which
promised on a whim one night to protect the man on the moon. Expertly, when the
condensed organization of the chimneys and hidden from the road where some poor bastard
smoked a Chulha, the girl, a Jeweler on the balcony at her parents’, brings up her hairball,
many long nights in the womb now, and on a lovers’ dawn-“Hayya ‘alas salah “
-As I said, a tin cat lodged in the perimeter of one million of brick-weighted
tarpaulins, not fazed by my pledge of innocence to the zenana-
purred next to her: Most beautiful of eye: she leant to kiss its back.
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Jim Fuess
See more at http://www.jimfuessart.com.
Abstract 89
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Monkey God
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Fleeing of the Furies
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Mike Boone
is a thug from Charm City who spends his time rollin' around the Block shoutin'
out the broken window of a broken down '98 Monte Carlo looking for somethin' to slam,
whether it be a nice tall female or some loud loud loud noise runnin' out into the streets from
the basement the garage the 7th floor of a warehouse. Currently located in Beantown,
currently sitting in a kollege, bored. I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, And I'm a sinner, I play my
music with Sun Ra.
Growing up
I wanna be a space cowboy;
six shooters whipping across my fingers;
I'd shoot first always and
when the dust settled
I'd still be floating
across the infinite plains
of the cosmos
searching for more
criminals
to
pump full of
space bullets
Speech Class
Our country is
changing//constantly
Our state is
moving//constantly
Our classroom is
shaking//constantly
Our friend is
melting//constantly
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Joseph M. Gant
is a poet trying to breathe in a punchcard world. The most interesting thing he
has to talk about is his degree in Scientific Glassblowing. But don’t ask him what a scientific
glassblower does— he’ll charge you a nickel; it’s how he pays for pens. He resides outside of
Philadelphia where he edits poetry for Sex and Murder Magazine and is a contributor
for Outsider Writers Collective. His first full-length collection of poetry is being released
through Rebel Satori Press in summer of 2010. Anew in spite of villains, heroes, spiders, or
time.
Smiles in a Room
I traced angels
on your eyebrows.
you blew smoke
rings at heaven,
neither of us knowing
what the paupers
took from god, and
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Out of Tune
I dropped a pill
on a guitar
string.
it rang dull
and perfect C.
I picked it up
and played a bit
the metal ran like
jazz beneath my fingers
and flowed
with
the melody
of laceless pranksters
on a halloween
night.
I put it down
and wait a while,
then strum
D7maj—
it sounds alright;
the cat meows,
she ate my pill.
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Alishya Almeida
grew up in Bahrain and is currently studying in Bangalore, India. Her poetry has
previously appeared in Gloom Cupboard, Thirteen Myna Birds, a handful of stones, Asphodel
Madness and Bolts of Silk. She likes late night walks and 90’s music. She can be found
sleeping in class or walking aimlessly in her college campus.
how i sometimes
am fullfilled by curvature
the lack of your simple story
groaning like sorry
states and mansions,
the spilling traffic of
life
and the existance of
gasping girls, the ones
who will never be
you
the ones who are
never trouble,
you are running red
for miles, winged
by the anger of tragedies
they whisper, you pass
untouched
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Lost
handbag me
when we’ve rung into
the shady spelling of
night, all this severe need
to excuse my dream from
you when i’m deliberately
half falling into disaster
then we
speed boat into
light, the kind of communication
i cannot trust, learning ourselves
or maybe just trying and it
is difficult enough when my memories
have been already hitched between battered
days, but you hand me an empty
bottle and i fish out my future
to seal
i remember to reverse
you with a sigh, my fist slamming
repeatedly against the marriage
of lost causes and crashing fates
all these noncommittal conversations
crumpled among my lonely Sundays
the kind when you pack your bags but go nowhere
wish you were somebody else
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Ryan Holden
is a graduate student in Creative Writing at Arizona State University. He has
been published most recently in The Blue Guitar and received an Honorable Mention for The
Katharine C. Turner Prize of The Academy of American Poets in 2009.
the oldest son opens the door for the younger ones
their mother hears the youngest boy scream (the older boys laugh)
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Corey King
is an award winning filmmaker, a freelance journalist and author who co-owns a
small business with his wife in Winnipeg Manitoba.
Fountain of My Youth
There it was looming over me again after so many years –the perfect image of family. A
reminder of my first attempt at freedom. Held to the ground by gravity and concrete, the
collection of bronze and human spirit never escaped me in all the years since I left this city.
The smiling couple leaping heroically into the sky without so much as a loin cloth covering
their bits and pieces. Their infant son floating gracefully in mid-air, nearly escaping his
mother's grasp. Combined they mark the legacy of my difficult past.
Frozen until the apocalypse –or until local opinion sways– the couple is struck with
swooning jets of water which arc towards the heavens, narrowly grazing the woman's genitals.
Hoisting their son high above the jets, she seems intent to keep his bottom dry.
If such a family ever managed to exist in flesh, I would probably feel more comfortable
about the lingering thoughts of hope I still carry for humanity. Looking up at the figures as a
boy, I remember feeling a strange emptiness, as if the passion and love they depicted made me
feel deprived of something essential.
I remember staring at the nipples of the woman and trying to determine if that was
how a real woman's nipples looked when they were erect. I had hoped the answer would help
me determine if the statue was cold or not, and in turn, provide the data necessary to qualify
my father's claim that my mother was frigid.
Every couple of minutes I'd look around to make sure no one was taking an interest in
my nipple examination. It was during one of these scans that I experienced my first
acknowledged run-in with human absurdity. It was a feeling that hit me more profoundly than
anything my public school education had managed to show me. Think of it, my seven year-old
self staring at a scale statue of a family playing about the water naked… in the middle of an
otherwise conservative town! I mean my sister was grounded for three weeks when she was
four, because she ran outside and called on the neighbors naked. Yet here, right in the heart of
town, a block from City Hall, two blocks from the train station, the central façade looming
over the city buses as they arrived and departed was a statue that mocked me with its tenacity.
Alongside the bronze family is a drinking fountain crafted to look like a bull frog. This
frog spits a stream of water into the moat surrounding the family. During my run-in with
absurdity this frog worked to enhance my confused feelings surrounding human nature. For
as I pondered how something as shunned as public displays of nudity was given a crown
jewel-like presence in town, I was challenged further when a teller from the nearby Bank of
Nova Scotia drank from the frog's spit stream. The same spit stream which mingled with the
moat of water, and in turn cleansed the genitals of two fully grown bronze adults. As I
watched her drink, I wondered if hidden behind all those arcs of water the statues were
secretly peeing in the fountain. That would mean the poor Scotia Bank teller, who looked
nervous in her own skin, would be drinking piss. As I inspected the mother’s genitals, I
became convinced that these bronze figures were indeed mocking the entire city, corrupting
the water-table with their urine. Maybe that explains why the parents appeared to be laughing
as they held their child above the plums of water ― they were pissing in it!
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I supposed they did it because they resented being displayed naked, especially when
winter hit. So when the ice melted, they sought revenge on the town that refused to face such
inhuman conditions themselves. To my mind, it was prejudice against statue people. Secretly I
was proud of their insidious rebellion, despite it causing me to avoid tap water for months at a
time.
The whole situation reminds me of when my delinquent stepbrother and I had a little
pissing contest of our own. Being from a large family, Sid and I were often forced to share the
bath. While splashing each other and making odd animalistic noises, I purposefully pissed in
the water. Then, with the devious plan known only to me, I bombarded Sid, with the powerful
blend of water, bubbles, soap and piss.
After a moment had passed, I was overtaken by a fit of laughter. This made Sid
suspicious. Heckling me for the source of my amusement, I eventual gave in and revealed to
Sid what I had splashed into his eyes. Being a boy of small brains and large ego, Sid attempted
to raise the stakes by standing in the tub in hopes of firing his urine at me directly. As he
prepared to fire, I kicked him in the kneecaps forcing him back into the tub. This caused his
tiny pistol to spray in all directions. With both of us laughing, we decided to challenge one-
another to something we likened to the Olympics. The challenge was simple. We'd both piss in
the water in an attempt to force the other out. The last man in the tub was the winner and
would be graciously rewarded the great honour of gloating for months on end. As we let our
little fountains fly, the urine-to-water ratio slowly began to balance. To be honest, I'm still
amazed that the two of us mustered such a steady production of urine, without drinking
excessively in preparation. It was as if the mere thought of competition convinced our urine
production centers to work double time. After about 20 minutes the smell became quite
intense. Being too lazy to take action ourselves, we hollered for my father to come in and
change the water for us.
With a loud, “What the fuck!” my father entered the room; my silly stepbrother pissing
on the 70’s green porcelain that encased us.
“We need the water to be changed, because our urine has caused sanitation levels to
drop to an unhealthy level,” I calmly tried to explain. “And the liquid concoction, as you can
probably tell, is starting to reek.”
“So?”
“Well we're having a competition, and are willing to call it a draw if you drain the tub
for us.”
Father looked unsympathetic, perhaps wondering why he chose to rear so many
children.
“You wouldn't want either of us to feel like losers, would you Daddy?” I asked with
mock-innocence.
A vengeful smirk came over my father as he demanded we wash in the water we had
soiled. We protested, but he would not budge. So we agreed to his silly sense of discipline.
Several minutes after he'd left, when we thought the coast was clear, we drained the tub
and declared ourselves bathed. Then we quietly exited, put on our boxers, and sat next to our
sisters who were watching TV, making sure to be more cuddly with them than usual.
Piss can be so insidious.
Feeling guiltier than these sneaky statues, I reassured myself that I was just a boy,
while they were adults complete with replica pubic hair. I looked curiously at the artistry of
their pubic hair, when an older woman stared in my direction. It wasn’t my fault she didn’t
share my refined sense of art, but I took her glare as a challenge, refusing to let her social
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pressure stop me from enjoying what I had come to enjoy. For I often felt that this statue
would unlock some great secret, if only I was loyal enough. If only I investigated its form
enough.
Among the questions I'd hoped to find answers for, was the usual lineup of 'perverted'
boys' queries. Like, why was I compelled to sit in the front row in kindergarten just to look
into the darkness between my teachers legs? Or, why anyone would prefer to look glum in
drab clothing, when these statues seemed so pleased in the nude? Why did living women wear
underwear while the Bronze Lady did not? Did the Bronze Lady menstruate as my mother and
older sisters did? And so on. I did also wonder about some less 'juvenile' things concerning the
nature of the universe. Like what made me animate and the statues inanimate when we're all
just blobs of atoms at the molecular level? But to recount these sorts of questions gives me a
headache. As life seems intent to show me, I still don't have good answers for most of these
questions. I've never been much for talking to women, or anyone else for that matter, and as I
got older I simply realized that asking questions leads to more and more questions. Inevitably,
I become unsure of if I'm even real, suspecting I could be merely an inane thought inside the
mind of some more intelligent creature. This evolves into wondering if being a thought is
enough to make me in some sense real. “I am a thought, therefore I am,” comes to mind. And
on and on, until I got hungry, or a cramp, or something.
In other words, it ceased to be worth asking.
The important thing in all this turns out to be that I prefer humanity in its natural state.
Many will argue of course, that it was natural for humans to adopt clothing. All I can say in
response is that, though this may be true, it hardly seems fair to punish those who naturally
reject that nature. For even as a boy I preferred the naked version of a woman. Hell, even the
male form isn't so bad. Yet my natural state of mind is considered socially deviant.
You can't win as it turns out, just adapt.
Speaking of the male statue, I often looked at the him and compared him to my own
youthful form, and wondered if the statues' penis was to scale. After years of silent
contemplation I was informed by a one-night stand on my 23rd birthday that it was indeed to
scale. Using my fingers to approximate the statue's length, the woman blushed explaining to
me that in her years of experience, the statue seemed to be just about perfectly average. Which
is tragic. The average is tragic. And those childhood showers with my father only made things
worse. They set an unrealistic benchmark that haunted me until I found a woman that actually
cared for me. Which I suspect was a miracle in and of itself.
She's not here now though, which maybe why my mind is wandering back through the
muck.
Incidentally, my father was later discovered to have given his 'one great gift' to many,
many women. He died alone, mostly due to that fact. On the bright side, that was likely
perceived as a consolation prize to both of his ex-wives.
Focus. I'm here for a purpose.
Anyway, even at a reasonably mature seven, I had yet to see a real women naked and
thus, due to my love of the form, I was forced to make frequent visits to this statue. As I gazed
upon the marvelously detailed pubic hairs, I thought about my kindergarten teacher often. I
sighed with notion that some other 'perverted' five year-old would have taken my place at the
head of the class. Maybe the little bastard mistakenly called her 'mommy' as I once did. I of
course realized that he'd be unceremoniously removed from his position as I was, only to be
replaced by another 'prevented' young male. This would go on and on until my dear Miss
Avery became old and unattractive, as I'm sure she is now. If she's even still teaching, I doubt
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any child would want to sit close to her now, as they'd likely feel the death encroaching around
her. Fresh human creatures do their best to avoid thinking about such things.
Don't we all.
But I’ll tell you no word of a lie, I did not call her mommy because I was confused. It
was because, to the best of my knowledge at the time, 'mommy' meant adult woman who was
federally mandated to try and care for me, and not specifically the adult woman that birthed
me.
I'm trudging back into the muck again. I should have brought my wife.
Year later, I'd ask my foster mother what would have happened had I seen what was
between Mrs. Avery's legs.
“It would've been a moment between you and God. That no one else would ever need to
know about. Ever.” She'd carefully explain.
The problem has always been that I never believed in a God per say, just a series of
lights, smells, textures and sounds that come spiraling out of the aether. “The passing show,”
as a university philosophy teacher would later explain. It's as good an explanation as any, and
I've found it quite useful. For even when I became fascinated with the shape, and size of the
Bronze Lady's nipples, I was able to convince myself that it was of vital importance to my
understanding the aether machine. For if they weren't important, why would so many exist,
yet most be kept hidden? Why would men covet them, and women banish them? Due to the
limitations of sight when examining such things, I decided I needed to inspect the nipples
more closely. Nothing short of a touch would have done. I needed to touch them! I longed for
them. Dreamed about them. But they were protected by a large moat and a roaming street
portal. I became nervous and afraid. Afraid of being embarrassed. Afraid my questions had
become an unhealthy obsession. Fortunately, earlier that week my history teacher talked
about famous inventors, investors and politicians. In his lesson, he explained that those who
succeed do so based on their determination and problem-solving skills. I figured if I was to
take anything I was told to heart, I'd take that. It seemed useful when exploring this universe
and becoming an expert in female anatomy. Among other things.
So, I took my eyes off the statue and looked around the square to get a full
understanding of the problem I had to solve. According to the clock atop the Bank of Montreal
– even then the square was encased by several Banks and a defunct Eaton’s building– it was
time for me to scamper back to class. I weighed my options: go back to class and smell the hair
of the girl who sat in front of me but couldn't stand me, or stay here for an hour more and
have to explain to my mother why I was absent from class. While pondering my immediate
future, I noticed that all the business people who had filled the square during lunch hour,
were now drifting back to whatever it was that made them dress so stiffly five days a week. It
was then I was struck with my second absurd realization of that absurd day… my lunch hour
was merely a training ground for a lifetime of lunch hours. I was being deceived into believing
that I was working towards something, when really all they wanted me to learn was how to
take a break in an obedient manner, so that I would work in an obedient manner.
“Thanks, but no thanks you deceitful bastards! Whomever you are.”
I decided then and there that it would be a day of protest. I was not going to go to class.
No, I would look at the statue for an hour more, consider whether or not I should climb it and
try and touch the woman's nipples, chicken out, get upset that I chickened out, then head
home a full hour and a half early to look through my oldest sisters underwear drawer. Not
because I liked my sister –for she had a bad attitude and wasn't very attractive– but because I
was interested in the mechanics and I knew that to look at mother underwear was unhealthy.
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That evening, after the explanation that I had skipped class in order to “truly come to
understand the nature of this odd and abstract universe,” failed beyond all conceivable
estimates to convince my mother of my noble intent, I was sent to my room without dinner.
Hiding under my bed, I ate a stale peanut butter sandwich and searched through my
postcard collection. I was looking for the postcard of my beloved statue. Sifting through
images of all the places I had yet to travel, like the Vatican and Egypt, I eventually arrived at
the postcard of the perfect bronze family. Looking through the cellophane wrapper I had
stolen to protect it, I mumbled the text that glittered across the top of the card.
“Glorious Guelph!” I chuckled thinking that it was indeed glorious. The only town in as
many miles as I had ever been that would dare to have streets so clean, yet statues so bare.
With the postcard firmly in hand, I climbed atop my bed and began to jump. With each
leap I imaged that I had replaced the bronze baby as the joyous nude child who soared above
the people and urine below. I imagined that the statues would come to life and sprint about
the city with me, nude. I imagined the mother's breasts bouncing merrily as we ran into Scotia
Bank to let the teller know what we had really been up too.
As I thought about how fun it would be to drink from the Bronze Lady's glorious
nipples, I got what can only be describe as my first erection. Though in my defense, I cannot
control what arouses me, no matter how crude it may be.
Anyway, as I jumped harder and higher –my head narrowly missing the speckled
ceiling above– my mother began to scream. As her stomping feet climb up the stairwell
towards my room, I wondered why she thought sending me to my own little kingdom was a
smart way to convince me to “stand straight, fly right and disappear safely into the society of
the normals.”
Absurd I thought. It’s all so damn absurd.
Falling butt first onto the mattress, I imagined pushing the male statue away from the
nipples he also longed for and sucking them harder. My bronze lady just smiled, for her tits
were made of metal and so my feeble attempts to make her scream were, of course, in vain.
I suspect my mother screamed. That's likely why she put me on formula, believing that
she alone had the right to deny me nature's delights.
Goddamn it! Stay out of the muck.
With broom stick in hand, mother entered the room and my first erection instantly
returned to its former status of 'cowardly little prick.'
Dodging her feeble swings and crawling between her legs, I escaped to the dinning
room where I took a bite of her roast, just to prove I could, and escaped out the front door
towards the setting sun.
Stripping myself to the flesh, I sprinted merrily past all the neighbors screaming as
loudly as I could, “My mother tried to beat me, but as usual she failed completely.”
After that, mother did not dare to follow me, though I knew her eyes lurked behind the
curtains waiting for my return. But such an event would not occur.
Racing through the park I giggled as my tiny penis flailed about. It was there I noticed
two simpleton neighbor girls. I smirked joyously as they allowed their jaws to drop.
“Come, be naked with me,” I called to them.
“Fuck you pervert! I'm telling my mom on you.”
As they ran off they gave me the finger and stuck out their tongues.
“Too bad for you,” I chanted joyfully. “To bad for you.”
Scurrying past my school towards the perfect image of family at the center of this
absurd city, a bus full of people drove by. Most of the passengers either laughed or jeered at
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me as I waved to them as if I was their monarch. Except for one male voice, which I heard
cheering in the back. I thought perhaps he alone understood me, or that maybe he was a
paedophile… I’d never know for sure. Frankly it didn't matter, I was in a state of bliss for first
time in my life.
Bliss. That was the essential feeling I had been missing.
Have you felt bliss before? It's truly the bit of love that makes love worth seeking. It's
the feeling the whole of the world tries to keep tucked away with their bits and pieces. It's as
taboo to express publicly as pubic hair or any other 'vile' matter or phrase. Yet it's better than
crack or ecstasy –though some claim it can be acquire through such means.
Regardless of the the mystery, I found it! And embellished each moment I had with it.
Which is highly recommended, because like an orgasm it passes fast and is quickly forgotten.
Before long I was there, in the heart of the city. The excitement granting me my second
most beloved erection. People claim this feat is biologically impossible at such a young age,
but I protest to them and you –everything I say is true.
Cupping my hands, I collected the water that was being spat from the frog. Pulling it to
my lips I took a sip, holding the water in my cheeks.
Summing up all my courage, I climbed the stone barrier and leaped into the penny
laced moat of water. Splashing high into the air, the waves I created competed with the
fountains for areal dominance. Looking up I gazed at the crotch and breasts of the bronze
lady as I sloshed towards her.
Stopping at her feet, I gulped down the water that had been resting in my cheeks.
“I do not fear the liquids that comes from you any longer,” I shouted.
Howling at the unveiling stars, I fired my little fountain of urine, aiming for the well
crafted hairs of the Bronze Lady.
Those who had not noticed me before, were aware of me now.
“So please, do not fear mine.”
I missed my target and hung my head in shame, watching my urine dribble into the
moat beside me. One the bright side, now I knew for sure that someone had pissed in the
fountain.
“Damn,” I protested. “Not enough pressure.”
Though I now believe that the problem was not a lack of pressure, but too much
pressure for a boy of my modest age. Too many questions, too much determination and too
little social and economic luck. The aether machine had not made me to figure such things
out, merely to question and act out of outrage.
It was not long that the coppers arrived and dragged my squirming body away from the
urine tainted crime scene.
“Secure me to the concrete,” I cried. “So that I can be acceptably obscene.”
The cops just shook their heads. Clearly they didn't sympathize.
Judge Hobby wouldn’t say, but I think it was my neighbors who tattled on me. For it
was my exaggerated claims of abuse that were used to prevent me from ever jumping on my
bed again. I don't blame the system though, I was given as fair a trail as can be expected from
this condescending species. They were made ignorant by the same damn aether machine that
makes me ignorant. The whole courtroom looked down at me, and turned up their noses.
“Poor little shit. Poor, poor little shit.”
They'd never accept that I was searching for meaning, searching for what makes me
tick. No, I was a foolish child who, due to an unfair shake a life, was unable to understand the
'proper' way of things.
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In quick succession I was taken far from home and school, but I regret nothing. The
only downside in my opinion was that I was forbidden from ever stripping naked again.
Actually, it took me a good couple of months before realizing that there was an exception for
showers and the like. So many battles with my foster parents could have been avoided had I
known.
“This is a trick so you can be rid of me!”
Once I did learn, I took advantage of every naked moment to imagine myself running
back to this perfect image of family. Little would anyone know how that brought me back to
bliss. I refused to talk about it, fearing they'd take my 'perverted' thoughts away.
But here I am with my Bronze Lady again. Being dragged back into the muck of old.
Businesses have come and gone. The train station is now a convenience store, and the
buses are all electric. Some of my old schoolyard chums are coppers now and the home I fled
from has been converted into a condo. But some things remain the same. My legend for one,
though I'm not fond of the slant that was put on it. I resent being referred to as 'crazy,'
'troubled' and 'perverted.' But looking at what has happened to all the 'normals,' I don't take it
too seriously anymore. They, like their parents before them, wear drab clothes and take their
breaks obediently. They've resolved to live as surfs for their unseen masters. Only speaking
out to maintain the safe feeling of status quo. They've kept up the tradition of hiding their
nipples, navels, and genitals and yet allowed my bronze family remain as they've always
been... beautifully obscene. The only such display in many, many miles. And of course, as I've
come to expect, the banks remain.
Absurd. How absurd.
In my long and odd life, I've made many attempts to escape to freedom. Having failed
many times, I look back on that first attempt fondly. Never have I felt more myself than in the
moments leading to my capture. I was closer to a dream than I have ever since been. Closer to
being kin to that perfect unchanging family. This is why I've returned as a mature, but equally
confused adult.
After a hour of gazing and remembrance, I must do what I promised my wife I'd do.
“My dear bronze mother, I say Adieu.”
How I've loved her.
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Chris Castle
Chris Castle is English but works in Greece. He has been published over seventy
times in the last year and can be reached at chriscastle76@hotmail.com.
The Bed That Ate The World began as a normal Double bed. Then one day, it felt a rumbling
in its heart, just at the spot where people lay, that wouldn’t go away. The boy who slept on The
Bed walked into the room. He lay fully clothed, as he always did, without taking off his shoes
and socks. The music in his ears drummed into The Bed’s pillow, over and over. The rumbling
got louder and then in a burst of sound and fury the boy was sucked in, folded out of life, his
body first, then his head and last of all his hands and feet, reaching up to the ceiling before
being sucked in.
But still the bed was hungry.
It went on this way, a new family buying The Bed, the hunger bursting forth, and then taking
what it needed. The Bed made its way across the country, eating all that lay on its heart. It was
shipped abroad and kept its hunger satisfied in towns and cities and villages and Presidential
suites. When it was done with those places, it was placed on boats and found itself in jungles
and temples and tombs and capital cities. All the while the rumbling growing louder; all the
while no-one ever suspecting The Bed.
The Bed lay in wait for its supper, the television always on in one corner, reporting more
missing people. More panic, more hysteria but never the right answer. Wars began and cities
were wiped from the face of the earth. Accusations flew thick and fast and brother turned on
brother inside each house. Soon there were no children and mothers were barren from the
traces of war. The population changed to a number that could only ever dwindle.
The Bed did not understand this; it did not feel guilt, nor did it feel remorse. Instead it only
listened to its calling; the rumble in its heart, the tremor of the four castor wheels and the
mattress itself, never ending and as vast as a bottomless pit. The world grew smaller but The
Bed stayed the same. The pillow listened to the news and listened to the radio reports, but it
stayed forever a simple rectangle, sometimes creased and other times smooth and folded.
As the cities fell, The Bed moved into smaller places, underground bunkers and homes built at
the bases of cliffs. Then they fell and The Bed found itself abandoned in a desert. For a long
time no-one came and rested on The Bed. The rumbling grew louder and louder until it filled
great stretches of land. Then it settled in a second. A stranger came into view. He walked up to
The Bed and stood a few feet from it. He crouched, looked at it from all angles, then stared
directly at The Bed
.“I know what you’ve done,” the man said. His voice was quiet but it didn’t matter. He was the
last man left on Earth. He sat a few feet from The Bed and put his head in his hands.
For days he lived close to The Bed. He talked at it, he spat onto it. He almost placed a kick to
it, but edged away at the last moment. But The Bed didn’t rumble. It didn’t make a sound.
Instead, it waited.
The sky was red and the dust and sand both yellow and magenta when The Last Man On
Earth made it’s way to The Bed. He was inches from it now. He left the bag he kept on his
shoulder, which he had rested against on the other nights, in the dust. He looked down to the
soft heart of The Bed.
“I don’t want to be alone anymore,” he said, his voice thinning now and barely a whisper. “I
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don’t want to sleep alone, not one night more.”
He looked up to the ever changing sky. He sighed and then slowly climbed onto the bed. He
put his head on the pillow and waited, watching the sky. The Bed began to get to work. It
opened and it reached and finally it folded and then he was gone. All that was left was the
world itself. The Bed settled itself. It waited. And it rumbled.
So I sit down on my one good seat, hell the one good thing in my apartment. Christmas Eve,
10am. I listen to the city. The world rumbles and tears, rips and dries out.
I open the door. She says her name is Shelly, sorry that’s she late, and she’s breathless. She is
wearing a powder blue dress, with a halfway slit. Red heels and countless straps. A bruise
around her knee that matches her dress.
I think about kissing her, handing her the bills, or shake her hand. I point to the good chair
and close the door. I catch her blonde hair, dirty honey and one black pearl earring. I walk
over to the record player, put on a record. I turn round and see her sitting with her hand in
her lap, like she’s at an interview. I come back in with two bottles of wine. I begin to walk, the
bottles clinking, and she looks up sharp. Occupational hazard I figure. I put them down on the
table. Ones cheap the others cheaper. The first one alludes to enough class to need a
corkscrew; the others honest. I tell her I like her dress; tell her I like that its sun faded. She
tells me she picked it up in a thrift store, says she likes the idea of that; a dress with history.
She smiles and for the first time sips her drink without waiting for me.
I ask her what colour she’s painting her place; I look at her shoes, all the angles curls and tell
her they are Vegas shoes. I pour two more glasses and see each of her fingers are painted a
different colour. Tells me she paints each one from a tester. I wonder how long it takes to find
out some of everything about a person; how many questions, hours, how many breathes,
pauses, tears and liquor it would all add up to.
Sometimes she tells the truth, sometimes she lies. I do the same. We become who we want to
be, our best intentions, what we want to happen; who we are rises up on the side from time to
time. Every detail until it gets to where we are now.
I say I could order up some food, maybe a little more drink. I ask her if she’s got someplace to
go. She said she didn’t have anyplace to go right now. So we sat back with the last of the wine.
I knew she was going to leave me, but she was going to stay a little longer.
I headed over to the Delhi, ordered up. I walked back, not knowing if shelly had robbed me
blind. She had cleared the table and was thumbing through the record stack. She even smiled
when I walked in. Paper plates and fold up cutlery, no past, no memory, just a disposable now.
We sat on the floor, Shelly to one side, like she was on a beach.
We pile it all high and heavy, until it’s as high as her cracked heels. Shelly takes one of the
bottles and opens it up, pours me a glass. She puts it by my plate and it’s about as beautiful
thing s I’ve seen. I want to reach out, feel the fire and heat of her grace but I don’t. I say thank
you and we begin our meal.
We eat in silence, a good silence between two hungry people. It tastes better for her being by
me. Shelly tells me she would like the keys to the boutique in the city. Said she’d go in there at
three a.m. and try on every dress, one for each day of the year.
I collect the dishes. I look back and see Shelly is checking the time. I walk back in and ask her
if she’s got someplace to go and she nods a little.
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She stands up and sways a little. I pull out the bills in her palm and then I let her go. I watch
her walk away and then I turn and pour myself another drink and walk to the window. I watch
her walk down the street, powder blue dress in the light rain. I turn around and hope to see
something of her in the room, a trace of powder blue, an echo of her voice. But all that’s left is
a faint scent, dirty glasses. One bottle of red unopened, 7:18 p.m. Christmas Eve.
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Adam Moursy
is currently 23 years old and living in Brooklyn, New York. There, he spends
much of his time wrapped up in the seemingly lost art of instant photography. Working with a
collection of various old Polaroid cameras and expired film, Moursy's photos are proof that
analog is still very much alive despite being in an increasingly digital world.
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Sarah Vetter
Says, “I'm currently a student at the University of Kings college. I'm 19. I'm a
William Blake fan, though my poetry might not embody this. I'd like to become a poetic
muse, rather then have the privilege of being consumed by one.”
Mezzo
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Karen Kelsay
is a native Californian who spent most of her childhood weekends on a boat. Her
husband is British, and she travels to England regularly to visit family and to get inspiration
for writing her poetry. She received a Pushcart Prize nomination for “Hymn of Autumn” in
2009, and is the author of four chapbooks, A Fist of Roots, Song of the Bluebell Fairy, In
Spite of Her and Somewhere Near Evesham. Some of her recent poems have appeared in
Boston Literary Magazine, The Lyric, The Christian Science Monitor and The New
Formalist.
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Between Midnight and Dawn
Lotus Petals
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Riding Big Sky Country
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Sergio Ortiz
has a B.A. in English literature from Inter-American University, and a M.A. in
philosophy from World University. His poems have been recently published, or are
forthcoming in: The Battered Suitcase, Zygote in my Coffee, Right Hand Pointing, Poui:
Cave Hill Journal of Creative Writing, and Writers’ Bloc. Flutter Press published his
chapbook, At the Tail End of Dusk (2009).
Kiwi News
Imago
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Angela
silence tempers
the glass I blow
I am a used rainbow
an indebted immigrant
a cooked-up
Wall Street number
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Christopher Khadem
is a student of literature at Royal Holloway, University of London. Charles Olson
said that form is never more than an extension of content, Christopher quite likes this idea.
His work has appeared on both sides of the Atlantic in Dead Letter Office (UK), Calliope
Nerve (US) and Breadcrumb Scabs (US). He co-edits the creative blog/magazine
Disingenuous Twaddle. (http://disingenuoustwaddle.blogspot.com/)
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as close to nothing as possible.
Getting as close as possible
it's not black/red/pink here,
hardly a colour at all.
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Minutes
We. We
are making changes to your store. Your store will reopen.
They
raised concerns to
their local policing
team about anti-social
behaviour of youths
in the area.
A Section 30 dispersal
order was brought
into effect in August
last year to counter
such incidents.
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Chris Bowen
has work that previously appeared or is forthcoming in Hobart, Fast Forward
Press, Penumbra and others. He resides in Cleveland where he operates the small press and
website, Burning River.
The Monet print hung behind a half-crescent bald gray head and he was in a suit. There
were notes in front of him and notes inside of him about spending time fishing on Sundays
and how to worship God in that way.
Todd knew stepping down was like stepping on water lilies. He knew water and life and
the color green like the Monet that hung behind his desk in the office with chicken scratch
notes laying in front of him on a plain yellow, legal pad.
‘The congregation will think I am yellow,’ he thought, ‘They will think I am chicken.’ A
rainbow trout flashes through his head and how it leaps from the water snagged on a fishing
wire like the way stepping on water was something Jesus did and that he, the minister, could
do it just as well if only because stepping down was like stepping on water lilies.
‘Could’ve been a painter,’ he thinks. ‘Could I have been anyone other than me?’ And he
thinks there is still time to be a painter in Paris or better a fisherman on Sundays or anyone in
life, so long as Jesus was ‘the and the only mentor’ and he writes this down.
The board of trustees already knows.
The district head has been notified.
Pastor Todd is retiring. He thinks of his first memory of church as a child and how
misunderstood it was through so open eyes soaking in everything but really wanting to catch
fish in the back pond and step on water lilies like a frog; how love is so misunderstood
sometimes and how, like the curiosity of the child, it is beyond containing and always seeking.
‘Seek peace,’ the Monet says to him.
Remembering college art history class he sighs, scribbling more, making a map on
yellow, lined paper of circled words and arrows and the treasure to be found someday, any
day, this Sunday when he preaches it to his flock and they see the tired, old man he is.
‘Stepping down is like stepping on water lilies,’ he thinks aloud, alone in his office, the
dusk setting but just a desk light on and finally writes this.
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Parker Tettleton
is an English major at Kennesaw State University. His work is featured in or
forthcoming from Short, Fast, and Deadly, Soundzine, The Chimaera, Right Hand Pointing,
tinfoildresses and LITSNACK, among others. He blogs at http://parker-
augustlight.blogspot.com
Amelia measures the amount of breath taken when encountering death for the first time.
Their swallowing throats a continuous thrum on magnetic tape. Sucking in the tepid ether
between dreams. Grating inside the vitreous china bowl when she lingers over a chapter, a
page, a sentence, a word, a letter…
Thursday: PTO.
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Elena Kaminsky
is currently attending law school at the University of Western Ontario, but still
finds plenty of time for reading, writing, and her friends, all of which she is passionate about.
She also enjoys not sleeping and playing her little red guitar.
September, we meet under the cherry tree, and you speak in riddles.
I nod my head every time you speak, allowing my brown hair to cover my pale face.
We sit in Irish pubs, drinking whiskey until two a.m.
Maria tells me that she is not surprised that I am with you. You talk in Shakespearean
soliloquies and you challenge me to look for blue shades in red sunsets.
You make everything disappear.
October; trees are bleeding yellow on the ground. You are eating a red apple; its juice
smears your purple lips.
You tell me that I am not a ballerina in a Degas, more like two red lines on black
cardboard. I watch your wet eyes and imagine your fingers running over my nipples.
You insist that I am beautiful. “Not like the girls on TV,” you tuck a strand of black hair
behind your ear.
I think about fucking you on my cotton covers.
November; the sky turns black. I walk quickly after six p.m., clutching my purse.
I wake up at seven a.m. and drink my black coffee.
On my way to school, instead of listening to 80s Hits on an old CD player, I remember
your dark hair and my white fingers in contrast to it.
You call once a week and talk about politics. I try to breathe in that bitter smell of you.
At night, I read War and Peace. I am still on page twenty, and the characters never
come to life.
December; I create an igloo with my jacket. I cover my nose with a red Gap scarf and
count trees that look like scarecrows.
When I pass you by, you talk about meeting up and drinking a bottle of Shiraz. I watch
your back after you leave and run as though I am drowning in the crowd.
Whenever I come back from school, I pause to look at a pink psychology ad beside the
bus stop.
I take up smoking.
January; New Year comes in a white blanket. We sing Russian folk songs while
exchanging presents.
You smile when you see me but you never stop.
After midnight, Brian shoves his tongue down my throat and I bite him. I apologize but
I enjoy hurting him.
I drink champagne, pass out on Simon’s green couch, and wake up with sparkles
plastered to my left cheek.
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I miss work and my supervisor, Daphne, does not even bother calling me about it.
February; I fall on the ice in our backyard. The sky looks like a skating rink. I wait for
the clouds to stop floating.
I get a package from you with no letter. You return my brown scarf.
I call you but a mechanical voice informs me that you have moved.
I miss my psychology exam and visit Starbucks, ordering caramel lattes. The server
writes my name in golden script on the white foam.
March; I stop going to my classes. I write poems to my TAs as excuses. One of them
calls me, crying and I hang up.
Jenny tells me that she saw you and your hair is longer. You switched your theatre
major to business. I crawl deeper under my blankets.
My mother thinks I have pneumonia and asks the family doctor for advice. He asks
when was the last time that I ate. I suddenly feel hollow as though I have no organs.
I chuckle and close my eyes.
April; birds come back. I hear them outside my burgundy curtains. I start going to
school again.
I cannot speak when I see you, so I just stand there with an open mouth. You seem
scared.
In class, I think the walls are hemorrhaging paint and I draw lines on porcelain
desktops.
I have orgasms in the subway, between St. Patrick’s and Osgoode. Stations change, and
I imagine sliding my hand down your beige corduroys. An old man screeches like a wounded
cat and tugs at his green tie. The other passengers clap as though I am a circus performer.
May; cherries melt in my mouth. I pluck them off our neighborhood’s tree.
I take off my shirt, pants, underwear, bra and scream from the rooftop. I shout the
order: amber, blue, pink, white. My parents try to get me to come down. I threaten to jump.
Darren tells me he saw you with a redhead. “Just like a girl on TV,” he exclaims. He
says that you were glued to each other.
I swallow rotten cherries and vomit for days. The doctor says it is food poisoning but I
think I am dying.
June; flowers are growing towards me. My mother buys me a blue rose. I eat its leaves.
Our yard is looking like an artist’s palette.
I wait outside your brick house behind your mother’s hedges. I hide when you come
out.
I stop writing and notebooks litter my velvet carpet.
The phone scares me. When it rings, I pretend that I am Victorian, toss my non-
existent yellow skirts and sit down.
My parents’ faces blend and I cannot hear them.
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August; the cherry trees are dying. I disappear, even though I still smell alive.
In the sun, I am in the desert and there is no water. I refuse to drink.
You have forgotten me but that seems insignificant.
I cannot remember my name, just you burning inside of me.
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Sarah Duignan
says, “I'm currently an English major at the University of Guelph, and when I'm
not writing I enjoy going for long runs in cold weather and drinking large amounts of
chocolate milk.”
yes,
i am a consumer:
biologically i must consume
to survive.
and yes,
this extends
to materialistic consumption-
on occasion.
i cannot change this.
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Corenski Nowlan
is from the east coast of Canada, in a tiny province, in a tiny city. He has been
active in underground zine culture for over ten years, self publishing more then thirty zine
projects, and assisting/contributing to countless others. He has also been a frequent
contributor to the local theatre community, writing and directing seven complete plays, as
well as acting and assisting with several other productions, and in 2007, organizing a full
week independent theatre festival to showcase local work.
Yes, Extremism:
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Greasy, Grey, Corpse (Smells Like McD’s...):
Surrender time.
Summer beach.
Suspicious highs.
Just uncovered super-improv, peel, slicks, disposed, and hello repo!
Caverns to sewers, floodgate, none the less, wrinkling the face.
Gorilla theatre taken to the streets, combat failure, dig more trench pores.
Self esteem in three easy monthly installments.
Corporal Lardo calls in his troops,
“there’s a grey, greasy corpse out there,
malnourished, but obese, arteries, swelled, clogged.
You’ll smell the McD’s in the air.”
Surrender time.
Weight decline.
Hey keener, looking one layer thinner, charge-card membership only, monthly supplement,
Stroke! ... maxed out, go black and white in the mud, if this is rigour mortis, it’s spa-tacular!
Mud pack boggle oil, fossil chips, you’re going, gone.
Paranoia preaches acappella, despite tickles.
Piano keys atop ghastly garble static bees.
Look sharp men, here she comes.
Small town.
Small minds.
One thing in common, slickster perfect peel, upload to your space.
Photo slide show, airbrushed pics of the narcissist.
Shovel loads...
PJs become clothes, carpal tunnel syndrome sure to come from this.
Tunnel vision, as seen on T.V... solutions come in one colour, and honey, it’s green!
There is hope, there are pills to correct blubber inch by inch.
Surrender time.
Oh sweet greasy, steamy, flame broiled burger of your heart’s nightmare.
Recycle, re-hash, remix, rummaging round a’bout back to the ravage.
Which is nature swirled in a lukewarm cycle.
We have some really powerful blenders now.
Surrender time.
Supplement knowledge, science finds it’s actually good for life expectancy.
Loops levitating through hoops; repeat step one for endless loops.
Cycles sometimes warm, looping together commercials.
This is adrenaline, super pumped, ultra gear fast.
Supper/surrender time.
Dump truck.
Land fill.
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Just Kibbe
This is the true story of Just Kibbe, creator of Baby Obama - look for the mermaid
on www.PiratePig.org. Just Kibbe can neutralize, pluck, and eviscerate a chicken in less than
five minutes. His muses are many. An ex-Marine, he was awarded the "Pizza Box" for his lack
of prowess on the rifle range. The vice-grip, he's discovered, is next to duct-tape in godliness.
By twisting a few arms, he found his way to Saint Mary’s College of California, from which he
absconded with an MFA. His ability to legally, politely and professionally accept money in
exchange for intellectual abilities continues to line his pockets. Just Kibbe, with two co-
captains – Nate Mohatt & M. Thomas Russell – built his own ship, the Pirate Pig Press, which
he’s learned is more difficult to steer than a bull through a heifer pen. But come hell or high
water (and come they both do) Pirate Pig Press promotes the integration of the arts and
sciences through a semi-sporadic journal of creativity: Behold: The Pirate Pig; an onslaught of
pocket sized books, and performances known as the “3-Ring Artist Circus.” He is a long way
from that dairy farm in New Hampshire. And for butter or Worcestershire sauce, there is no
going back home. Too many chickens under the hatchet. Too many cowbells over the fence.
Too many poems through his neurons. Email:justkibbe@piratepig.org.
1.
A brood of teacups
hold sake
without judgment.
2.
3.
Caterpillars collaborate
dream of Rengetsu
awake dancing
their wings inscribed
with calligraphy.
4.
A buddhist priest
rice wine in hand
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returns to his lotus moon.
5.
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Paul Handley
is an entity in a shell of a body. It’s been a long hard journey. The only way to break
out of the monotony of the screams in his head is through intense yoga and meditation. The
spectrum of serenity to chaos is used to write poetry. Links to his work are at
http://editred.com/mcdede.
Blueprint
Karma sutra
Get the video Fake accents
Buy the book
Sexual nirvana during coitus
Needs practice.
Nihilism,
Read the philosophy,
Discuss its goals, can impair
Go to camp,
Plan a suicide bash reproduction
With your fellow
Weenie toasters
And enemies.
Praxis fits here.
Convert to a hobbiest,
Careerism, perfectionism
And striving is borism. and over time
PhDs in the fastest races be a conversation starter,
Or highly crafted bell towers wondering where you were
Provide a monument for
Worker bees. raised in Iowa.
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Ronald Fischman
lives in Philadelphia, PA, where he teaches middle school math and science. He has
several full-length publications; however, they are all musical scores. He spent twelve years
pursuing his dream of being an opera singer prior to becoming a teacher with a retirement
plan. Fischman’s current output can be found at http://aquaversepoetry.blogspot.com.
Fibromyalgia
factory opens
haze precipitates
precious sleep dances mockingly away
from my gnarled form
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P.A.Levy
Born East London but now resides amongst the hedge mumblers of rural Suffolk.
He has been published in many magazines, both on line and in print, from ‘A cappella Zoo’ to
‘Zygote In My Coffee’ and many stations in-between. He is also a founding member of the
Clueless Collective and can be found loitering on page corners and wearing hoodies at
www.cluelesscollective.co.uk
Victorian Novel
page four
surrounded
in a paragraph
I knew it then
just background
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characters
but we would
have to wait
of page
seventy eight
before we would
eventually meet
yet again
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of page three
seven before we
kissed
if only
this wasn’t
a Victorian
novel
we could have
fucked
at the start
of page
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six
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Steve Wheeler
lives in Ottawa. He always wanted to steal a cigarette from a baby's mouth.
We heard of Uluwatu from a Canadian, at the beach in Parengtretis, Java. Most of the good
places we visited, we heard of from other travellers. The exhaustion and heat of Jogjakarta
was replaced by the air conditioning of the bus which dropped us off at Parengtretis. Cooling
at the beach helped temper our return to the heat.
We were sitting on the dark sand, enjoying the sea breeze, when a man approached us with a
hash joint. He was the Canadian who told us about Uluwatu. He first came to warn us about
the rip tides in the ocean. He was concerned, good enough to ask when he saw us swimming.
He explained that seven different currents in the Java Sea converged at Parengtretis, nobody
swam there. The rip tides were like undertow, travelled parallel to the shore before returning
out to sea. The strategy, he said, if one did get caught, was to let the current take you out to
sea, body surf back to shore. We felt only the cooling water when we waded around after that,
too wary to swim. We were grateful to him.
He recounted stories of people wandering into the ocean at Parengtretis, never to be seen
again. Most were stoned on the mushroom soup and omelettes which were cooked at the
crude restaurants behind us. Psilocybin mushrooms grew in buffalo dung around
Parengtretis. The children sold them in the street in a conical palm leaf for pennies.
The restaurants were full of western travellers talking, listening to music. Some sat
motionless, staring out to sea. The only western dishes the locals knew how to cook for the
visitors were omelettes and soup.
The Canadian from near Ottawa had hung out with some surfers in Australia, joined them for
their trip to Uluwatu. They had spent the night there at full moon. He recommended it, but
said he wouldn’t do it alone.
We went on to Legian Beach, in Bali, where we found a comfortable losmen, settled in.
The day of the full moon approached. I had spent too many cold, wet winter days in Canada to
run around checking out every sight which the travel guides had recommended. I was content
to read on the porch of the losmen or swing in the hammock beneath the green papaya trees.
For meals we walked to the restaurants. Our furthest trips were to the beach where everyone
went to watch the sunset.
The beach at Cuta and Legian is miles long. It is wide, the jungle doesn’t impede sight by
hanging over the water, the sand is fine. The dangerous surf rumbles in white, foaming lines.
It is common knowledge that frequent drownings are kept quiet because it’s bad for the
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tourist trade. People regularly drown in the sea even near the part of the beach marked ‘safe’
in five different languages.
The French had a direct flight from Paris to Denpasar which enabled them to leave France one
day, arrive in Bali the next. Unfortunately they behaved like the other tourists.
When the day of the full moon came I went to Uluwatu alone. I was the one caught up in this
romantic adventure, Joyce wanted the relaxed comfort of the losmen.
Uluwatu is forty kilometres south of Denpasar on the easternmost edge of the round bulge at
the bottom of Bali. The trip, by bus, bimo, motorbike and horse cart, took most of the day.
The temple of Uluwatu stands on high cliffs overlooking the ocean. It is the ruin of an ancient
stone structure, the holy site of several different religions. In the past, many people threw
themselves into the sea from the five hundred foot cliffs during a religious rampage which
swept down from Java.
The temple looks down on a small strip of sand which is the beach used only by expert surfers.
In high tides and treacherous currents they paddle over razor sharp coral reefs, homes of
poisonous sea snakes, to the waves.
From the centre of the old temple there is a three sided view of the coastline: pale blue, giant
waves roll in sets, in slow motion. The cliffs are carved into jagged walls by the sea and the
weather.
When I left Legian Beach, that morning, Joyce had been smoking a joint of Afghan hash with
Rosalyn and Sally, Australian women, who believed in the power of black magic. It was
practised everywhere in Java. Rosalyn stayed with a Javanese family on vacation. She said the
son, the guy she was with, could butt out a cigarette on his arm without leaving a burn. Sally
told us of a tourist couple who had everything stolen from their losmen room while they slept.
She said they were put under a spell by the thieves.
I had equipped myself lightly after hearing this, carrying only a small pack with a hatchet, a
canteen full of well water and a groundsheet.
I was drawn to the ocean from the hot, dry ruins of the temple.
At the road beneath the temple an old man sat carving. Grey stone parapets surrounded him
upon which were perched families of monkeys. An old one with a crushed left hand jumped
onto a nearby wall, stared at me. I yelled at him but he just blinked.
The old man smiled, handed me a fist sized rock from a pile beside him, made a throwing
motion. I threatened the monkey. His face registered surprise as he retreated.
The old man produced a book which was signed by visitors, a box for the admission price. He
warned me about "the monkey people" when I told him that I had come to stay the night,
asked him how to get to the beach.
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I reached an agreed price with a local boy, both of us sweating. I followed him through
parched fields fenced by hedges of cacti and bamboo barricades. I clambered awkwardly over
mounds of earth, trying to control my swinging pack, keeping my sarong free of branches. An
open valley appeared before us, a jagged crevasse had penetrated the land. Women were
descending into it, in a line, baskets on their heads.
I paid the boy, sat in the shade, sipped water from my canteen, the cold Fantas I bought at the
temple, long gone. I watched the women move gracefully up and down the trail. The vessels
on their heads never wavered, all of the impact absorbed by their rolling hips.
I followed them to the bottom of the crevasse where they turned off. I kept going straight
ahead.
The Java Sea was rolling in loud, spectacular breakers into the small beach where a group of
western women and a photographer stood. They looked out to sea, turned to follow the
photographer up the trail. Publicity pictures for the surfers. They greeted me on the way past,
impressed to hear that I was staying at Uluwatu, alone, under the full moon. They warned me
about the rock throwing monkeys.
The spectacle of the booming surf held me. I sipped from my canteen in the blazing, windy,
stereophonic roar. The power of the sea put the world into perspective.
I returned up the trail before sunset to watch it from the top of the cliffs and heard the last of
the surfers’ motor bikes leave. I thought I was alone.
Below me, bobbing lights appeared and small fishing boats braved high tides near the cliffs. I
laid with my head on my pack, staring at the stars and the moon. The moonlight looked
impossible to capture in a painting or a photograph.
I felt the first stab of pain in my abdomen at the same time that a rock landed beside me. The
monkey people.
I realized that I was surrounded and the rain of rocks began. One hit me at the same time that
I vomited. An uncontrollable attack of diahorrea overcame me. The rocks came faster, liquid
poured from both ends of me. I staggered toward the road holding my fouled sarong, cursing
the rock throwing monkeys and the well water. The night heard my spasms and loud retches.
Having been in Asia for more than six months, I felt acclimatised, adjusted, immune, cocky. I
had drunk the well water without putting a chlorine tablet into it.
The band of monkeys were fast moving shadows, small stones were hitting me. In
desperation, I jettisoned the pack. The rocks stopped.
When I looked back, the monkeys had fallen upon it, one was brandishing my hatchet,
another drinking from my canteen. I staggered down the road, each step causing a squirt, a
belch, a knee trembling retch.
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At dawn, I endured the giggles of women and schoolchildren when I crouched by the side of
the road, stinking, dehydrated, desperate. A young Balinese with a two fifty Honda drove me
back to the losmen in Legian. Joyce paid the guy an outrageous price. I showered and
collapsed in bed.
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Ricky Garni
is a graphic designer whose poetry (what? poetry? what's the connection?) anyway,
whose poetry can be found at Anemone Sidecar, Tinfoiled Dress, Modus Operandi and other
places but most especially at www.tinyurl.com/rickygarni.
TELE-FRICASSEE
An episodic roux brought to you by The Honeymooners, Mr. Lucky, Hazel, Meet Mr.
McNutley, Oh! Susanna, Our Miss Brooks, The Twilight Zone, Leave It To Beaver, Astro
Boy, The Real McCoys, Make Room For Daddy, Outer Limits, Father Knows Best, Mr. Ed,
Ben Casey, My Mother the Car, The Addams Family, Lost in Space, Honey West, The Mod
Squad, My Favorite Martian, Green Hornet, Batman, Family Affair, Candid Camera, Mr.
Terrific, The Wild Wild West, Diff’rent Strokes, The Rifleman, The Many Loves of Dobie
Gillis, The Time Tunnel, The Bionic Woman, Love American Style, That Girl, Chico and The
Man, The Girl from U.N.C.L.E., The Flying Nun, Get Smart, Fantasy Island, Gidget, Have
Gun Will Travel, Green Acres, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Petticoat Junction, The Man from
U.N.C.L.E., Sea Hunt, Colombo, Then Came Bronson, The Living Doll, Nip/Tuck
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#1
on my new bicycle.
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kids getting married by vending machines
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#25
I am mentally disturbed
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#31
being a gangster
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and I don’t
I only regret
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#81
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descended from Sitting Bull horse
from anybody
and secretly
he just pretends
to love and
be loved
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Held together by strong love and soft hands
sitting pretty
on a nice table
in a big kitchen
No hatching here
Nora says
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Veronica Dangerfield &
Annmarie Lockhart
Veronica Dangerfield is an award-winning speaker, trainer, comedian, and performance
artist who has been performing throughout the Bay Area since 1994. She has numerous
performance, teaching, and publication credits to her name. Veronica's mission in life is to
empower, uplift, and encourage people on their quest toward manifesting their dreams.
Annmarie Lockhart is the founding editor of vox poetica, an online literary salon dedicated
to bring poetry into the everyday. She has been reading and writing poetry since she could
read and write and she lives and works in Englewood NJ, two miles east of the hospital where
she was born. You can read her poetry (and flash) at Caper Journal, Eclectic Flash, Ink Node,
Leaf Garden, OVS, and vox poetica.
Geography
By Veronica Dangerfield and Annmarie Lockhart
I am a microclimate.
On my birthday
my mother revealed
a brand new continent,
my vast new geography
full of microclimates:
my head a sunflower framed
by curly white vines,
my arms thick branches of
a redwood tree,
my torso a desert tundra
hot and steamy by day
frigid cold and abandoned by night
in the mist of a steamy swamp.
The north and south poles
help me to stand. That’s why
my feet are always freezing.
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Wake Up, the Dream Is Fleeting
By Veronica Dangerfield and Annmarie Lockhart
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the dreamer loses sight
of what she wants, stark
naked in a windowless
reality.
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Anne & Mark DeCarteret
met during a production of Jesus Christ Superstar. She was a leper. He was an
apostle/centurion. That was pretty much it for their theatrical careers. Though Anne sings
with Voices from the Heart, a 200-voiced women's alternative chorus and Mark occasionally
performs with the dadaist troupe, Carteret Voltaire.
the ad age
for Martha
but if we were all too kind we’d just be watching blue jays
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Michael Ardizzone
says, “I'm a software developer, fresh out of college with a BS and MS in computer
science. I've been published in Marist College's literary magazine several times as well as in a
few small independent publications. I practice the art and craft of poetry out of grudging
intellectual necessity. I am an editor for the forthcoming Muscle and Blood Literary Journal
(http://muscleandblood.com/). I also write a blog about game design, That's A Terrible Idea
(http://thatsaterribleidea.com).
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Emma Sky Wolf
is a Poet and Illustrator living as the resident curator in the oldest house in
Arlington, VA. A graduate of The Maryland Institute College of Art. She loves to "paint poetry,
and write pictures,"and explore the intersection of image, language, and human nature.
Vital Structure
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Geordie de Boer
is a rambler and writer of fiction and poetry, and lives in Washington State. He has
been published by Eclectica, Offcourse, Peter Parasol, Bird’s Eye reView, among others.
…aren’t you afraid of being shot for wearing a hat like that?
…well, ya gotta give life yer best shot…
“Live life as if you’ll be dragged from your house at any moment, be bound,
blindfolded, and then shot. And why worry? If you’re to be shot, you’ll be shot…”
Alan Lao-tzu Krishnamurti Jones
…gotta stop this gaddam warring; when I get up in th’ mornin’, I’m shot to hell…
…yer a crack shot, so try a little whoring instead…
…so, I tried a little shot in my breakfast coffee. Know what? I liked it. Now I do it every
morning…only now I put a little shot of coffee in my breakfast booze…
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1.
See Cox on the town in a drunken debauch…
his hand always lands on some woman’s crotch.
2.
A shot in Cox’s juice, beer with his mush —
“If not for this food, they’d call me a lush.”
3.
When Cox is well oiled, he’s a wild whirlwind.
If you can’t see his hands, ladies, cover your quims.
4.
Cox takes as a tonic for a case of the blues
a roll in the sack and a booze-enhanced snooze.
5.
Cox in a bar, a rat in a roar —
one hand on a drink, one hand on a whore.
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Is the bartender here?
No, it’s solid wood shot through with steel rods, and if you don’t like it, tell it to the judge,
toper.
Judge Toper? Is he still under the bench?
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…drinking relieves stress in my life; you know, crappy boss, gridlocked traffic, Congress…no
congress with the wife…whether to get a flu shot, or not…hell, I could get shot by some feckin’
maniac…
who is he
small man
round
hair like weeping
willow leaves
dropping
out
dreams
fallen like stars
alight brightly
snap-out
finger-pop
black
gone
beer
cigarettes
vague erections
like bubbles in mud
nekkid wimmin
lewdly
moving ways he's never seen
he looks
stricken
by the blade of hope
at his
always laughing
children
how to
warn and water them
fruit of the garden
from which he has been
cast
unalluring
for seabirds to
circle
taunting raucously
vacation closes
like a
window
in a small room
with no world around it
children tumble
like disagreeable
dice
into the back seat
the wife
squawks in beside
a gull
like a blown-away
beach umbrella
follows them
for half a block
chips of light
diamonds of
what would be
glow inside him
Dear Dali
Dear Dali:
floating past your house
I noticed myself sitting in front
open-mouthed, bloody-toothed
(big enough to swallow a child with one bite)
Dali replies:
floating, splashing, timeless:
I see you sitting there
stump-toothed, bloody-mouthed
I see you joined to self: hand clenching breast
I see you grasping at nature: arm reaching for tree