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McFly 2009 Tour Book

McFly 2009 Tour Book

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Here ye! Here ye!We would like to thank you all for purchasing thislovely shiny programme and a ticket for this tour.We are currently backstage eating, playing videogames and Danny is preparing his hair.Touring is the most fun a band can have withouttaking their clothes off (actually taking them offon tour is pretty awesome).None of what you’re about to see is possible withoutyou guys so for that we thank you from the bottom ofour cold, black and immature hearts.No venue too big or crowd too small will stop us fromdoing this until we die extremely amusing deathsand Satan consumes our souls for eternity.Have fun and enjoy!McFly
 
DANNY//
How many average size carrots can yout in a coke can?
DOUGIE//
4 I think.
DANNY//
What’s your phone number?
DOUGIE//
07777777777.
DANNY//
How would you describe yourbass sound?
DOUGIE//
Like a footballer faking an injury.
DANNY//
What’s Transylvania about? cause I don’thave a clue!
DOUGIE//
It’s set in medieval times. A lowerclass boy falls in love with girl that’s royalty,they plan to run away to a place where peopledon’t care about class or race and where thesun shines all day and the children havegumdrop smiles.
DANNY//
Why do you think you have had terriblesuccess with piercings?
DOUGIE//
Because I’m half Orc.
DANNY//
Who’s your favourite bass player andwhy?
DOUGIE//
Ben Sargent, he taught me everything Iknow apart from my killer moves on stage.
DANNY//
You have two dogs.... who’s yourfavourite, Presley or Flea?
DOUGIE//
Depends how horny I am.
DANNY//
Tell the truth..... are you addicted toTwitter yet?
DOUGIE//
Hell yeah! I’m a twitter dawg. If youtweet to much on twitter Tom the twitterertweeting twats you with his teat.
DANNY//
What’s your favourite website? not adirty one!.... Thank you
DOUGIE//
Likecool.com
DANNY//
How many kids do you want?
DOUGIE//
69 dude!
DANNY//
If you had to take one body part fromthe rest of the band what would you take fromeach of us and why?
DOUGIE//
Harry’s nose and legs, Tom’s chin, yourears and hair. I’d be a good looking chap.
DANNY//
How did you discover Drew Brophy’sartwork?
DOUGIE//
I Googled “naked old guys”.
DANNY//
What would you rather do, play onesong on tour with Blink, or spend a night withCheryl Cole?
DOUGIE//
Ohhhhhh... Good one! I would wantAshley as well.... so... errr... Blink!
DANNY//
Who’s your favourite director?
DOUGIE//
Paul Caslin.
DANNY//
Would you ever go on Big Brother orany other reality programme?
DOUGIE//
Maybe, I don’t think anyone wouldcare though.
DANNY//
What’s the biggest cold blooded reptile?
DOUGIE//
All reptiles are cold blooded. Thelargest is the Australian salt water crocodilethey can grow over 17 ft long and weigh a ton.
DANNY//
You recently pooed yourself.... Canyou explain?
DOUGIE//
I got over 5 Twitter followers.
DANNY//
What’s the capital of Luxemburg?
DOUGIE//
L.
DANNY//
Who would play you in a lm aboutyourself?....... I’d say Rolf Harris would beperfect!
DOUGIE//
Hmmm... yeah Rolf is hot but I thinkFlipper the dolphin would play me.
DANNY//
Franz Ferdinand and Lady Ga Ga areyour favourite artists right now, why do you likethem so much?
DOUGIE//
I love the Franz because they singabout dancing with dudes and I’m really intothat. Lady Ga Ga needs a good poke in the face.Dude...
DANNY//
If I had 25 balls in my right hand and27 balls in the other hand, what would I have?
DOUGIE//
Massive hands!
DANNY ASKING DOUGIE...

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