10 most stupid questions people usually ask!
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equallystupid answers:-1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friendsStupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I'd watch someadvertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.2. In the bus:A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feetStupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should I trythis time.3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish goodAnswer:-No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after yearsStupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?Answer:-No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone callStupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called SalimMalik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouthStupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.