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Bridget Straubleft a comment

I love this! As someone new to Scribd it's great to find so many talented writers with a sense of humor!

Douglas Clegg replied:

Bridget, I'm dead serious. Tip #2 is vital.
12 / 05 / 2011

dkendal50left a comment

the comment from Larry Van Zandt-(great name by the way) Here's some advice from a published writer-be true to yourself and write what you know. There's enough self-help crap out there to fill Yankee Stadium and it's all BS. Stick to your guns man, find your voice and play like a big boy! D. Kendal

Rama Krishna Vadlamudileft a comment

Really funny!

Rama Krishna Vadlamudileft a comment

Really funny!

Larry VanZandtleft a comment

Occasionally, I do read tips like these to discover if there is indeed some deep, dark secret to writing. What I discover, each time, is that I'm spending too much time reading tips on how to write....and then I have to go back to my real job. Curses, foiled again.

Douglas Clegg replied:

Tips #1 and 2 may help you, Larry.
08 / 24 / 2011