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197 Reasons to Date Me

197 Reasons to Date Me



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197 Reasons to date me1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again2. The taste of your tongue is all I've ever needed3. I've got a shiny new Blockbuster card waiting just for you4. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm5. I'll let you push me on the swings6. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste7. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them8. We’ll make history together9. Because no other pirate's tongue can "shiver me timber" quite like yours10. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!11. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 16 year old boy12. There isn't anything I feel I can't tell you13. I wish I could give you all of my firsts14. All I can offer you is all of my lasts15. You’re safe with me16. I'll wait for you even if you're late17. I'll lick the envelope for you18. You've seen the monsters under my bed, and you're still here19. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking20. I know CPR21.I won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties22. You fucking turn me on!23. You love my dorkiness24. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up25. You’re magically delicious26. I suck at strip poker27. I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving28. Around you dry panties are a thing of the past29. I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone30. If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-shirt for you31. I’ll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes32. I won’t bite unless you want me to33. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we are doing it together34. I’ll circle your birthday on my calendar35. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv36. I'll carve your initials in a tree37. I won’t swear around your family38. I’ve never been Punk’d39. If you pick me a flower, I’ll wear it in my hair40. I come with an extended warranty41. I’ll grant you three wishes42. I’ll buy you a lap dance43. I didn't vote for either George Bush44. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home45. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores46. I'm likely to have a different hair color every time you see me47. I'm slippery when wet48. I only use the rail when I walk down the stairs 30% of the time ( I love towalk the line ya know)49. I've never read Playboy for the articles50. I'll make you laugh51. I've never been in one of Tommy Lee's movies52. I'll never under cook the eggs
53. I'll never drink your last beer54. I can make a mean pot of chili55. I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that chick with the big boobs56. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are57. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops58. I don't recycle59. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie rolltootsie pop60. I won't steal the vicoden out of your medicine cabinet61. I'll take care of you when you're sick62. I'll make fun of you63. I can give a kick ass back rub64. I haven't been a house guest of O.J. Simpson65. I like porn66. I can't stand soap operas67. I don't care if you leave the seat up68. I pump my own gas69. I don't give a shit if I break a nail70. I've got cookies71. I don't chew tobacco72. I take a shower every day73. I like it when you pull my hair74. I'll let you beat me at pool (LET you cause if I try, you're going down)75. I don't care that you go out with the boys76. I don't eat crackers in bed77. I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard78. I can't stand the mall79. I don't care what music we listen to in the car80. I've never eaten a bon-bon in my life81. When you wash the dishes it turns me on82. I have a big butt and I am proud of it83. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door84. I'll save everything you ever give me85. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming86. You just can't stop reading this!87. I always use my nails to scratch a lottery ticket88. I know where to put in the oil, and have even done it89. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know90. I think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal date91. What the hell is "in the box"?92. I always open a window when I paint93. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted94. The only drama I have any part of is on t.v.95. I know how to make a fire96. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue97. I've got secret tattoos98. My kisses will take your breath away99. I don't care if you leave your socks on100. I can't stand John Mayer101. I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone102. My weird habits you'll find adorable103. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you104. I'd fuck Angelina Jolie too105. I'll thank you every time you open the door106. I'll never waste your love107. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - whenwe're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny)108. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends
109. It gets better every time110. Use as much salt as you want I don't care111. I won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch112. I'll help you find your keys113. I don't stop and ask for directions either114. I don't have a big brother, so you don't have to worry about getting your asskicked ever115. We can watch your movie first116. I don't need batteries117. I once ate a cricket118. I eat red meat119. I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes120. I'll always have smooth legs121. I like it when my hair gets messed up122. I used to be able to put my feet behind my neck123. My family is just as fucked up as yours124. I don't want to get married any time soon125. I like horror movies126. I smell pretty good (Kind of citrusy and pina-coladaee)127. I don't litter128. When I can I give to charity129. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less130. I lose at arm wrestling every time131. I look both ways before I cross the street132. I never look directly into the sun133. I'll look cute in your shirt134. I'm not a virgin135. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know136. I won't ever leave makeup on your shoulder137. I've never hung a pair of panty hose on the shower rack in my life138. I like it when you call me a whore in bed139. I can balance a check book140. I'll help you not to forget your moms birthday141. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theatre142. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies143. I was the second grade spelling bee champ144. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is145. I know how to hold my own hair back when I get sick146. I've never cried over spilt milk147. I have never stabbed anyone in the eye148. I can count to 100 by 5's149. I've never smuggled drugs out of the country150. I don't care if you eat dinner without a shirt151. I think it's hot when you masturbate152. I never overload the washer153. What else have you got to do?154. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes155. I've never auditioned for American Idol156. I don't eat yellow snow157. I like it when you talk to your friends about me in bed158. My sunday morning breakfasts will change your life159. My chin fits 'just right' in your shoulder when you hold me close160. I'll understand if you get jealous161. I'm just that good162. I never had sexual relations with Bill Clinton163. You're getting very sleepy...164. I've never been on Jerry Springer165. I may have already won $10,000,000.

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