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10 reasons why I hate being a woman:
10 reasons why I hate being a woman:1) I am so sick of my period! One-third of every month is negatively affected by my period. Iam either sick from cramps, bloated beyond belief, on it, finishing it, too emotional, notemotional at all, or just simply not myself. The right months are worse than the left ones.Ortho, Depo and the others do nothing to help.2) I hate make-up. I went to work today without make-up (I feel like crap already) and the firstthing I hear when I sit down is a co-worker saying "I see you woke up late this morning, youshould put your face on before anyone else sees you like that"... WTF, this is my face... it is acute face... I like it just the way it is. Why do I have to put on a show for everyone around me,hell some of the guys here don't even shave before coming to work... they wear the sametired clothes every week... so why do I need to bother?3) I have to be a slave to fashion. Same as the make-up situation, god forbid if I wear mymost comfortable pants to work, or an out of style outfit that I personally like. Why do I haveto spend a couple thousand dollars a year on clothes and accessories, why do all of myfriends want to shop all of the time. This is a sickness, and I am sick of it. I wish I could dresslike a guy, in the same suit I bought in 1999 and the same tie that I have worn every week for the past three years. That would be nice!4) My bra has never fit me right! Why can't I find a bra that fits me perfectly? One that isslightly adjustable to compensate for my ever changing body? With the right cup just slightlylarger than the left cup, one that provides just the right amount of support. Is this too much toask, retailers have put significant effort into the feminine hygiene realm, perhaps they coulddivert some of their R&D monies away from moisture lock technologies and into making theperfect bra. If only I was a little smaller, then I could go without.5) I hate the following terms: Pussy, Slit, Cooche, Cunt, Snatch, Cooter, Beaver, Hole, Muff,Twat, and Clam... I also hate Titties, Boobies, Funbags, Melons and any other idiotic namepeople come up with for my body parts. I have a vagina and breasts or tits. Easy as that. Canyou say Vagina? I hope so.6) Double standards: Men get away with murder in the business world. Women are held to amuch higher degree of scrutiny and to a much higher standard than men. When men talkthey are networking, when women talk we are gossiping... when men make mistakes theyare risk takers, when women make mistakes we are incompetent, when men argue they aredebating, when women argue we are being catty. You get the idea. I am just as smart, if notsmarter than most of my coworkers, but I will always get stuck behind a guy with 'ambitionand drive', especially when I spend a good portion of my month focusing on my insides (see#1).7) Sex is different for women. Men take great pride in bedding women, as many and as oftenas possible. If a women expresses her sexuality she is a whore, tramp or slut. Rightly sosometimes... there is no female equivalent to the blow job, a blow job is a power trip for theguy... I am on my knees in front of him or with my head around his waist in some fashion,pleasuring him until he finishes, then it is up to me to clean up while he basks in thesatisfaction. If he goes down on me, it is a different experience, there is no power exchange,he is still in a powerful position (legs apart is always vulnerable) and he is still happy to see
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