2010 Ag. Booster
Kevin BelewAccompanying Mariana to her fathers birthday party at a high school Ag.Booster.Pint and wine glasses with the wealthy.We pull in and park.We walk in,old, beautiful valley oaks.Old train cars pose as the restrooms.Very nice grass area.Already meeting someone.“Hello, nice to meet you.”Find the two tables for eight that her dad reserved under birthday boy #1and #2.Pick our spots at birthday boy #2.Meet a couple,shake hands and say, “Hello, nice to meet you,I’m Kevin.”Then the lady and I hit the bar with her sister.Most of the women drink wine, some men do as well.Some drink the beer,local micro brew.The men mostly drink it.I drink it.Not to much though.The drink tickets are expensive, and I don’t want to make a drunk-ass foolof myself.I have money in my pockets though.That’s right, both pockets.But her dad pre-bought the tickets.In fact the guy bought everything for everyone he invited,except for his presents.Well anyway, a very generous guy, if you’re into that kind of a thing.Ah, now the silent auction tables are prepared.Some things I like,A half of a wine barrel, with a twelve pack of plants inside;strawberries, onions, eggplant and some other vegetables.There is also this fake duck wine bottle holder that I like.The duck is on its back, feet in the air supporting the butt end of a winebottlewith the cork end in the between his beak.Like it’s taking a good pull, straight from the bottle.Classy.At this point I have met the other eight that are sitting at our table.I see some thin lady walking around.I then ask my girlfriend if she can tell when women are anorexic.2
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What a great collection of stories and poetry! I look forward to reading the next issue!